Mario Teaches Typing - Game Play

[DSkehan2004]

we had this on our first computer in 1992

[smoglessbutton4]

Lol 2 fingers up at peach xD

[semipro1100]

I'd give up after 27 seconds. Dam music would make me quit too!

[Davidalejandro2000]

Goomba coming

My mind: PRESS THE DAMN A BUTTON

[Davidalejandro2000]

R.I.P headphone users

[TYmi111111]

My is Typed 400 Errors 1000

[funtimecruz]

Who played along with it?

[Pehmokettu]

Why Mario has to write ASS so many times?

[hailey10105]

id try it if it didnt sound like a computer having a seizure :D

[TokenBlackman7]

Did any one else catch the inadvertent subliminal messaging? Throughout this video, the player typed "ass" so many times! Mario's a horny lil' plumber! >D

[emptysustenance]

@TokenBlackman7 yeah but he typed "jk" afterwards.

[Misteracrylic]

mario teaches why earplugs are important.

[masmithtol]

I learned how to type on this

!!!!

[CartoonBlast229z]

Wow Mario walks like a retard

[Sahfarry]

I like how the intro has a pic of everyone running away from Mario...

[xMadcowsx]

I'd actually try this if it didn't sound like my dog having a seizure.

[moonstarspell]

i wish i could find this again xD 

[senationalliv]

OMG I used to play this!!!

[elliotlocochon]

I remember playing this game at school.

[TheMadSlick]

Oh my god the memories! Early elementary school. This was the shit!

[cloaksword1]

men, how i can installer this game, please you say me thank you, wait answer

[tigerseyeproductions]

At 0:50 you had to spell out ASS

[sighisoaraa]

@tigerseyeproductions OH MY GOD!!!

[tigerseyeproductions]

@sighisoaraa Was that sarcastic? 'Cause I never said it was a big deal, I just wanted to point it out. :P

[ponieeee]

didnt you know on what is that book store

amozon i wrot the book on miranda typing

many hrs manty type masteres

[PCwiz192]

EAR Rape!!

[marcink96]

the best program for teach typing .:D

[Dreamer00]

Oh, good times....XD

[OrganMan007]

where did you download it?the demu page has it,but i cant use it

[bealtespip123]

Ow. It feels like it's fucking my ears.....

[OrganMan007]

my speed is nearly 40 wpm 

[YuhStoopid]

Dude, you are a pro.

[brundlefly]

This is how I learned to touch type!

[fucknamenumbers]

i remeber my mom tricked me into thinking this was cool back in the day =)

[emojo1990]

@fucknamenumbers ITS NOT COOL!?

[manice08]

lol i remember this. i used to pretend to get a star and i would just start wildly pressing all the keys. mario went faster then sonic lol. obviously i failed but still was rewarding.

[joeslickback]

ASS

[natsumi777]

I used to play this in my computer lessons when I was in 4th grade!

[VanScotch]

WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

[DrDrooo]

Why isn't master hand attacking mario

[Armsman101]

ahh the mute button

[PowerpuffCentral]

OMG MY EARS!

[darla620]

@PowerpuffCentral MY EARS HURT TOO!

[thelonelyslayer]

We used to use these during computer lab time back when i was in like the 4th grade. It was hella fun. You were learning to type without really realizing it. I got nostalgic for this game so i bought it on amazon, but the damn thing doesn't work on my computer for some reason. i'm super depressed... *sigh*

[xfairyboy64x]

Why can't my school have THIS typing program?

[darla620]

@xfairyboy64x Because the sound sucks.

[horaciosi]

@necrocoprophilia You're right :S

[GardeBlaze]

I think I used to have this game when I was about four. It was ok, but my parents did turn the sound off most the time.

[SenseiAshley87]

fuck mavis beacon...mario all the way!

[Squeejee09]

I remember using this way back when - but damn, I did not remember it sounding like this x.x My school must have had the foresight to mute all of the computer lab computers, because damn, thirty of these going at once...!!!

[Justine9499]

Why can't it work in my PC ?!

[CagedTurkey]

This game needs to be updated with official Mario sprites!!

[NesRetroGamer]

This was in existence and I was stuck with fucking MAVIS BEACON!?!?!?!

[bchheang1]

help! it wont work for me, its just blank on MARIO.EXE and wont do anything, then it says it doesnt support fullscreen mode

[RosySuperBeatleFan]

Two years ago I was new in my school. In my first class of technology I realized all computers had this game. At the end of the class I tried playing it, and the music started and everyone was angry with me xD

try playing this game in my school and everyone will get angry! P: 

[VongolaAQW223]

@RosySuperBeatleFan Mario will step on them

[Livinglifehigh]

nostalgia

[ilvonful]

When i download the game...the music comes from the computer :[

Its weird..

[SquidFan]

Don't you think "SS" and "SA" appears a bit too much in this video?

[GarySpatzScam]

lol i saw the word ass everywhere xD

[Jazz26lover]

Oh my gosh! I totally remember this game! I played it on my old apple mac desktop computer! Haha... WoW!!! I wasn't very good at it when I was little but now I would kick butt at it! ;)

[superraxxo1]

did you notice at the level select meny , mario has luigi's mustache

[SomaVlog]

OH GOD I'M SO GLAD OUR LAB COMPUTERS DID NOT HAVE SOUND.

[BagelKitteh]

i thought my modem was making those noises

[Aiarashi]

I think I'd reather play The Typing of the Dead. It has Zombies!! Hahaha XDDDD

[drzerogi]

Something is not right here. I remember playing this game as the kid and the graphics and sound were not this terrible. It used sprites directly from Super Mario World and the music sounded like it was directly ripped from SMW as well. Also, Mario (Charles Martinet's Mario) would say "Mario Teaches Typing!" when you booted it up.

[LukeSwagwalker]

When I was a little kid this was my shit!

[flamesdemon19]

In the beggining Luigi will get laid while Mario won't do shit other than fail at typing...

[CoCoA4mOcHa]

I always hate having to do this program in school when I was young. xD

[browneyedgirls102]

i remember playing this game as a 2nd grader and it helped me learn how to type

[lukas10111]

OMG The sound is very loud!!!!!!! Ear rape!!!!!!

[igfromthe323]

I remember when I was in 3rd grade every wed it was time for us to go to the computer room and on the Power Macintosh 9500's they had. Time flies lol

[GregarLink5]

MY GOD! i used to play at this on my father´s windows 95! XD

[nightbane2]

This makes me wanna play New Super Mario Bros. Wii ummm.. who knows why?

[DJRosiel]

Now I know why my elementary school muted our PCs on typing day.

[pumpkinking99]

this looked alot cooler in my elementry school...my teacher never let us play it tho

[Sporefan04]

The sound effects are AWFUL in this game! I couldn't stand listening to those for more than 2 minutes!

[tntvideos108]

Sometimes the letters spell A_s!

[horaciosi]

the music sounds like a retarded R2-D2

[beckasha83]

Hey this is what I learned how to type on. Im 150 wpm now, so It works pretty well.. however they could do something about that music :|

[YeyJordan]

The crappy macs at my school had this! With muted sound, fortunately. I was the champ.

[acfreak55]

aw theres no head in this version =(

[angelpichu1]

1:02 is said ASS!

[beebnegron]

peach isnt waring gloves..........

[karanjhalaguy16578]

next, Mario Teaches: Internet Memes, featuring, the troll, rick astley, 4chan, wtf boom, IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOOR BLAUUGUHHH, dinner, spaghetti, and more youtube poop

[StarAtlasZX]

@karanjhalaguy16578 Fail just fail, those are over used and done with.

[karanjhalaguy16578]

@StarAtlasZX no shit

[coozman64]

man i used to play this at school

[aspacelot]

how weird that interplay actually put out a Mario title.

[OrangeKitProductions]

1:02 Read the next 3 letters

[gamehead214]

@OrangeKitProductions yeah thats what this game is.

[OrangeKitProductions]

@gamehead214 true. it also says so at 0:50 as well

[sharosudo]

this game really didn't look like it was helping me that well.

but  i dont think this game works on windows 7

[robertsfunny1995]

Dang, when I was in 4th and 5th grade whe did this "type to learn" thing, I wish we could have done this instead, I mean it seems a bit more fun.

[megamormonman]

You know what's really sad? A full computer like this had worse sound quality than a box even smaller than it. It's like the programmers decided that computers would never be used to play music.

[robertsfunny1995]

Isn't Mario concerned about Luigi holding Peach's hand?

[megamormonman]

@robertsfunny1995 Aren't you concerned that Mario is the only one who isn't running away from this abomination of a Mario game?

[robertsfunny1995]

@megamormonman what do you mean?

[megamormonman]

@robertsfunny1995 I mean that computers are supposed to be far better than video game systems, but the sound of the opening music for this game compared to the theme for Super Mario World, which is supposed to be the same song, this is just a piece of crap.

[robertsfunny1995]

@megamormonman oh, but still isn't there much more to a game then music?

[megamormonman]

@robertsfunny1995 that's not the point, I'm talking about the hardware for a computer vs the hardware for a video game system in terms of sound production

[jmario232]

I had a way better version of this game with better sound and more features but I lost it along with Mario's Fundamentals, The Incredible Toon Machine and other PC games from my childhood :(

[Havoc2003414]

Would've loved this for training when i was a kid... but MY GOD THAT SOUND is VERY horrible!

[mvang01]

OMFG!!! I've been looking for this game! I played this way back when i was in elementary!

[damprumpan]

TURN OFF THE SOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[wcr4]

I'd like to see NaDa  play this

[jackofblades94]

what are the games where you just see like a command screen and you have to type what you want to do?ive been looking for a game like that for 2 days

[Spudcrotchrot]

@jackofblades94

You mean like a MUD? You should try Discworld. It's bunches of fun.

[ParadoxJuice]

@jackofblades94 Text adventure game.

[CAPCOMMASTER]

...MY EEEEEARS!! >.<

[Lookin4aBoxToLive]

I remember the computers at school having this game

[j1m2009]

Can you beat the last level? How many WPM do you need to beat it?

[Firestar77777]

Those are the best sound effects ever.

[kazanyemmi]

@Firestar77777 lol thanks dos ahaha

[CommandKey]

laugh all you want but i type at 100wpm now and i got my start with this game

[SvenneTheBlockhead]

Couldn't they atleast have mad AdLib sound instead of just the PC speaker.

[leohpndbz]

I liked it. By the way, helped me a lot. Seriously, no sarcasm.

[ahmedkumail123]

idiotic game....

[magicalworld5265]

So sad tht newer pc cant support... any idea?

[iHavezMyBirdo]

@magicalworld5265 DOSBox?

[Pugslee3]

Why did they use gameboy sound effects. It sounds horrible!

[mrjutsumaster]

@Pugslee3 It's from 1995 what do you expect?

[strombada]

@mrjutsumaster It's actually from 1992.

[kitfisto09]

anyone else notice that the people who made this also made fallout one and two

[Artemisgoldfish]

I tried playing this, but the screen never moved fast enough.

[TheThelonesomemoo]

anyone else notice that he spells like 30 seconds spelling ass?

[1YoshiFan100]

STOP ABUSING MARIO IN THESE STUIPED GAMES!

[scrulesman1234]

ok... Well nice game, better than all the right type atleast, but this would get old fast. and I would own this cuz i type really good

[1YoshiFan100]

@scrulesman1234 HOW THE HELL WHOED WANT TO OWN THAT!?

[scrulesman1234]

@1YoshiFan100 ikr? so true so true. I mean this game is kinda *cuckoo cuckoo*. Well, now you just made me lose my pride in typing-lol. :p

[mudkiprules4]

Sounds like R2-D2 jacking off

[StarCassiah]

the concept of the game isnt bad, but the sound FX are ear rape.

[GigoloJustaGigolo]

What the fuck?

No spoilers dude!

[LaHuerca]

I came here for the Mario head...... where ees eet?

[iiJuan]

Haha I remember playing this in Middle School. I was a teachers aid and we did nothing the first few days so the teacher told me "theres some Mario game on the computer you can play". Needless to say, I refused when she asked if I wanted to use it the next day >_>

[SmaMan]

ScrewAttack was right... it does sound like a retarded R2-D2.

And did you hear they're making a Pokemon Typing Game?!

[kill2565]

Holy gravy... Interplay made this?!?!?!!?!?? AAAAAAHHHHH

[xXLloydMagnusXx]

Still better than Mario is Missing.

[superlegoman64]

the sad thing is the nes could do better sound than this game

[FetaCheese222]

@superlegoman64 Heck, the Atari 2600 could do better sound.

[superlegoman64]

@FetaCheese222 yep

[Quitoman]

There must be something wrong with playing this game on newer operating systems because the sound is all fucked up in this video.

Watch Mario Teaches Typing 1992 and the music isn't all fucked up.

[manusia501]

are you never see mario without his cap ??

[spartan132]

I had this game when i was 3. I don't remember it being this horrible (music wise)

[Bulldog22031]

I used this game as a kid, and I do about 115 words a minute now... it obviously works are a good basis

[johnnythesaver]

this game sucks!!! :-|

[kupozu]

in the title screen, luigi is trying to save the princess from this awful game

[luigifan00001]

@kupozu Also Toad has a little snout while running. I mean WTF!?

[Mcheetah]

@kupozu

Hey now! This game got me through the 4th Grade! This and Kid Pix! Sweet, sweet Kid Pix...

[SashaNein]

My first typing game. It's not very effective for those that type higher than 60 WPM, though. The game seems to not be fast enough on the final stages for people that type like crazy mofos.

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Note, INTERPLAY made this game, and as we all know, they made the original Fallout titles, which had little music... Thank god comparing it to this.

[GirLuffer]

Did anyone else notice the sun?...

[steelWindAlchemist]

good old DOS sounds. I think thats what that is.

[feh2]

I'd rather have my cat scream into my ear for an hour then a minute of hearing this.

[xXYaWeXx]

Oaaaaaaaaaaaaahah !!

This fucking annoing noise !!

:D

[viper19861986]

This is what i learned to type on when i was a kid :)

[vjm3]

Finally that sun is HAPPY! :)



[x0TehUber0x]

Lol. mario is watching porn at the start!

[ThePandaLand]

When i type i mainly type with my pointing finger and my middle finger but i can actually type fast :)

[KillerDreck89]

This is a video game that shall not exist.

[FullMetalFurbee]

Thumbs up if you were typing along to this...

[Westygalery]

OMG! WHERE CAN I GET THIS GAME? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[moneyguy210]

annoying

[YoYoKirby1]

i hear a retarded r2d2

[DrFleelix]

has anyone besides me looked at the suns face.

[stickmanpwner64]

That brick sound is annoying

[Shiniigami]

That's using your PINGAS

[siaverx]

aw my ears are hurting stop that stupid music aaaaahhhh XDDD

[linebro]

this music sounds like a retarded R2-D2

[AyeCaramba87]

Anyone know where I can download or at least play it online for free?

[fairybrt]

MEMORIES!!!!!! i SO played this on my IBM computer at school and rocked it :P

[ghgod101]

THE SUN AINT ANGRY!?!?