The Marios

[Chev427BB]

I like how after 6:58 you guys just gave up on the video and started talking about random stuff

[videogamenostalgia]

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[teag0odchapsqmark]

where's taxidermistpasta and ThinVielCutlet42?

[grottypissedstained]

Isn't Slowbeef Italian? And everyone is hilarious in this video, including LuwiigiMaster.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@grottypissedstained I guess you can say he's close, as I read he's in NJ, like myself.

[schwazala]

Ohhh he got YOU guys. XDDD That was badass.

[drmario3091]

this video made me laught out of my seat

[88Meters]

I've got an offer you can't refuse. Well, you can, but it's a pretty good offer. I would recommend it if you're a bit down on your luck, capisci? Oh, you don't want to? That's... that's fine. All right, go along now. Damn. Thought I had that one for sure.

[550gg]

stop the swareing and il sub OK cuase i hope you do!

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

"Its so easy to get levels in this game, ITS SO BROKEN."

He's playing on an emulator, saving, and farming coins. You couldn't do that on the nes, so the actual game isn't broken. My god this Guido retard is getting on my nerves... I MAD >:E

[JackOfSpades93]

@BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N

A) Super Mario World is for the SNES

B) You can do it on the SNES, he's not using savestates. If he was, it wouldn't work, seeing how you'd undo your actions, thus losing your collected coins.

C) It's pretty obvious he was trolling, especially after he explicitly said it.

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

@JackOfSpades93 1.) Never played it, was just assuming.

2.) derp I forgot.

3.) Didn't make it that long had to leave but I felt I needed to comment anyway.

4.) Thanks for the info.

[Judgementxxx]

@BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N yes you can. Also it's the SNES not NES.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@Judgementxxx There is an unofficial NES port yielded by those Chinese muthafuckas, takin' our jobs.

[Judgementxxx]

@LuwiigiMaster I better watch out. The Maski family got a star man and running after my arse.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@Judgementxxx I thought it was the Mutlisati family.

[Judgementxxx]

@LuwiigiMaster So it was. One of them has a star man running after my arse anyway.

[hehehe88]

"Princess taken away? Fuck you, pay me"

7 Stars missing? Fuck you pay me"

[yunikage]

I GOT 5000 SUBSCRIBERS, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

- Slowbeef

[werebee]

What happened to Yoshi? You could say he's taking a fucking swim.

[theSuperMetroid02]

And when the koopas, they assigned a whole army to stop Mario, what'd he do? He made 'em partners

[Sonic619]

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Super Mario Brother.

[thevisualboy37]

"Hello, YouTube people." I immediately thought "gangster."

[Gaiacarra]

I imagine Proteus with long hair for some reason. Does Proteus have long hair?

[mechamind90]

@Gaiacarra I don't imagine him that way. I imagine him as much taller than the others.

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

@Gaiacarra I imagine him looking like Aaron Rodgers, lol.

[Mintergalactic]

Bitches don't know 'bout my Top Secret Area 1-up grinding.

[AuskaNeumaki]

Proteus: Hello who is this?

DC: Huzzahhhh!

Proteus: No! Stop calling me!

DC: Huzzzaahhhhh!

[SirTotallyAwesome]

ehm gaiz not to be tu kritikul but maryo canon sez that green blox hav the invisibility caps so u got dat rong

[LuwiigiMaster]

Let me come clean. I made this LP with the intent of being Retsupurae'd, but at the same time to try out this LP thing. I used HyperCam2 because I didn't have anything else to record with, so I somewhat amended it by recording the window. Better than blocking the video, right?

Anyway, the Level Grinding was a stretched out joke on PlayTennis14, where he claimed to have grinded for lives. You can also hear me impersonate ElectricalBeast a few times, too. Listen for the Wee and Ovuh dey'uh!

[uiruu]

@LuwiigiMaster Intense trolling! You're the man, seriously.

[IanCaronia]

@LuwiigiMaster Hey yeah, come to think of it you even got the "Oh no, my youtube watch" thing down from actual crappy LPers. Haha~! Fantastic, mate.

[hildegain]

@LuwiigiMaster I found it quite funny to be honest, I did think about PlayTennis14 a little when you talked about grinding lives but never figured it was an actual joke on him XD

[LuwiigiMaster]

@hildegain In one of the later episodes, I think I explicitly mention some Lets Players by name, such as using a save state, a "trick that Electrical Beast taught me", or how "Musclebomber2021 personally told me that this guy (one who summons cape koopas) is a triple fudgepacking amy", or something along those lines. My memory is quite fuzzy here, so don't quote me on it.

Next up, Gradius 2, or as I like to call it, "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic".

[hildegain]

@LuwiigiMaster Damn those amies are so tough aren't they? XD

I do like the idea of using references to people who have been RPed :)

[LuwiigiMaster]

@hildegain Yep, it's a nice idea. However, it works best when you're a below average LPer, as otherwise you just come off as pretentious.

Which reminds me, you might say this is my personal fantasy, but I think Slowbeef and Diabeetus should have a series called "Behind the Let's Play", where they interview a given subject. In this case, it would be me. It's just an idea, though.

[somahiru]

@LuwiigiMaster Man, you trolled them like a FUCKING TANK!

[LuwiigiMaster]

@somahiru It really wasn't my intent, but thanks for the nice words! I wish I could succeed BillyMC and MuscleBomber2012, somehow...

[CrazyGamerDragon64]

@LuwiigiMaster I'm glad you're such a good sport about it and provided an entertaining video. I've got to ask, were you intentionally trying to sound like a mobster or was that something the Retusupurae thought ot? I especially like the part where you said "Yoshi handles like a F***ing tank!"

[LuwiigiMaster]

@CrazyGamerDragon64 It was something they thought up, not intentional. The "Level" grinding was, as well as the ElectricalBeast impressions.

[CrazyGamerDragon64]

@LuwiigiMaster Have you ever considered doing another LP in response to this and doing the suggestions that the Retsupurae guys suggested for impersonations? LIke you should impersonate Tony Soprano (or some other Mobster) or Elmer Fudd? That would kind of be funny LOL, just an idea

[LuwiigiMaster]

@CrazyGamerDragon64 I would, but there'd be no purpose of me making more LPs, as I reached my nirvana.

[mewtwo711]

@LuwiigiMaster Magnificent bastard.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@mewtwo711 Thanks, but TVTropes sucks. I even done some vocal clips for "This Troper", but only for a few episodes.

[FinalGamerJames]

@LuwiigiMaster Kudos good sir, you really rolled these guys over, and I guess they loved it enough to allow us to see your "masterpiece".

You seem a pretty cool dude, you at least know when to stop the joke, unlike another certain LPer who tried to get Retsupurae'd for 30 goddamn videos.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@FinalGamerJames I'm glad you liked it, though I actually intended this to be a joke series between and some friends, being the quintessential bad LPer. In fact, the impersonation request was actually referring to me impersonating other LPers, like ElectricalBeast and MuscleBomber2021. I was only inches away from using SNES9X, but that would've been too obvious.

[FinalGamerJames]

@LuwiigiMaster Yeah see what's what makes you a decent person, knowing the limit XD

Now I ever wonder if any of my LP vids are bad enough to Retsupurae'd ^ ^;

[LuwiigiMaster]

@FinalGamerJames I have to say they are pretty damn bad. Infact, I think I hit my peak at this video here.

I believe satire should be done by those who aren't skilled, as otherwise the LPer just comes off as being overly pretentious.

[umk23]

@LuwiigiMaster At least you can deal with criticism. That one guy, Viper, blasted their shit, and even worse, BLOCKED THEM.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@umk23 Pft, what criticism? I don't think I can made a good let's play anyone. I have to have a raspy as hell voice or a bad microphone, play a game no one even cared for, point out the obvious at any chance, and play a game from a series I enjoy and suck at it.

[umk23]

@LuwiigiMaster Ohh... I see. Well, at least you aren't like Viper.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@umk23 If I were to make my own LPs, which I am somewhat contemplating again, I'd try to make it somewhat bearable to watch. As in, if I were to use save states, I'd try to save at a point that won't waste anyone's time.

I'd love to be revisited and hear them say "Good job, you figured out the riddle of the Sphinx".

[NintendanGX]

i miss proteus

[jackobseybert]

Got yo self a gun :)

[divcotta]

Proteus is amazing in this video after they figure it out.

Slowbeef: "I'm tryin' to talk and make fun of the video, will you stop it?!"

Proteus: "No. Fuck you, fucking YouTube superstar."

[RaphaelRavenwing]

Haha, you guys got trolled so bad, someone call Trollestia, we found our new patron deity.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@RaphaelRavenwing Why do I always get dragged into Ponies? Why?

Also, I guess that makes me cool in a way. Eh, anything for fame. :}

[RaphaelRavenwing]

@LuwiigiMaster Because Ponypocalypse owns the internet muahahaha.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@RaphaelRavenwing Like I haven't figured that out myself.

[RaphaelRavenwing]

@LuwiigiMaster Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer :p

[EliteBeatDrummer]

I would make fun of this guy, but I'm afraid he will send his cronies out to kill me if I do...

[PeteyPirahna77]

6:53 Oh the irony XD

[smokyprogg]

Who will troll the trollsmen?

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

4:46 - 4:58

LUIGIMASTER: (hysterical laughter) I'm sorry people, I'm just thinkin' about something.

SLOWBEEF: (laughs) What!?

Don't worry, you'll find out at 6:58 ........

[ShirosakiX]

@darkelf456 actually they "bully" hundreds of people. And most of the time they dont make fun of them, they actually like them. Look at billymc and Navgtr.

[Voothegreat]

@ShirosakiX I'd like to see this evidence of them poking fun of Navgtr rather than just ripping that organization apart like it deserves.

[darkelf456]

These retsupurae guys probably bullied a bunch of kids in high school. Based on their demeanor, that's what it seems like.

[nicodoll33]

@darkelf456 Are you seriously comparing satirical humor to actual bullying?

[darkelf456]

@nicodoll33 Satire and bullying aren't mutually exclusive, particularly when the satire in question is directed toward a specific person.

[iammadrightnow]

@darkelf456 wow you're stupid

[Anony1200]

You know, Super Mario World practically -throws- lives at you, the GBA port even moreso. How bad of a player do you have to be to have to grind lives in the GBA remake?

Oh man I hope I don't lose my thumbs for saying that

[wyssmaster]

@Anony1200 I uhh ground (grinded?) for levels in SMW, but that's mostly because I wanted to see what they would max out at.

inb4youhavenolife

[Anony1200]

@wyssmaster Well, he's not doing it for curiosity's sake, he thinks he -honestly- needs them...

[wyssmaster]

@Anony1200 I know. I'm just saying that SOMEONE will grind for lives <_______<

[Dabutcha22]

Super Mario World was better than Mario RPG because in Mario RPG you can only go to level 30.

[liquid0001]

Wait did he say Shit load of fuck at 8:26 ? Fucking avgn wannabe 

[lich109]

@liquid0001 yes because if he says ir does anything that somebody else said at any point in time he is clearly ripping them off.

[operationmeh]

6:58 LOLOLOLOLOL XD

[nintendork64]

Is this Soviet Russia? Because an LP'er just owned Retsupurae.

[ripamoram]

I'm sorry but how does yoshi control like a tank?

[Cyantist2]

PUSH YOU REGISTER HYPERCAM 2 YET? NOT YET CHIEF!

[eggbandicoot6]

You can get a lot of lives without having to grind them. It's not that hard, and it's too easy not to die, so... I don't understand.

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

Chuggaconroy is informative but immature and annoying

[ImmaKai1]

I wanna get retsupurae'd ;(

[MiracleFassad]

@ImmaKai1 They stopped making videos, period. Not just making fun of people (Which they quit awhile ago) doing let's plays in general.

[khodo63]

@MiracleFassad

You mean no more long plays? Watching them RP silent LP's was amazing. Retsupurae 3000 can't be the end...

[Nickmaster8811]

HEY YOUTUBE THIS IS Nickmaster today im gonna be discussing about a bullshit youtuber/group their youtube name retsupurae they're so discriminative for new users for example billymc,LuigiMaster. if these guys begin to spread bad rumors about chuggaconorry or superskurmery. man i can name 1 user thats really fucked up retsupurae by no doubt

[yushi560]

@Nickmaster8811 ...what?

[yushi560]

@Nickmaster8811 So were you badmouthing retsupurae, cus it was pretty hard to tell.

[Nickmaster8811]

@yushi560 I DID THAT SO I COULD GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS THESE GUYS Are just way too discriminative if they did to chuggaconory id likely kill them chugga is a great lets player if not 1 of the best

[wellthatwasfunny]

@Nickmaster8811

First of all, learn how punctuation works, kid. Do you even fucking know how to put words together to form a coherent thought? Jesus Christ, it's like you just shit out a bunch of words together and tried to sting them together. Secondly, internet tough guy, you couldn't hurt a legless fly, much less three guys.

[mistermephisto1]

@Nickmaster8811 since when was it discriminatory to make fun of people because they're each individually balls-ass horrible at making let's plays? they don't get RPed because they're new, they get RPed because they fucking suck at what they do. I'm surprised chuggaaconroy hasn't been RPed yet considering he's essentially DeceasedCrab in child form. in any case if this really bothers you so much then you need to stop treating your favorite LPers like gods and realize this is the fucking internet.

[smpletan]

@mistermephisto1 Frankly, there's one part you don't understand.

Chuggaaconroy is a self-parody. Retsupurae doesn't need to make fun of him. He makes fun of himself -every single video,- unintentionally and unwittingly.

[mistermephisto1]

@smpletan that's actually pretty damn efficient, now that you've brought it up. maybe he truly is the greatest LPer on this good Earth.

[Meloncarty]

@Nickmaster8811 ChuggaConoroy is a meme spewing dip shit.

[sonicjonathansonic]

It's like he's inside tank while playing mario.

[BaneTK]

It's hard to hear over Retsupurae, but is that guy TRYING to defend things like people being called during a video and not editing out or other BS? Mostly crap that the burninghunter did? What is this guy, his boyfriend? Regardless of this guy's trolling, it just falls horribly flat when you realize he's trying to defend STUPIDITY.

[xRagma]

@BaneTK cool story bro

[Octary]

Proteus needs to stop being a big baby about being in retsupuraes. If you're going to join in, have fun with it and stop and looking for an out, okay.

[TheEndBreak]

@Octary How do you mean?

[Twiddybum]

Holy crap that's a pretty good Christopher Moltisanti impression lol

[hehehe88]

it was when i first met Mario. He couldn't have been more than 8 or 9 years old at the time, but he was already a legend He'd go down a pipe and and everybody who worked the underground just went wild. He'd give the goomba 100 coins for giving him a boost, He'd shove red coins in the pockets of toads who ran the games. I mean, the koopa got 100 coins for keeping the koopa shell warm.

[ToServeArmadillo]

"I'M TRYIN' TO COCKIN' MAKE FUN OF THE VIDEO"

[WVI]

I expect him to click the Cheats menu and see a bunch of names, like Tony and Robert.

[ICodeInDreams]

This is the most views I've seen on a Retsuprae.

I guess that makes sense, this is the one I have in my bookmarks. :D

[xelnagahomie]

Troll Toll.

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

'Ey, 'ey man, I'm not enjoyin' ridin' the platform, I'm just learnin' french, that's how ya say "yes" in french, "oui."

[5282890]

seems like that came and bit him in the ass

[jedijim1127]

What is the real video that these guys are commenting on XD?

[Thundrstorm]

So are you guys gonna put the video up? :O

[Cheetah1251]

Slowbeef: Sooo... did he see the video yet guys?

Diabetus: Well it's not like he's going to break into our house & bre-

Luwiigimaster: *opens door* Excuse me, gentlemen.

Slowbeef: DARNIT HE SAW THE VIDEO QUICK PROTUES U- wait where did Proteus go?

Proteus: *quietly tip-toeing off to safety*

[WVI]

@Cheetah1251 Ace retsupurae fanfiction. Nailed the characters.

[Cheetah1251]

@WVI

Thanks.

[SirusDiarota]

Worth pointing out that's just desperate for "fame" these guys are. Let's make a terrible LP just to get ripped by Retsupurae!

[JayZilla2830]

@SirusDiarota Some people always look for the quick way out, but the hard truth to it is just be good at what you're doing and people are going to recognize you and you'll get famous. Also, put quality over quantity, like ProtonJon or ElectricalBeast or someone. They only have about 100 - 120 videos and yet, they're famous here.

[pat4luigi13]

I'm almost convinced this guy mistakes Lives in Platformers for Levels in RPGs. So, he thinks he gets stronger or something.

[Nintendoga]

Looks like Slowbeef, Diabetus, & Proteus got RETSUPLAYED!!!

[heroshadow42]

"Oi. Kev. Are you on fucking... Machinima?"

This best explains this video.

[RottenEggCreations]

I like how a 32 year old plays mario the way I did when I was fucking eight.

[spinorocker]

DA MAFIAS GONNA FIND OUT! MARIO RUN! *he goes to a bunker with a bunch of luigis in it*

[KingOfKatamari]

COCKIN

[gerardz101]

Trolls trolling trolls

[Ixmythot]

Oh Proteus, we miss you so much

[notyoursavior78]

@Ixmythot

He does Chip Cheezum RP now it seems as Ironicus. I miss Dave-O myself here.

[DanDairam]

@notyoursavior78

What? No. They are different people.

[Cloaytonem2]

"What would you like sir?"

"HUZZAH!"

"That's not one of our flavors."

"DAGNABIT!"

[MrMusicman143]

retsupurae has more hits on him than anyone knows

[dandy269]

So, did they put the video up?

[Cheetah1251]

6:57 Uh oh...

OH GOD I THINK LUWIIGIMASTER IS GONNA KILL YOU

[dandangogo]

Dude. He sounds just like Dr. Light from that Mega Man "DOCTUH WOWEEE !!!"

[Mickothebest]

Man, Retsupurae got trolled like a fucking TANK.

[ForceTrekkie]

@Mickothebest W...what?

[tehcoolcan]

@Mickothebest

... Lolwut.

[LumpyFudge]

@Mickothebest

You mean, like a TANK BUSTER?

[TheDraggot]

@Mickothebest

It's as if you can say this retsupurae was a tank BUSTer.

[DestroyedArkana]

@Mickothebest It's not trolling when it's not done on purpose.

[Demock]

@DestroyedArkana the guy that did the LP made the video with the intent of getting retsupurae'd, unfortunately slowbeef and diabetus weren't aware of this. so, it was done on purpose

[rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

I love the volume control when the guy laughs.

[notyoursavior78]

Don't yield to this video. It's a freight train. Quality 1-up everywhere.

[CATACLYSMICABYSS85]

listen here you fucking mooli fuck the tommy guns get yoshi he plays like a tank

[givemeabreak432]

Someoen needs to tell thsi guy about Top Secret Zone -_-

[steveharley0345]

@givemeabreak432

Someone needs to tell you about trolls.... OH WAIT

[TonyBranston]

Ye old mushrooms.

[MoonshadowCaz]

I don't think this guy did this just to get RP'd. He probably thought he just wouldn't get caught.

[A7XKrauserA7X]

After this video,Luwiigimaster went to Playtennis14's house and broke his legs.

[TheRealBurninator]

When he called you guys out, I was like "OH SHIT!" because I had actually considered making a let's play (which would probably turn out terribly) and just randomly drop you guys' name. Guess this guy thought of it first.

[FinalGamerJames]

@TheRealBurninator Shit I did that too before I found this vid.

Oh god, I'm not cool anymore ;_;

[usernameclassifeid]

There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two lives.

[Sneep29]

Retsupurae has gotta be one of the funniest things here on youtube.

[Kashkabald]

Quality 1-up, from Peru.

[CulexDestructo]

@Kashkabald

You can't get that shit anywhere else on the East Coast.

[argentfang]

If he's Luigimaster, why is he playing as Mario?

[rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

@argentfang He'll be playing as nothing BUT Mario.

[TheFryBoy1]

@rahrahrahrahrahrahra he's also not gonna die. why isn't he gonna die? Why waste the time.

[MalamiteLtd]

@TheFryBoy1 Yeah, don't you even TRIP, son.

[TheRealBurninator]

@MalamiteLtd *insert retsumeme here*

[MalamiteLtd]

@TheRealBurninator Cryptic metaphor!

[Fullmetalraz]

eh! Forget about it!

[Nintendoga]

Lol, i can see him 20 years from now going like "So, you come to me on the day of my daughter's let's play for a 1-up?"

[mabinogi07]

You got troll'd!

[MrXman49O]

This video is the climax of retsupurae. Now it's the "old age" period.

[dolotsofacid]

@MrXman49O But this was uploaded in 2009... it's neither new nor old

[MrXman49O]

@dolotsofacid I meant "we are now in the old age period".

[dolotsofacid]

@MrXman49O What do you mean by that?

[supersonicman96]

at 7:31 when you guys wondered is that how you guys work

i think he was talking about youtube comments because of how they're always in caps and repeat something said in the video

he mentioned something like "all in caps"

[JuiceMalouse]

@supersonicman96 He talked about memes at that point

Yes, I watched the actual video, which controlled like a fuckin' tank.

[supersonicman96]

dammit, retsupurae, they've found your ass 0.0

[RevengeRevisited]

weee. XD

[Zuifan]

Crap, the Italian Mafia's cornered the market on LPing. Lol, Pretty hilarious though.

[MunchingOrange]

Im gonna guess this guy closed his account when he saw this video...

[Megamariosonicman]

this is an example of what happens when warcraft idiots play actual games he thinks the game is a god damn rpg really

[NeoTStyle]

HELLO YOUTUBE PEOPLE.

[eataneraser]

Can someone explain why him mentioning them destroyed the stride? It's still a great moment and I love this video, but someone explain how that works, please.

[BillSwordfish]

@eataneraser He was being deliberately bad. It was bait and they fell for it.