Shit Southern Gay Guys Say

[FalafellFo]

ROFL!

[GaladedridDamodred]

Why can't Australian gay guys be like this?

[gdude99]

i mighta been born just plain white trash... but fancy was my name hahahaha love it

[baranxi]

...I got the Golden Girls reference. So proud of myself.

[SecillianOEspanol]

"I may have been born just plain white trash....but fancy was my name" ROTFL

[JOJO22858]

That is hilarious!! I am an older southern QUEEN and I used to OWN his brown suede

sweater jacket!! I had it for many, many years. LOL!! He really does remind me of many

gay men I have known in the south over the years. Very Funny.

[skittles10001000]

hahah

[lovaizan]

lmao



[InsidersHealthTV]

The junk food slap down takes the cake on the Shit Health Snobs Say video!

[ForClassyEyesOnly]

wait no stop. IS THAT A GIGI'S CUPCAKE BOX IN THE BACKGROUND?

[sgCBh]

In the South, we don't say "Sweet Tea", nor do we say "Iced Tea". We say "Tea". If you want it unsweetened, that's on you. If you want it hot, also on you.

[BansheeMilk]

see "SHIT ANDY ROONEY SAYS"....so funny

[kimberly1evette]

I didn't hear a Golden Girls reference but I did hear a Designing Women reference....

[hellohappytime]

@kimberly1evette The Golden Girls had the episode where they're dressed up like nuns.

[LobOverTheBackhand]

Love the Golden Girls reference!!

[Cgarrett13TV]

This is so ridiculous. Lmao.

[RabbitPatronus]

"guuuurrl" haha XD

[malvolo5111]

I live in Arkansas, and this is absolutely stupid.

[twixxbarr1]

"I was taught manners, If I have something bad to say about you, I'm gonna say it behind your back."

[LunaXInferno]

sounds just like my stepmom! lmao

[xximootoxx]

More people need to know about Designing Women~

[CFowler71]

I'm sorry but shit black gays say was so much funnier. This was kind of generic

[kelmoe417]

I watch this video waaaayyyy too much <3 I wanna be your BFF! lol

[SabraMagdalena]

She is such a bitch; bless her heart!

[davidwoodward2008]

i got diet coke, vodka and sweet tea lol

[brief1226]

Damn Beverly Leslie lol

[rvggarcon]

Well he teaches Sunday school, so he can't be out, he'll get kicked out. LOL

[musicguy713]

some of this is true :P

[IrishUAGudDay]

So true!

[worldofhermits]

Painfully unfunny/untrue, oop.

[Californiakid5]

Way to add to the stereotypes

[nicolexists]

your southern accent is horrendous

[babyboo3ish]

Lol i have a guy friend who says the gayest shid like "Ugh, someone needs to slap the bitch" "Those lazy asses, ugh i just wanna slap the bitches" "Oh mi gawd, YES!" "I love my black friends!" "No way! Really?" "That's what she said!" "Bitch" -_- "Hey, do gay guys have bigger dicks?" "And she was like SHUT UP! and i was like BITCH FUCK OFF!" But yeah i think this is the most common used words for gay guys in Texas. Honestly i've never heard a gay guy in Texas say any of these this guy just said

[Jamsessionroom1337]

This is how sheldon acts?

[420simpson]

@Jamsessionroom1337 well that makes sense. the guy that plays sheldon is from Texas (like his character on the show) and in real life is gay.

[queolkid13202]

more like things southern flamboyants say *eye roll*

[Ctmagnus]

Hey Honey, this is great! Glad to see you are alive and kicking. Keep up the good work! See you at the Blue Monkey for trivia sometime maybe? *smirk*

[supersparkalicious]

Oh why can't there be nice southern guys like this where I stay!? Need to move to the US from Scotland I think :P

[Firefly2183]

You won me over with the "Bless your heart"...my gay southern friend spits that out all the damn time.

[faymouschen]

HAHAHAHAHA! I'm in love!

[wwqqblah00]

I love the Gigi's Cupcakes box in the kitchen :)))

[MrMadscotsman]

Perfect!

[greendaylover418]

I didn't know they made Southern gay guys...

[Gurgi1990]

@greendaylover418 Bless your heart, you haven't spent much time in the South have you, honey?

[KatlynnTaylor]

It's okay to talk bad about people in GA as long as you say "Bless her heart first." :p

[guitarmasta96]

i may have been born just plain white trash but fancy was my name

[oo710x7]

Ha Love this video!! You're fabulous darling!!! :)

[TeleTubbiesRDaaBomb]

he kinda looks like scott...just a litttle

[Gurgi1990]

She was THE MISS GEORGIA!

[productreed]

Two glaring omissions: antiques and rest stops.

[KatelynDesiree]

Smokin the pipe! Memphis classic!

[brightneonstripes]

@sensoriussupremus lol well he is in baltimore now... actually he acts like a black girl

[ImMeezybaby]

LMAOOOO "And he said I'll give you a reason to cry ." 

[Zerna11]

Southern is my home :3.  Oregon folk are like- why do you say y'all all the time.

[NamelessAidan]

Seems like a lot of these are more like ''sh*t drunk gay southern guys say"

[Gurgi1990]

@NamelessAidan ...Its the south...we are always at least buzzed

[bonusifyoufall]

hit replay a few 100 times :)

[shanedawsonlover35]

The dipping one is sooooo true

[DAMMITPANDA]

Queers dip?? FGor real??

[Jing737]

What's sad is I've said a few of these things, and I'm a northern gay, lol.

[ashleysawesomeness11]

My uncle was a southern gay. Now he's a northwestern gay. I liked him better when e was just a closet gay. I mean, I'm gay and open about but i don't go around dressed like I'm overly butch or overly femme. I'm femme and so is he. That's a major shame. He should stop going out in skirts.

[URRichmond2013]

This is my favorite of the Sh*t ________ people say videos! So funny!

[Andrew71296]

This video deserves more likes and views.

[LindseyRafikiLove]

@Tupac1524 I love my brother, and my entire family does as well.

[lilhamham21]

"That is the night the lights when out in Georgiaaaa.... I might have been born just plain white trash but fancy was a my name."

[yeahbuddyy143]

The higher the hair, the closer to GAAWWD!

[NBlunierProductions]

@yeahbuddyy143 reading that and hearing it at the same time made me laugh so hard

[francisMHwhite89]

"WORKIN 9 TO FIIIIVVVVEE" LMAO!

[theonlylocust]

fags rot in hell

[overbyjames]

I have a gay cousin who lives in Louisiana, and this is EXACTLY what he sounds like.

[Monieciab]

lmao

[cjhaas1986]

should read "shit gay people shouldn't post on youtube"

[Babii2Ladii]

-Lmao-

[motocrossheart]

no

[paulcognito]

LOL

[EdwardP88]

"That is the night the lights went out in Georgia" LMAO

[KTxO5]

i hate gay ppl stay away from me

[KurtGleek123]

@KTxO5 Hey fuck you.

[KurtGleek123]

@KurtGleek123 I aint gay but my sister was nd she killed herself. so shut the fuck up.

[wolfy7812]

@KurtGleek123 That's gay

[Maxdwolf]

Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

[g2dashizal]

Im taking names and kicking ass!

[skippy11]

I'm originally from the north east & moved to Atlanta a few years ago. I found this video hilarious, thank you for sharing. Especially, "I was taught manners..ok..so if I have something bad to say about you, I am going to say it behind your back." That seems pretty prevalent amongst the southern population...and I just thought everyone was so nice..haha jk jk! :)

[SarasTheHeezy]

put a little south in your mouth ;)

[ChessieCat100]

I live in Nashville TN and I cannot stand when people like this guy make videos with a FAKE southern accent. Any accent can be faked EXCEPT for southern accents.

[TetraUbik]

fucking hilarious. 

[nevershoutkelsie211]

bless her heart! yes! haha

[TheLadycolts1]

this video is sooo weird all gays say this stuff

[iCunty]

Its no shade if you dont know the girls say shit like this then you will gagg on life... bitchhhhhhhh

[TomsFriendKake]

Whats wrong with dippers? Thats how I quit smoking. Oh well, your loss.

[lykelol9]

the higher the hair the closer to GAAWWWWD

[tankrip77]

@hellohappytime just wanted to say i think you are positively gorgeous, and I could listen to you all night ;)

[eeli1]

"I might have been born just plain white trash but fancy was my name" *in tears* LOL

[MISSzLMFAO]

PUT A LITTLE SOUTH IN YUR MOUTH!(:

[whoopdeedoo52]

The Designing Women references are DESTROYING me. Mainly because they're so true.

[debbiecakezify]

I don't like country music but I love Dolly Parton LMAO! I'm a straight girl n this is so true to many here xDD

[tstew660]

Ok southern guys don't sound like this

[Sa5mTV]

I'm from the south and this sounds just like my gay friends

[LettingSparksFly]

this is so truuue

[michellechasez81]

"She is such a bitch! Bless her heart" LMAO!

[8976marcell]

Southerners do not sound like that....Im from the south i would know

[jupiterjelly]

THAT is the night the lights went out in Georgia!! lmao

[dsnfldgfds]

B+

[kaicrazy]

The Designing Women quotes are killing me!!! This was very funny. 

[luis7750]

there are no gays in the south

[rynoxxxx]

@luis7750 i beg to differ i live in S.C and have quite a few gay friends



[xusmcguy]

@luis7750 Have you been listening to that asshole Ahmadinejad again?

[ohfriggina]

Hahahaha I have heard so many people (gay guys AND straight girls) say "the higher the hair the closer to God"!

[MzBatyah]

You like Gigi's Cupcakes!!! :-) *looks at the box*

[XxGothicMermaidxX]

1:18-1:24 "You ain't never gonna get nowhere smokin' papaya!"

[tynespeirce]

lol!!! i laughed so hard, there are tears streaming down my face!!! lol

[HugeGene]

Stinkingly funny!

[vacel19]

Eeh!:/

[CharlestonAnnie]

ty so much !! please do more ! b-safe y'hear !

[twiggcrayon]

Congrats on 1 million views!!

[bloodyunicorns]

i might have been born just plain white trash, but FANCY was my name!

[graffiticatdog]

NO

[riddleuscg]

Love it! Love the Gigi's cupcake box in background..yum

[cracks21229]

Funny stuff. 

[alli2789]

@LoochiVega

Well..it had everything to do with the statement I was commenting on. He was using the "if homosexuality was 'natural' it would occur in nature" argument. I was simply saying that you cannot use that argument to prove a point because homosexuality, in fact, does occur in nature. In hundreds of species. I never said that animals have cognitive ability to distinguish between moral and immoral. It annoys me when people spout off nonsense and use it as fact. As for the comment you said

[Specialchimp]

get the fuck out

[MsRyrybread]

The higher the hair the closer to GGGAAAWWWDDDD!! :D

[93toxicshock]

That is the night the lights went out in GEORGIA

[COiREiD]

She is suchhhh a bitch...Bless her heart.

[RattlingCockroach]

I'm from Texas and... Bless her heart and y'all are soo true!!!

[crimsonrose013]

i <3 this video, make another one please!!! :)

[DesAllen7]

only a gay dude from the south would make a video representing himself (a satire to himself) and still totally being off by a long shot as to how southern gay men actually are. oh and if you want to challenge me, bitches don't even start...i watch The A List: Dallas, Most Eligible Dallas, Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys AND Big Rich Texas...

[dude75able]

rednecks smell like cow shit, marry their sisters and brew moonshine for a living!

[SleepTown123]

is that a gigi's cupcake box???



[bluefromanairplane]

@SleepTown123 haha thats what i said!!! i LOVE gigi's

[AG8778]

What southern town would this guy be from?

[scurly7]

"bless her heart" is my fav lmao cus i've heard them say that lmao!

[Karenwise69]

CHECK OUT -> SHIT GIRLS SAY TO POLICE :)

[thewhitewingedangel]

Watch this video over and over just for the white trash bit and the south in your mouth. Love it!!

[EthanCole15]

LMFAO!!! "Bless her heart" heard that sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo many times!

[StephanSlaughter]

gay?

[193614]

lol the lights out in georgia one got me LOL

[cande18z]

She is such a bitch....Bless her heart LMAO

[celebopp5]

Ahahahahaa!!

[AnAscendingAngel]

I don't like country music but I love Taylor Swift.. does that count? lol

[Linuxrat]

So southern it's painful! 

[DiamondPilotDan]

southern gays? do you know what they do to gays in the south?!?

[TheNewnice]

@DiamondPilotDan

what?

[Runawayluv19]

So according to this video i am a southern gay guy ... cool

[dancingD34]

Shit Idaho* Gay Guys Say.

[LiesWoman]

O_O for a sec I got scared cuz my name is Brittany ...

[MutatedLove]

You're really cute! 

[Megancalls5000]

The higher the hair THE CLOSER TO GOOODDDDDDD

[the1angelprincess]

are you from savannah?

[Fantabulism]

@Tupac1524 You make all Tupac fans look horrible. GTFO, you fucktard.

[ilyJBIEBSurGF]

This is great, someone that actually halfway knows us southerners :)

[MacrellamonDeWitts]

"Bless her heart." Perfect. 

[SkyDawnandSun]

Lol!

[ClawlessReaver]

lol :L

[geminiangel91]

WERQ ! LMAO i love this <3