Don't Bite the Dick - David Allan Coe

[ScrambletownGirl352]

this is so freakin funny!!!! lmao

[XXconVic]

WOW!GREAT SONG;LOL

[thumper918]

well fuckin thank you ass for the dedication you spelled my name wrong and i gotta better pic

[EyeHateFun]

is there two singers in this song ? whos the other guy ?

[eastcoastkewpie]

i wonder who that lady in the photo is : D lol

[lilcheynestoke]

I LOVE THIS SONG!! haha and im a girl :3

[BigKennyT666]

HAil SATAN!

[cronicbudsmoker]

lmao at that pic

[durandall05]

39 women BITE THE DICK!!!!!

[Junny426]

It's funny but he sounds like an ignorant redneck.

[SlyFox70100]

@Junny426 actually he was born in Ohio, so he's a yankee hillbilly

[bckurtuscobainus]

thanks to this dedication i will never get with a melannie. cant take any chances

[DreamzisDead]

36 people bite the dic haha

[hickboy70]

god damn that picture is the best

[kg656]

cum suckie

[blackops186]

36 bit the dick??

[332redneck]

i love to have my dick bitten makes me giggle specially when they gag on it lmao

[InfragilisTerminatio]

Degenerate, but funny.

[InfragilisTerminatio]

LOL!

[Tarten46]

.. the perfect song for a condom commercial.

[jst2909]

I feel like I should be drinking a beer at the Boar's Nest!

[soupy8181]

god this pic could not have been more perfect for the song, i wouldnt want that bitch to bite my dick

[VIPERJR27]

dont bite the dicl that fucks u honey

[CommanderThsh]

Bahahahahahaha !Hahahaha sdhljkekflz;dljh;io!!!!

LMFAO Dont Bit the ~O====3 Tht Fucks you honey!

[miketubey]

@CommanderThsh you mean: Don't bite the 8====D~~~ that fucks you honey. lol

[uzytkownik117]

great song

[MrsJenniferLuttman]

hahahaha love it

[haha123457]

34 women HATE THIS VIDEO !!!

[joeduece1]

amen brother amen. lol

[twilliams5486]

I got to see d.a.c. live at the hard rock in biloxi!!! Excellent live except he dies a short show. He also only sells his xrated stuff at his shows. He also doesnt do them live which sux but still a damn good show!!!!

[The1997fordf150]

i love this song best song

[freaker13]

33 people mothers didn't tell them not to bite the dick

[lilboypeep111]

right on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[justinb201]

i love this song lol

[slutformoney]

33 people bit the dick lol

[Dippinbigbuddy73]

@slutformoney 34 haha

[slipknot45862]

@slutformoney 36 now

[TheEmmalou2]

David Allen Coe is a fucking BAD ASS!!!!

[vinny20000]

That chick is fucking HOT!!

[nimrod4017]

@vinny20000 I guess it depends on how much #7 you have been drinking

[SunnynStormy]

@vinny20000 EWWW LMAO

[oct10MeganLover]

lol and i do suck it funny lol nah idk ik i dont bite the dick that fucks me yay lmao

[oct10MeganLover]

haha i love this song i have been tryin to find this song so i could play it 4 my bf he thought i was a crazy woman cuz he never heard this song but i found it

[jstinnett75]

listen to this song ladies!!!!

[Batosai420]

Anyone know what album this song is on??

[tannerlake]

@Batosai420 the x rated ones he only sells them at his concerts

[Batosai420]

@tannerlake Well, son of a bitch! Guess I'll download it from right here...

[monkeyseatanything]

@tannerlake ur wrong guy i have all and never been to a show

[zMiNdGaMez]

lol i don't specifically follow country but this song is cool

[xxXZatarraXxx]

They Dont bite, till the money runs out! Everyone knows that!

[jakemiller5000]

FUCK AMY CRAPHOUSE!!!! This is music!!!

[bewbie]

hory buck tooth dick skinner

[G3n3rati0nGlossY1980]

@bewbie  LMFAO

[x170063]

@BeansCHUCKBoBBy you are right, except for reagan. He was a great leader! Te rest you are right about tho

[Damontussing]

she got a perrty mouth

[Damontussing]

Well isnt she attractive

[jumpinthefire28]

great american song

[sharonspaintings]

lol

[MarktheStratman]

Man everytime you get suck a dick you go blind, i wish my ex-girlfriend went blind more often!

[stabbedhearts]

I can see why it was dedicated to her...

Great song (:

[T0RIVISI0N]

BAHAHAHA you gotta learn to suck it funny.

[TheBillyc73]

Obongos mom no Doubt

[stalag58]

THIS IS A GROSS SONG WHEN YOUR DRINKING WARM BEER

[summerbreez33]

@stalag58 well den son put that shit on ice

[N1k1mon]

@sunnynstormy

Just get the 2nd wife and earn them planets, don't lose out just to please society, it's not worth it. What ever has a group of people who would talk shit on you ever done for you in the first place where you'd want to please them? Haha I find it hard to believe you wouldn't want a dowry and more inheritance and another chick to take care of everything. lol

[SunnynStormy]

@N1k1mon L,MAO DOUBLE EWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[N1k1mon]

@Sunnynstormy

He's definitely a poly, all you Mormons are polys, you're just holding back and being politically correct. If your founder and prophet were polys then you can't not be polys, see what I mean? Its just the easy way to say polygamy is wrong in a conservative Christian society that doesn't even accept a 30 year old man marrying a 18 year old woman.

[hellbilly666ful]

oh shit how my gril get here

[SunnynStormy]

He must be a polygamy morman if he has more than one wife. You do know there are 2 types of Mormans right lol. For real there is. The reguals :LDS members and the polygamy LDS Members who do not agree on the many wives things. I know lol cause I am a morman but not polygamy lol I could not see another bitch in my house lol

[SunnynStormy]

No that's Obama's Momma lol they favor in the lips lol..

[fagarass]

@SunnynStormy Wow! I can't believe your problematic ass is a mother! I am sooo sure your kids are mean assholes to every they encounter! You come from a fucked up household and you are a fucked up individual! President Obama did nothing to you but WIN THE ELECTION(lol)!!! Remember, God is racist, doesn't listen to songs like this and loves everyone! I would hate to be a child of yours!

[fagarass]

@fagarass I meant GOD isn't racist!

[mpitts87]

@fagarass Obama has done a lot to me. A lot of bad shit to me, if you were smart or someone who doesn't want everything in this world handed to you, then you would realize he has done shit to you too.

[fagarass]

@mpitts87 You sound like "the pitts" instead of mpitts! How in the hell President Obama did a damn thang to you? Did you play "the blame game" on George Bush when he fucked up the economy and started 2 wars America shouldn't have been apart of? Your mother should have raised you not to blame or worry about the next person! Just make sure your bills are paid and you have money to buy food! I didn't blame George Bush for fucking America up...And I am pretty sure your "racist" ass didn't either

[mpitts87]

@fagarass War we shouldn't have been in? Wow, who are you to say we shouldn't be there. I didn't like Bush that much either, I think the only president in recent years that was good was Reagen and I wish politicians were more like the founders. And as to me being racist you don't know me, I'm not. But Obama giving my tax money to provide someone with an abortion, or on illegal immigrants health care is ridiculous. Government big enough to give you everything is big enough to take everything away

[fagarass]

@mpitts87 Reagan? Really? This man acted in Hollywood and I see he "acted" like a good President to assholes like yourself! What about Bill Clinton being a good president? George Bush fucked up the good stuff Clinton put in order! Yes! The war we shouldn't have been in is correct...That war was started for the sake of those people oil from a oil man from Texas: GEORGE BUSH!

[mpitts87]

@fagarass So what about Clinton besides what your liberal friends tell you did Clinton do that's good? He too had a deficit, yes for one year during his presidency he didn't big whoop. And also his Monica Lewinsky scandal was a cover up for him selling china nuclear schematics and other weapons. What a good president right?? So Sept 11 had nothing to do with our attack on terrorist.

[fagarass]

@mpitts87 Whatever! Clinton was a good president! Anyone is a good president compared to the Bush fuckups! Sept 11 was all about OIL from a OIL MAN from TExas that name is George Bush!!! Anyways, don't waste my time anymore and fuck the fuck off!!! Go fuck a pig or something like you usually do(lol)!!!

[mpitts87]

@fagarass GO kill a child like you normally do you liberal fuck

[fagarass]

@mpitts87 mdicks87, you are still poor, one step from homeless with delinquent ass bills! So, fuck all that republican or democrat bullshit! We are all in the financial struggle regardless who is president of this country!

[mpitts87]

@fagarass Actually I am in school thanks to a G.I bill that I earned and all my bills are paid from that so I aint struggling at all 

[fagarass]

@mpitts87 But, I bet your dick is struggling to get some sex....I can just see the fat, ugly and little dick in your rants!

[mpitts87]

@fagarass Now the truth comes out, your pissed off about the song. Lol When people lie soon enough the truth comes out. lol this whole time I thought you really believed what you were saying but now I know your just pissed about your dick. lol

[fagarass]

@mpitts87 Thepitts00, stop while you are ahead! Continue being the DICK you were born to be...we both know with parents like yours...you could be nothing else!

[SunnynStormy]

@fagarass AND THATS WHY WE ALL HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEACH. GO BLOW OFF. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME OR MY RACE!! YOUR PROBERLY AN IDIOT THAT DID NOT EVEN FINISH 5TH GRADE. HAVE A GREAT LIFE LOSER. I BET YOUR NOT EVEN FROM AMERICA!! MY MOTHER IS A PROUD AMERICAN BLACK WOMAN WHO WOULD TELL YOU SHE DOES NOT LIKE HIM EITHER. GOS IS NOT A RACIST THANK YOU. THIS VIDEO I DID NOT PUT ON THE INTERNET. DID YOU PUT IT THERE? POINT BLANK GET OVER IT.

[grumpydano]

@IBPICKIN1 try finger fucking sally or whips and things.

[IBPICKIN1]

wheres the one he did about Suckum silly Sally

[beli5134]

lmfao

[lfreeman2122]

my 4 year old asked me if that is a man in the picture?! lmao

[SunnynStormy]

@lfreeman2122 THATS FUNNY!! BUT SHE, HE, IT DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE A MAN.

[N1k1mon]

@bustinafunk, delticola

The real question is how do you both know he's right? I always just ASSUMED he knew what he was talking about by asking his wives (yes wives, he's Mormon lol) or that he just used words to describe it that make sense, like rubber is a generic term and goo isn't a flavor but a texture... I think he just made it up, he killed a homo in prison for trying to fuck him.

[mikepic1965]

david allan coe DOES NOT get the recognition he deserves since hes not politically collect! he sings his way and his way only!!! hes one of the best!!!

[TheJwicker1]

This is sooo funny!

[Copenhagen365]

haha holyshit this made my day!!

[Muppio]

I must learn how to play this!

[chiz1313]

Classic you guys, revolutionary even lol

[jdgman1952]

david allan coe is the funnest musician alive

[boogiebomb]

LMAO....DON'T BITE THE DICK INDEED!!!!

[boganblues]

Haven't heard this in forever!!

[buckhead000]

that neclace is hot..but i shoulda put her in a diffrent sweater...lol

[HappyFunTime4U]

Oh shit that's funny.!!

[2381067]

how in the hell is a country song haha

[wiionline1992]

yep treat penus good and it be good to you ladies

[lukezmom2]

@wiionline1992

So true..but it's P E N I S (all the same though) :)))

[schltz2]

The new anthem for sex-ed classes everywhere,lol!!

[xnikkibabii20012x]

lol LOVE IT

[scorpionimph]

ROFL!

[DONNY12332]

I'd do her ......I'm from Alberta!!!!!!

[MrChance2371]

I have to show this song to my girlfriend...... shes got a purtey mouth

[ashley10193]

lmao i like this song

[PropertyShooting]

@jasonrm1703 Ahaha, yeah, I think it is.

[jasonrm1703]

is that a picture of Steve Buscemi`s mother?

[mrlebowski562]

@jasonrm1703 hahaha

[OdedFriedGaon]

@jasonrm1703

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhh that's good stuff man!!!!! LOLOLOL

awesome song.

[IOWAisSlipknot]

@jasonrm1703 yes, i think it is, good observation

[1iLLnoize1]

@jasonrm1703 who cares brah, who fuckin cares... just enjoy the track :D

[ydfkdy]

ROFLMFAO!

[skinheadbabykevin]

haha classic!

[TheCubanprincess77]

lmao you gotta love this song!

[DammitDrag]

D A C for the WIN !!!!!!!!11

[TheAlphaWolf100]

Oh my goodness... This is a nasty song, lol.... Oh my word. That's just plain, my word!

[bootjackmike]

LOL....got a Ex-wife and few girlfriends I'd like this for

[bustinafunk]

it's funny.. but how does he know how a dick tastes?

[killuminati63]

@bustinafunk hahaha omg priceless!



[briargoatkilla]

@bustinafunk - probably form the thousands of hot ass country girls that sucked his over the years.

[Delticola]

@bustinafunk I wondered the same thing. If it tastes like rubber how would he know? I guess he should have said probably tastes like rubber.

[bustinafunk]

@Delticola  exactly!!!

[SunnynStormy]

@bustinafunk ROFLMMFAO NOW THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION!!!! LOL ANYONE KNOW THE ANSWER?? LMAO

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

EZ E before his time. this shit could have mass appeal I could see a car full of black dudes rocking this on the freeway. I would love to here a club remix of this.

[musicfan088]

WTF this is messed up! lol but funny

[killuminati63]

@musicfan088 DONT BITE THE DICK !!! : )

[slotpilsner]

This song is about Jesus.

[CarrieF169]

wow

[lackluster71]

DAC dancing among corpses!

[itscalledkabe]

wtf who makes a song like this gross no one cares

[DeafForever666]

@itscalledkabe yr mom cares when she blows DAC's dick

[tuttoz]

a funny ass guy thats who .

[snow20368]

omg come on!

[FOURTWENTYNATION]

for real though, don't bite my dick

[kyle67766]

i love this sooong

!!!!david alan coe ruuules

[DnaAngel33]

u idiots the song is about cheating..

[textsize]

this song is soo fucking true. mm mm mm

[labchase1]

yeeeeeeeeeeee fuckin haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[stinkfist2010]

Check out those Teeth.

[hubbell33]

god damn i would do dirty things to her. i'd probably tell this hot bitch not to bite the dick cause u cant miss those teeth.

[tdragon68]

great song

[rex43455]

Now david allan coe is a racist BASTERD but his music makes me piss myself xD

[JAKEWORLEY]

@rex43455 he even says he is far from racist, his most racist sounding song was cowritten with his black bass player at the time

[CallsignRedKing]

@JAKEWORLEY actually it was the drummer. Kinda racist that you thought it was the bass player. Just joking

[rex43455]

@JAKEWORLEY well hes funny

[JAKEWORLEY]

@rex43455 Yeah, i admit i misspoke, well either way it was co-written by a black man(not this song but N***** F*****

[rex43455]

@JAKEWORLEY lol but yea its true

[TVmonster13]

If some one have album David Allan Coe my skype is bradvaria666 plese send to me some music

[Hallowedpointdtp]

i should have sang this song to my ex fuck body... but then again she was just a body i really didnt pay attention to the rest of her...

[wcj197810]

@Hallowedpointdtp Got me laughing my a## off!!!!

[albafro]

I'd fuck the fuck out of her

[Grimnock]

Goddamn that is one ugly cunt !

[wcj197810]

@Grimnock Fuck yea man hahahaha!!!

[BlindDuck1]

@Grimnock truth up, though, man. In a pinch, you'd bend her over. We all would. Any port in a storm

[buzzyboy96]

@Grimnock ROFL :))))))))))))))

[Kaitlinjayen]

I think this is the absolute best song I've ever heard.

[Ayoubsss]

Whats with the fugly woman ? xD!!

[Lokey76]

yea, thats a butterface! hahhahahha

[justmec1000]

this song is funny as hell

[steele917]

Yeah, look at the expression on her face...She's gotta Dirty little Secret...

[87TexanNative]

@steele917 she's got big teeth lol

[SnotRockets55]

*snickering*

[atouy]

omfg she looks dead and embalmed..... i dont care im necrophiliac

[Scitsofrinicpsyco]

Paper bag makes everything alright. Just cut a mouth hole