the mountain goats-No Children w/lyrics

[mariposawolf19]

This is where I am. Nothing matters anymore. I hope I never get sober.

[Seranvali]

I loved it, I laughed all the way through, it's just so over the top! He can't be serious. Somebody tell me he's not serious...

[agprince82]

@Seranvali Quite serious. Consider yourself lucky if you never have to go through these emotions. I am not that lucky.

[Guilmon470]

Oh look, they're singing about my parents. =D .... XD;

[brianwalsh288]

such an amazing song. so full of emotion and anger few can understand.

[neilhondachevy]

Haha probably.

[MegaDrPhilGood]

She probably thinks you want her to die! Haha love this song

[neilhondachevy]

Mi girlfriend hates that I like this song

[ultimatebman]

Its good, but what the fuck is wrong with them?

[D4NKBROA20]

@ultimatebman what the fuck is wrong with you?

[bakerbrown6]

honestley, i dont understand how anyone can call this a romantic song!! yes, the music has beautiful, flowing melodies... but did you listen to the lyrics? that being said, i will admit that when me and my wife saw them live and they played this song, we held hands and gleefully screemed along!

[chokingvictim956]

10 people killed themselves and accidently hit the dislike button on the way down

[KaristaSwiss]

this song is so cold its beautiful :)

[mrgreenpagan]

i fuckin love this song. moral orel brought me here.

[MrCoriluvstosmile]

@mrgreenpagan Me too! It took me so long to find it, I ended up just looking through the soundtrack :)

[chokingvictim956]

@MrCoriluvstosmile

@mrgreenpagan that episode was crazy! haha

[Repsajoner]

@darkmyro it's not about the good side of romance,is it not romance? Romance states love,and what you said that it's the back lash of it.In a way it's a romantic song. like everything in life,there's an oppsite..

[MadVladmcPantz]

This song is going to play at my wedding, when my future wife walks down the asile.

[jdhsfaklfglvjdhf]

catherine barrette, this ones for you

...cunt

[StevenPourciau]

@jdhsfaklfglvjdhf THAT BITCH GOT YOU TOO!?????!! Ha,ha, nah, just fuckin' with ya, but i love this post

[jdhsfaklfglvjdhf]

@StevenPourciau hahahahahaha

[conablis1645]

moral orel

[jacobdurso]

i wouldnt say this is DEPRESSING, but i think i might be dead right now.

[deoderantcan1]

i hate my ex and this song i can so relate to

[KillerH]

I've heard nothing that better suits my old ex than this

[Thunderwolf666]

The uncompromising bitterness is beautiful. Every single line is a solid punch in the guts. Love it to bits.

[darkmyro]

this song is not romantic. this song is about a failing marrage and relationship and wishing that the person you gave your life to is gone forever. this song is about the horrible side of love the side that they dont show in fairy tales the very real side where you think you love someone and by the end of it all your hurt, and you regret every minute that you've waisted with this person. I honestly dont get how someone can see this as a romantic song whn it is so very cleary not.

[jonnyryanmusic]

If i could only listen to John Darnielle's music until i die, I gladly would.

[xyfuras]

Oh man. This song is an exact musical representation of my grandparents!

[Smokasaurus]

8 people are happy with their relationships / lives...

[sethneville]

My friend who turned me onto this song described it as possibly the bitterest song ever written. I think she may be right.

[billzeking]

This song cheers me up in a sinister sort of way whenever I'm upset. It's beautiful.

[1orwell1]

Darkness, hospital, no identity, confusion, boobs, violence, school, work, boobs, no sit-ups, then sit-ups, too much work, no identity, boobs, aaaaaaallllllllcooooohol...and religion, hobbies, still work, old unsatisfied boobs, old, irrelevent, THE GODDAMN OLD UNSATISFIED BOOBS ASSHOLE LAWYER, older, more irrelevant...hospital, confusion, no identity, darkness.

[Sexbeard]

@1orwell1 best thing i have ever read.

[TheSKRFan]

Moral Orel <3 x]

[HardcoreJesus100]

Yea dude. this song is great. im gonna go thru their other songs. beautifully put together.

[MrSteve02284]

It truly is a beautiful song

[thericketts89]

Sometimes morbid stuff like moral and other good Christian parody shows is all the chicken soup you need in a world gone mad:)

[colt456781]

This song describes the Mother and Father in Morel Orel amazingly well. Matter-of-fact, That's where I heard the song!

[2982bigbully]

I like the comical morbidness. Maybe I need help......nah screw that. I hope you die......I hope we both die.

[wickerman6121]

Wombatlord's comment (top) was posted on my birthday. This song (to me) is a funny side of depression.

[Bowler6611]

"I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow; I hope it bleeds all day long" - best line ever written.

[TheRealClaireR]

@JoeyMcjj Hell yeah.

[AnthonyRamirez0]

I Love this song. It makes me happy.

[FLCLrox1]

ah nothing like a good tune to put a smile to my face ^_^

[rlfulgham1]

My friend's girlfriend or ex-girlfriend sent this to me. I don't know what to think. Every time I talk to someone, their "significant other" gets pissed off! At their sig other or me. Don't know why. I just talk about freedom. About hiking through forests, up to the peaks of big mountains. I talk of books -- about Kerouac and Hesse and Lauren van der Post. Men who sought the truth and in doing so, found freedom. Why does that piss off their sig others? I just talk about freedom.

[uratotaltool]

@rlfulgham1 Because free thinking scares people.

[fuckingusernames1]

@rlfulgham1 nobody likes any body with their own free will weird world huh we all want freedom and peace but quiver at the mer thought

[nickdrummer2004]

i hope to never have this happen to me...

i know he isn't this pessimistic really about love. he's just honest...some people have really fucked up lives...depressing...very moving song...



[Phobos1313]

I can see why this was featured on Moral Orel.

[sleepy7895]

I just want to sing this to all the gross couples sucking face instead of air when i'm eating in the lunchroom

[eduardoelmariguano]

i hope i never get sober!

[mynameisvanille]

AWE - SOME.

[woobiefuntime]

thats going to be my wedding song

[hardcorechaiaddict]

@woobiefuntime mine too

[FCKundo]

if i could picture a relationship between my heart and myself this song would be it.

In fact if we get marryed imagine what woud be the wedding song...

[EhEhEpicProductions]

Thumbs off if u think song is super Fucked up :)

[eddiebower]

@EhEhEpicProductions

definitely fucked up but in the best way!

[KingOfTheNarwhals]

This was awesome in Moral Orel.

[M3ch4L1f3]

5 ppl were the dumb friends

[HearMySinging]

The most misanthropic song ever. And somehow we love it.

[emzyk]

the perfect wedding song? If not it should be playing on a loop in all family law firms as office music.

[bangsmccoy1989]

REPLAY BUTTON RAPE TIME

[oklahomaer]

So, what other songs are there like this one. because this one is damn good

[SpleenieMartini]

Thumbs up if your broken heart was ok for two minutes and forty one seconds

[talkindurinthemovie]

Moral orel :D

[Br1KTaST1K]

this song gives me that warm, fuzzy felling everytime i hear it...aaaaahhhh

[wombatlord]

In a weird way, this is the most romantic song I've ever heard.

[omnipotato98]

@wombatlord It's a love song disguised as a breakup song disguised as a love song. Or at least, that's how I think of it.

[bakerbrown6]

@omnipotato98 Its not a love song. i think it is what it seems to be... a "i hate this relationship and i hate you" song.... dam i cant think of an actual mountain goats love song. and to me thats a good thing; the world has enough already.

[omnipotato98]

@bakerbrown6 I don't know...to me it seems like he's talking more about what's going on in his life outside of the relationship, and he's just frustrated with his wife at the moment. But all the lyrics about how he wants to drown with her, and "I hope we both die," makes me want to think he actually has very strong feelings for her but he's just really angry at the moment. But we can agree to disagree; I'm sure you love the song as much as I do.

[bakerbrown6]

@omnipotato98 First of all i totally respect your oppinion- there is certainly more than one way to interpret lyrics, and especially John Darniel's! But in my oppinion he is TOTALLY talking about the relationship. From the first sentance to the last. In fact I believe the whole album is about this totally fucked up relationship. well, and alcoholism too. I do see your point about the whole "i hope we both die" thing. like, if he wasnt in love then he would just want to take himself out, right?

[bakerbrown6]

@bakerbrown6 I take it back- Going to Georia was a love song. and one of my favorites, now that i think about it!

[Obsessionoftheweek]

Ruined the speakers on my computer while listening to this turned all the way up. No regrets.

[noob5000000]

Wonderfully depressing. Seriously an amazing song.

[gettingmoney866]

this song cheers me up is that bad

[TheBluebird12]

@gettingmoney866 Marilyn Manson cheers me up, so i'd say it's okay :)

[whyhowdythereson]

@TheBluebird12 booo....

[TheBluebird12]

@whyhowdythereson boo what?

[whyhowdythereson]

@TheBluebird12 marilyn manson he sucks more then words could ever describe

[ElLocoDiabloNegro]

mad I started crying towards the end singing this song

[Lightavion]

I'm trying to figure out a word to describe the singing. Maybe...white? hmm...nah...

[modem9000]

@Lightavion yeah why isnt it more like that sweaty gorilla booty music

[antislug]

i love u

[23babybeast23]

This sounds like a song that would be on Donnie Darko

[samanthajoyxd]

@23babybeast23

Maybe if No Children was a bad song.

[MidnightWanderer]

Such a bitter song...let this be a lesson to you all that are getting married. Make you and your spose-to-be are marrying for the right reason and not for the "Sake of getting married" Otherwise this will be your theme song in the not so distant future...

Oh, and this song was PERFECT for the "Numb" episode for Moral Orel, a very deep and underrated show IMO..

[tehblackalbino]

Yess the 'nihilists love song' :)

[jfaristide]

This song is the heaviest metal I've heard in ages. What do you have to go through with someone to sing this song to them?

[jesterkills1]

this song is just great, its smart, funny and for some people true, im sorry for them but for now i will laugh myself stupid, wait...

[anonymouse8342]

this song is hilarious. i love it

[MsGoldenMorning]

#5 - I hit the dislike button - on purpose :)

Came to hear the Mtn Goats, not impressed with this song, but will check out some of their other stuff. And yes, I already have a child, however, this song wouldn't have cut it with me twenty years ago either.

[Diablo112687]

@MsGoldenMorning We aren't impressed with you either. What are you known for? Oh yeah... nothing.

[MsGoldenMorning]

@Diablo112687 I don't share an interest in the artist so you attack my character... how absolutely perfect of you. Almost like it was on que.... .such a broad mind you have to accept others opinions.

[Diablo112687]

@MsGoldenMorning First of all you attacked the artist first. Second of all I do not subscribe to those thoughts. I will attack you as I please... if you want to argue with me go right ahead.

[MsGoldenMorning]

@Diablo112687 Yes Diable, I "attacked" the artist so you attacked my character "What are you known for? Oh yeah... nothing" There is no arguement here. I made a point and you confirmed it. You don't subscribe to the thoughts tht allow people to have a difference of opinion and express it. If you "attacked" Janis Joplin, I wouldn't attack you... might not agree or understand how you couldn't like her, but seriously wouldn't call you a nothing because you didn't share my interest in her.

[sometimesidream11]

i dont.. understand...

[Johnobscene]

@sometimesidream11 you dont have to. just embrace it.

[ghirignogno]

4 people already have children

[crystina99]

so sad and so emotional. i love the energy of this song even if its sad

[Distraughtamus]

This is our song baby, They're playing our song.

[GingerSnapLove13]

don't worry be happy?

[k9monkey1]

this song touched 3 people so much the tears in there eyes burnt them and pressed the dislike button

[kenmabie]

@k9monkey1 more like 3 people realized this song mirrors their lives and in a fit of arrogance they hit the dislike button so they can try to keep living in their warm blankey of a lie

[icebear727]

Oh, Karkles. XD

[LOLaches]

LOLthis.

Isaac graaham cover got it right.

(Check him out if you haven't already. Ace, man, really. youtube.com/user/isaacgrahammu­sic) :)

[missmaddii]

DFTBA.

:)

[lifeblighter]

Dino Stamatopoulos

or if your a Community fan Star-Burns. Yet another reason I love Morel Oral showed me The Mountain Goats.

[MAGSANDGEORGEWEASLEY]

@lifeblighter Considering it's Moral Orel.

[ysgaisyih]

i had to play that one twice. i thought this song was by that guy with the rediculously long name that did morel oral. thats what i get for thinking, this rocks!

[xXjb113Xx]

ILLUMINATI 2013

BIOLOGICAL ATTACK

NWO

END OF THE WORLD

SPREAD THE NEWS!!!

[Demonkitsun]

@xXjb113Xx Spread the news, Humanity will belieave anything that leads to their own demise

[CordyBear1]

These guys sound like Polaris/Miracle Legion, just a little bit...

P.S. John sent me.

[swarrior80]

this went sooo great with moral orel its amazing

[IndieAeriElle]

This song reminds me of my boyfriend. :)

I sing him lines from it daily.

Namely, "I hope you die, I hope we both die."

[guitarlord247]

i dedicate this song to my soul sucking bitch of a wife

[OtherSisster]

@guitarlord247 Not cool ok she could read this?

[socrack]

@OtherSisster and then she would know how much she is appreciated lol. One of my fav songs of all time

[awdldtproductions]

@guitarlord247 agreed man

[Br1KTaST1K]

@guitarlord247

hahah me too..but ex wife now

[HorseRider11223]

@guitarlord247 no! You must lie and tell everyone she was a good wife!! D:

[fucktheesshiz]

@guitarlord247 and my cunt ex fiancee, who wont allow me to even see my son

[CoolHandBernard]

@guitarlord247 Very original buddy

[SharptoothedGrin]

And here's a heartfelt shot out to my ex gf LMAO

[24HourProductions]

Three people have happy, loving relationships.

[FoolishTheMortal]

I dislike the picture. It's not about a break up. It's the opposite.

[xZexionIenzox]

This song makes me smile. Is that bad?

[iAmMcdizzle09]

@xZexionIenzox me too and i dont know

[KingTutle]

Brutal.

[LongToungedLiar]

Every time I listen to this song something horrible happens in my life. Damn them for making it such an addicting song.

[alchoholic20]

No better description of an alcoholic or addict and I am a lot of the first and sometimes the second.i've burnt so many bridges with my alcoholism that it would drive most people to suicide as it has me during many blackouts.

[TypicalJAFO]

Some songs just speak the truth. No Children is one of them.

[WhiteSpartanWolf]

My bieber fever is cured

[alchoholic20]

This song is a bit morose but thats alright.

[juliadennehy]

'Followers' get married. Intelligent people question this outdated practice and having children, and stay single and childfree. It's SO wonderful to have a house and a nice big bed to... yourself!!!

[JiaBlackholesun]

@juliadennehy some people like having another person in their bed. Some people like kids. More power to them, I say.

[Demonkitsun]

@juliadennehy Then there is the little part about the human race dying out from lack of reproduction.... And marriage, Even in the eyes of an athiest is important, Because it ensures the child -Lives- to become a productive member of society, Or just lives past the stage of Embryo and becomes a fully functional human, Marraige and Children = The esnurance of our race.

[LizTheLyre]

@Demonkitsun meh, im pretty sure the human race isnt in danger of extinction. we've over populated the Earth already, if everyone has more kids then it'll just get worse, but i understand what your saying.

[Demonkitsun]

@LizTheLyre Population was not what I'm speaking about.

[TheNewAnarch]

This sounds alot like an Andrew Jackson Jihad song.

[3Amilia]

i love it

[b420luntman]

This is such a well written song.

[NewMusicFan91]

John Green likes this?

[solidfox13]

sucide dont listen fight

[katielynn955]

this is the worst song that ive ever heard!

[RapeingSquid]

@katielynn955 thats cause you are a girl. Every guy feels this way about one girl in his life

[solidfox13]

when ur like him hope weed is legal cause he need it very badly this is what its for

[RoseHeart1234]

This song is disappuionting!:(

[yousuperpussy]

this is a great song. i think of it as a very happy song though. just because it perfectly describes what it's trying to.

[MariaRawrz]

"i hope i cut myself shaving and i hope it bleeds all day." - WTF

[TheKitkat01281981]

reminds me of my ex..

[DKinstone]

@TheKitkat01281981 sent it to mine :D

[jeremyshambles]

damn, this song rings too damn true right now. thanks kindly for sharing it, cheers

[scofield67011]

fucking great song to us who understand

[RapeingSquid]

@scofield67011 and so little of us do mate, so little do

[torrmeg89]

I love how cool and casual this song is- perfect for those days when i can't be fucked dealing with anyone.

[muthafuckinsatan]

this song is so depressingly funny....awesome

[JEriCHoOxXD3]

this is so emo

[hockeynoah7]

.... im guessing he is a nihilist... gut just a guess

[specslady1inmil]

well this song is grim but in most marriages that have failed most people have these thoughts...At this was the case for most people with failed marriages i know...

[coreybusby]

My favorite drinking song.

Thanks for posting this.

[keytoafterlife]

@coreybusby

What!?

this is a terrible drinking song!

D:

[coreybusby]

@keytoafterlife

Not to me, l just love to knock back a bottle of whiskey while playing this song over and over, and over,and over until the bottle is empty or l want to bash my skull in because when l drink l'm happy.

[keytoafterlife]

@coreybusby

oh, nevermind then

haha

i'm pretty jealous

when i'm drunk i am very susceptible to spontaneous and hysterical sadness

[coreybusby]

@keytoafterlife

Yeah whiskey sure dose bring back some fond memories of my childhood.(not being sarcastic)

l'v still got a scar on my forhead from when l was 6, and my biological father slashed at me with a broken Jim Beam bottle.(still not being sarcastic)

[keytoafterlife]

@coreybusby

that wouldn't be a positive memory in my head...

i tend to stay away from my parents anyhow

[coreybusby]

@keytoafterlife Sadlly thats the best memory l have of my biological father.

[keytoafterlife]

@coreybusby

hey mangg

i'm working on a time machine

want me to mix things up?

[coreybusby]

@keytoafterlife

Na, the way l see it if l hadn't went through all the terribble shit l went through l'd quite possably be dead by my own hands by now do to bordem, and on the bright side of things l'm less suicidal than ever. Thanks though.

[keytoafterlife]

@coreybusby

yeah, mang

what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

though, boredom is (in my opinion) a terrible reason to want to not-exist

:P