Oblivion's Beautiful Artificial Intelligence

[RaijinHanshi]

You should've shot her in the knee... they generally go down quicker that way.

[Burdiburdiburp]

XD



[AmeliaxHaruno]

Ormil liked the fireballs, but then he took an arrow on the knee.

... Sorry. Couldn't resist.

[Fernt]

I remember all the hype over this games AI. What a shame.

[WilliamScape]

Oh man at 0:10 The way she fell and the creaking noise of the ship just made me bust out laughing.

[BorealNeal]

LOL the first 10 fireballs were ok but arrows are not acceptable ormill had to teach you a lesson

[verbic96]

She surrender because she didn't want to die and was going to move.... to Skyrim

[Knonman]

SHE COOKIN YOUR ASS GOOD DUDE

[Knonman]

INTO THE COFEN WITH YOU!

[XCMAX10X]

O Rly?

[TalonMercenary]

LOL @ ORMIL

[yolor7]

Why?

[COMMANDandConquer199]

i love how Ormil doesnt attack you untill you shoot him with an arrow

[MrROTD]

yes the ai was retarded sometimes it was complex so certain situations didn't make sense at all but most of the time it was pretty cool

[wewtskyrim]

ormil is a freaking retard :P lol

[squishybrick]

When she said "I already surrendered, what more do you want" I was expecting the player to look at her up and down a bit lol..

[plantleg]

how do you get this quest?

[darkemerl3603]

@plantleg go the the waterfront then head for the tavern,ask for a room,sleep and pesto instant quest

-your welcome

[plantleg]

@darkemerl3603 didn't have to be so sarcastic

[darkemerl3603]

@plantleg didnt realize i was,just tryin to help

[orrdoggery]

"This is the part where you..ugh" lol

[warewolf435]

yes oblivians AI was so very... shall we say "special" =3

[duncanthehut]

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivious

[llJAFYll]

sounds like rough sex

[redoubt9000]

LMAO that was absolutely perfect the way she fell back stiff as a board on the first arrow shot XD

[MrCommiepinko]

That was pretty good. Why is it that everyone seems to play as a chick though?? I just don't get it

[Bisqwit]

@MrCommiepinko Because girls are nicer to look at.

[jrrrm3]

I lol'd so hard when Ormil just walked in the middle of the fight like it was no one's business with his spikey hair and plain expression on his face with epic music.

[jrrrm3]

I lol'd so hard when Ormil just walked in the middle of the fight like it was no one's business with his spikey hair and plain expression on his face with epic music.

[W1n0Na]

0:12 EPIC WIN

[bole316]

i already surrendered what more do you want?! you:i want to fuck you!

[Arcadeprehacked]

The sound when she was falling was perfectly timed

[IcpBarber1]

*As she's falling*

TIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMB­BBBEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

[ViciousGuitarist]

omg the ormil thing was so fucking funny

[Ignore14]

The only good staff is the staff of paralysis, nothing has got me more laughs in oblivion than that.

[Barderaker]

@Ignore14 the paralyze spell is the most funny spell thats why the staff off paralysis is epic :D

[mcoig]

where do you get this quest?

[fraghetti]

UH OHAAW AHHHHW ERGHH UHHHH

[Jimmithesith]

"What's going on?!" "I'm increasing my destruction skill on you, so shut up!"

[Jackalofdeath]

what quest was this? its been a while, i dont remember being on a ship while it was out on the ocean

[RealityIsInTheGame]

@Jackalofdeath The quest is called 'The Golden Galleon'. It's started at the Waterfront District of the Imperial City inside the Bloated Float inn. Talk to the innkeeper (Ormil) and rent a bed, then sleep in it for any amount of time (even just 1 hour's rest is enough) to start the quest. Be sure you've got at least a weapon to kill the first enemy on the once dormant tavern though. ;-)

[gasedalot]

escort her dead body to the...

[TatsuZZmage]

Wow Broimir must have had a s**t constitution score.

[DontFallOnMe]

I downloaded this game and it was totally boring, shit.. horrible! I had to delete it.. Don't want this pile of shite on my PC, I thought it was good. Well since there's a new one coming out I might try that out.

[TheRealKopkip]

@DontFallOnMe How is this boring? This is by far the most in depth game ever created.

[DontFallOnMe]

@TheRealKopkip So many reasons why it's boring, but i'll point out the main ones, firstly I had 'Two Worlds' and I flippin loved it, best RPG game ever, completed it over and over, then I switched to this game, and tried it on PC, and it just fell out of my expectations and lacked soo much stuff that I enjoyed in 'Two Worlds' so I just quit this game after 10 minutes of gameplay, and moved back onto Two Worlds. I just find this game boring compared to 'Two Worlds'

[Mirachu]

@DontFallOnMe 10 minutes? You must have really got fed up.

[TheMouzze]

@DontFallOnMe You judge the game after 10 minutes? Did you even get out of the starter dungeon? and btw you were gonna point out the main reasons Oblivion sucks, but you only said that it wasn't like Two Worlds. Now I'm gonna take a guess here, but I believe that Oblivion isn't the same as Two Worlds because Bethesda didn't intend it to be -.-

[crashnburner187]

@DontFallOnMe you, sir, have the attention span of a gnat. If you can't pay attention for longer than 10 minutes, then why the fuck are you playing rpgs in the first place?

[rolloLG]

Funny!

Anyway, this kind of bugs have all been fixed adding the Unofficial Oblivion Patch + Unofficial Oblivion Patch Supplemental you can download from TesNexus, for PC only obviously.

[OverBlackSands]

USE A SWORD

[kallonist]

sold ormil daedric and he equiped it . lol so i killed him to get it back

[FONVfan1998]

Oh, so when you use a multitude of fire spells it's okay, but when an arrow flies, the CLAWS COME OUT!

[galex50]

memememememeememememememememe

[TrevorIsCrazy]

(you dont have enought magica) oh well i got arrow for your ass lol

[martenchinnock]

that bloke is retarded in so many ways.

[coosnake]

That's not really A.I. tho. You're mixing stuff.

[TheArbiter10]

heh, more like "Now that you've turned Selene into a human pincushion, drag her sorry ass downstairs and hide her corpse in the last room."

[Falcone45]

Geez, I thought you'd never kill her. lol

[CuteZergling01]

*Selene lies dead*

Ormil: " now that she has surrendered , please escort her to the last room in the inn deck "

You: -.-"

*trying to drag her to the room*

[alienmyth543]

i love this game

[MrDouglasXD]

Ormil: Great, now that she's surrendered, lets lock her up.

Player: Yea... little problem with that.

[WigglesThePirate]

OMG SO PERFECT

[sammfox]

XDDDD

I NEVER LIKED THAT GUY! amg......I did a quest to find some ladys hubby and he was dead so she gave me alot of munny and a sword and said "Thats all I have...."

so I killed her and she was like FRIGGIN RICH >:O

[Kittenlover4000]

I love how at the end he wakes back up and then just casually walks up the stairs with 10 arrows in his pitiful little chest.

[Name66X]

you can give ormil armor or have him wear anything when u get ur merchantile to 50 or 75 u can sell him some armor and the leave wait 24 hours and then find him in the armor u sold him. he never updates his shop so whatever armor u give him will stay with him till u buy it back.

[brainiac3397]

Massive battles with other NPCs is impossible. They always seem to get into your battle...I was doing the kravatch(mispelled?) mission and was fighting with the imperial guards when one of the idiots got in the way of my arrow. Game is still fun :D

[MadPutz]

The thing about the AI is that they never run away when attacked, they always fight with their fists against the huge crazy armored warrior attacking them.

[fartero]

"Ormil is a retard" hahahaha

[dfghj241]

lol that high elve is like " hey what is happening here, uhh two people playing, can i join!"

[foojuice101]

I think that the high elves in this game have a high level of stupidity. First this guy for walking in between a fight, then Ocato, being all smiley-happy-happy when the whole empire has been torn apart by Oblivion XD

[c4ke333ter2]

what mission is this? ir it a mod?

[OfficialFearClan]

@c4ke333ter2 Go to the waterfront and look in the third ship, ask for a bed, rest and the quest pops up.

[30goru]

At begining: Timber!

[ELA22745]

I watched it again and laughed so hard, when she falls if you listen closely theres a big creak as she falls backwards haha

[brewskhee]

The doing open event script handling is tough, especially when the world is free roaming and contains so many AI toons. Linear games do not have this problem since they can be scripted knowing exactly when and where a player will be at any given time.

Considering the circumstances, Oblivion does well.

[CommentaryChick]

Porn?

LOL.

[SixtehNien]

Ormil, you horny son of a bitch.. he enjoyed watching two ladies fight so much he forgot that he was dying after the first one was dead. Tsktsk, too bad he can't die anyway.. fainted from blood rushing too quickly to his nether regions, however.

[LegoPete09]

lol , i hate in when you can be full of arrows and not die ...

[loganiswhite]

(ormil) oh hai, wut yur doOoOoOoOoin? oh dont do dat! thurt hurt!

[Armaan8014]

lol crazy

[MyIdolIsGaara]

Ormil is a little too curious.

"HEY WHATS GOING ON.''

[Greenstick93]

brilliant!

[AutumnGracy]

I remember deciding to spend a night at the bloated float... then waking up the next day like, "What the fuck is this...?"

[mustbehiggy]

seems laggy as feck

[PenguinPokerPlatinum]

In reality, Ormil should be screaming "I'm an essential NPC! You can never kill me! Bwahahahahaaaa!" when you attack him.

[EricGurt]

Immortal bitch

[UpsidedownThinker]

1:49 "Oh dear, it appears I am aflame."

[MrLOLSUPUMAD]

how do you use that spell at the beggining?

[fractaldog]

@Gyphia Brilliant! I personally started playing the game ONLY because of the funny broken AI videos of it I saw on YouTube although it ended up being the first fantasy RPG I'd ever enjoyed.

[fractaldog]

Sitting on a chair is something very sacred that Ormil dares not disrupt.

[theplock99]

rofl

[DuPuieproductions]

Ormil isn't a retard! He's telekentickally on Facebook writing about this.

[DrTorture28]

I have a spell that paralyzes people for one and a half minutes... It's useful for getting your hand to hand skill up! Also, this video was uploaded on my birthday :)

[cosmicman12]

0:14 TIMBER!!1!111

[LTBL88]

ninininininininininini

[Manmancarlwaa]

Where Did You Get The Oblivion Elder Scrolls File For P.C?

[DeadRon666]

Yeah, the guards really know what's happening all over Cyrodiil. I mean it's kinda strange when I steal something without letting anyone know and if I do something else bad and they take my stolen goods, they take and the object that I haven't been caught! How do they know this wasn't mine anyway?

[darken1995]

@DeadRon666 There's a mod: ''No psychic Guards'' . It makes it more realistic and guards will only find crimes out if they're in range. :D

[zombiesrcuming4u]

I love it when guards say good morning and good evening at the same time :D

[liamsp544]

lol, Oblivion is amazing graphics-wise, but the AI is terrible, people that have never seen you before are like: "Oh, its you.". Or how about the phycic network all the guards have, informing every guard in tamriel instantaneously when you steal a paintbrush or piece of paper in the middle of the woods. The next time you enter a town you get zerg-rushed by a dozen imperial guards shouting "Stop right there criminal scum!"

[MetalFTWBiartch]

@liamsp544 Lol, that thing about the guards is rediculous, how do people in Bruma know what happened in Leyawiin in the space of 2 minutes :P. In Morrowind, the guard system wasn't like that, I wonder how it downgraded.... Hmmm.

[funnyhomeboy1]

Yep, she surrendered alright.

[RyanKaufman]

Are you just gonna stand there like a Lemon? Oh shit guess not.

[TristanZeitler]

0:12 is ship movement sound fits perfectly :D

[RavenWolfxX]

It makes me wonder how they can still fight as if nothing happened when they have a dozen arrows stuck in them...

[DaBigCheeseLuigi]

Why the hell don't you wear armour?

You could've even used Selene's.

Also, why didn't you heal yourself when you almost died.

[Halapartna]

Omfg im crying laughing from the beginning how she falls like that... fuck lol

[LadySazura]

Nice battle cries, Selene. xD

[jakeaboulafia]

haha that was funny when it was like 'Ormil is a retard' lol

[2Seatroll2]

ROFL i love the begining when she fall on the floor like a sack of shit

[italiarican87]

LMAO!

[CheeseCoin]

@2Seatroll2 do you know how a bag of shit falls? O.o

[dronespace]

@2Seatroll2

hahaha

[metalpsips]

@2Seatroll2 sack of shit!!! AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[sonoskay]

@2Seatroll2 thatw asa paralize spell......

[Jalookah]

i love how if someone is unconcious, and you shoot an arrow into their head, (if they are alive and they dont die from the shot it does this too,) it teleports to somewhere else on their body

[maxcommunist]

The look on her face at 0:12 is priceless.

[Btron4ever]

LOL he just got up and walked off without saying a word, probably becuz he got his ass owned by a chick

[darkmagicz1]

lol his destruction skill is way weak, I prefer a good bow over magicka, but thats just because i like to see the arrows sticking out.

[LuckyScratch43]

I laughed so hard at the end when Ormil just got up and walked away. Then again...why should I blame him? It's normal to have more than 20 arrows sticking out of your chest, isn't it? :D

[SpraxIAKS]

Wow...Bethseda are just..wow.

[ChaoticVampire]

HIghElf: Oops, am I in the way? *paces from side to side*

[AnyMan313]

i like how they can keep fighting with 20 arrows in their chest an one in their head xD

[selkie210]

same XD.i dont think i could even MOVE with was it 28(?)arrows in my chest let alone fight lol

[pierreo33]

@AnyMan313 its the time of the month

[NorthernChild10]

Lollll he completly get the serious off XD

[frequentgamer]

LOLOLOLOLOL @ the beggining of the video

[superfez224]

Haha You call her a retard when your shooting her with your bow and arrow up close :P

[Dancso666]

no. he called the other high elf male a retard.

[superfez224]

you just had to ruin my shity joke

[Dancso666]

Well it was shitty enough to not seem like a joke.

[superfez224]

hahahahahahahahaaaaa ah ah ah ah ah ah ah you are a humorless prick that joke was top notch

[Mincho1994]

u do know ormil is that guy with the funny hair right? what's with the "her"

[winit8]

what spell was that at the start?

[L0uSE]

It's the one you receive by choosing your star sign as 'the lover'.

[GiveMeBass93]

@winit8 paralyse spell :P

[premiumbright10]

@winit8 Paralyze

[MetalKisses]

@winit8 Paralyzing kiss or something like that. Freezes them for a few

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

@winit8 it's a paralyzation spell

[speznazporkchop]

@winit8 paralize

[MegaDaveo1]

@winit8 Or if your Illusion is 100, Paralyse does the same thing.

[TheShadowDarken]

WTH, he just started fighting when u used the bow -.O

[T0by24]

arrow-woman! :D

[Warrior536]

The main thing Bethesda should put in the next elder scrolls is an easier and quicker way to create mods. Even if the next elder scrolls have flaws or things people wants, the fans could easly create it with a better construction set.

[LULWUTMAN]

in the next elder scroll game they should include dremora as a playable race and horse combat

[kucharz508]

and throwing ppl around, fallout 3 gore , dual wield , spears and telekinesis spell with you can kill ppl

[TheAwesomeXM]

2:11 KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! oh wait he his just unconscious :P

[DawkinsL33T]

lol at 0:33 sounds like shes saying "Diaper"

[mrwario1]

do you know if your house can get burglarized or not?

[MegaSuperLuigi]

no it never happens unless a gauds sneaks on in but ule see it if it happend garunteed and if you do kill them

[superdk55]

The ai in oblivion is great.. however the few glitches it has totally fuck up and ruin the game for me.. like when you speak to a person and ask them about somthing.. then suddenly..THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT VOICE! or if they hate you and you speak to them about somthing else and then they sound really friendly. It's rly tricky to get gd AI but oblivion was almost there!

[kokakola20]

wtf shes invincible!

[bongolongo]

Nobody criticises the A.I. of the player in this video ;)

[L0uSE]

Hehe, thanks! :-p

[xXRaigoXx]

Weird on my obliviion ormil is a girl whats going on????????????????

[XxxXMylordXxxX]

Wich spell is the first one its look funny??

[ZoraZoldier]

Paralyze (on touch)

[LufsyLurqy]

The friendly NPC's are stupid as shit.

Like there was some female ogre who wanted me to show me a place, but when I was there I found out that she had left 30feet behind

[Sammeeey]

Was für n Mannsweib! :p

[StoanPhrogg]

1:44 "It appears that I am on fire."

[jeemz662]

ormil had sticking arrows out of him everywhere, he just walks away like nothing has happened.

[maxoosterhof]

what spell is that at the beginning? And how do you fast train Magicka? Does somebody know?

[WhiteLycanXII]

Draw your weapon, hold the block button while casting a spell on yourself, and keep spamcasting. The higher your Intelligence, the more spells you can belt out before recharging, and the higher your willpower, the faster your Magicka regenerates. Be sure to give points to these skills when you level up. That way, you'll be a more effective mage.

[abenoit722]

Yeah it's funny.

But i'd like seeing you do better...

[prime618]

lol i think ppl are forgetting that oblivion was made years ago

and do u really think game develepers are gonna actually spend hundreds of more hours patching and improving a game thats been out for a few years rather then just making a new one and also learning from their mistakes in the past game?

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wow that sure is some good showing of radiant a.i....lol

[Galient5]

actually ya ea is still patiching bf 2142 and even bf 2

[scottcoleatgmail]

Bethesda has had a loooong time to learn from mistakes. The ES series has been going on for a long ass time.

[killallianceftw]

agreed

[ozzmans]

lol 0:15 TIIIIIMBEEEEEEER!