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  • FATALITY!!

  • awesome.

  • Faaaaaaaaaaakkeeee!

  • @yayaj416 No kidding! So is Mickey Mouse! Take it for what it is! Just entertainment.

  • thats impossible... that defies all the logic in this world...

  • yum.

  • Thumbs up so both top comments are exactly the same

  • @obbydestiny you kinda meed it up bro lol

  • I think I can put it back in

  • fake and gay

  • @Sphereal it's from the movie slither you dog shit retard it's supposed to be fake

  • @DjMode188 It was a joke...

  • This death has be done about 50 times in so many different films.

  • That's hilariously retarded. Where's the "most retarded movie deaths" category?

  • i guess people

    *puts on sunglasses*

    like to copy each others post

    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­­HHHHHHH

  • It's just a flesh wound!

  • How is he still alive after all his internal organs are split in half?

  • @ScarletWalrus Because retarded writers and directors don't know anything about biology.

  • @ScarletWalrus 'Tis but a scratch!

  • Thumbs up so both top comments are not exactly the same

  • @kevslf1 No. Stfu, thumb whore.

  • That "other guy" is Ben Cotton. Watch for him.  Everywhere.

  • mmmmm i'd like that for dinner

  • (POINTS AT SCREEN AND LAUGHS) LOL!

  • "Ah fuck it, I'm dead."

    flop

  • His name is Seymour Guts, his name is Semour Guts. Err, his name is Robert Paulson, his name is Robert Paulson.

  • People say dividing by zero is bad - from this clip, I'd say dividing by two ain't much better.

  • I guess hes just...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    Half the man he used to be

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Yeah whatever, fuck you

  • cool, schaut euch mal unseren schweizer splatter-movie "the damned angels"an;)

  • Let me try one...

    "Well, we all half-ta go sometime..."

  • hahaha, B

  • I've seen a thousand anime where people have died like this.

  • Guy from timesplitters shows up making comment to guys death: it's time to split ....no....I'll get Me coat, stupid crowd not understanding my stupid joke (guy kicks dust and walks off).

  • Awesome movie! x

  • I guess he... :sunglasses: had to go and spill his guts. YEAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @fartofsatan you dont get a thumbs up for stealing someone elses comment >:p

  • Poor guy just didn't make the cut.

  • my favourite line in this movie 'well, thats some fucked up shit' sums up the movie perfectly lol

  • This is pretty painful looking. It's amazing he isn't screaming in agony, or, you know, dead the moment he's cut in two.

  • @Danzilla1996

    He's shocked. 

  • @TheKanonHara O.o didn't think of that.

  • Ok this is frickin halarius!

  • I guess

    puts on sunglasses....

    He could not keep his guts

    YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

  • This scene isn't half bad... I've half a mind to watch the rest of the movie... but I'm torn between download \ bit torrent... Maybe my friend can 'whip up' a bootleg. OR TWO

  • gross...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDXDXDXDXDXD I DIED XD

  • Is this the one with Joshua Jackson?

  • Terrible acting. If you were split in half your brain wouldn't give you time to react to it with facial expressions.

  • @dimestarr91 Pretty sure that would have been a directorial decision, not the actor's. And clearly they were going for comic effect rather than scientific accuracy (given that the latter is not high on the priority list for this kind of movie anyway...)

  • @aziraphaleangel well the director is stupid.

  • @dimestarr91 ur stupid

  • @WREQUIEM like your mom.

  • @dimestarr91 like ur mom

  • don't know if that was terrifying or just plain funny

  • damn nature, you scary!

  • i didnt know if this video was going to be any good but hey, it wasn't half bad

  • i guess he

    *puts on sunglasses*

    HAD TO SPLIT

    YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH

  • @VideoBastard5150 eh i dont get that wtf does it mean!

  • @jordan3727 i didnt get it either at first but in csi i dont know which one this one guy in the intro song puts on his sunglasses and then the song screams YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @VideoBastard5150 no just no

  • @jarvinator100 what?

  • @VideoBastard5150 that comment is not funny, not clever and all in all just so fucking over used

  • @jarvinator100 WHY U BE TROLLING BRO U MAD?!

  • @VideoBastard5150 your the one putting the troll comment

  • @jarvinator100 dude i put that yeah comment up 2 months ago so it was funny then but not so much now and im not trolling your just being negative and im a positive guy

  • @VideoBastard5150 that comment has never been funny

  • @jarvinator100 then you dont have a sense of humor

  • @VideoBastard5150 well seeing as i do stand up comedy i must have one. that comment is just in no way funny

  • @jarvinator100 well then we just have different opinions please stop replying thx

  • slither used slice it's super effective lol

  • so...many...puns...

  • Now that's a splitting headache.

  • At least now he can qualify for that new halfway house.

  • im so hungry now....nomnomnom

  • you could say he

    *puts on sunglasses*

    had to split

    YAHHHH

  • @jayhawkerr38 THIEF DONt U READ THE TOP COMMENT THAT ME BRA

  • @VideoBastard5150 LIES BEEEESCH

  • @jayhawkerr38 i posted that before you

  • @VideoBastard5150 i don't deny that.....it must not have been top comment at the time cause i wouldn't have posted it again if i had already seen it

  • Fatality!!!

    

  • Half Joke

  • two and a half man xD

  • BANANA SPLIT!!

  • FATALITY

  • So, whos hungry?...

  • this is an audition for two and a haf man

  • So what happened? How did he die and what killed him? Its to dark to see anything. So can someone tell me what happened please.

  • @Eatmyassproductions theres this alien mutant thing that sliced him with some sorta tentacle thing really fast, where it only looks like he hit his hat off but really he sliced him in half.

  • hmm does he have 2 balls? or 1 now?

  • @Armin865 Doesn't matter. His balls are inert!

  • That's weird... I never saw Kung Lao use his fatality like that

  • @cobrooks1 woops I was signed into my dad's account lol

  • FATALITY!

  • My friend actually died like that, it was so funny !!! Blood and intestines all around, ah, what a great day it was !

  • @TheMoolooman Sounds like you had a wonderful time!

  • Yuda was here

  • He reminds me of Harvey Two-Face

  • The best movie death is the one at the beginning of "Cube".

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  • i guess you could say he was torn between the choices

  • I laughed so hard the first time I saw this.

  • hes half the man he used to be

  • uhm... BAHAHAHAHA XD

  • press 8 and thats what it looks like when an alien has its period

  • BUTT CHIN :D

  • Several Bad Half Puns Later...

  • maybe he drank half and half

  • @superelbeanel it was a joke for christs sake

  • Its a scene from the show 'two and a half men' taken to another level

  • Half life 2? :P

  • half life

  • And I'm half the man I used to be, this i feel as the dawn it fades away.

  • that was only half as good as i was expecting

  • Wow, that doesn't to half the people I know.

  • So THATS who's replacing Charlie Sheen.

  • im here to save the day *fwoop* or not bye world

  • Ow?

  • H, 1 stiff. Appears to have been sliced in half vertically.

    Well it looks like...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    He wasn't half the man he used to be.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  • thats gross

  • lol now he could be in the show 2 and a half men!!!

  • i guess his egg craked if you know what i mean..................FUK YOU GUYS MY MUM SAYS I'M FUNNY

  • hi

  • even after he gets cut he still looks around just to see if anyone saw

  • I wonder if two guys keep him united he could survive...

  • its not a sceary film, but thats the best death no question

  • I think of all the clever comments on this have been made...I can't come up with anything else lol.

  • FINISH HIM.

    Flawless victory

    Fatality.

  • slither wins fatality

  • well......... that was pretty much disgusting.

  • did he died?

  • @BogdanS1231 r u mental??

  • I think I just vomited.

  • Fatality.

    Chewbacca wins

  • Fatality

  • i dont get it

  • This is retarded on soooo many levels. But it can still make me LOL

  • That's Gotta Hurt

  • lolz deagle vs alien....i vote deagle.

  • Ouch

    

  • He's got red on him...

  • this is the movie were the chick wrestles the leech naked right?

  • You think he would notice being sliced in half.

  • chewbacca is not a good guy anymore

  • UAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!!! LOL!!

  • PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!

  • He was torn apart by his conscience...

  • @mikiroony Nope. No thumbs up 4 u.

  • half arsed attempted at a death scene

  • Fake

  • @ExileHorror noooooo really?

  • @ExileHorror fail

  • Slavery of the white race at its best.

  • @zoraxpower what do u mean by that?

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  • he'll live

  • Walk it off.

  • There is no 0:11 in this video :[

  • He's not half the man he used to be.

  • @adamwba1979 several bad puns later

  • @adamwba1979 bwahahahah

  • @adamwba1979

    YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!

  • @adamwba1979 playing COD zombies eh? tsk tsk tsk

  • awesome movie

  • Splitting Headache 

  • Can someone give this man some antiseptic cream !

    Thanks

  • Split personality.

  • a plaster and a paracetamol and he'll be fine

  • wt...

  • Walk it off!

  • Lol anyone got a stapler?

  • Fatality!!!!

  • i never kne chewbacca was in slither :O

  • My fave part is when his guts fell out XD but thats just me, im a gore luvin girl

  • ICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  • Now hold on guys, don't be hasty. He might still be alive.