Guy from timesplitters shows up making comment to guys death: it's time to split ....no....I'll get Me coat, stupid crowd not understanding my stupid joke (guy kicks dust and walks off).
This scene isn't half bad... I've half a mind to watch the rest of the movie... but I'm torn between download \ bit torrent... Maybe my friend can 'whip up' a bootleg. OR TWO
@dimestarr91 Pretty sure that would have been a directorial decision, not the actor's. And clearly they were going for comic effect rather than scientific accuracy (given that the latter is not high on the priority list for this kind of movie anyway...)
@jordan3727 i didnt get it either at first but in csi i dont know which one this one guy in the intro song puts on his sunglasses and then the song screams YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@jarvinator100 dude i put that yeah comment up 2 months ago so it was funny then but not so much now and im not trolling your just being negative and im a positive guy
@Eatmyassproductions theres this alien mutant thing that sliced him with some sorta tentacle thing really fast, where it only looks like he hit his hat off but really he sliced him in half.
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
FATALITY!!
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JeppePS1 2 weeks ago
awesome.
Alientcp 2 weeks ago
Faaaaaaaaaaakkeeee!
yayaj416 3 weeks ago
@yayaj416 No kidding! So is Mickey Mouse! Take it for what it is! Just entertainment.
musicman45ist 1 week ago
thats impossible... that defies all the logic in this world...
017SHAMe 1 month ago
yum.
LaKream 1 month ago
Thumbs up so both top comments are exactly the same
obbydestiny 1 month ago 15
@obbydestiny you kinda meed it up bro lol
kevslf1 21 hours ago
I think I can put it back in
blueflip2 2 months ago
fake and gay
Sphereal 2 months ago
@Sphereal it's from the movie slither you dog shit retard it's supposed to be fake
DjMode188 1 month ago
@DjMode188 It was a joke...
Sphereal 1 month ago
This death has be done about 50 times in so many different films.
InDreamsITalkWithYou 2 months ago
That's hilariously retarded. Where's the "most retarded movie deaths" category?
ralphyetmore 2 months ago
i guess people
*puts on sunglasses*
like to copy each others post
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
anarbitur 2 months ago 3
It's just a flesh wound!
Kev95682 2 months ago 2
How is he still alive after all his internal organs are split in half?
ScarletWalrus 3 months ago
@ScarletWalrus Because retarded writers and directors don't know anything about biology.
ralphyetmore 2 months ago
@ScarletWalrus 'Tis but a scratch!
LeikRawr 2 months ago
Thumbs up so both top comments are not exactly the same
kevslf1 3 months ago 54
@kevslf1 No. Stfu, thumb whore.
Jarrak 1 day ago
That "other guy" is Ben Cotton. Watch for him. Everywhere.
thatjkoguy 3 months ago
mmmmm i'd like that for dinner
chaseturk 3 months ago
(POINTS AT SCREEN AND LAUGHS) LOL!
Starlucid1 3 months ago
"Ah fuck it, I'm dead."
flop
MrMacasshole 3 months ago
His name is Seymour Guts, his name is Semour Guts. Err, his name is Robert Paulson, his name is Robert Paulson.
Gizziiusa 3 months ago
People say dividing by zero is bad - from this clip, I'd say dividing by two ain't much better.
LazyMan9000 3 months ago
I guess hes just...
*puts on sunglasses*
Half the man he used to be
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah whatever, fuck you
ESESTOMPER777 3 months ago
cool, schaut euch mal unseren schweizer splatter-movie "the damned angels"an;)
Pfahlbauermann 3 months ago
Let me try one...
"Well, we all half-ta go sometime..."
Snoofalah 3 months ago
hahaha, B
mattsson20 3 months ago
I've seen a thousand anime where people have died like this.
mrgreyblake 3 months ago
Guy from timesplitters shows up making comment to guys death: it's time to split ....no....I'll get Me coat, stupid crowd not understanding my stupid joke (guy kicks dust and walks off).
wesker100000000 3 months ago
Awesome movie! x
sawsy100 3 months ago
I guess he... :sunglasses: had to go and spill his guts. YEAAAAAAAAAH!
fartofsatan 4 months ago
@fartofsatan you dont get a thumbs up for stealing someone elses comment >:p
fatzjabloni 4 months ago
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fatzjabloni 4 months ago
Poor guy just didn't make the cut.
inferno232 4 months ago 5
my favourite line in this movie 'well, thats some fucked up shit' sums up the movie perfectly lol
animals68 4 months ago
This is pretty painful looking. It's amazing he isn't screaming in agony, or, you know, dead the moment he's cut in two.
Danzilla1996 4 months ago
@Danzilla1996
He's shocked.
TheKanonHara 4 months ago
@TheKanonHara O.o didn't think of that.
Danzilla1996 4 months ago
Ok this is frickin halarius!
Steamboater100 4 months ago
I guess
puts on sunglasses....
He could not keep his guts
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
gunhawkx57 4 months ago
This scene isn't half bad... I've half a mind to watch the rest of the movie... but I'm torn between download \ bit torrent... Maybe my friend can 'whip up' a bootleg. OR TWO
TheCoyote420 4 months ago
gross...
MsAgnosticatheist 5 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDXDXDXDXDXD I DIED XD
MegaMaximus95 5 months ago
Is this the one with Joshua Jackson?
themegagamesgamer 5 months ago
Terrible acting. If you were split in half your brain wouldn't give you time to react to it with facial expressions.
dimestarr91 5 months ago
@dimestarr91 Pretty sure that would have been a directorial decision, not the actor's. And clearly they were going for comic effect rather than scientific accuracy (given that the latter is not high on the priority list for this kind of movie anyway...)
aziraphaleangel 5 months ago
@aziraphaleangel well the director is stupid.
dimestarr91 5 months ago
@dimestarr91 ur stupid
WREQUIEM 4 months ago
@WREQUIEM like your mom.
dimestarr91 4 months ago
@dimestarr91 like ur mom
WREQUIEM 4 months ago
don't know if that was terrifying or just plain funny
RaggleFraggle14 5 months ago
damn nature, you scary!
pejb83 5 months ago
i didnt know if this video was going to be any good but hey, it wasn't half bad
TheSindustriesLtd 5 months ago
i guess he
*puts on sunglasses*
HAD TO SPLIT
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
VideoBastard5150 5 months ago 164
@VideoBastard5150 eh i dont get that wtf does it mean!
jordan3727 3 months ago
@jordan3727 i didnt get it either at first but in csi i dont know which one this one guy in the intro song puts on his sunglasses and then the song screams YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
VideoBastard5150 3 months ago
@VideoBastard5150 no just no
jarvinator100 3 months ago
@jarvinator100 what?
VideoBastard5150 3 months ago
@VideoBastard5150 that comment is not funny, not clever and all in all just so fucking over used
jarvinator100 3 months ago
@jarvinator100 WHY U BE TROLLING BRO U MAD?!
VideoBastard5150 3 months ago
@VideoBastard5150 your the one putting the troll comment
jarvinator100 3 months ago
@jarvinator100 dude i put that yeah comment up 2 months ago so it was funny then but not so much now and im not trolling your just being negative and im a positive guy
VideoBastard5150 3 months ago
@VideoBastard5150 that comment has never been funny
jarvinator100 3 months ago
@jarvinator100 then you dont have a sense of humor
VideoBastard5150 3 months ago
@VideoBastard5150 well seeing as i do stand up comedy i must have one. that comment is just in no way funny
jarvinator100 3 months ago
@jarvinator100 well then we just have different opinions please stop replying thx
VideoBastard5150 3 months ago
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@VideoBastard5150 your just saying that because you know im right
jarvinator100 3 months ago
slither used slice it's super effective lol
dynamitewriter 5 months ago
so...many...puns...
PunkRadice 5 months ago
Now that's a splitting headache.
dewfall56 5 months ago
At least now he can qualify for that new halfway house.
Guigley 5 months ago
im so hungry now....nomnomnom
MrThrillSeekers 5 months ago
you could say he
*puts on sunglasses*
had to split
YAHHHH
jayhawkerr38 6 months ago 5
@jayhawkerr38 THIEF DONt U READ THE TOP COMMENT THAT ME BRA
VideoBastard5150 3 months ago
@VideoBastard5150 LIES BEEEESCH
jayhawkerr38 3 months ago
@jayhawkerr38 i posted that before you
VideoBastard5150 3 months ago
@VideoBastard5150 i don't deny that.....it must not have been top comment at the time cause i wouldn't have posted it again if i had already seen it
jayhawkerr38 3 months ago
Fatality!!!
danicalifornia1234 6 months ago 3
Half Joke
bauer0788 6 months ago
two and a half man xD
1kackes 6 months ago
BANANA SPLIT!!
whitedwarf13 6 months ago
FATALITY
hellfrontiers12 6 months ago
So, whos hungry?...
MultiRaun 6 months ago
this is an audition for two and a haf man
LazeyStaring 6 months ago
So what happened? How did he die and what killed him? Its to dark to see anything. So can someone tell me what happened please.
Eatmyassproductions 6 months ago
@Eatmyassproductions theres this alien mutant thing that sliced him with some sorta tentacle thing really fast, where it only looks like he hit his hat off but really he sliced him in half.
TheCoolisimo 6 months ago
hmm does he have 2 balls? or 1 now?
Armin865 6 months ago
@Armin865 Doesn't matter. His balls are inert!
jason101588 5 months ago
That's weird... I never saw Kung Lao use his fatality like that
cobrooks1 6 months ago 2
@cobrooks1 woops I was signed into my dad's account lol
AndroxineVortex 6 months ago
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what killed him???
UderCourageBowman 6 months ago
FATALITY!
ayojolian 7 months ago 5
My friend actually died like that, it was so funny !!! Blood and intestines all around, ah, what a great day it was !
TheMoolooman 7 months ago
@TheMoolooman Sounds like you had a wonderful time!
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dude69366 7 months ago
Yuda was here
RandyRacoon1 7 months ago
He reminds me of Harvey Two-Face
Waikoo 7 months ago
The best movie death is the one at the beginning of "Cube".
PlasmaProd 7 months ago 2
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PlasmaProd 7 months ago
i guess you could say he was torn between the choices
LibertyCityMayhem95 7 months ago
I laughed so hard the first time I saw this.
Impera27 7 months ago
hes half the man he used to be
isaacthethird1 7 months ago
uhm... BAHAHAHAHA XD
poulaxd 8 months ago
press 8 and thats what it looks like when an alien has its period
MrJamef 8 months ago
BUTT CHIN :D
Thebooshboy1 8 months ago
Several Bad Half Puns Later...
Shadowkirby14 8 months ago 37
maybe he drank half and half
thamutebutton 8 months ago
@superelbeanel it was a joke for christs sake
BogdanS1231 8 months ago
Its a scene from the show 'two and a half men' taken to another level
ByabyaChannel 8 months ago
Half life 2? :P
mt2oo8 8 months ago
half life
TheWalkthroughs100 8 months ago
And I'm half the man I used to be, this i feel as the dawn it fades away.
happymand 8 months ago
that was only half as good as i was expecting
spudkin2 8 months ago 3
Wow, that doesn't to half the people I know.
DaemonAnt 8 months ago
So THATS who's replacing Charlie Sheen.
SadisticEmoRockChick 8 months ago
im here to save the day *fwoop* or not bye world
boomboompow343 8 months ago
Ow?
TiNKERhq 8 months ago
H, 1 stiff. Appears to have been sliced in half vertically.
Well it looks like...
*puts on sunglasses*
He wasn't half the man he used to be.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
1Morey 8 months ago
thats gross
TheJediJeep 8 months ago
lol now he could be in the show 2 and a half men!!!
NKey190 8 months ago 5
i guess his egg craked if you know what i mean..................FUK YOU GUYS MY MUM SAYS I'M FUNNY
FastPass4life 8 months ago
hi
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monsaz 8 months ago
even after he gets cut he still looks around just to see if anyone saw
Irideallamawithtoast 8 months ago
I wonder if two guys keep him united he could survive...
Durandal999 8 months ago
its not a sceary film, but thats the best death no question
REDRASCAL666 8 months ago
I think of all the clever comments on this have been made...I can't come up with anything else lol.
piesrock211 8 months ago
FINISH HIM.
Flawless victory
Fatality.
blocknessmonster18 9 months ago
slither wins fatality
kinggamer19 9 months ago
well......... that was pretty much disgusting.
MrDakotaheer 9 months ago 3
did he died?
BogdanS1231 9 months ago
@BogdanS1231 r u mental??
superelbeaner 8 months ago
I think I just vomited.
TheAngelsSecrets 9 months ago 3
Fatality.
Chewbacca wins
Ycaes 9 months ago 3
Fatality
leethehedghog 9 months ago
i dont get it
MrRayzorblade 9 months ago
This is retarded on soooo many levels. But it can still make me LOL
ferrarigeorge 9 months ago
That's Gotta Hurt
Manschaft13Legend 9 months ago
lolz deagle vs alien....i vote deagle.
LawlsWithMe 9 months ago
Ouch
siiaothief 9 months ago
He's got red on him...
Nekrospike666 9 months ago
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Quimbulis090790 9 months ago
this is the movie were the chick wrestles the leech naked right?
tommygun641 9 months ago
You think he would notice being sliced in half.
TheShadowFlame101 9 months ago 3
chewbacca is not a good guy anymore
KlangbaumHerz 9 months ago
UAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!!! LOL!!
deadgoodman 9 months ago
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!
Ronaldowen273 9 months ago 5
He was torn apart by his conscience...
mikiroony 9 months ago
@mikiroony Nope. No thumbs up 4 u.
ChuckNoarus 9 months ago
half arsed attempted at a death scene
dakota1987p 9 months ago
Fake
ExileHorror 9 months ago
@ExileHorror noooooo really?
penguinsarebeast33 9 months ago
@ExileHorror fail
DaGingaNinja97 9 months ago
Slavery of the white race at its best.
zoraxpower 9 months ago
@zoraxpower what do u mean by that?
Muhanmodo 8 months ago
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zoraxpower 9 months ago
he'll live
crazybaseballdude12 9 months ago
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i saw this movie yesterday LMAO
jaktje 9 months ago
Walk it off.
Mojito133 10 months ago
There is no 0:11 in this video :[
FLOWIELEGEND 10 months ago
He's not half the man he used to be.
adamwba1979 10 months ago 158
@adamwba1979 several bad puns later
siegeh25 8 months ago
@adamwba1979 bwahahahah
rambam77 7 months ago
@adamwba1979
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!
yoeldg 6 months ago
@adamwba1979 playing COD zombies eh? tsk tsk tsk
fookineow 6 months ago
awesome movie
Muso9419 10 months ago
Splitting Headache
MickeyGoesHollywood 10 months ago 3
Can someone give this man some antiseptic cream !
Thanks
willshrieve 10 months ago
Split personality.
moviegal57 10 months ago 94
a plaster and a paracetamol and he'll be fine
NOOBTUBEEEE 10 months ago 4
wt...
Katara55 10 months ago
Walk it off!
RangersFCx217x 10 months ago 6
Lol anyone got a stapler?
treehobo 10 months ago 4
Fatality!!!!
088ALLY 11 months ago 4
i never kne chewbacca was in slither :O
ajstyles068 11 months ago
My fave part is when his guts fell out XD but thats just me, im a gore luvin girl
sheluvscrocs 11 months ago
ICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
vhdtb 11 months ago
Now hold on guys, don't be hasty. He might still be alive.
Kev95682 11 months ago 5