Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[Ziomano]

It's not a toomah !! :D

F-ing hilarious !! 2:56

[CoolShadesBro]

lol half the things arnold says in this are on the soundboard ha

[iamjoseph951]

LOL boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

[brettsworld99]

realy?

[luarionte]

What's that????

IT'S THE "FIAH ALAHM"!!!!!

[joall132]

the twins scared the shit out of me!!

[kbomb13]

best movie in the world

[thedinerza]

My daddy is a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day.

[StuH42]

GIVE THIS PEOPLE AIR!!!

[XVonGrimmX]

He's a poopoo head....

says the kid with his legs crossed lol

[ItsJejee]

lmfaooooo ! 2:04

[wweryan0]

4:32 - 4:36 ROFL

[sshomero]

3:04

[GingersIHate]

its naht a tumah, at all.

[swupstik]

His head is so big he can't wear any hats! LOLOLOL

[drplbiftin]

thanks for the tip!

[feelerr]

2:05 little Gage from Pet Sematary!

[jameswaiteuk]

Kindergarton Cop! What a film! Brilliant childhood memories :O)

[beatlesque]

4:55

[kyle7566]

what movie is this?

[TheMarinaMina]

ahh..they r so cute

[manow05]

LOOOL 4:51

[dngl21]

I'M ON FIRE! YEAH! hahaha

[TheRationalRant]

It's not a Toomah!

[terminaterjohn]

So this is where Austrian Death Machine gets theor titles lololol!!!!

[emokid991]

hahahha

quiet

[g4tech]

Hahahahaha

Quiet

[FireKracker44]

ITS NOT A TUMOR! NOT A TUMOR

[Steele151]

My Daddy looks at Vaginas all day long!haha

[kyle7566]

lol

[chuckydog]

lol tumah.

[Levyathan94]

IT'S NOT A TUMAHR xD

[jpcurley25]

4:52 I love it :)

[rhobbyj]

ITS NOT A TUMOR!!!!!!!!

[MartinKiller88]

Zis mehn iz undehr ahhest !!

[Globalnet626]

Zeh Cookies Ah Done!

Medic speech

[WhiteSlift]

Not even the security guys believe he's a real cop.

[LudicrousScotty101]

Im a cop you Idiotttt!!!!.

[iu2bibys]

5:00 "Mi papá trabaja en la casa y él juega conmigo mucho." (My dad works in the house and he plays with me a lot)

[1982elenita]

Yeah jaja...very sweet and did you know that that little girl is Odette Yustman from Coverfield? She plays Beth :)

[123market456]

2:03 Best and cutest line ever!! Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina!! hahahaha

[Ken8ball123]

"its not a tumor!"

XD love that line!

[mikeshinoda943]

Boys have diccs, and grlz have cvnts.

[kevans7744]

lol at the twins 4:33

[dancer857]

"He's a poo poo face"

>:O

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

[toodaloos93]

It's not a TUMA.

[seiya209]

arnold looks handsome in this movie

[bttfspencer]

iye huv uh witnees two iytes myuda wuhn dis tyme nowe yaw myine

[reyders2]

HE'S A CACCA POOPOO!!!!!!

[stinkytacolover]

my dad is a gynecologist and he looks at vagina's all day

[mikeshinoda943]

Yo jvst made me want to be a gynecoologist.

[Dedokai32]

'hahaha quiet'

[xHamscramx]

...IT'S A FIYAH ALAAHM!!!

[BigAlexender]

ETTZ NOTT A TUMAAA

TUMAAA AT ALL

[lizzilobdob]

it's not a tooooooooma

[SMOOTHGROOVER7]

Im detective Jawyn Kymbuuwl!!!!!!!!!!!

[ballsacktyrant]

hahah Drew Barrymore's jokes 7:32-7:49

[WorthingStProjects]

Thats not Drew Barrymore.

[LinkBulletBill]

Eet's Naw Ta Tuma!

[SyphonFilter0]

I'm a cop you idiot! i'm detective john kimble! this man is under arrest!

[suckerdwsp316]

i was in a bad mood today. nothin like kindergarten cop to cheer me up !!!

[nevin540]

Eets not ah tumaahhh.

[crisam17]

MI PAPA KHOLA CASA..loool

[MeltedDeath]

If I was Arnold, I'd get a transfer. FAR from Cali. But that's why I'm not Arnold.

[wildlifehunter]

wats this movie called

[deangeoff]

kindergarden cop

[bigboy497847]

God, these kids know a bit to much then they should xD

[Erago575]

just like u

[RAPINGCAT]

I knew more when I was in kindergarten

[chalklot]

that kid sounds like a robot. beep boop beep boys have penis...boop boop beep girls have vagina

[Soup84]

hahahaha

[noblebeech]

"Caleefourneeah!"

[Wood1882]

HES A POO POO FACE

[ProfessorCrow]

It's nawt a Tumah!

[BoogietronChampion]

i like the kids face after he says "and he looks at vaginas all day long"

[coolkidalicia]

peple who watched this are weird and baby's

[Goodwrench12345]

4:52 my dad is a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day long

[ILUVGloomyBear]

hahaha

"thanks for the tip"

[idontknowyounow]

true i like young as u can legally get them :P

[idontknowyounow]

4:53 LOL your dad has the best job! haha! funny kid *cute* ^^

[volgin]

You think that looking into ill stinky hairy vaginas is nice? ginecologists get to see WAAY more old stinky vaginas than those that look nice and young.

[LordOfCookies123]

ITS NOT A TOUMOH!

[YourDaddy217]

Who is your daddy and what does he do ? hahahahahahahaha

[JoeKickass070]

"lets all play together it'll be fun ;)"

"LEAVE ME ALONE!"

[615211]

at 6:07 the kid with the stripped shirt nd orange hat is brian burney a relief pitcher for the new york yankees

[YustmanOdette]

Aguante Odette Yustman kien diria?

[beidlgsicht]

love the scene 5:00 - 5:06

[InfamousBlocker]

My daddy for your information is dead asshole and "STOP WHINING"

[LukeMaster118]

I'm on fiire!! Ah I'm on fire!!

[84Nino]

"our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine" too frickin good video

[ZteveN18]

i just pissed my pants XD

[Patrioticsoldr]

My dad is a carnicologist and he looks at vaginas all day long. Lmfao

[Germanboy567]

boys have a penis and girls have a vaaaagina

[mackyjaniceantawn]

yea, and thanks for the tip

[NeoTStyle]

This movie looks awesome. I need to see it. .___.

But what's with these weird kids?

[2pac4life400]

an`t that lil gurl wit the overalls is Drew Berrymore....o wait never mind during the 80`s she wuzz lil this movie wuzz made in the 90`s but that lil gurl looks familiar tho

i love that word FAMILIAR i used 2 say it all the time in the 90`s while watchin good ol Nickelodeon *sigh* the good years do go by huh

[sighyourhero]

The girl at around 5:00 is Odette Yustman. She was the main girl in Cloverfield.

[Wolverine22345]

"Boys have a penis,grils have a vagina"

"Thanks for the tip"!ROFL LMAO!

[darrellkaiser1985]

4:32

WOW.

[puremana22]

ah detacded jon kimo

[ninjadawg84]

IT'S NAHT A TUMA!

XD

[shnelnel]

ha ha ha Quiet

[coolkidalicia]

to miket4383 John McCain WAS NOT NOT in this movie at all I looked on imdb and searched John McCain AND HE WAS NOT in this movie

[Ivanshere]

John McCain makes good Pizza - this kid is a worthless little perverted fuck.

[Ivanshere]

Woops I mistaken this kid with that kid who loves penises and vaginas that other kid rules lol woops.

[PhilBlythe25]

It worries me that i don't think your being sarcastic.

Wow...

[miket4383]

I didn't know that John McCain was in this when he was a kid. You can see him at 4:44.

[canman87]

"Thanks for the tip."

Hahaha.

[MetaIhead89]

amah kahp you eediut!!

[JayRicci7891]

"My dad works on computers, and he's the boss of his company, and um, he has a moustache and a beard. yeah... he does'nt have that much hair and um, and his head is so big he can't wear any hats." loool

[football4life55]

My Daddys a Gynetoligst he looks at vaginas all day long HAHA!!

[calapanpo]

naht a tumar?

[poralentierno]

arnold...lool he was soooo...not a good actor but he certainly had great a moscular body good for action films!

[parkour720]

he was the best actor.

[poralentierno]

yes! only second to paris hilton!

[parkour720]

paris hilton? naaa.-.

[legendarybloodfang]

our mom says our dad is a real sex machine

"good"

lol

[qman786]

where the heck did the kids pick up stuff like that? lmao, i know it's a movie but damn! i love this film

[manojara2009]

man i can't watch this film without crying of laughter!! keep expecting him to say "Fuck you" or "You son of a bitch"!! hahahahahaha

[drako131]

2:05 my hero lol

[theguycalledchris]

Dude, these kids must have balls of STEEL to not obey Arnie when he commands them.

[Darkmoone1]

WTF is wrong with these kids

Boy:boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

O.o

[MissLeigh78]

Nothing's wrong with them.

What's wrong with you, would be a better question.

[Darkmoone1]

What are you talking about??? Boys and girls shouldn't be talking about this at that age.

[PortugalGP]

WHO IS YOO DADDY AND WHAT DOOES HE DOO?

[gottstein]

My Dad's a Gynaecologist.

He looks at Vagina all day long.

[ForteRake]

that part was huge.. man that little kid is hilarious!!

[YellingInMyEar]

IT'S NAHT A TOOMAR

[thabooger]

he's a poo poo head

yea hes a poo poo face

hes a kaka poo poo

[ILuvJoshFarro929]

That little boy that stood up and said "Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina." looks just like my little cousin Hunter Paul.

[grabbland]

Odette yustman so cute 05

[greatgames148]

IM A COP YOU EEDIOT!

[joelibz]

ITS NOT A TUMOR

[oogady33]

My dad is a caricologist....and he looks at vaginas all day long xD LMAO!!!

[distanceteam08]

it's gynecologist not caricologist lol.. but indeed very funny

[ezhacker2]

My dad is a caricologist....and he looks at vaginas all day long.. LMFAOOOO

[emilime950]

whats the movie please answer ill subb if you answer ok

[thiny93]

kindergarden cop lol

[GevorkGAkopyan]

Kindergarden Cop

[mrdave777]

ITS NOT A TUMOR....isnt that one of the best lines of all time?

[5420maruu]

the little girl who talks in spanish, the one of two ponytails, is odette yustman from cloverfield and the unborn.

[JaktFibaz]

no pedo?

[cHeRrYbOmB232]

it's not a TUMAAAH

[llandon1000]

he looks so young

[djjofive]

haha imagine if a teacher tried to un-buckle a girls overalls in today's world haha

[yaspaige]

"boys have penis girls have a vagina" lol, hard to believe thats the little lad out of pet sematary!

[flarn2006]

3:06

[HulkSmash5000]

just so you know the cute and adorable girl in 3:55 is Sarah Rose Karr

[Ivanshere]

who gives a shit you pedo! lol

[MetaIhead89]

LOL

[Ivanshere]

hahaha I always say this stuff at school XD

[Ioini]

Chris Hansen says hi

[littlebabycheeses24]

OMG thank you for telling me her name i have always thought she bore a resemblence to joan cussack and was convinced it was but she is too old. Thank you. :)

[Kingvenom7]

arnold face when the twins said her father is a sex machine, and the little spanish girl, hahahah arnold's face is pricelesss

[hotwheelpro025]

5:00 she say ( i speak spanish )  My dad works in my house and he plays with me a lot

[aniya1234a]

5:50 ITS A FIYAH ALARM !! lMFAOOO

[AutomaticGood76137]

LOL, Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.. Lol

[tqsuited]

Thanks for the tip

[bumerys001]

"Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine" :D

[usercemal]

Which one is your cock and How big is it?

[lucasroxdanoobz]

lolmidget

[1337GamingVideos]

Its Not A Tumor! XDXD

[anubisthagod]

5:00 its odette yustman from cloverfield

[adarov]

3:55 this is the cutest girl i have ever seen im my life!@#!@3

[zamant88]

One of the girls makes it sound like hes a loan shark!!! hahahaha

[derangedband]

hahaha! this film is so great! :D

[ChickenAttackForce]

"my daddy's a gynecologist and... and he looks at vaginas all day long" LOL

[EricVillarreal009]

I TOTALLY AGREE. THAT WAS FUNNY.

[BushFries]

BEST JOB EVER!

[carmgn56]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!! boys have a penis and girls have a vagina! XD!

[kunigas123]

thanks for the tip.

[Leftfootbeats]

2:15 someone shrunk Joan Cusack.

[sonlatino1]

all Arnold's Prank calls audio have been taken from this movie I think!

[qazwsxoi]

get to the choopa!!