The Perfect Girlfriend

[ashfaqul11]

SHE IS ACHING FOR PENIS

[NtoxicatedForum]

BOING!!!

[soundvisionary13]

@zepepelin Ironic that you're named after one of the UK's best bands. Ask the English. While the world is entranced in dividing themselves about religion in almost every country,the religion in England is Booze and Fags. look out your window(If you live in the UK) at any corner and that is what you will see.

[SuperThirstyfish]

I would massage my cock between her tities until my dick turns yellow and blue, and starts pulsing from the excessive inflammation.

[jjmillr420]

What?

[elcocodriloazul]

i wonder when can i meet her!

[SoCalAries]

while you're out with the guys she's got a guy in her

[dejosse69]

@SoCalAries

haha i wanted to post the same thing! xD

[SoCalAries]

i dont care because i have a secret fit & passionate lover & you're paying my rent

[clavin2007]

she just wants citizenship few years from now shes doing your black neighbor..

[blackeroni]

@clavin2007 Good thing i`m black then.

[leloodallasmultipass]

i dont care about fooseball and strip clubs but if she doesn't have a gag reflex, then she's perfect.

[redneckcowboy7100]

id tap that, but then agin she has a lot of experience, being a pornstar, i bet this is for a porno

[elusuario989]

I want a hot gf that let's me fuck her in the ass, and then suck my dick nice and slow.. XD

[Andy47357]

wow she sounds fun better than mine

[SuperAnthonysantos]

Omg perfect girl I can have you and go to the strip tease yes! I fuckng love you

[bigfatdick5000]

SHE'S A PORNSTAR - ELENA GRIMALDI

[eisaigiatnpoutso]

if I had that chick I wouldnt mind for anything

[popaddict]

I she supposed to be a hooker?

[redneckcowboy7100]

@popaddict shes a porn star, this is probly for an adult film

[MessageWarning]

JESUS CHRIST can save you ! Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here

[CaptRhett1]

I've found a perfect woman, and I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf and dumb and oversexed, and oiwns a liquor store.

[JR1070]

What she didnt say is that she can do whatever she wants too...lol

[ohalicerose]

wtf i seriously hope that's not really the perfect girlfriend. might as well just go out with a blow up doll really

[yytfreestyler10]

but will she blend?



[jellytubess]

I DUNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HTIS BITCH IS SEYIN??!

[EnsaiyaN]

mudflaps ahaha

[Onnajaja]

These comments make me feel pretty much useless as a girl. when really, you boys are nothing without us.

[gyxx11]

@Onnajaja actualy that is wrong, without men you would be nothing! probably even dead. everything in this world that makes up your modern life was done at the cost of blood, sweat, and intellect of men inspite of oppressive governments, wars, famine, disease and providing for women and children. without men the world would come to a grinding halt, this can not be said about women. we men get along just fine without you! without women we might be a bit more lonely sometimes thats about all.

[jimmyydeann]

@gyxx11 lmao I literally don't even have words to describe your pig headed bull shit. Without women you wouldn't be dead... you just wouldn't exist, show some respect. What happened when men were drafted years ago? women took over and did just fine... society didn't collapse, the world didn't end... we were just fine! We are all equal. I genuinely do feel bad for whatever you have to over compensate so hard for, maybe try getting an education;] ?

[gyxx11]

@jimmyydeann im not being pig headed, men are the builders of society, period! women add valuable contributions sure but not nearly on the same level.

without men or women neither sex would exist duh.. thanks for pointing that out /sarcasm.

im sorry if this offends you but it is the truth and i have nothing to compensate for.

[SuperJonnycake]

@MonoAoV lol hella funny.

[unit666industries]

uhh where is she from? must get her papers PRONTO.....

[kobe24mvp81]

Not even that hot and annoying accent, sorry

[rends]

Have u ever been to a stripclub ? Doesn't this girl sound EXACTLY like one of those strippers that come by and try to take you to the back for a dance ?

[gwendolyn1974]

ok so the gf gets 2 do whatever she wants too.

[rod3067]

what you don´t is that shes not a girl between the legs.

[revolt1492]

now if she could keep quiet and start blowing me!

[MonoAoV]

first of all how did you people get a camera crew in my apartment? that doorman is so fired!

second... i told that bitch not to talk to strangers!

numba three... why the HELL aint she cookin?? she KNOWS i get hungry after "de strip tease?"...

and LASTLY, of course she doesnt care what i do, shes workin on a green card! in fact if she DID care id "return to sender" that bitch for false advertisement!

now MAKE me a sandwich.

[Dieselkrawler318]

the perfect girl is about waist tall with a flat head to rest your beer :)

[DeeSwizzle]

Hilarious! I'll take two ;)

[GBPrule123]

her voice is sexy as all hell

[bialex4]

omg i want to ur boyfriend pleaseeeeeeeee jajaja

[coreyfaith69]

Can I get a phone number? Lol

[Trippinpatchouli]

she sounds like a woman a guy would get bored with easy =/

[onlypresto]

the perfect woman wouldn't ask you what you wnated because if she was perfect she would know now wouldn't she?

[Foorehtnossip]

@kevin10987 . > pineappen :-) thats asian for pineapple

[danning1]

The perfect girlfriend? More like the first one who'd fuck the pool boy while her main guy was busy watching football.

[90zosoman09]

@kevin10987 this one would not care she's the perfect girl!

[bancoran]

@kevin10987 Nonono, none of that store-bought or chain franchise crap. It would be a six pack of Yuengling or Jamaican Red Stripe, or Dos Equis (no Corona, that's for tourists) and a "Works" deep-dish pizza from the original Pizzeria Uno.

[bancoran]

They got it all wrong. The perfect girlfriend is a girl who, once you're done boinking her, would turn into a pizza and a 6-pack.

[cabbitsd]

@bancoran as long as you understand COMPLETELY what the secret ingredient in your tomato sauce is...

[bancoran]

@cabbitsd heh heh heh...

[dimikostadinov]

@bancoran you are genius !

[JudasRemains]

@bancoran You do realize that the whole point of sex for men is climaxing, and thus, ejaculation. If you have sex with her, and then imbibe her, you're doing something very, very, gross, right?

[bancoran]

@JudasRemains Ok, make it a cream ale X D

[andyandymax]

@bancoran And then back again into a willing girl when you're horny again.

[UnknownXV]

@bancoran Throw in a cardiac arrest in there.

[bancoran]

@UnknownXV arf arf so true

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@bancoran Sexist.

[bancoran]

@MegaWinnieGirl And proud of it. Now get back to the kitchen and make me a sammich.

[teetertoter3]

@MegaWinnieGirl Bitch gets none

[AndrosForever]

@bancoran ewww a pizza and a 6pack I just jizzed in, no thanks

[MrStinker12345]

wish they came like that

[rednecknber]

she like the cack

[pjbehnk]

they got pretty girls in hogs foot think i ll head that way lol

[DutchDrifter]

not that perfeckt u have to pai for it

[NeverMind88888]

Guys would rather have a girl who's classier than this stripper. I know I would. It's ironic how a lot of guys take loyal, worried girlfriends for granted and would rather have a girlfriend like this, then come back to wanting the loyal girlfriend when he sees the slut cheating on him. Girls aren't that ethically incorrect unless they have their own fishy intentions for acting in this manner. Girls aren't a one-way street.

[colbycroy]

hell yeah jim bean

[FlyinRaptorJesus]

she dont care cuz when hes off doin his own thing, she is fuckin some other dude.

[zan117lol]

@FlyinRaptorJesus dude. your name is FlyinRaptorJesus. lol you stole my first-pick name! wow...

[redneckcowboy7100]

@zan117lol isnt that from sexual lobster?

[AirsoftAndre]

good comercial

[cwboyup713]

hallelujia

[Dieselkrawler318]

why isnt she in my life??

[danning1]

@Dieselkrawler318 Because you probably have too thin a wallet for a shameless gold-digging bimbo/slut like this one, sir.

[Dieselkrawler318]

@danning1 well, im not to sure how i should take that but i will go with positive. haha

[qqqzwwwxeeec]

youtube....why can i not see this ?

[develinangel]

Fost-Jim Beam thuts roit,itl gitya loid.

[robertjohnson487]

All I know is I got esophagus cancer from drinking hard liquor. Can't cure it. Six months to live and I'm forty-two.

[hasjtrackers]

@robertjohnson487

Great time to get drunk :)

[killuminati63]

serious? damn, i wonder what all this beer will do

[GunaMalaysia]

IT AINT BEER. it's hard liquor.

[cagedchild]

Smoke hard weed or eat some cannabis seeds, also habanero peppers might help. The thc in marijuana has helped reduce tumors as well as the Capsaicin in chili peppers. Do some research, if you only got 6months, what do you have to lose?

[Kaaotikock]

really? I drink alot and my throught hurts sometimes but I didn't know it could cause canser

[MiaIris1]

If he treats me right and I can respect him then he can do whatever he wants.

[jotocamper]

why is the fosters guy doin beam commercials?

[rustynail874]

i would give my left nut for someone like that

[cagedchild]

You can find any pussy like that anywhere. Don't act so desperate.

[RAM9119]

she dont care you go out. cause she gets another dude to go over. haha... and why would she be jealous. look at her!!! she got nothing to be jealous of! lol

[R2DTOOD]

does this robot have any other features!

[michaels33]

homo

[rosenti]

Tell you what, if you're Girlfriend doesn't care you are watching other women prance around naked, or that you SHOW that you love her. Then she most likely doesn't love you, or is sleeping around.

[1733537]

Dont truth her I not sorry that is the true she dick sucky.

[NoddaRealProductions]

GIRLS...take a hint ... this is perfect girl lol were not hard to impress

[DerFilthyThing]

Marry me

[CassiaArrowthorn]

Yeah... she'd be chillin with me while he was "out with the boys". We'd have the best pillow fight ever.

[MyrtleBeachsite]

She's a keeper

[burtonrider316]

if only tv wouldnt lie like that

[keefer2111]

That woman is trouble..

I see a red flag.

I bet she would be great in bed, but is see trouble

[Selene231189]

yeah right, the rest ok but "i no jealous and go to sdrip sow"?? no waaaaaaaaay :p

[floydfreak63]

Yeah right, like she wasn't paid to say that bullshit. And that accent? Puleeze, she's probably from Hog's Foot, Arkansas.

[DerFilthyThing]

Just go with it, dude ! Besides you'll never see anything like that in your house unless i took her !! Just go with it !

[Rattacool]

@floydfreak63 wow that is probaly the smartest thing ive ever heard anyone say about anything... ever

[gogeterdone]

@floydfreak63 Shhhhhhhh! your ruiening the fantasy.

[DerFilthyThing]

@floydfreak63

Get Me a one-way ticket to Hog's Foot, Arkansas, STAT !

[darris321]

@floydfreak63 actually her name is Amani and she was born in Greece.

She probably has an Australian accent in real life, because she's Australian. lol

[flaboi8998]

1-973-409-3274 Legalize it!!!! need a million votes! call and vote to end an endless/ pointless war on weed.---usa

[gostriderblack]

im ur man baby were do i find ya at??? ill putt money up i have the hairest back hahaha

[porn1978]

i want that bitch

[b00too]

WE'D BE PERFECT TOGETHER!

[xxschlager420xx]

smoke weed

[c99sativa]

great one, heheheehehehe

[11Howard11]

Where the F is this chick for real!!!!!

[Xcory14X]

wanna fuck?

[ih8youm888]

WOW !!!!!!!!!!!i love you!!!!!!HOT!!!!!!!!

[rush22man]

does she give lessons to wives

[roadratuk]

i love you call me lol

[NosferatuTodaMiVida]

id get the beam and hell with the guys id make her talk like this omomommmmm and spit if she wants hahaha im a ass see swallowes hehe anyone want to give me about this letter rip

[pigkkk]

i love it. that hit the spot haha

[PooPoo2U]

now that's what i'm talkin aboot

[swissmuffin]

Jeebus Crust

[turdsquad]

heaven

[Satcurator]

Ahahahahahahahaah!!!!