Hit the weak point for massive damage!

[CasaiAgicap]

My left ear hates you more than life itself.

[snukka]

AWESOME PASSWORD

[TFToxixity]

OMg, thats the voice of Tod from Code Monkeys! xD

[raonipaes]

Hahaha this game seems to be so freaking funny, I wish I have time to play it someday

[HeadInjuryGamesPro]

They didn't even try to hide the fact that they just made an internet meme reference. Theyn just had her say it outright.

[VideoGameSoundtracks]

Kai: Password for Armory???

Kaz Hirai: $599 US dollars!

Kai: hmmm maybe I'll hit your weakpoint...FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!

Kaz Hirai: The password, its Ridge Racer...

Kai: wha???

Kaz Hirai; RIIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRRRR XD

[Zerobadniks]

You can buy the password for $599.

[XiaoBoredy]

For laughter, hit 9 on your keyboard, thats wad the whole things about

[SuperNateclark]

she sounds like oone of the spice girls....

[viper2290]

1:33 FAIL lol.

[tkoizumi]

if you think this game is based on japan then do yourself a favor and go outside once in a while. this game is basicallya collection of asian societ rolled into one. imagine if japanese dev made a game about usa, canada, england, and scotts... this is that game

[FreePlay]

@tkoizumi it's a joke, based on where the "hit its weak point for massive damage" thing came from - a game that claimed to be part of the 'real history' of Japan but featured such things as giant enemy crabs.

[AristoMC]

@tkoizumi

flip it over and attack its weak point for massive damage

[vsnaruto1]

id hit her weak spot with my special arrow for massive damage XD

[ArchetypeXE]

@vsnaruto1

*ECK!!!*

[vsnaruto1]

@ArchetypeXE eck?

[ArchetypeXE]

@vsnaruto1

*clear throat lmao*

[vsnaruto1]

@ArchetypeXE lol

[ArchetypeXE]

@mickeyart21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[freshvegies]

MONKEY PEACHES!!!!!!

[AristoMC]

did this actually took place in anicent japan?

[ArchetypeXE]

@AristoMC

yes, except in our timeline it is actually happening as you watch it.

[ZerooOne01]

Wow...I though only giant enemy crabs were weak against massive damage to their weak points.

[Medria2]

Something SOO cute can be so violent..

[dufydf]

videos that has audio only in the left side are gay

[IAMBOBHEARMEHROAR123]

MASSIVE DAMAGE MASSIVE DAMAGE MASSIVE DAMAGE :)

[gmanleader0]

She hit him in the balls anyway? what a bitch.

[ShadowVampireFTW]

@gmanleader0 she smashed his head.. if it was the balls he would be holding them in pain lol

[Snakyiva]

Third's always the charm!

[ErInNtHeFrEaK]

"thanks!" *clubs in face* lol

[jetsal]

That's the ugliest little girl I've ever seen.

[Macracer202]

knock him over and hit him in his weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE

[AliJ5533]

Lol, I missed this my first playthrough (due to not knowing the meme then).

I wonder if it was intentional? Lol, quite possibly. After all, Terry Pratchett's daughter did help write it, gotta have snuck some jokes in there somewhere.

Also, Kai's definitley my favourite of the two characters, I'm glad the playtime between the two was divided fairly evenly.

Also, 1:23 and 1:34 = FAIL

[ivanlagrossemoule]

She forgot to flip him over. Or maybe it's the way it actually took place in ancient Japan.

[whatevs808]

just cause he was a jerk, i shot him in the "weak point" after kai knocked him out anyway!

[M4sterSK8]

ha ha lol

[zappazoey]

So what you do is you flip over the guard on its back, and attack his weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

[TheUltimatePheonix]

based on actual battles XD

[Vestalla345]

XDD Shes SO Kawaii!!!

[Seijitsu0]

Blow up fireworks building and shoot in crotch for Massive Damage

[rushnerd]

The right sound channel is overrated.

[xXbutters1234]

ATTACK.ATTACK.

[av3rRageGameName]

for some reason, I find kai to be kinda good looking, I wouldnt mind going out with her, heck Im immature myself!

[Maddy4Me]

My favourite part of this game is when Ridge Racer places 599 US dollars on a weak point causing massive damage and a giant enemy crab to instantiate.

[UnusuallyLargeCrab]

meme overload.

[CrackerAndTheBrownie]

Don't forget about real time weapon changing!

[dustymountain]

kai has just won 0.27 internets

[jrodwwe94]

i heard there is a giant enemy crab in ridge racer

[rockcabbage]

once i had a dog, but a lamp hitted his weak point for massive damage :(

[wadad17]

lol, omg thay is funny, srry about dog.

[carbunkle07]

Japanese history and culture is draped in giant crabs. They actually took part in many historic battles, often being defeated by mighty warlords who attacked their weaks spots.

[Lazyboy0337]

for massage damage

[akaThaJordan]

@carbunkle07 ...for massive damage

[noiryork]

wow, i laughed so hard.

[KIBITKO]

It's ridge racer. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!

[dachshundfan]

GIANT ENEMY CRAB!!!

[xblack0utx]

how do they know that he is an enemy crab? he also could be a GIANT FRIENDLY CRAB. We dont know what he is cuz someone hitted his weak point for massive damage.

[wolfjak]

GIANT ENEMY CRAB RACER!!!!!!!!!!!

[mooble1]

i thought only giant enemy crabs have a weak point

[XeroGamer]

the music in this game is awesome

[Uachintom]

well i just know that she loves fireworks^^

[PicklesOfWar]

she is awsome and best quote in the world

[Sobe0047]

Shes adorable! ^_^

[totaled999]

she talks like a gimp

[SteelWool91]

i love fire works.....

[Bulldog5555555]

LMAO right when She tells him she'll hit his weak point...He instantly tells her the password "Monkey Peaches!"

"Huh?'

"The password! It's monkey peaches!"

[lilamericandoll]

"Monkey Peaches!"

"Huh?'

"The password! It's monkey peaches!"

It's funny how he says that. xD

[colt45joe]

whoa, whoa.. so is this a reference to the giant crab e3 guy?

[elementalpowerstar]

"Hmm.. Maybe I'll hit your weak point... for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!"

Best line ever.

[Sightoplasm]

Id hit it.

[pranksta754]

Dragona is a cunt

[Mirevere]

MONKEY PEACHES.

[GreenSwordsman45]

The arrow was ridge racer. RIIIIIDGE RACER

[VitaumM22]

Remember that one? LOL

[M4Ghost]

OMG! XD LOFL!!

[BurningMice]

LOL I cant believe they put that line in the game!

[omegaweaponredux]

you cant believe that? game developers have been putting giant enemy crabs in there games every since as gags and calling them that mnonster hunter fallout 3 brave story...all have monsters named giant enemy crabs.

[shinluis]

kai is so insanely cute

[cyborn27]

shes cute lool

[Kornmang]

the password its monkey beaches

[wellme22]

I can't blame him. I would have given the password as well

[Kornmang]

anyone who didn't would have HAD some balls

[shinluis]

lol

[atat0707]

Hahaha lol.

[Munchy365]

not for long.

[Sephirothreborn]

Just attack his weak point for massive damage :) does this game feature real time weapon change btw? :P

[blarghonk40]

You dont understand people the giant enemy crab were seeking is actually disguised as the guard so we need to find him and hit his WEAK POINT for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

[conan5567]

this is one of the best games for ps3 but short

[alexthepure]

Crazy bitch

[Pylasmic]

She's kind of like a female Jack Sparrow :D

[TheFrenchyinParis]

monkey.... bitches?

[WarhawkDrier]

Monkey Peaches? Monkey Beaches?

[kingGOTTi12349]

SO heres this Giant enemy crab

you hit the weak point for massive damage

[alphalink]

lol, yeah!

[Kan2209]

Where's the giant massive ancient Japanese crab with the weak point?

[duhmeir]

i know right?

[AtomicBunny101]

lol the weak point :P

[G4MB1T12]

Lmao

[lacudafrost]

o.o

I can't beleive the player in this video ran the wrong way once back in the stadium hahaha

And they also missed twice...wow

Its one of the easiest shots in the game, seeing as how no-one is trying to kill you or someone else.

[Staffmaster123]

......Shut up. Like, Seriosly Lmfao. This Vids not a Gameplay vid its bout MASSIVE DAMAGE. Go Comment Negatively on, Another Vid.

[philhalo66]

shes hot

[FusiontheCat]

lolz. stuff exploded.

[sithioth]

Monkey Peaches? and massive damage?

XD

[koopagamer]

don't forget to attack the giant enemy crabs weakpoint for massive damage. ;)

[rivethead134]

haha lol

[urbanzombiekiller]

lmao!

[ErInNtHeFrEaK]

i couldn't stop laughing at that.. kinda scary that she threatened to shoot there..

[DizRupTnz]

history game based in ancient japan

and hear you see this giant enemy crap

hit its weak point for massive damage!!

RIIIIDGE RACERRRRR!!!

[conan5567]

i remember that a fell out of my chair laughfing

[OmgSuiseiseki]

... Does she actually say that?

[Zorelei]

That she does. And I almost fell out of my chair.

[OmgSuiseiseki]

lolololololol

It kind of reminds me of the comedic shocks of NMH and The World Ends With You.

[Takanashiv2]

So here you see this Giant Enemy Crab...

[VerbelX]

ROFL

[Tristanvash38]

Amazing!!

[Wucky]

RIIIDGE RACER

[BatOtaku13]

599 US Dollars!

[wellme22]

399 euros :P

[edmania315]

MASSIVE　DAMAGE!!!

[rawrfearthewaffle]

lol massive damage :D

[ThornyBluePants]

roflmao weak point for massive damage i can see why he told her the password xD

[exotoa60]

MONKEY BEACHES!!!!

[jobsto12]

oh and how can there be a second one? Nariko is dead... oops srry for spoiling the plot

[RobBarnsy]

are you kidding its totally set up for a second 1 nariko gave kai the sword so maybe the next 1 will be kai's story

[Acedog94]

Not a very good try spoiling it since she is dead at the beginning.

[okhello]

If you typed it done why would you say "oops"?....inconsiderate prick >.>

[jobsto12]

monkeybeaches? its monkey peaches...

[Syoran]

O_O ninja girl XD i want this game now XD

[Youngsy5]

why does she sound like smeagol?

[iammadness]

@Youngsy5 Smeagol is in this game. He's the villain XD

[kfihjt387]

yeahhhh nice

[kfihjt387]

man the game is great but i can't understand if it is dramatic or not at least there is going to be a second one 100%

[spoochlove1]

heavenly sword 2 = canceled

[doomyblah7]

What a strange kid...

"I love fireworks!" *Proceeds to blow up buildings*

[ataylor86]

Its Monkey Peaches....

[LingTong567]

lol too cute

"Monkeybeaches"

"Thanks!"

*SLAM*

[hahayourreadingthis]

how is that cute? ppl like u freak/creep me out

[awesomly47]

what?

[intel31337]

At least sony has a sense of humor

[s0lidusthefrenchman]

What's sony has to do with any games they hire people to make them... SOCOM - Zipper, GT - Polyphony.

dumb logic, Ninja Theory is part of Sony.

[MethsBack]

I love it when stupid people think they are so right and end their comment with fail. Its just sad cause it makes them look even more stupid then before.

(Reply to tcampbell76)

[obw1r3d]

i <3 kai.

[creoltein]

wow game for horny guys

[Flossy1991]

Favourite line in the whole game!

totally LOL'd when i saw it for the first time

[bigcman321]

"FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE" I love this game!

[umbrae12]

monkey peaches FTW!

[TheDevilsJoker]

MONKEY PEACHES!