Peep Show S05E02 - Mark cums in his pants

[wheelmanstan]

what the hell is "blow my beans, I'm gonna do a jezle beach"? And fuck Sophie for getting herself pregnant.

[Blackbookz]

@wheelmanstan 'Blow my beans' is English slang for ejeculating. And it's 'Chesil Beach' an Ian McEwan novel where the male protagonist suffers with premature ejeculation.

[Billkwando]

@Blackbookz I'd been googling that for a while, thanks. I thought it was a J too.

[napalm9]

This scene is so fucking awesome!!! :D Peep show is the best thing ever!

[awakekiwi]

Id back that up.. yeah cut me off a slice of that :) [idiocracy]

[cmhawk84]

Dobby is very hot! I'd nail it

[CptnMoosingle]

"What if someone comes in? Better step away from the bum...a bit impolite to tep away...I don't want to step away." Best thing I've ever heard.

[MrNoak2]

How is it possible that something can be this hilarious? I laugh out loud at almost every line, every time I watch it.

[footlongyellowhogie]

Bloody crap.

[acrabb]

This is possibly the most exciting thing that has happened on TV, ever.

[celticlord88]

i wanna fuck her so bad.

[janeaustenfreak]

Is the girl in the cupboard named Dobby? Or did I mishear things?

[freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez]

@janeaustenfreak She's called Debbie but Dobby's sort of her nickname. :)

[TheNatManRS]

I love the way she says "Fucking". That accent is win.

[IIoWoII]

jizz in his pants

[AutumnDevi]

oooh David Mitchell..."Captain Corrigan"? I think you can do better...

[IIIDeath]

"Maybe not, while I'm in spermy pants and you're high" - Hilarious

[IIIDeath]

"I'm just a statue, a dirty, filthy statue"

[EugeneMoscow]

Omg I just watched a footage of my thoughts.

[dirtyflapper]

he looks sooo scared HAHAH A

[Puschit1]

Lolz^^

For a second I thought that ex-girlfriend was Jen from IT Crowd :)

And that nerdy girl was kindof hot!

[abh858]

It's Elena Kagan!!!!

[LJAXD]

That's a sheeps cheese isn't it?

Mark really knows how to create an atmosphere...

[g30ffm0rt0n]

Probably not the first time someone posted this, but still... JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS! :P

[bongotunadreg]

Love the disinterest "I lost interest all of a sudden"

[reinabeina]

"there's meant to be a bunch of USB *sticks* here" HAHAHAHAH

[Pronchi]

=D hahaha

[infamousdylan3]

lol

[aeroldoth]

Cute guy at 3:50

[mc36155]

"im just a statue, a dirty filthy statue" lol

[stewart591]

"yeah...yea...I did a bit of a wee on myself,so"

[nikkowhite]

i love brit shows. wanker!!!

[lalalachachacha0123]

haha step away from the bum

[jafoosy]

"I'm no doing a sexual assualt am i?"

AHAHAHAHA

[jafoosy]

BEST EVER SHOW

[teaknees]

The sexiest things about David are:

1. his mouth

2. his eyes

3. his voice

4. his skin

Well, actually the sexiest thing about him is his hilariousness and intelligence and his passionate nature... hang on I could go on forever.

[BroadwayBaby1994]

@teaknees I completely, 100% agree with everything you just said

[yourass117]

Step away, step away from the bum

[DeltaPhi80]

0:12. OMFG. That's the PC dude from the UK Mac vs. PC commercials. HOLY CRAP!

[LucidDream]

I think she's pretty hot.

[Cloudgauntlet]

Peep Show is just so... unbelievably embarassing. I can't help but cringe, giggle and turn away at least ten times an episode.

Still love it though. XD

[claudeval]

I should move but I ...might not move...

haha...

[aashley011]

there both ugly

[bellakazza]

what the heck is so offensive about "twat"?.

[CpsLock3]

if you where brititish you would know

[savagepug]

"Oh, Feta. That's a sheep's cheese isn't it?"  So funny the way he says that.

[jojonr619]

lol im gonna blow my beans

[nikanj]

I win.

[cannedmilk]

...You twat!!! heh heh heh!!!

[crakhp]

rofl

[ben10Topgear]

ah hah hah hah

i cant stop lauhging

best gag from peep show

[loveyoutodeathbut2]

Step away from the bum!

[Goldenboyfoxx]

LOL

[elliosano]

hilliarious

[jdguitarist94]

I Love Dobby! :D

[eggman6]

Does anyone one here find it hard to watch finding themselves cringing? Regrading the situtations Mark gets himself into.

[elevatorelevator]

SNL's "Jizz In My Pants" song just reminded me of this right away.

[Nomis0900]

Ha! Me too!

[SmellsLikeLithium]

peep show does the best "awkward situation" scenes

[TSM9356]

illegal benefit

[trianglemangler]

oh dobbie.... let me chew your weird hair

[dec20056]

she makes me hard

[mart7887]

lmao shes a nard

[dec20056]

so. she'll cme up wiv the best fantasies

[mart7887]

lol if u like dressing up like startrek people and pancing around

[dec20056]

no they have gd imagination

[5frogs5]

yeah, doesn't nececarilly mean they like star trek

[johnspeedfight2]

he shud have pulled it out and shot it all over her , then sed " now look what YOU made me do " then she probaly would have sucked him off for 5-10 min

[cheesemuffinman]

Lmfao

that comment made me laugh well hard

[Moniquepally]

I'd probably bang that nerdy girl LOL

[Mattichimaru]

haha same xD

[greenday21]

probably?i think u mean defo =)

[jimmybilbo]

@Moniquepally You mean, with your little clit?

[watsthydealio1]

@jimmybilbo AHAHAHAHAHA. YOU ARE FUNNY. be proud

[unopinionated]

@Moniquepally probarbly?! I'd rail her back to last tuesday hehehehe

[hleb1990]

This is possibly the most exciting thing that's happened to anyone ever

[WKaliber1]

did anyone else got a boner watching this?

[leah5stah]

u sad person.

[WKaliber1]

i bet you would like to brush your ass against my cock

[leah5stah]

i bet i wouldnt

[WKaliber1]

its 9 inches long

[leah5stah]

its the size of my pinky finger.

[WKaliber1]

youre pinky finger is 9 inches long? wow

[leah5stah]

oh fuck off

u loser

[chrishighcock]

"i win because the think i've pissed myself. they've no clue i came all in my pants" brilliant!

[Rottenandy]

It's weird, she's dressed up to be a nerd but she's actually quite cute!

[NEDM77]

God this made we hot under the collar.

[smurfieboo]

Mark quoting Massive Attack makes me laugh everytime

[l0lz3rz]

cool vid watch mine it called PEEP SHOW- MARK GOES HUNTING.

(it very funny)

[joshspacemonkey]

JEFF IS SUCH A CUNT!

[Baexire]

Fucken oath, I especially hate it when you havnt seen it, and the punch lines right below the video.

[shavolier]

For some reason my interest level just dropped straight off. haha

[lucalucafiesta]

this is a disciplinasry hearing waiting to happen

LMAO

[AstuteClass]

"I'm just a statue, a dirty filthy statue! Captain Corrigan is flying without a license"

EPIC SHOW !!!

[DanielBrian1993]

"they've no clue I came all in my pants!"

[trippp90]

omg its getting soggy down there, i hope its not going to chaff

[Gonzago]

Oh Jesus I'm gonna blow my beans!

[saintalexhleb]

'Does she know whats she is doing ... Is she just innocently waggling her bum around whilst i get illegal benefiet!' lol

[MUFC777FELIX]

you....twat hahahahahahaha

[ALGO90]

"Should step away. Step away from the bum..." lol

[henrywrover2]

lol

[henrywrover2]

Captain Corrigan's flying without a license

[AlexanderHilly123]

This was the best part of the last series, I was nearly in tears of laughter over it.

[stella1471]

omg i love u dobey

[bdmntn07]

"A bit impolite to step away... I dont want to step away!" LOL

[jonjonsnipes]

i think its just the angle. think this is the one of the most erotic scenes of all time.

[Otaku722]

"I'm going to do a Chesil beach"

Lol, good literary reference!

[jobe129]

Man, Mark deserved to meet someone like her.

Let's hope the writer's are nice enough to let him be happy.

[emilizzle14]

ehhhhe so i dnt give a toss

[qzectyui]

omg i love Dobby!

look at the way she stares at mark in the mirror! its soooo.... i dont know what it is but i LIKE it! : D

like a cross between hunger and madness!

[realshiznit]

How did they shoot this scene without getting the camera in the mirror?

[funkcmc]

they take two seperate shots, so its a video within the video if you understand. From season to season you can see they slowly get better at it :P

[sammybmusic]

LOLOLOL.

[lolitaXcomplex]

yeah shes fine. and her northern accent makes me quiver a little bit.

id love to meet this girl in the street

[ValentinSelezynov]

It's not a northern accent. It's like a southcountry accent.

[EKZzor]

"you.... TWAT" LOL

[darczee]

yeah dobby is hot, i think she is played by Isy Suttie, not 100% certain tho

[swanseaboy]

Yeah, she's a comedian.

[qzectyui]

you are correct, shes very funny and very talented

[swanseaboy]

Dobbie is hot :)

[backpack247]

"ive got some feta today" priceless!!!

[sexybrunettebabe2k7]

lol i came all in my pants

[omegatron44]

the ending is so brilliant

[Barn0]

i love her more

[NosdrahcirBocaj]

Not more than me.

[sparksrule]

"In my...area"

[johnxbox]

"The earth spins on its axis

One man struggle while another relaxes"

He's quoting MASSIVE ATACK

. HA HA HA quality :-)

[realshiznit]

Yeah Peep Show frequently makes reference to 1990s culture because that's when Mark & Jez were teenagers. Infact, they seem to be stuck in that time period, very little of their favourite music or cinema is post-millennium.

[johnxbox]

I didnt need that pointing out, but cheers anyway.

[plasterwall]

i love you Dobby!

[NosdrahcirBocaj]

As do I.

[consultthat]

Aren't you a 38 year old man? grow up mate. Besides, posting stuff like that, I bet you have sex ALL the time...yeah...

[johnxbox]

that would make a funny comedy sketch wouldnt it.

[JackisNob]

LMAO

[Kookieshell]

LMAO - Hillarious!

[lucalucafiesta]

oh no, this is a disciplinary hearing waiting to happen LMAO.

Yeah I should move but i might not move.

[cjfinno]

ROFL fuckin hilarious!!!

[PinkyMonkey]

I got some...feta..today

[lucalucafiesta]

feta yeah HAHAHAHA!

[NosdrahcirBocaj]

Dobby is fucking hot.

[stackedsubs]

Agreed, Dobby is really fucking hot. She has that really attainable girl next door look. I wish she had a bigger part in the show.

[NosdrahcirBocaj]

Oh yeah, the way she bites her bottom lip, I could of cum, seriously.

AHA.

[stackedsubs]

100% truth.

[convictTKM]

"Oh Yeah, They can laugh, but i win because they think i've pissed myself they've no clue i came all in my pants!" One of the most funniest things ever.

[JimmyCase1977]

classic

[lostit2bostik]

Absolutely hilarious xD

[Crutchley29]

"Is she shifting her bum...against..my area"

[dangaming]

wtf r they actually doing it or is she just rubbing it?

[rebelusx]

rubbing it

[TheAbnormal]

"Should step away.

Step away from the bum."

LOL

[HOMEFIELDstudios]

HAHAHAHAHA.  i just took a swig of my pepsi and when he said the last line i did the classic spit it out everywhere cos it was so funi :P

[HentaiLickz]

so fucking funny

[iknowyoucodfish]

This must be the most exciting thing to happen to anyone ever! made me laugh so much

[curtisle]

Thank you!!

[captainwafro]

Man this is painful. Can't wait to watch this episode in full. Nice one.