Baby, I hate to break it to you. I'm one of those girls. However. I wish a mothafucka WOULD try to lift up MY skirt just to prove a point. I'd put them in check with a QUICKNESS. LOL ^_^
Okay, if you meet a girl whose earrings match her necklace match her bracelet match her ring match her nipple piercing match her belly-button piercing match her belly chain and her ankle bracelet and her toe ring, and her toenails match her fingernails, and her fingernails ain't acrylic, and the bitch grew 'em all herself, and she got pretty legs, and the bitch ain't never skinned her knee or got a mosquito bite, ain't got no cellulite or no varicose veins,
and her ass is tight, and her titties is perky, and they're both the same size, and they look up at you, and she's got a nice neck with no fat around it, she don't sweat too much, and her breath smells good, and her teeth are all white and straight, and her lipstick is on good, and her eye makeup is on good,
and the bitch ain't got no wax in her ears, and you feel her hair, and it's long down her back, and she ain't got no tracks in her hair or nothing like that, you better lift that bitch's skirt up, because her dick is probably bigger than yours.
Last winter I was in Las Vegas for vacation and something like what Luenelle happened. This lady came in the elevator with a fake wig, open toe high heels, bright red nails, good eye make up, and a nice dress and everything was to perfect but everybody on the elevator noticed that it was a guy with all this on too. I did after because no lady is that bulky with huge muscles. So Luenelle's theory is very true. Something was toooo good to be true. LMAO
and they both the same size n they look up at you and she got a nice neck with no fat around it and she dont sweat to much and her breath smells good and her teeth is all white n straight and her lip stick is all on good and her eye make up is on good and the bitch aint got no wax in her ears and you feel her hair n its long down her back n she aint got no tracks on her head or nothing like that...
You better lift that bitches skirt up because her dick is probily bigger than yours!!!
If you meet a girl who's ear rings match her neckless, match her bracelet, match her ring, match her nipple piercing, match her belly button piercing, match her belly chain and her ankle bracelet and her toe ring and her toe nails match he finger nails and her finger nails are acrylic and the bitch grew them all her self and she got pretty legs and the bitch ain't ever skinned her knee or got a misquito bite. Aint got no cellulite or varicose veins and her ass is tight and her titties are perky
what does straight roll call mean? seriously, not meaning to be impolite. I really am curious because I dont understand the slang. I wanna know what you mean thats all.
Damn I love this.
JennaAlways 1 week ago
"And she aint neva skined her knee, or got a mosquita bite....." lmao!!!!! One of the funniest parts of the whole show!!!
jarrell1314 1 month ago
@jarrell1314 lmbo!! I was thinking the same thing lol
sexycatd 1 week ago
LOL Luenell is the greatest female comedian ever
MD1NH 1 month ago
WIT NO FAT AROUN'IT
DevilZennn 2 months ago
Damn Tranies!!! ha!
Kingtray12 2 months ago
"and the bitch aint got no wax in her ears..." lol
LadeeJuice 3 months ago
What a fucking punch line haha
DazBreezyFan14 3 months ago
no vericose veins lol.
kazidelicious 4 months ago
lmao
bigpimpin3582 4 months ago
An the bitch anit got no wax in her ear lmfao
Jayroc1991 5 months ago
The point is; us men need to lower our standards and be greatful that she is willing to wake up next to us and continue the day right by our side.
PurpleCloud619 6 months ago
That was beyond WIN!
Jfg229 8 months ago 2
she LOVE TO TALK ABOUT HER COOCHIE LMAO
hollyswaggin 8 months ago
Baby, I hate to break it to you. I'm one of those girls. However. I wish a mothafucka WOULD try to lift up MY skirt just to prove a point. I'd put them in check with a QUICKNESS. LOL ^_^
schildno5 8 months ago 2
Titties are perkey both da same size and they look up @ you.....hahahahaha...very funny can watch it over and over...lol
prospector89 8 months ago
Aint that Miss Jerry from the Martin Lawerence show... Martin.....lol..
QualityTubes 9 months ago
I fucking love American hustle with katt williams and his friend whos with me
straberrynivory 10 months ago 6
and her nails ain't acrylic and the bitch grew em..ahaahhaahah
2856972 10 months ago
god i love this bitch she's funnyer then hell but this is so damnn true hahahaha
Devysbaby 10 months ago
and the bitch grew em all herself
FoodStampShuffle 11 months ago 2
LMFAO I LOVE HER.!
iPromoMusic 11 months ago
she described the exact opposite of herself lmao, i'm still hit it though
CarlChar 11 months ago
God Damn Im just crackin up!!!!
makeupbytaradotcom 11 months ago
match her ring...ahahahahah
juliaaw0 1 year ago
i'm dead . that was HILARIOUS !
XIAmusic 1 year ago
AAAHAHHAHAHHA SHE'S FREKIN' AWESOME!!!! Sooooo true loolx1000 xD!
Luenell ur priceless!
sweetsusuyn 1 year ago
all the glitter is not gold the bitch look too good she probalay is
gamblester 1 year ago
So true - no woman is perfect - unless you a freaken transvestite
sweetsassycandy 1 year ago
The 14 people that didn't like this are the bitches shes talking about lmao!
rdefrancisco2310 1 year ago
@rdefrancisco2310 LMAO--you got something there.
geekery15 11 months ago
haha NICE!
verolene1 1 year ago
this is the best clip ever
bellad515 1 year ago
she is awesome, one of the funniest female american comics ive ever heard. We need to see more of her! Get her podcast its awesome!
More luenell!!
review1011 1 year ago
how can 14 people NOT like this???????? :)
wookie37 1 year ago
Okay, if you meet a girl whose earrings match her necklace match her bracelet match her ring match her nipple piercing match her belly-button piercing match her belly chain and her ankle bracelet and her toe ring, and her toenails match her fingernails, and her fingernails ain't acrylic, and the bitch grew 'em all herself, and she got pretty legs, and the bitch ain't never skinned her knee or got a mosquito bite, ain't got no cellulite or no varicose veins,
jmbeaudreau 1 year ago 5
and her ass is tight, and her titties is perky, and they're both the same size, and they look up at you, and she's got a nice neck with no fat around it, she don't sweat too much, and her breath smells good, and her teeth are all white and straight, and her lipstick is on good, and her eye makeup is on good,
jmbeaudreau 1 year ago 4
and the bitch ain't got no wax in her ears, and you feel her hair, and it's long down her back, and she ain't got no tracks in her hair or nothing like that, you better lift that bitch's skirt up, because her dick is probably bigger than yours.
jmbeaudreau 1 year ago 11
shes fucken funny she made me laugh heheh :))
mzfetch323 1 year ago
too damn true!!!! LOL TRANSPRIDE!!! XD
J8neSez 1 year ago
"and they both the same size, and they look up at you" lmao!!
starlaylla 1 year ago 4
Her lipstick is on good and her make up is on good....lol
EvelynThomasElite 1 year ago 2
lol
yafuture08 1 year ago
I love when she says Neckless ^^ :p
jrindou92 1 year ago
lmao this shit is too funny.
zzibby2001 1 year ago
you ain't never lied... too true too damn funny.. she flowed with it....
rainrogers65 1 year ago
LMAO.! Damn!! Lol
TruReaLity15 2 years ago
OMG.... you hit RITE,,, on the nail LUENELL
ZAZGASTIKO 2 years ago
and her ass is tight, and her tiddies are perky, and they both da same size, and dey look up atcha....LMMFAO
nelly8706 2 years ago 6
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karstenkaczor 2 years ago
"BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD"!
PrincessShiya 2 years ago 8
Even if she did have a dick, by the sounds of that description I'd still go there lol.
Tazwegian 2 years ago 53
...............wow
kevinyankeefan 2 years ago
i know that real....and the rest of the nigga would to trust me ...im one of those type of trannies
nochokin 2 years ago 2
@nochokin girl, me to ;) I was like damn, bitch described me :D
pepercat17 1 year ago
@pepercat17
but your breath stinks
so your wrong
NigerianRocker 1 year ago
@NigerianRocker wtf?! no it doesnt
pepercat17 1 year ago
im with ya bro cuz.....im sick like that XD LMAO
k5lta 1 year ago
@Tazwegian what?
xxxhendrixjoe555xxx 1 year ago
@Tazwegian then you are gay, my metrosexual friend :D
moiaiyou19 7 months ago
HELLO!
mzdrama28 2 years ago 4
"aint got a mosquito bite" "no celuleet (haha)""titties are perky, and her ass is tight" This almost made me piss myself hahaha. . .
swissones 2 years ago 8
She is the best.. Crazy
biancaxmd 2 years ago 5
"and her titties is perky!!" LMFAO, that is my favorite part!!
Naivenickk 2 years ago 5
ROFL :> best joke around.
Luenell is one crazy ass comedian/woman.
DarkRezo 2 years ago
Amen :)
enelyafefalas 2 years ago
best. best. BEST.
loveittt11 2 years ago 3
i love this joke sooooooooooo much. the setup is what makes me laugh the most
negrophiliac 2 years ago 15
That was soooo busted. LMAO.
GrotesqueFan 2 years ago
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damaskus26 2 years ago
borat
Killcows 2 years ago
you dont know
asian90cuttie 2 years ago
XD ahah this is halarious.
AshleyAphrodisiac 2 years ago
her eyes look like dat cuz she smokes that California sticky-icky ooeey- gooey medical shit... and believe me that shit aint no joke.
highyellaredbone 2 years ago 7
dont kno bout dat shit but you smoke some arm pitt blues here in England pfft too bad for you
faisal277 2 years ago
wit no faddaroundit
m0u0s0e0 2 years ago 2
LOL I LUV HER 2 DEATH
greg1871 2 years ago
i watch this daily! so funny!
ginavoc 2 years ago 4
Haha. She's funny :D
reginablablabla 2 years ago 3
you are one confused whore!
dirtybrownmexican 2 years ago
Thanks :D
reginablablabla 2 years ago
This is HILARIOUS!!!! But is it just me or does Luenell always look like she's sleeping?
MrMario2011 2 years ago
its cause shes drunk
sunburningstare 2 years ago 2
either that or high.
AshleyAphrodisiac 2 years ago
rofl danny i watched it like u told me too =D
immortalR3C0N 2 years ago
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m0u0s0e0 2 years ago
shes right, cause most men can really pull off looking women....is she drunk? lol
hapibth0pel3ss 2 years ago 4
omg !!!! this lady is one of the best !!!!!!!! hahahahahaha lmao
asuarez9 2 years ago 44
Aint got no cellulite, no varicose veins.....and her titties is perky, and they both the same size....LMAO!!!! I love it!
cau07 2 years ago 8
Luenell has to be the funniest female comic =)
NJsGrimy 2 years ago 2
Fuckin classic. i love this lady!
MzStylesz 2 years ago 2
i could barely breathe i was laughin so hard the first time i saw this
Kratos8462 2 years ago 2
i know right? i'm choking right now.
m0u0s0e0 2 years ago
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holy crap, that poop was huge
x5dollaf00tlong 2 years ago
Lunelle, you betta say dat shit!!! Long live the hidden dick!
PHilton56 2 years ago 4
Luenell, you are my absolute favorite...
I love you woman...
Too funny, and real as they come!!!
DebbieUsher22 2 years ago 5
aint got no CELLU LEETE!!!!!
ads14529 2 years ago 3
She was the sweetest on Borat...
I absolutely love her
DebbieUsher22 2 years ago 2
Last winter I was in Las Vegas for vacation and something like what Luenelle happened. This lady came in the elevator with a fake wig, open toe high heels, bright red nails, good eye make up, and a nice dress and everything was to perfect but everybody on the elevator noticed that it was a guy with all this on too. I did after because no lady is that bulky with huge muscles. So Luenelle's theory is very true. Something was toooo good to be true. LMAO
pokefan66 2 years ago 4
LOL This is why I never rely on dating services. And Luenell just hit the nail on the head as to why I don't XD
DJVirgoNeun 2 years ago
HAHAHHA SO FUCKING FUNNY!
norwegianchick2 2 years ago
best shit ever
Antranik01 2 years ago
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LilMama2312 2 years ago
damn
Nr1BeyonceFan 2 years ago
jajajajajjajajajajaja this bitch os crazy love her jejej
bebotamis 2 years ago
"if a bitch looks to good to be true, she probably is" hahahahahah so true
mckillaa 2 years ago 3
she da shizzzz nittt fa real...
she keepin it real...
cuz everybody know it's da truf
monet217 2 years ago
she got nice legs wit no fat round it....LOLZZZ
xxShellyBeanxx 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VAkid930 2 years ago
Luenell killed it!
RSCII 2 years ago
LUENELL!!!
faithfulmonkey 2 years ago
lmao i so was not expecting that
rissadisney1793 2 years ago
that is some funny shit
koko2608 2 years ago
lmao
uglyassbitch06 2 years ago
I had a feeling it was gonna be something like that. Haha.
SamanthaFernandez 3 years ago
ohhhhhhh hahhaaha
ttblinn21 3 years ago
lmfao!!!! lunell my bitchh
rockinthatthinqxo 3 years ago
AHHHHHHHHHH HAHA
homeswwet 3 years ago
and her breath smell good.
peetiewonder 3 years ago
was not expecting that at the end!! FUNNY!
Ynazzra67 3 years ago 3
hahaaa so tru
linkinftw 3 years ago
whooooooooo!
1minitoy 3 years ago
lmfaoooooooooooo
yummie0 3 years ago
THAT IS S0 FUNNY!
AND TIGHT!
1beyonceciara 3 years ago
OH MY GOD
seouljaaa 3 years ago
whata a combo lol
kenyan114 3 years ago 2
LMAO!!!!!!
Ladyjeh88 3 years ago 4
LOLLLLLLLLL!
dab0ttom3itch 3 years ago 4
lmaoo soo funny
amirh8 3 years ago 4
I must have watched this shit 50 times in the last 2 days. This is the funniest video clip I've found in a LONG time!
WorldChanger81 3 years ago 45
Lmfao quality hahahahaha
D4mm13 3 years ago 4
then her dick is bigger than yours hahahahahah LMFAO i love this bitch man
libbeauty 3 years ago 8
I WOULD HIT IT JUST FOR HER JOKES
PSYCHOPISSFUCK 3 years ago 5
and they both the same size n they look up at you and she got a nice neck with no fat around it and she dont sweat to much and her breath smells good and her teeth is all white n straight and her lip stick is all on good and her eye make up is on good and the bitch aint got no wax in her ears and you feel her hair n its long down her back n she aint got no tracks on her head or nothing like that...
You better lift that bitches skirt up because her dick is probily bigger than yours!!!
MrsSix 3 years ago 58
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you ruined it!
zammmechat 3 years ago
@MrsSix so damn right! LOL XD
J8neSez 1 year ago
If you meet a girl who's ear rings match her neckless, match her bracelet, match her ring, match her nipple piercing, match her belly button piercing, match her belly chain and her ankle bracelet and her toe ring and her toe nails match he finger nails and her finger nails are acrylic and the bitch grew them all her self and she got pretty legs and the bitch ain't ever skinned her knee or got a misquito bite. Aint got no cellulite or varicose veins and her ass is tight and her titties are perky
MrsSix 3 years ago 14
'bitch ain't got no wax in her ears'
funniest shit iv heard in a long time :D
M3LuvM3 3 years ago 3
Soooooo true :)
FrossetBlod 3 years ago 2
SAN BERNARDINO!! 909!!
Shottas 3 years ago
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what if her dick isnt bigger than yours, but instead theres a gorgeous perfect vagina thats the tightest best one you ever had? then what?
JeuneFilleaCarnival 3 years ago
then she was a man before she met you
lova88oasisyennilyla 3 years ago 9
lmao i know thats right
peeples38 3 years ago 2
LMBO
KGdaArtist 3 years ago
hahahhahahahahaha good stuff
istofe21 3 years ago
match her nipple piercing!
titties perky! ROFL!! LMAO
bobwailer8 3 years ago
soooo true, hahahahahaha
muthanuka2 3 years ago
wtf she's did a full 360 on me man lol
canuck1980 3 years ago
HAHAHAH
to funny!!
<3 It
tsashly 3 years ago
That is funny cause mine is bigger than everyone's.
shemalestar 3 years ago
THAT IS FUNNY!!
20082009fan 3 years ago
Tell it like it is! LOL
wingfoot442 3 years ago
WTF that was too funny XD
M3LuvM3 3 years ago
lol
mo32bkm 3 years ago
HAHAAAAA I WASNT EXPECTIN DAT
JayJuBo 3 years ago 2
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ill fuck her
germster4life 3 years ago
I almost choked the first time I saw this. I SERIOUSLY could not breathe!!! TOO damn funny!! She did STRAIGHT roll call!!!
LilMama2312 3 years ago 5
what does straight roll call mean? seriously, not meaning to be impolite. I really am curious because I dont understand the slang. I wanna know what you mean thats all.
JeuneFilleaCarnival 3 years ago
It means she called out all the possibilities...roll call.
LilMama2312 3 years ago
JeuneFilleaCarnival
Roll Call means, she called out everything you could have possibly thought off....which is awesome..lmfao
MrsSix 3 years ago 3
oooooooooooo. she straight told yal!!!
moochda1 3 years ago
I'm screamin'! Hilllllllllllarious.
Writergirl1015 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA...LOVE THIS, SO FUNNY!!!!!
sassycutie79 3 years ago
haahahaha! her voice :D
lollish93 3 years ago 3
Very Funny Miss Luenell :)~
LiLW0LF 3 years ago
Damn thats the truth...
LiLW0LF 3 years ago
atta girl.........!lmao
illusivelove 3 years ago 2
she hella funni!!
SouljaBoi2Cute 3 years ago 2
na...
weedsac420 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAH
lyin246 3 years ago 2
LMFAOOOOOOO
EVRYBODEECANSUCKIT 3 years ago 2
its funny as hell cause she said something different every time!
djBlaq 3 years ago 4
dis was real good fuck da bitchassness goin around!
mzricks9109 3 years ago
no lie for real (wink-wink) lmfao
shesicyhot 3 years ago 2