Microwaving Gold & Bronze

[adalstan]

I hear if you microwave a whole crab it explodes because of the pressure within the shell DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!...plz?

[TheEpson8]

cataracts, that is what is going to happen to

them...

enjoy microwave radiation!

[fafatheshortgirl]

I like how all of the openings to this serie looks like something that would appear on tv xD

[shiksoccer14]

microwave paintballs!!



[shadowcast27]

Fuck Jesus

[justinhagel]

b nice to rilie!!!!!!!

[palooka3828]

You should microwave loaded CO2 airsoft guns

[FantanaMonster]

@MrNerio2002 agreed! :)

[1999whitewolf]

u should do a one off but instead of microwaves use a blender,

[spionr10]

my name is Riley! :D

[MrNerio2002]

blasphemer!!! no 1 is powerful than Jesus Christ... Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved!

[theawesomestawesomer]

@MrNerio2002 Heil Hitler!

[rab631]

@theawesomestawesomer you are one sick fuck

grow up

[VenusDotCom]

@JPizzle1122

Have you microwaved a condom? If not, Do you think it'll be like the airbag?

lol XD

[JPizzle1122]

@VenusDotCom - Watch the FAQ video please.

[clay397]

@VenusDotCom it was like #16 or somwere around there

[TheMegaLaneek]

i named my phone, Saint margaret the third, ive had to replace the screen time after time after time, maybe six times already. fitting name?

[TheDaytimeNightmare]

Microwave a bag filled with Jizz

[FRUNTLINEBRIGADEENT]

fuck yall

[chickmagnet643]

is that real gold and if it is how much did that shit cost

[samfitzy8]

Do u get money for advertising the microwaves. If not u should be!!!!!

[JPizzle1122]

@samfitzy8 - Yes, I just said that.

[CEonthefly]

Did you make money off advertising? =P

[JPizzle1122]

@CEonthefly Yes, it's my full-time job.

[The32BitMan]

microwave sopa

[BADAZZBUCKXKING]

GUYS DONT TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT JESUS



[dmullen12345]

@BADAZZBUCKXKING fucking idiot there not saying jesus sucks there talking about that in the book of emerson it says saint margaret II will have 3 comings

[ZoMbZascension]

microwave a microwave :P

[FlandreScarlet9999vr]

You guys microwaved gold,I can't even afford to microwave a fucking hot dog

[Bakugantsuvai1]

Whoa that was a pretty bold risk, barium is very reactive and deadly.

[Alllleeeeexxxxxx]

on friday the fire alarm went off in my school, The fire came from a bag of popcorn and i told one of my friends, Is it a good idea to microwave popcorn? No.

[spore637]

0:48 I wanna punch right in that face XDD so funny

[mrwynotable]

your like and dislike bar looks like my penis

[WombatVlogs]

@mrwynotable Small?

[Supermassively]

@mrwynotable Shut the fuck up.

[SOScure5983]

Have you guys ever microwaved....a microwave?

[valkerymillenia]

@SOScure5983 Yes, they have

[valkerymillenia]

@SOScure5983 well, kinda. and dynamited one too

[MRmr011]

Bronze Pudes?

[Fyuzseion]

WHERE'S MY PIZZA ROLL?????

[jade2360]

@Fyuzseion i was eating a pizza roll while reading this lol

[542ollielane]

thumbs up!

[TheMightyWhitewolf]

932 loves buddha

[TheJack4real]

the ending song was used in tony hawk pro skater 4

[SeverusOfSnape]

That microwave looks like Hell...

[foxvolt]

MICROWAVE A MICROWAVE SO I CAN MAKE A YO DAWG REFERENCE!!! ~ thanks ^-^

[thabossishere]

@spinalTapSoundGuy lol that is so fucking awesome and hilarious

[TECHNOGEEK20000]

ever think about microwaving gas in a small container?

[TheKaundere]

@KanyeTroll

Emerson microwave > Jesus (god=me)

[remmybf]

@KanyeTroll dude its a joke and maybe they are jewish or jew-ish sooooooo... ya. ASK MY MOM OR BROTHER I DONT KNOW ABOUT THIS!

[Dragonfang1909]

@KanyeTroll can't tell if trolling or being serious

[31darkknight]

but... will it blend?

[LISTENORELSE]

you should of done the one at a time so you can tell what react-shin it duz

[inhave]

cool

[oompalord]

... and so it was then on the dawn of her third revival she was praised by the three grand prophets, and given unto her a resting place of unending comfort and an infinium of hotpockets. She was known as Saint Margret II of Emerson.

[beeper182]

And so it was that on the 7th day, god created the all-powerful microwave "Saint Margaret II" in secret, and she would be gods microwave of choice when it came to making hot pockets and reheating leftovers. But alas after the death of Christ, the lords son was a spiteful prick and cast it down unto the earth, where God watched over and eternally resurrected the microwave.

[moomooduckbutt]

my bible passege for her: Jesus! I found your microwave!

[LegendBegins]

@kingdomheartslink why don't YOU shut up? I believe in God and I don't wish people to get sent there and this was obviously a joke anyway. Research your religion more N00b.

[jordonwiebe]

God is better, YOU SUCK, JK

[icheyennelove]

Thats the microwave I have!!!!

[Liliputian07]

XD I LIKE SPARKLIES XD

[KingdomheartsLink]

@timxhorton Hey, I believe in God. And I hope you get sent to hell for saying that. What are you? Two? You need to shut up and stay silent about what you think of beliefs. >:(

[oompalord]

@KingdomheartsLink Ahem, practice what ya preach there oh holy one.

[MrFireball86]

you could spin that

[Ayyubi1000]

Mr. Krabs would probably made 929 accounts to dislike this. :3

[BrokenDreamzLOL]

Margret just WON'T FUCKING DIE....

[PowerHouseKidExotic]

WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING TEETH DID YOU TEAR THAT OUT OF A HOMELESS GUYS MOUTH

[BrokenDreamzLOL]

@PowerHouseKidExotic

Woah, calm down man.

[PieJacker1]

@PowerHouseKidExotic umad?

[Flutterguy12]

@PowerHouseKidExotic Why would a homeless guy have gold tooth caps? If you read the description, you'd see that it is Jory's uncles. Jeez, check your facts before being a negative nancy.

[leikle1]

That's one tough microwave.. I want one.. lol

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

WHY WOULD YOU MICROWAVE GOLD?

[JPizzle1122]

@mynamemaycontainAtoZ - Why not? We had done mostly everything else. And it proved a popular item...

[MassiveZebo123]

@JPizzle1122

I usually (Since I came after you guys finished) just visit your videos randomly. I've just been following to find out when she dies. She retired! I'm so happy for her! Where did she retire to? The junkyard! I've heard good things about that place!

[MrGrandTheftAuto225]

@JPizzle1122 i have a new idea JPizzle1122

Is it a good idea to microwave: Xbox 360 kinect!

message me if ur gonna make it :D

[lolgirl546]

@JPizzle1122 Can you make money off of that gold teeth, and so, WHY WOULD YOU WASTE MONEY??? >:l

[JPizzle1122]

@lolgirl546 - Waste? Are you familiar with the definition of that word? Because we *MADE* a profit from this video, you fool.

[Onlyransomdfd13]

@JPizzle1122 Your MAKING money from this still "P

[WombatVlogs]

@Onlyransomdfd13 They will be making money from this for as long as the video is on the internet. And more money in general will be made from this because people might watch this and decide to watch the other JPizzle videos and subscribe

[humanskull182]

@JPizzle1122 hahaha, why not eh? Laughs are worth more then gold in my opinion.

[BrokenDreamzLOL]

@mynamemaycontainAtoZ

Your poor aren't you?

[LivJ137]

"if we had an intern we would make them count it. 

[TheSteveoninja]

WHY WON'T YOU DIE MARGRET!?

[koolbowser961]

My mom once microwave a gold plate and she don't know it was made out of gold

[Omghedgehogs]

This microwave looks like it belongs to a serial killer.

[X360KBaller]

*drops the bearings....* Ohh shit!... lol

[martelladriana]

do you want the gold i want it

[Kaitlynn992]

Don't you want that.

[arrranTheBinweevil]

Believe me i'll turn back on

I'm microwaving glowsticks, gold and silver

and i'll still turn on

Still turn on

Still turn on

Still turn on.

[arrranTheBinweevil]

This was a triumph

i'm microwaving a thing here

Mass destruction

It's hard to always keep my circuits in order

Mostly you chuck stuff

into my ex-treme radiation room

[MrIHaveASword]

@arrranTheBinweevil

for the good of all of us

Except the ones who explode

Now there's no sense crying over every dead one

You just grab another till it dies too

And the waving gets done

And you make a neat line

for all of youtube.

[jaffa221100]

@bbgunhunter55 good try...

[420MilKY]

wish they didnt talk so much

[bbgunhunter55]

all the 926 people that didint like this video will die in there sleep tonight

[spinalTapSoundGuy]

It is written that in the year two thousand ten, God conceived and bore a Holy Microwave, who wast named St. Margaret II. Truly I tell you, she shall be a beacon of hope unto the people, who seek a way to prepare their daily hot pockets. Three shall be the number of times she riseth from the dead, and the number of times she riseth from the dead shalt be three. This is the Gospel according to the book of Emerson.

[huhabah]

@spinalTapSoundGuy

amen

[TheLollyPopCollab]

You should microwave a glow stock

[Stillwater900]

Haha what a bunch of losers. "A microwave that has actualy talked to god before." - What a juvenille idiotic thing to say

[finnsia]

@Stillwater900 "Haha what a bunch of losers." That too is a very juvenile statement.

[hydronoid7812]

@Stillwater900 If you don't like it don't watch it.

[Thegamerchannels]

925 people sneezed while pressing the like button



[MegaAstroFan18]

And so it was said that ye great Margaret II would bathe in ye holy flames of the Nintendo Wii and through her willingness to sacrifice herself for ye Microwave Specialist's entertainment she hast been risen up to ye domain of the Light and returned to continue to entertain ye masses. - Liam 18:56

[parakeets123]

mini fire works 

[alexor112524]

NO no, I dont.

[RTRMan96]

I will buy Margaret for $500.00 cash if you hit me up...#RealTalk

[alexor112524]

Why would you name your microwave?

[HolyCrapTV]

@alexor112524 you dont?

[yand1malmsteen]

lol riley epic face at 4:00 ,,,, hey what about microwaving peanut butter,, heard u can make diamonds out of it!!:D:D:D really,,, google it if u dont believe me xD

hey , try nxt time,, play-do!! lol

[hyperhog32]

wher do youget all your microwaves

[Chrishouse20111]

This microwave is holy

[curse297]

how about try a babe blade

[ghostgirl123ify]

Jigsaw laugh 3:17

[TheLouisCL]

I has 50oz of gold

[E1craZ4life]

This episode was great, but I have two ideas of how this could've been better:

1.) Start a funeral montage when Jory was trying to revive St. Margaret II, which gets interrupted by her coming back to life.

2.) Add church bells to the retirement montage.

3.) @phazonxl If she had that, she would've gone off during the "junk" experiment. (231) You were probably thinking about Whoopi..

[shrillio]

i got here from Winning by charlie sheen ?

[marcoC1991]

thumbs up if you hate adds on youtube these days!

[phazonxl]

The mircrowave has a thermal shutoff. Have you checked some of your old microwaves?

[potcorocks1298]

But i still love the show!!! Lol.

[potcorocks1298]

Yo shut da mouths fool no one and i mean no one us more powerful than God not even a microwave!!!

[EvanTheKillerWolf]

Stuff a microvwave full of dirt and put it on like 3 minutes

[98somegamer]

satanic micowave :D

[bazree]

I like gold (pedo face)

[bazree]

You should microwave call of duty modern warfare 3

[TheThecoolone101]

that microwave is the new god

[MrChrisglen]

1:18 i bet u knocked some ones gold teeth out lol

[MrChrisKush21]

i hate gold >:)

[AlexandriaBerry]

lol "If we had an intern we would make him count those."

[OrangeFredDawsonFan]

Ide really appriciate it if you answered- Was there a reason you guys stopped the series?

[betluisa]

@OrangeFredDawsonFan there´s a video that explains it with detail

[Metalmorph169]

is a free pizza roll worth it

[sassycat12874]

I think you guys are doing things all of the rest of us would get into BIG trouble for but

I for one will take you guya advice and not try anything done on your show.

[raxcax]

Emerson like Toby Emerson and the brand icon is the musical key too lol!

[JPizzle1122]

@littlesisXOXO1 - Well... only if you believe in that sort of thing.

Pretty much though, I'd say that statement is on par with comparing something to the Easter Bunny.

[tresbilogofficial]

@JPizzle1122 you atheist?

[Thatguywhoexists]

@littlesisXOXO1 Dude, anything is better than god at this point, how many millions has he killed?

I think satin killed one person.

[honeybread98]

@littlesisXOXO1 WTF is a joke

[leaf16nut]

@littlesisXOXO1

If God didn't like it he should stop them... BUT GOD IS FUCKING FAKE!!

[SUPERMATT5546]

@littlesisXOXO1

depends on who's your god :P

[einarknutsen]

@littlesisXOXO1 ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS TRUE  ahahaha

[timxhorton]

@littlesisXOXO1 believing in god is retarded.

[HolyCrapTV]

@littlesisXOXO1 nowon ever said that. They said she talked to god.

[TDRaichu]

Funny thing, I just HAD pizza rolls!

I am going to name one of my microwaves Margaret III just for the Holy Microwave

[RedXephos7208]

OMG im actually eating pizza rolls

[thatsmissfluffysama]

There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. 3 His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. 4 The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men.

THERE YOU GO BIBLE SCRIPTURE. ITS FROM THE BOOK OF MATTHEW.

[Alilovesgymnastics13]

poor microwave :( its like doing drugs except its microwaving things

[lightbulbcollector1]

HOLY SHIT AND WHAT THE FUCK?

[MrScripterAndCoder]

They microwave gold, playstion3s, wiis, xbox360s.. yet they get upset when the microwave breaks.. lol

[Hazmatt360]

dude these guys are gonna have some weird unknown cancer by age 23 from the microwaves lol

[djwessel68]

917 people don't like money!!!!!!!!

[BugTownBuggly]

do you use the same microwave to heat your food or do you have another microwave? :0

[TheSuperFootos]

916 people don't like gold

[EDIGARLOPEZ]

fuck gold its all about diamods

[senormadeland]

eco friendly bastards.........

[tylanshaw]

i think you need a new microwave...

[UsedTeaBag96]

SOAP! fill the microwave with like 10 soap bars and see what happens!!

[deeruner]

is it a good idea to microwave a microwave? ah.

[Megafloejoe]

"What about popcorn?"

"SHUT UP RILEY!" v.v poor Riley

[MrBren567]

wait wait wait... was he talking about the emerson in portland? because i went there

[1tpollak]

wow i under stand your older and u thing cussing is cool but stop seriously!

[XxWWEROXMANxX]

nice job Margaret II!

[Thefixer12543]

REALY GOLD!!

[ilikepizza529]

its like firworks

[batmanslovevshate]

hey ya'll im home, you know .. home.. where the heart is... its good to be myself again... and im calm today.. its been bonkers out there ... running around like a chicken with her head cut off you know me though i am on a mission for self improvement so i can color the world beautiful, no disrespect to anyone out there but between the women out there and myself... (men can get sorta gross) but who's perfect.lol.castle,olivejuice,­becky,ferrante,and srout.. ma and pa..children and friends 143...!

[papisharm]

I wanna know, what happens when you microwave a puppy!!! PLEASE MICROWAVE A PUPPY PLEASE!!!!!!

[destroyer5140]

lol i think its so funny every video i go to the like/dislike bar looks like a pencil lol

[MrWafflesthefish]

Thats thin gold, no wonder it burns so fast and easy.

[cOdxbox24]

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you were my 2nd favirote was you

[HALKETT07]

the picture looks like a gold desert eagle

[rapeingdingo]

i would not normally say this to your show bcause i love it but you are an IDIOT!!!! sell tht shit

[nebutoras]

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[1pepituh]

you guys should microwave a bar of tnt ^^