Jesus Was A Woman

[athiestontheloose]

well crap. back then the son and sun were interchanged and misunderstood. The son of god was the same thing as the sun we see in the sky today.

[ZeusYourUncle]

If you read Ovid, Sophia is the goddess of wisdom. The NT is obviously heavily influenced by the Greco-Roman world. Just as the Hebrews heavily plagiarized the Egyptians, so did the Christians plagiarize the Greeks and the Romans.

[AquaNostalgia]

Thumbs up for no actual evidence btw. I will like this to emphasis my point.

[AquaNostalgia]

Oh sorry I mean too bad you're religious.

[AquaNostalgia]

I stopped caring when you started quoting the bible. Too bad you're crazy and naive- or else you'd be kind of cute.

[omarlives]

So, he was a female dressing as a male, so he a drag-king? Boring. Give me something I can use.

[lambentkith1]

everything in the Bible is made up

[Nickodarius]

That's your conclusion? Really?

[nigelzaroo]

All this means is that the grammar in the Greek and Hebrew is wrong.

[SassiBoB]

<3

[JRNarian]

So Jesus was a transman :)

[arkmade]

You have stumbled across a lost deified theology that was once known as "Sophia". It is kinda the same as how yhwh absorbed Ashera and El as the generations passed.

You should hit up Xororaster, he has some awesome material on here.

[MistressArte]

This could explain why this god character needed a holey spirit to knock up Mary, god didn't have a penis. IDK why but thinking of something like that makes me giggle. XD.... Yup still giggling. XD

[MistressArte]

It's apparent that this deity didn't have the foresight to be a fully functional both ways hermaphrodite like in Hentai, lolz the knowledge that god could have gained if it was born after Hentai. XD Mind fucked you a bit right? ;-) Just think of god not knowing stuff and watching Hentai then thinking ohh so that's how it works. XD lolz

I really had to couldn't help myself. ';-)

[fruitikay]

Wow...interesting.

[happysplodie]

41 likes. 1 dislike. A bajillion people who should prolly watch this... I think you need a new publicist.

[chickinstompin]

embarrassing argument at best

[LJonYT]

Awesome

[GuineaPigDan]

Interesting theory, although if Jesus was female, then what the heck were his parents thinking getting him circumcised in Luke 2? That would have been awkward.

[IsaacBG84]

4:09 i guess you spent a lot of time in the mirror practicing that smile...

[paulchartley]

That at least explains why Jesus hung around with a bunch of guys and never had a girlfriend.

Jesus also got nailed by a bunch or Romans

It also explains the resurrection. After two days, Jesus had to get up and do some dusting and hoover around the place as she was expecting the girls coming round for Sunday morning coffee.

[IsaacBG84]

Well, since God gave birth both male and female it means that both natures are one in God and it is not that God has a gender it is more likely that he is complete in every aspect of his divine nature. Neverless you are free of thinking what you want but just remember that God as presented in the bible is not limited as we humans are in nature and gender. If Jesus was a man it was because it lived in a patriach culture so a man was more likely to be lisened than a woman.

[paulchartley]

@IsaacBG84 yes, because its well known that Jewish mothers don't mind not being listened to.

Are you serious?

So are you saying that god is an hermaphrodite?

That puts a new twist on why he created Adam?

[IsaacBG84]

@paulchartley

your understanding of bible concepts is so poor that i wont mind answering to you, you will misunderstand like my first comment anyway.. Regards...go and get a bible education.

[paulchartley]

@IsaacBG84 "go and get a bible education."

And exactly what will I be able to do with that education?

[TheFeltbegone]

@paulchartley Well to be fair, you are only about 2/3 of the way through Genesis. :)

[TheIAMINU]

Or maybe you should look at the zodiac , and realize "Jesus" was born in the age of virgo.

[tamc1337]

I'd bang Jesus.

[BionicDance]

Dang... @foofiter9097 beat me to my only criticism. :)

[Nonefrog]

@aposticism Xoroaster has some interesting things to say about Wisdom / Sophia as well. You should check him out. He's amazing.

[Danmill23]

Queen of the Jews?

[aaronk1994]

God's divine nature is genderless. Jesus describes himself as a mother hen in Matthew 23:37, yet no one interprets this as Jesus claiming to be female.

The Word is God. In genesis 15, the Word comes to Abram, and Abram calls the word Yahweh. It is to this verse that Jesus alludes in John 8:40. "You are determined to kill me...Abraham did not do such things."

He goes on to say in verse 56: "Your father Abraham rejoiced at the thought of seeing my day; HE SAW IT and was glad."

[aposticism]

@aaronk1994 well, the subject was whether Jesus was a woman. Again, like I stated in the video, the NT misappropriates the titles to mean things they did not originally mean in the OT. And thanks for the Mother Hen section :) that wasn't brought to my attention. I could've included that in here.

[Greathiway]

@aaronk1994 "God's divine nature is genderless." So Jesus's nature is gender-less but Jesus was a man or woman? Couldnt I say that about anyone.

[aaronk1994]

@Greathiway Jesus had two natures: human and divine. Jesus' human nature was male, but his divine nature is genderless.

[Greathiway]

@aaronk1994 " Jesus' human nature was male, but his divine nature is genderless." So its part of his nature to be male and part of his nature to be genderless, could it also be part part of another nature for him to be female? Why stop at two natures?

[TheRepublicOfUngeria]

Jesus was black as in ink on paper

[TheAmericanPatriot28]

@TheRepublicOfUngeria no

[paulchartley]

@TheRepublicOfUngeria Of course he was black, he called everyone brother, he liked gospel and he couldn't get a fair trial

[rollofnickles]

Queen Jebus.LOL I think your on to something.

[9Khaleel7]

Ooooooooooohhhhh, provocative!!!!! I like, I like...... My FB fundie counterpart will love to view this and try to give me something "placed on his heart" to tell me.

[foofiter9097]

You said "Two Y chromosomes" You do realize that a female is two X Chromosomes... right?

[aposticism]

@foofiter9097 shit...I had a feeling I messed that up. Thank you

[foofiter9097]

@aposticism Other then that one little flop, this is a great video!

[aposticism]

@foofiter9097 I added an annotation. Thank you for that. And thanks for watching :)

[geneticbricabrac]

@foofiter9097 Female chromosomes are XY.

[ChuckMeIntoHell]

@geneticbricabrac Sorry, but that's wrong. XY is male, not female. Female is XX.

[geneticbricabrac]

@ChuckMeIntoHell Oh, you're right. I looked it up before, but I read it wrong.