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  • By the way this video is awesome

  • If u no dis already why you watch it huh

  • I kno dis already

  • U can also use Google to shut this smart ass.

  • Wen u typed in: chris pi it said chris pine underwear lol

  • John 3:16 Is how long it takes to microwave a burrito.

  • absession with chris pirillo?

    

  • this is awesome. and i just found out what "why wont my parakeet eat my dihareea" is is referring to a comedy skit on tosh.0. thank you google!

  • FUCK YOU HIPPIE

  • stupid

  • THA fuck is this?

  • So cool

  • wont wrk

  • It didn't work

  • You sound like McLovin

  • I like your voice!

  • that is crazy

  • Cool . . . and perfect timing for me to watch, I have to make a public speaking project on instructions to do something, and now I'm using Google. ;P

  • everyone is geting all pissy about it it was posted in 2009

  • fuck you

    

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  • If it don't work use google Crome n plus type google gravity n I'm feeling lucky

  • 42 sounds like fuck you

  • Google change, Doesn't do any of this anymore... 0_o

  • we all no the did u mean ting. we're not perfect :P

  • What happened to Mystery Google??

  • Can I micrwave a burrito now?

  • Porn.com is the most wisited page on the internet.

  • Your internet is fast.

  • ur a nerd.....

  • Look up google gravity

  • @meganguillet it sucks!

  • @meganguillet Yeah, I know that trick, it's pretty awesome. :{D

  • The jesus microwave thing is from the simpsons

  • Who is Chris prilio?

  • whenb I tried the magic trick. I got a guy in a hawain T at a fancy dress party. Also, they were all silohuetes. That was very nre to me, pleasantly surprised.

  • it only work on macbook

  • @hpibullet Darn,

  • Did you mean recursion? 😁

  • whats the cade for the image thing?

  • ollǝɥ

    

  • @1343nk HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

  • This kid is getting hard at the thought of Chris Pirillo

  • Great!

  • @t8rtot01 - or just Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy! BEST BOOK EVER!!!!!!!!!

  • the last one doesnt work!!!!!!!!

  • javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagNa­me('img'); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x­3)*x4+x5)+'px'; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3­)*y4+y5)+'px'}R++}setInterval(­'A()',5); void(0);

    NOT WORKING

  • @murrayboyle:dumbass

  • cheese is already frozen thats why it melts

    

  • funny xD

    

  • Did you mean recursion?

  • @Cobrazombie, you are right he did not do, the search "Do a Barrel Roll"

  • If you type in anagram is says "did you mean nag a ram"

  • I knew the answer to life the universe and everything was 42, u simply insert the y intercept in place of x, x being the meaning of life divide that by of COD then multiply the growth of the universe (x•p+36)

    X/COD•(x•p+36) is the equation thus resulting in 42

  • where is the code plzzz tell me

  • Love this video

  • U 4got do a barrel roll

  • First i mean

  • @rebantus it clicks on the firat result for you

  • The last link on his bookmark bar was titled "The onion" WTF?

  • the most search results from typing 'why' is "Why do men have nipples"

    HAHAHAHAHAHLOLWUT?! ( . Y . )

  • do a barrel roll and tilt =D

  • type find chuck norris

  • Hey try typing in:

    Is it halloween time yet?

    Then

    Is it thanksgiving time yet?

    Then

    Is it christmas time yet?

    For each, click on the first option. :)

  • You can't freeze alcohol lol

  • @SeeJC23 you can actually ..

  • But can you freeze frozen ice..... no you bitch hahahaha

  • what does im feelign lucky mean =??

  • Lmfaoo

  • Can w = can women take viagra?

  • dude try to type in in google images "fuck you"...... YOU'L BE AMAZED

  • thumbs up if you went on google and clicked why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea - 3:30

  • 5+5=10 are you sure?

    

  • this actualy made my day:') xx

  • I love google

  • Lmfao when he typed in can "j" it said "can Jews eat pork"

  • Search for

    Askew

    ;)

  • Do a barrel roll!

  • I knew the answer was 42!

  • HOW DO U FIND THESE????

  • Ouu nice stuff, must share this.

  • Thanks luv it!!

  • how to download cheat engine 5.5?

  • hello JoeyP861

  • The Jesus microwaving a burrito actually extends to: "Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he him could not eat it?"

    It's a classic anti-omnipotent question, like "Can God make a rock so heavy even he couldn't lift it?"

  • A proud Mac owner, I got confused with the mouse while watching this in fullscreen mode.

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  • thunbs up,if u tried it on this page

  • Google Chrome... :(

  • @i4GS First you say linux suck.

    Then you say "it's good not just my style".

    I am not interested in programming, just in operative systems. How to install and configure one that is stable and that does what you want.

    Both mac and windows do whatever they want and you can just stick to that without changing many things, in linux you do anything, ANYTHING you want and you exactly know what your OS is doin.

  • @i4GS Using XD like a 12 years old.

    Implying I use ubuntu.

    Grow up kid, I had a mac too, then I learned something about computers.

  • your an idiot.

  • @i4GS Linux my noob friend. Linux.

  • What's your gmail? :P

  • you can also use this on youtube

  • Gay

  • The gayest thing ever

  • hay , it's 42!

  • EWWW a mac *throw up*

  • @arkindal ????????

  • the burrito thing is from the simpsons when Home was smoking weed.. he asked Flanders if Jesus could microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it

  • hey... that "secret code" pretty much works on any website that has pictures, well actually it works on any website peirod it just works better if said website has images

  • type "google chuck norris" then press im feeling luky :)

  • Google " where is chuck Norris I'm feeling lucky"

  • when I put that web, it didnt work

  • You forgot epic google, if it still works that is. And if you type in "why" it's pretty funny

  • Lol @ recursion!

  • lol at Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference. i love you google.

  • You role

  • is it ok that i pretended you were McLovin while watching this?

  • 42. Haha.

  • that code works for every site. so cool.

  • Can Jesus Microwave a Burrito? Of course he can, he's Jesus :O

  • what is the "special code" thing??

  • @jordykitkat Check da description -^_^-

  • @ilovedemijoe i did right after i wrote the comment.... but when i put it in i didnt work :(

  • h t t p :// darkartsmedia . com/google. html dont work no more because google changed.

    What happened to it man. it used to be cool.

  • Can someone explain to me why the answer to life the universe and everything is 42?

  • @MikzeyFTW Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, By Douglas Adams.

  • @Naughtybedbugs Oh I havent seen it.

  • Douglas Adams has not lived in vain!

  • It didn't work...

    

  • The "Why won't my parakeet eat my diareah?" was because of a tv show called tosh.0 who did a segment about funny yahoo answer questions, and that was one of them.

  • Cool! But I'm guessing you have an obsession with Chris Prillo ? Hahah

  • hes a pussy

  • the dance thing doesnt work...

  • You can't freeze liquor sir

  • Can google take your virginity?? No!

  • Cool Information but you did'nt make Google dance >:O Im disliking this....

  • That was pretty awesome

  • Cool, thanks!

  • Wow... Pretty amazing information :) thank you

  • @lockergnome what is your obsession with this chris pirillo guy

  • Search "How to find chuck norris" and see the result 8-D

  • the javascript thing didn't work:/

  • ...I thought Google was actually gonna dance.. D: I' disappointed.

  • @hellercountry me to =(

  • Respond to this video...  Eat my poop

  • whats the special code

  • but the question still remains...

    DOES IT BLEND???

  • What are these srawberries doing on my nipples i need them for my fruit salad

  • What are these srawberries doing on my nipples i need them for my fruit salad

  • dude this guys voice reminds me of a teenager in one of those 80's moviez lolz...odd

  • Wings of Redemption?!

  • your voice reminds me

    of telelporting fat guy... for some

    odd reason

  • Pause at 1:46 and read the fourth suggestion..... WHO THE HELL SEARCHES THAT?

  • Can Jesus microwave a burrito sooo hot that he can't eat it??

  • Can Jesus microwave a burrito sooooo hot that he can't eat it??

  • niga this aint the title of video dumbshit suck my dick

  • Dudes, pause it at 0:59 and totally check out the second to last bulletin point...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...Giggidy Giggidy Oh!

  • its 1:19 in hong kong at 1:19 in the video 0_0

  • Yeh people are crazy, I searched me, there is also a website called cassidy.com, cassidy, my name!

  • Thumbs up if you went to look at Google for Cris Pirillo after watching this vid

  • Thumbs up if you thought he was searching for the Cris Prillo image.

  • Jesus IS alive.

  • are itallian?

  • Its not dancing...

    Google is becoming too cocky, yesterday it said "did you mean lebanese fighting?"

    i said "NOOOOOOOOOOOO Google i ment lesbians fisting!!!"

  • ha!!! wen i typed in 'why is " the first suggestion sed why is my poop green? LOL

  • P.S WHO THE HELL IS CHRIS PIRILLO!!!

  • Hey, cool tricks but the dancing one didn't work for me!?

  • There's google pacman

  • Y r u so obsessed with this Chris pirillo?

  • Type is on google and see the first auto suggestion.

  • @MrTriplzzz

    the 1st 1 is isohunt

  • Funny Thing with google translate:

    Go to google translate.

    Translate FROM ALBANIA to ENGLISH : "Is this albania?"

    ENGLISH TRANSLATION: "Is this india?"

  • Goldfish turning black just is saying its becoming an adult.

  • @meekocmere actually it means your fish has a disease called ick. its fatal for the poor fish

  • 42 - hitchhikers guide. Black goldfish - black ick. Parrot eat - yeah I've got nothing

  • dammit why wont jesus microwave a burrito

  • Right! CAN YOU CONFUSE A CAT WITH THIS!?!?!

  • I tried to freeze chocolate syrup it didn't freeze :(

  • It sounds like Mitchel Musso!

  • Cool things to me THANKS

  • You CAN'T freeze alcohol.

  • @bassabigdeal Yes you can freeze alcohol if you have a way of getting it to low enough of a temperature. Most consumable alcohol will freeze somewhere between -12C to -50C. Ethanol freezes around -114C to -115C. The lower the proof of the alcohol, the warmer the freezing temperature.

  • @gingerspop well i was wrong.... :(

  • watch?v=IBdSl7yeIiw

  • 42 do u even get that. If u dont look up a movie where cows fly. LOL. P.S. sick vid

  • At 3:28 it suggests "why isthere a dead Pakistan on my couch

  • Dude be more carefully we can see you're email address

  • @KYABF lol XD i saw it

  • thumbs up if you seen the dead Pakistani on a couch at 3:27

  • Look up anagram on google