Edward Caesarpenis

[crispychease]

lol 1:03

[russiankid530]

he sounds like herbert

[flyingnimbus1000]

your the voice of salad fingers!

[JumboFlea]

So, wait, your showing us your dick? Get a grip, man. No human with common sense will go on YouTube looking for another man's junk. Except the gays.

[GrayCrimson]

I had to watch this more than twice...i died laughing.

[ManOrWomanIDK]

They put ads onn iPod YouTube. Nooooooooo!

[teanose]

Edward scissorhands was a beautiful movie :)

[ninja17505]

LOL awww to bad shes not a vegetarian funny shit

[bddblade]

this is fucking hilarious.

[PokeCatchor]

salad cum lol

[flamingfire11]

@PokeCatchor ranch lol



[MrPsykokiller13]

why do you have shaving cream on your face?

[jjskeletonman]

you ar fuckd up

[MrAustin8888]

WTF

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

i see he got his scissorpenis back

[savemeforlater]

0:38 I thought someone was trying to facetime me

[skittermckitter]

how does that fit in your pants hole????

[Nickmorama]

are you the creator of salad fingers? lol, you're completely nuts!

[jokerkard8262]

everyone, click the "CC" button on the video and then press transcribe audio and laugh at how wrong youtube got the words

[dubhandler2992bogdan]

Don't you ever do an 'Edward Penis' video.

._.

[Polaf3456]

This is worse than salad fingers...

[PurpleSquirrelPants]

Press 1 2 3 and 6 for a salad tossing party!

[awsomefarts]

I'd like to toss his salad.

[vercetticop]

86 dislikes! how symbolical!

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

so why did he have a scissorpenis at the end?

[DJKr15py]

This reminds me of OLD GREGG!

[crazykirby97]

ah you got a nasty cum stain on the floor again.

[birdhouse345]

Circumcaesared?

[thekkinkproject]

awwowwwaawwwowwoaaoawwoohhhwaa­w

[ckemi100]

hahahaha too bad she is not a vegetarian @0:30 lol

[dickwich69]

lol dude i can hear your crutons slapping eachother when you shake it

[Demontheory321]

He is seriously the biggest dumbfuck and is a total fukin fruit

[Demontheory321]

That was the most stupid video I hav seen in a wile

[MsHenryTheGreat]

0:49 ... You're having way too much fun with this. xD

[PokeMasterKelly]

tune in next time on Edward scissorpenis

[EddyBear360]

Ah-hahahaha, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[klavierGavinlover]

I feel sorry for the girl that goes to bed with you. Acually, if I really think about it... no, no, still gross and painful.

[037342]

ahgot lidl croutons n evrythan, dudududududu OOOOOOOOOOH!

[TinyBrainTinyMuscles]

I remember this video from yrs ago lol

[MasterChiefx616]

at 11 seconds it stops

[BashiTheSexyStalker]

1:48 he came

[mubler589]

Male Edward seize your penis

[LegalRice]

haha edward scissor penis was watching his cuzin edward caesarpenis:P

[MrIEatBrainz]

so do you like, have a job

[curtis8516]

Edward caeserpenis, a parody of Edward scissorpenis, a parody of Edward scissorfeet, parody of Edward scissor hands

[EddyBear360]

Fuckin' LOL at 0:36! xD

[rockaroundtheclock56]

how the hell did that it in ur fly?!

[turretmaster11]

my frend is a Vegetarian:D

[ManWithRasta]

0:05 so fucking funny hahahhahahahhahahhahhahahahhah­ahha

[Goramann]

I you are doing youre videos when you are about to shave and are in the mood. The foam is already on your face and you just grab something and jam it in your trousers and voila:

I am Edward Staplerpaynis! *Tack *Tack *Tack

[thissnowtastefunny]

I'd toss that salad :D

[DeuceYak]

This is what happens when you don't discover drugs...

[inicoma]

that is gay

[Whymustyoustalkme]

Parody of Edward Scissorhands: Edward Scissorfeet: Edward Scissorpenis: Edward Caesarpenis. Right? Next do Edward Caesarhands. ITS A LOOP.

[NarutoUzumaki0095]

@Whymustyoustalkme Hell YEAH!!

[ApexGTX]

PAINEHS

[NarutoUzumaki0095]

wouldn't that be more of a ceaser vagina than a penis?

[MurdocLC]

@NarutoUzumaki0095 No...

[xbox360prof]

0;15

BECAUSE I WAS BORN WITH A CAESER SALAD....

PENIS

[klavierGavinlover]

great, a parody of a parady, of a parody that YOU made. You must realy get bored.

[IceSCREAMsuicide]

he sounds like towely from south park

[ilikecupcakes1]

i got little crutons and everything

[Justas59]

you'are stupid

[DMCpawn]

He cums Ranch Dressing! FINALLY! A video that made complete sense!

... but what about the lettuce?

[zakznorf12]

1:46 does he jizz???

[cxcljohn]

you made me laugh so hard i shot Pepsi outta my noes

weird part is i havent had Pepsi in 3 days

[MurdocLC]

@cxcljohn "weird part is i havent had Pepsi in 3 days" - The hell?

[cxcljohn]

@MurdocLC i know its fucked

[XTineBurnShred]

... because I was born with a caesar salad ... paynis.

Lmfao,

[JayNinJa069]

haha he sounds like the creepy old man on family guy

[SickNixon76]

man!!!!! i mean what the fuck!!!!!!!!! very nice video but really disturbing..

[soccer2ball]

lmao funny shit

[darthvaderyoda]

WHAT ON HIS FACE?

[xxMrsGaebWayxx]

Edward let his load go at the end.... Wouldn't that make him Edward Plasticupenis?

[Vulspire]

1:44 he jizzed all over the place LOL.

[zombieyuri]

I wonder what would happen if your mother would of excidently bumped into you while making this video :X

[canonballXD]

caesar orgasmic salad!

awohaowoawhohaowhoawoahw!

[MrCoolfriend22]

paynis....

[Rubberduckyofdoomy]

PIGNAS!!

[MrSpartan212]

WORST VIDEO EVER! >:C

[TheBlackParadeHasYou]

"Well that was Outlandish..."

[bigjack1991]

why is his penis always sticking out?

[MrCookiemonsta01]

@bigjack1991 because the turtle turned him on

[Anileeable]

hmmm, i like tossing salads too, ohh that just sounded so fuking wrong

[ReptarJessi]

HAHA

[onehundredeleven111]

Give a man a camera, hilarity ensures.

[kaykayla64]

Thiss is fuking retarted!!! This peace of shit should be deleted!!!! rlly !!!

[LANBlasterDawn]

The song makes it funnyer for me

[memberlif]

weird lol

[coolrush97]

LOL

[IQuiteLikeTheQueen]

what does tossing salad mean?

[037342]

ask ur mother

[xReVoLuTiOnZx]

ahahah

[timel770]

REAL IDIOT! peace of shit! DUMB, DUMB, DUMB. короче гавно какоето!

[Fir3bird23]

I'll toss your salad ;) xD

[Things108]

LMFAO!!! Sooo FUNNY!

[KnowThyselfBaby]

Hahahahahaha..

[HeatherLiveNowish]

You sound like Herbert the Pervert. lmfao!

[StovePictures]

@HeatherLiveNowish No. He sounds like Eddie Spaghenntinipples

[dorks189]

random

[WendiTheP00h]

1:24

Sooo hilarious!

You crazy bastard!

I love your videos!

:D

[sickpunkchick]

hahahaa

[LuvTaylorLautner12]

lol u sound like the old guy off of family guy its fucking falrious i just loved it

[nickginhb]

this scared the shit out of me lol

[kandaya1]

LOL!

[pajaro627]

still handsome ;D

[KaDzeea]

i just tried to imagine how it would be like to watch this while on lsd

[pamela77889]

I love your lettuce-gasm

[Iamanasshole187]

weed, thats what

[DannyAndDorian]

lOL WHAT IN THE WORLD MADE YOU THINK OF DOING THIS

LOL

[TehNaziNation]

lmao at 1:42 you just look so serious its funny

[sballer321]

you sound like da old guy from family guy that tryes to rape chris lol

[TheScaryfaces]

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT XD ya want some caesar salad? got a load in the basement XD

[sballer321]

lol :)

[RedHotTamale91]

Wow,seriously that's the same exact silverware I have..... I will never look at my forks the same again.....Lmao!

[savannahg91]

Someone is bored. lol

[xAmyDevine]

LOL.

[hailgirl10]

At 1:46 He looks like Robert Pattinson

[Preditiono]

nightmares

[fergie497]

I'm eating caesar salad... what a coincidence...

[harken51]

make more of these PLZ!!!!!

[GraceRMH]

well that was outlandish XDD lmfaooo oh teh gewd ol' days

[harken51]

LOL i love it when he opens the container

[GraceRMH]

lmfao me too XD

[pamela77889]

me too

[LuvzKawaii]

oh god i jizzed a lil. this was just great!

[bruslyman]

does he ever make a bad video

[lucintheskywd]

you sound like that old perve guy from family guy thats always trying to get at chris

[XxSmombleMunchkinxX]

I was just thinking that! i was like.. iv heard his voice befour hmm... OMG !! :P

[weldnich]

its from family guy the old pervt guy!

[AsianInvasionXD]

"It's too bad she's not a vegetarion." LOL :D SO funny.

[hailgirl20]

...and I like tossing salad! Funny!

[missXmikey]

he sounds like herbert the pervert from family guy...its so creepy but so funny

[Kmaryd2]

LMAO!! i gotta agree wit LilUtubeGirl!! i stared choking on my food!! XD CX

[StEvEsAnity25]

lmao this shit is so stupid. i love you.. how the hell do you come up with all this stuff?? and that has to be your parents house..its pretty damn nice from all your videos..unless you got an apartment

[BrendelxD]

PAYNIS

[itscody5]

lol funny shitt. all these edward videos are hilarious

[brenanhatesyou]

"cuz i was born with a Caesar salad.............Penis" LMAO XD

[m1ndNOVA]

"My name's Edward cAAAAAEEEEEsar peeeynis" xDDDD the accent and face. oh my.

[LilUtubeGirl]

when he opened the container and shaked his hips i bursted out laughing lol

[Boozer00069]

wat happens when he gets a boner

[mrsandman500]

crutons appere XD

[TalbertComedy]

carrots..............SHREDDED CARROTS!!!

[darknessb930]

HE CAME CAESAR!!!! XDDDDD LMAO!!

[tashadoll22]

it say "The point of this video is to ruin Caesar salads for everyone." but it made me want Caesar salad

[rwhclaymation]

lol

[PoppysCornerShop]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ZaMaRaSoNg]

Your voice in this video reminds me of the old pedophile in family guy

[mrsandman500]

yeah XD

[Liam09601]

thats just what i was gonna say!

[SomeApplesauce]

ahaha ALL of you videos make me laugh so fuckin hard ahhaha

[doublenoose]

1:52 the back up sfx when hes releasing his salady load his funny as hell.

[lllSamSlll]

Dude!!!!

U have to do a Joker imitation!!!

U look just like him!

[west158]

LMAO right at the start... as usual, 5/5 and random

[aoema]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Your comment made me laugh so hard I cried XD

[kewldudexxx5]

HAHA dude i almost pissed myself.

funny vid man! =D

[RebelxxxAngel]

uh-oh.

HE MADE A BIG MESS!

[YourFavoriteHacker]

....uh...

[skaterdudes2020]

He sounds like herbert the pervert

[colomghetto]

yo thats so true

[6MaKeBeLiEvE6]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[mudmonkey111]

All the "Edward" characters should have a fight

[imguitarguy183]

there are no words to describe how terribly disturbed i am right now. He shure accomplished his mission.

[neuroticnikki]

rofl. dude; learn to take a joke. nothing on here is serious. it's allllll good.

[jennyrocks1234567]

oh my god.........

[neuroticnikki]

Oh! Excuse me your royal hiney. It was my mistake. It will never happen again ma'am.

[sasuke120294]

words cannot describe the nightmares I will as a result of this horribly disturbing video.

[neuroticnikki]

ahah. you sound like Harold, the creepy old man from family guy. ;]

[iJamezz]

dude keep making theese edawrd scissor penis vids. THERE HALERIOUSE DUDE lololololololol so good... keep up the good work

[khrysz1e]

hahahahaha ang kuuuleeeet :D

[cutecaligirl33]

umm how did u get it to stay that long without falling lol

[Katsuhono]

It's remind me Salad fingers and this is ure randomness I love it x)

[actrox8]

LMFAO.. his videos are so stupid that are actually funny xD.. good job dude!!! subscribing..

[higoshimaru]

this guy has no life...but hes awesome

[BraydenMcDougall]

so he has more than one penis ?

[thewerdoisme]

o_o

[paulechenle2]

well hope nobodys kicking edward in the croutons!

[FuckTheFuckingSchool]

We're FAMILY!!!

[extremeduudson]

"i was born with a caesar salad...PENIS"

lol hahahahahah

[aaaaaangie]

this was funny. we have the same forks!!!

[bea4anrq12]

lol... kinda sounds like Herbert from Family Guy without the whistle.

[TalbertComedy]

Never really liked salad anyways!