The Voluminous Brilliance Of Tommy Wiseau

[SubversiveDarkness]

"Do you understand life? Do you??!?!"

[Hierophant345]

0:57-1:01 "Do you understand life? Do you?"

Tommy Wiseau's "voluminous brilliance" lies in the fact that he has answered what all the clergies and philosophers in human history could not answer.

[mihaelkYeah]

He sounds so stupid

[rocketM980]

he would never hit her but he forcepushes her like a jedi 2-3 timesXD

[crazypants88]

Sadly, I don't understand life

[Jennyfisch]

One word to sum up this dialogue, The Room and Tommy Wiseau himself: random.

[shophet125]

This is the best unintentional comedy ever.

[hkim927]

Teach me how to understand life Johnny.

[InfinityDz]

- Women change their minds all the time

- Hahahah... What a story lisa!

[HeyCrabman14]

Lisa disliked this...

[InglebertHumperdink1]

"do you uderstahd light? do you?"

[RamsesTheStone]

@InglebertHumperdink1 lol

[MognarMokasin]

@InglebertHumperdink1 You drive me crazy !

[MrTomojenko]

HAHA you must be kidding aren't you? :)

[tokando69]

I love this and Birdemic the most

[Schizima]

You are lying I nearly hit you!

*Shoves her onto the couch*

[mistabook]

1:24 - DEAD. 

[Hierophant345]

Yoda's master was N'Kata del Gormo, and Gormo's master was Tommy Wiseau. He UNDERSTANDS life.

[showtaker]

so he is the one that understand life, i knew he is genious! for a reason!

[hydropawn]

His acting is so good, I'm going to write my review of the movie using his voice.

This movie has superb acting please watch it people is very good I don't know why anyone wouldn't watch it I can't go on without watching this movie everyday do you understand how good this movie is it's very good I'm not lying ohie doggie .

Please watch it why are you not watching it is there something you're hiding from me YOU ARE TEARING ME APART READERS!

I'm sorry I nevermeantosaythatpleasewatcht­hemovie.

[bakugancollecterZ]

Lisa: "Your scaring me.."

Me: "He's scaring me too...."

[InglebertHumperdink1]

"do you understud light? do you?"

[satinsguard]

0:53 Turn on captions.

[tipsycat27]

0:47 sums up Tommy Wiseau

[Mechangmenows]

don war baudit. I still lahv yu

[Nicsho]

I honestly think every part of this movie is online, and, given enough time, someone could re-edit it all together again. The question then would be... would it be better, or worse?

[tehnatureboy]

why Tommy didnt receive an Oscar for that scene is beyond me.

[ZeeN4v0]

ushoodahaf

[hardyrulez96]

watch with captions lmfao

[Schizima]

DO YOU UNDERSTIR LIFE? DU YUU

[BruisedEyeSockets]

'You must be kidding aren't you.'

[MrKenny1878]

Shes got a grand pair of tits in fairness.

[Eskidead]

"Anyway, how's your sex life?"

[tsrnikrug]

Pure genius, whether it was meant or not

[Strindom]

"I'm going to wash up and go to bed"

"HOW DARE YOU TALK ME LIKE THAT?"

[RustlessPotato]

@Strindom how dur *

[MoltenFlameDragon]

"Woman change their minds all the time"

Especially bitches!

[ScrapBrainMusic]

"DO YOU UNDERSTANLIIFE? DO YOU??" has to be the most underrated line in the film. Fucking priceless.

[paddybebop]

I NEVER HIT YOU, (followed by 2 pushes)

[Andoeriz]

Lisa is so beautiful.

[darthguy3]

HAO DURR JU TAK TO ME LIEK DAT? >:(

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

how der u talk to me like that

[KingLegendary1]

he pushes her twice I NEVER HIT YOU

[aythcookie]

ju muss be kidding aren't you?

[eb0nikz]

this movie is golden. I've seen it so many times. Tommy Wiseau for President.

[jrtjazztrio]

ju you understad live?

[Snake2k00]

Look at that scream. The subtle emotion playing on his face. Oh my God. He even raised his fists.

[NefariousEvildoer]

If I were Lisa, I would still sleep with Mark, but keep Tommy around for his sheer comedic value. :D

[ilboche]

"do you understand life?! DO YOU?!"

[MegaKmann]

You're lion, I nearly hitchu.. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!

[MrShnoxdog]

Why is Lisa going to bed in daylight?!?!

[intheTea04]

"You're scaring me". Yeah you're not the only one, Lisa.

[grandchild17]

do u understand life???? do you????

[zulok1337]

@grandchild17 haha, you must be kidding aren't you

[thirtythreeflavors]

I love that he keeps pushing her down over and over again while yelling in her face that he never hit her.

[FantomMind]

*Push* *Poke* YOU ARE LYING! I NEVER HIT JOO! I MAY BE WRONG BUT I DOUBT IT!-

[FantomMind]

Maybe I'll change.... my mind. =l

[ScrubmanLowell]

Johnny: You drive me crazy!

Lisa: Goodnight Johnny.

Johnny: Don't worry about it Lisa. I still love you. Goodnight!

Lisa: Wait a minute, Johnny doesn't talk like that!

(Lisa comes down the stairs and rips Johnny's head off to reveal the face of a zombie)

Lisa: Where's Johnny!

[TheIm2BiZ11]

do you understand life?

yeah like laughing at things that arent funny and playing football with a tuxedo?

[mattgill1992]

@TheIm2BiZ11 Is that what he's saying?

It sounds to me like "You want to stay alive?! DO YOU!?" which always made me laugh for the pure hypocrisy of it.

[TheIm2BiZ11]

@mattgill1992 you just love to make fun of this guy for his hippy accent. Its okay. It seems we can learn the wonderful english of tommy wiseau

[TheProjektcc]

Is it possible to deliver the worst acting performance and the best comedy performance at the same time????

It is now

[RykoMD]

After i watch The Room my life was divided in BTR (Before The Roomd) and ATR (After The Room).

The movie itself is great, has SO MANY memorable scenes, just comparable with the "Godfather (part I) My friends and myself didn't believe the piece of art that we watch that time .

[Buzzoro]

Getting pushed back on the couch over and over again is quite normal for Lisa. But she should've known by now that Johnny really gets offended if you tell him you dont want to talk about it and that you're about to go upstairs.

[gd129]

someone needs to post a compilation of wiseau in this movie

[Hurricane333]

''I'm gonna go upstairs and wash up and go to bed''.

Her kitchen is...upstairs?

[gd129]

@Hurricane333 why would that mean her kitchen is upstairs? id take "wash up" as take a shower or wash your face or something

[Hurricane333]

@gd129 'Wash up'...Wash the dishes?

[McRabbid9]

@Hurricane333 No, the shower and the bed are upstairs. Nothing about the kitchen.

[Hurricane333]

@McRabbid9 Thanks for resolving this month-old dilemma. It has caused me sleepless nights. Many a morning I'd wake and think, 'I wish someone would resolve this important and complex issue', and lo, like a prophet, you appeared. Truly, with your knowledge of domestic interiors, you are wise.

[McRabbid9]

@Hurricane333 Whatever, bro.

[McRabbid9]

@Hurricane333 Calm down, man. I was just trying to be nice to you and give you the answer and you act all completely sarcastic like I'm a horrible person. Do you know how hateful that comment was?

[Hurricane333]

@McRabbid9 You're my favourite customer.

[McRabbid9]

@Hurricane333 Whatever, man.

[maksie88]

HOW DURR YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT

[1MrDonCarlos1]

Your driving me crazy......I can't act.....good night Lisa, I still love you

[ubreakinmepatlisa]

Johnny took the meaning of life to the grave, aren't you?

[Arayziel]

This movie is so good that it made me herp so hard I derped

[TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

Brilliant oscar performance, hahahaha you must be kidding, ooh hi Mark

[glimmeringsea]

Ha ha. You must be kidding, aren't you.

[MrFishFlu]

This is a hidden gem! Flawless acting, tasteful directing and storytelling as well as great scenery and a suitable soundtrack makes this film a must-have in any film lovers library!

I could go on forever when it comes to this great experience, but I wont bore you with my thoughts - instead I strongly urge you to contribute to the making of similar films by purchasing this piece of art!

[GreatestMKfighter]

@MrFishFlu Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

[Sauron338]

@MrFishFlu Oh ha ha. You mus be KITTing, aren'choo?

[DrGerhardVonOrbison]

acting is superb