General Uwe Boll says: DON'T see POSTAL !

[Dannyexx1]

What's the point of dressing up as General Patton and making fun of Kingdom of the Crystall skull?

Well, I agree with him, that the 4th Indy-flick was shitty...but I don't get this General Patton thing. It makes no sense...

And Boll....please learn the "th". I get ear-cancer, hearing you the word "things" pronounced as "sinks". -.-

[jsDX11]

GO WATCH INDYANNA JUNNS

[AndreasTomCom]

Postal is fucking great!

[Martin126X]

Ok Mr Boll, see ya!

[Ununs3pt1um]

I'm from Germany, and though I like Boll as a person and some of his films, this pronouciation is, except for the times you can laugh about it, something I thought we forbid by Geneva Conventions >.< It really could be considered as torture. Just listen to this awful, ear-cracking accent xD

[TheYaom]

hahahahaha he comes from germany, the same country that considers david hasselhof a genius!!!!

[PuresG1ft]

postal is still a better movie than kingdom of the crystal skull - there I said it - fuck all of you - I am fucking serious

[lancedance2]

HAHA looks like everyone took his advise because nobody went to see postal

[keozeo]

@lancedance2 its a decent movie. not to bad. you can watch it on youtube.

[grmpf]

And here we see a man with a PhD in literature...

[Kackamann1]

That's like: "Don't press the big, red button, dude!"

[Kackamann1]

That's like: "Don't press the big, red button, dude!

[EvilBabba]

Worst german after Ratzinger and Hitler...

[Dannyexx1]

Please Herr Boll,

learn english. It's horrible to hear you speaking, pronounce "things" like "sinks".

Learn the TH for fucks sake! I am german and I can speak english way better than you.

[vseuntunt6163]

@nothingness36 exactly what i was thinking ..

[lucaspurpergurk]

sings

[MrBolu14]

ZEE IT

[SjamesS]

He must know what he's doing... :X

[DeviledEgginator]

This is the same guy who makes movies based off of video games, without playing the games first, telling us not to see one of his films. I'm confused.

[can0mark]

@DeviledEgginator

It's a trick to get people to think they have to see his latest film. Basically he can do this because his movies are total shit anyway.

[Helltamirre]

@can0mark Actually, many people think Postal is pretty good. It's free in its humor, ironic, self-conscious. Boll is terrible when he tries to make a REAL movie. When he makes something like Postal - its bloody hilarious. 

[ptoner87]

Wait, what?

[AandR1408]

I actually enjoyed Postal MORE than Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull...

[supermariofan03]

he tells people not to see a movie he made? that's messed up

[therone2o1o]

werri importent sings

[neuropulsation]

He's a hero

[logins03]

He is abslolutly right but about his movie BUT ,

you must see postal this movie just can't be discribed but just see it

(excuse my english I'm french)

[glassessn]

Postal is The Godfather + Citizen Kane + Casablanca + 2001 A Space Odyssey

[NibiruShinIori319]

THIS IS AMAZING! Forward this message on 5 videos within 3 minutes and FUCKING NOTHING will happen!

I tried it TWICE and it worked BOTH times!

Absolutely fucking nothing happened!

THIS REALLY WORKS!

Pass this on! More people need to know!

[bierschissone]

uwe boll sagt selber er mag und spielt keine videospiele kein wunder dass der so abloost der typ ist ein lowbob

[TERACEPHIL]

key i do !

[mactazer]

Budget $15,000,000

Gross revenue $146,741

[ThomasBellarusa]

@mactazer

I bet the all time totals of his movies are something like

Budgets $200,000,000

Groos revenue $10,000,000

[moobieNews]

@ThomasBellarusa i think you added an extra zero on the gross revenue.

[lego64]

It's not a good sign when someone tells you to not see their movie.

[papersplease]

It's ok. Tom Cruise played the role of a Nazi. I guess we can call it even.

[Soratris]

greatest troll ever

[steven0seagul]

@Soratris lol yea hes Uwe Troll not boll lol

[christofthedead]

I didn't know General Patton was German, you learn something new every day

[Daniel90923]

Uwe is der beste!!! Scheiss auf Indiana Jones!!!

[MarsMcPracht]

@Daniel90923 Klappe zu, Flanders. Außer Postal und Rampage kann man seine Filme nicht gucken!

[Daniel90923]

@MarsMcPracht Ach hau ma rein! Er sagt selber, wer seine Filme nich mag, solls lassen! Was is an Saw oda so besser?? Seine Filme sind halt krass aba wo is TunnelRats schlecht? Seeed is zu krank ok aba is ja keine Pflicht ne?

[v4lkyr]

@Daniel90923

omfg stirb bitte

[Daniel90923]

@v4lkyr Ehm Kollege, was ist denn mit dir los? "stirb bitte" ? Schonmal was von Sperrung gehört? Noch son´ Kommentar und das war´s ok?

[v4lkyr]

@Daniel90923

Uwe Boll der Beste, Indiana Jones Scheiße, sry aber mit der Meinung kommst du nirgendwo an. Das war's ok? Bin cool ich tipp das Apostroph mit und droh bei youtube.

[SkyF0X9]

boll is cool, fuck all the haters

[Tangomoose]

hes so awesome at making movies that he can't even use green screen properly...

[BastardCinema]

the german lloyd kaufman.

[PFreakyPFister]

haha, I don't like Uwe Boll, but that was really funny

[B1k0u]

I hate myself for it, but I actually enjoyed Postal. It's so bad, it circles around, and becomes awesome again.

[BastardCinema]

@B1k0u it is. it's hard to stay mad a t amovie with a cat for a friggin silencer.

[maximilli111]

rofl

[JohnKiller118]

Postal was actually better than Indiana Jones 4.

At least aliens would make sense in the Postal universe.

[beastlysword]

@JohnKiller118 Aliens were gods in a religion in the movie, IT MAKES FUCKING SENSE!

[iWearCapeIRL]

Inziana Jonez

[Wheetpunk]

Uwe is German Genie

[DogWed]

Reverse psychology only works when we dont think youre a cock Uwe

[nichtig86]

In Germany only a few people know him. Bt its great. i love his Movies. What do you think about him in AMerica? His English is very nice to hearfor germans...

[berlinstyla]

@nichtig86 You're right man.

Ask Germans about Uwe Boll. I guess 1 of 100 people will partly know him. It's just funny to see he's kinda famous in the USA but not in his homeland, Germany. That's all possible with Nazi-gold. Heil Boll!

[Skarlos131]

@nichtig86 Dude, go take some medications, he's a fucking idiot. And, no, I am not American.

[gogogogigigigagaga]

i cryed no one understand him.

[supaflyjooc]

yepp, he is a german.

everyone hear that ^^

[StathisQauid]

sorry but i like postal more than the last indi!

[dakinegk]

Postal was great, i really enjoyed it :D

[AGentertainment]

Ironically, Crystal Skull was probably as bad if not worse than Postal.

[muxmedia7]

lol

[Capstain259]

...wow. that was brilliant. its like he relized eveyone hates him and will activly avoid listning to him, so he pulled out some serious reverse psycology. how can such a bad filmaker be so smart.

[MEHOLE]

Indiana Jones sucks balls and Spielberg hasn't made a good movie since Saving Private Ryan. The guy's an arsehole to his fans.

[AKenjiB]

@MEHOLE

Have you not seen Catch Me if you can, Minority Report, or Munich?

[MEHOLE]

@AKenjiB OK, you got me with Munich, Catch Me If You Can was mediocre, Minority Report was fucking terrible. What about AI?

[ejafjallajokul]

lmao!

[schizoidchimp]

GO IN INDIANER-JONES ON ZAT VEEKEND

[olaokolaok]

JAJAJA Uwe boll has FUCKING BALLS!!!!!!

[Schwabbel1111]

abou very important sings...

...may twenty-sree

...sat weekend

[lukethemonkeyboy]

lol not that fuckin idiot uva bowl.. aww maybe someday he'll make a half decent film. just aslong as he stays away from gears of war and any other video game to come to think of it

[spooky57571]

I loved postal just because of how bad it was, it from bad to good then, to piss awful then, back to fucking awesome................

[lucas503]

why is he hating on his own movie?

[boborappa]

@lucas503 Because he really doesn't fucking care. Listen to the audio commentaries of his movies, he's nuts.

[Valkbg]

@lucas503 Its called self-irony.

[elshotaru]

Typical. Postal was the only movie that's tolerable. Not because of the story, because that's a convoluted mess, but some of the jokes work.

[fire55717]

Is this clip from the actual movie?

[RappelKarton]

hurts to be german when seing this

[rapdogg953]

@RappelKarton no it doesnt......

[BoondockSaint122]

@RappelKarton

I´m German and believe me, it does!

[prsguitar22]

@RappelKarton exactly. Totally a miserable born from Germany. Terrible biological error and genetic error made this guy.

[CheckdaFlow]

@RappelKarton No it doesn't, I'm German, happy to be one, and I don't care if Uwe Boll's playing stupid or if he's doing bad movies or so, he's just a guy, and he happens to be German.

[RappelKarton]

@CheckdaFlow Ouch! Make it stop!

[MrCorndogEater]

@RappelKarton It must tear u apart to see Hiter then

[RappelKarton]

@MrCorndogEater at least hitler never tried to speak english ;-)

[MrCorndogEater]

@RappelKarton Well I'm a Brit, and I admire Ooova Ball

He is a genius troll

[Bouchon211]

@MrCorndogEater Ya his real life trolling is only second to GG Allin and Remi Gaillard.

[Jarinabigbox]

hmmm..... you know they could use him for a villian



[trueChaos23]

Uwe Boll sucks so much its so funny!!!!!! XD

[rathat48]

Man, I wish I had a german accent.

[SShinX2off]

he is an asshole and he doesnt care

[NickRiviera10]

HEHEHE! The background and the flag, the militar costume, hehe this is nice.

[divinidadoscura]

inverse psychology?

[POkegreis]

@divinidadoscura

Kinda...But he basically showed his dick to all who hate him...^^

[wolfbane343]

well, aside from being a raging asshole, he seems honest enough. Still, his movies suck. All of them. Shame on Zack Ward for agreeing to do Postal. From Titus to this? WTF man?!

[bogactwo23]

i love this guy

[bcrocker2k]

does this marketing strategy work?

you're telling us the honest-to-god truth here... I'm so confused

[balrog13571]

See I know that KOTCS wasn't really a great film and Postal wasn't Uwe Boll's WORST movie and he's just joking, but he should be ashamed of imitating a great movie like Patton to promote his crap. Still to be fair I get alot of laughs from this guy one way or another. He should work as a comedian and give up directing.

[shubidubar]

fuck Huwey Ball

[trueChaos23]

AW now hE hates himself

[trueChaos23]

LMAO!

[i5Alex]

POSTAL ruled

[fullmetalsleep]

yeah, Uwe is an interesting character... he obviously sucks but he has such balls you actually root for him

[Rubensaccnt]

They both sucked, Indiana slightly better tho.

[Dilapsor]

POSTAL was infinitely better than Crystal Skull. At least Uwe Boll, unlike Spielberg, recognizes the fact that he is a hack artist.

[SpiritoftheEmperor]

ze only genhius in ze whole fahking business.

[CappinPugwash]

Uwe Boll dressed up as the great American general who reduced his country to fucking rubble in world War II.....ironic or what!

[pendragon665]

@CappinPugwash

russians were the ones who did that. i'm not russian, just stating a fact.

[booty1983]

Actually, Postal wasn't that bad.

[casperado666]

i like this guy. you gotta give him credit he's funny and he has balls

and he's the king of trolling

[Chrispat8]

We all know what movie we saw that weekend.

[kea919306]

meh they both sucked

[Jcolinsol]

Don't worry Uwe, I didn't. I didn't see Injana Yones either though.

[ThePieIsLie]

Wow. He finally came to his senses and admitted he's shit? Cool! I can understand him saying it as a different character. Pride is important...

[P3OPLE]

the guy is awsome, i love uwe boll.

and yes, his movies suck.

[jeevanjnath]

Feels sorry for this guy even though he is a dumbass and a dickhead!

[Radamzz]

All critics are just paid trolls!

[alx90x]

hah oh irony...no one went uwe, no one went...u said man.

[PlanetRilgar]

oh the irony is killing me!

[CpsLock3]

is it finally true owe boll sees his own failure. uhh no he just thinks hes a "fucking genious" even when 300000+ people are signing that petition to get him off the movie making wagon.

[WereCrow]

@CpsLock3 remember he was the one who proposed this petition....

[CpsLock3]

that's because he has a germany american tax loophool that allows him to get the money taxed to him even if his movies bomb the market.

[WereCrow]

@CpsLock3 I know. that system does ashame me as a german since our tax money is used to produce shit with it. But this guy knows how to exploit it so well, it does kinda make me admire him. Well you could call him an attention whore but when attention and juristic loopholes help you earn your money he'll do it. And the more people actually flame about him the more his name is in the news in the comments everywhere. And that's what advertisement, the heart of every business, is all about.

[FreemanNoob91]

The Way UWE BOLL talk is funny...........

[ivucica]

Uwe Boll looks cool, having fun at his own expense. Haven't seen any of his movies, so I have no idea why there are so many Boll-bashers around.

[3yE]

Basically, the problem with most of his movies is that they don't make much sense, it's a mix of a mindless chain of action scenes and a bland copy of a known concept. Add to this some mediocre acting by an unmotivated, randomly cast star actor. There you have a typical Boll movie. More like waste of time than really bad.

Postal has none of these problems. It is one of the best dark comedies ever.

[deadagain33]

Postal was a great movie! "what you doing to my video game you bastard" funny stuff

[thereaIblackcerberus]

Okay, well I'll go see Harrison Ford then! Thanks for the heads-up!

[Zeightix]

Oh important sinks

[AKenjiB]

Very first time that I have ever agreed with Uwe Boll, i mean um General George S. Patton

[Chrispat8]

umm, Uwe Boll you actually encouraged more people to see Indiana Jones that weekend. Sorry. Looser!

[seriousbusiness47]

I actually kind of want to see Postal, now.

Hm.

[Godzilla52]

Biggest looser in showbiz

[JoinTheDanceBreak]

Wow this is the first I have ever said or thought I agree with Uwe Boll and I hope it never happens again.

[imzcitij]

"very important sings"

[awsemo4000]

we have to blame marlon brando for creating uwe boll on bolls wiki page it says he was inspired to make movies because he say a brando movie why did brando have to be so good damn him for what he created

[HeyJaw]

Trust me I won't ever see your movie. Even for free. But that Indiana Jones movie sucked balls, too.

[legorocks3]

did he actually say this??

[skate3745]

hes a weird boll

[Dzillaa]

...I really don't understand this guy.

[comotose762]

i think hes a huge weed head

[amurichandevil]

I think that he is a punk ass bitch and with the proper training I could fuck him up in the ring!

[duesterheit]

epic xD

[KevboardGames]

i like him :D i hat his movies but i like him!

and the new movie RAMPAGE must be great because i see reviews with 9/10 ratings!

[jasperminer]

G c Scott is rolling in his grave uwe bull must die

[BuriedTreasure255]

he has the balls to stand in front of the American flag and say this... ugh

GO BACK TO NAZI LAND

[anton1990]

Say what you will about Uwe Boll... but people, you got the agree with me on this... the man.... is... HILARIOUS!!!

[BuriedTreasure255]

well... no one agrees with your retarded statement so FAIL.

[anton1990]

Wow... a true raconteur O.o

[SlyZepplin]

LOL.

[Blinxerizer]

Well Mr. Boll, that's exactly what I did... went to see Indiana.

[K2theLN]

@Blinxerizer I certainly did. That's for sure.

[NoobUBoob]

00:30 'not that frikkin eediot ewe bolle. ha. ha. ha. i would pay an entire paycheck to hear or see some of hollywood's directors say that line(using their own name , of course)

[Ditzinger86]

Hes right....

[crazychainsawkid1]

the funny thing is he makes Indiana Jones 4 sound good, but surprisingly it was a piece of shit

[dizman19]

Wow this is a joke

[iceninja86]

Man, Indiana Jones sucked so bad. I should've watched Postal instead lol.

[Rivenscry66]

@iceninja86

Never ever ever say that, ever.



[Reelbigearth]

Well, his movies are shit, I admit that.

But he seems willing no matter what to making fun of himself, and he does "okay"(and I mean...just barely!) with parodying the crititism against him.

[19chris87a]

Well, Uwe Boll makes movies just for money, thats why hi projects don't have any soul, Michael Bay and Emmerich make movies for money and because the've fun to make things exploding (also talentless), but Zack Snyder? Watchmen is a masterpiece not made for the mainstream.

[cassius969]

Raja you have it all wrong.

He was actually serious. He WANTS his movie to fail. Failed productions mean tax breaks for his German investors, which are more profitable than having the movie turn a profit and paying taxes.

Just to be on the safe side he put in some 911 jokes (what too soon ?) nazi jokes and some pedophilia jokes, so cinemas do not dare show it, which they did not.

He is not a bad director, he is very good at what he wants to do. Producing failmovies.

[lesschestisbest]

God all you Uwe-boll lovers go watch Alone in the dark. There's a steaming bucket of fail if I ever saw one. ~.~

[rajayuca]

the more controversial this fucker is, the more money he gets into his pockets..thats the trick!!!!!! he knows some people are straight out stupid,moronic,pea-brained....­so the tipical american teen, who loves pussy,beer, and the dream of killing people, are going to watch is movie no matter what.....

you know what???? he has achieved his purpose........he won!!!!!!!! smart-ass isnt he!!!!!!!!!

[19chris87a]

Thats the problem. He is too intelligent! His movie are so bad, you have to see them to imagine, how bad movies can be! Dam circle of hell!

[divinidadoscura]

i must watched this before i watched that piece of shit