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  • at the end it seemed like he was gonna cry. what's wrong with this guy?

  • What a brilliant caller.

  • what kind of caller is this... the guy's just talking to himself with a 3 minute monologue...

  • A bag of holding would be terrible for such a purpose. a portable hole (or several) would be a much better option, provided you had enough bags of air to keep all of the passengers from suffocating.

  • in one 3 The fact that dinosaurs were as big as they were supports this because of their enormous Muscle Mass and Sheer Size and there are vampires they're called ticks vampire bats mosquitoes, and many others

  • one there were far fewer species back then two the was little water on the surface of Earth as well it was underground and in the upper atmosphere the Earth was actually contained once in what I'd like to call a Hyperbaric Orb or Shell that's why there were Giant's and people living to be over 800 years old well you may say people use Hyperbaric Chamber's today why aren't they turning into Giants and living longer one they weren't born in those condition's two they don't spend all of their lives

  • @15Whoohoo I want you do do an experiment, Hold an open bucket of water over your head and see what happens. What kind of structure would hold 30,000 feet of water over the earth and why don't we have a trace of it today? And if you think that the Earth didn't have any water, where did all the sedimentary rocks come from that are million s of years old?

  • @furblongit They're not millions of years old, they're from the pressure of the water from the flood, and all of the the water vapor that was In the high atmosphere had no dust the condense around to precipitate the water vapor separated Oxygen from most other gases that was until God triggered violent updrafts to bring up the dust so Before you argue with me study the atmosphere and the conditions needed for water to condensate

  • Gravity only works if you look down. -Looney Tunes 15:33

  • Charlie and the candy mountain! Fills my tummy with sweet chocolaty goodness!!

  • great

    

  • i really respect that they let him speak his whole rant - he obviously needed to spill this......

  • So basically the caller has created his own religion based on Christianity, so that is just another one to add to the thousands long list of Christian denominations, but guess what, picking and choosing parts of the bible or parts of religion that suit you still doesn't prove that a "god"/your "god" exists.

  • This is the best site to write on if you want people to call you a low life scum sucking keyboard warrior gay moron idiot retard !! i mean u tube !! its full of fuckwits as am i !!!

  • Only one not arguing. Do I win something?¿

  • @ThatOneGothGuy kudos and street-cred

  • there werent that many animals back then. and the ark, IF real, was more likely a cell containment system. like we have now. the same as how the ark of the covenant was a nuclear device

  • @guineapiggyman Who had that kind of technology back then? Oh, right, aliens...and how do you know they've visited?

  • @ianmathwiz7 you obviously are narrow minded. ok: the ark contained a device which provided the 'manna' for the trek thru the desert. a sustaining food substance (all this is described in detail in jewish texts...). it had to be cleaned once a week (sabbath), just like a nuclear device(similar to what is on the space station now). it was made of certain insulating materials, and the people carrying it had to wear wood or rubber shoes (this is called grounding)......

  • @guineapiggyman So, just because I don't agree with you, I'm narrow-minded? How's that attitude open minded?

  • @ianmathwiz7 im open minded because ive looked into your side. i dont have to believe everything to be open minded

  • @guineapiggyman Exactly; likewise, I don't have to believe what you're saying to be open minded. I've looked into the Ancient Aliens hypothesis before, and even believed it for a short period of time.

  • @ianmathwiz7: Ignore the nutjob, he believes in aliens and UFOs and claims to hold a dozen or so university degrees. XD In reality he is just a troll boy who reads too much conspiracy theory and alien nonsense and likes to talk down on people while pretending to have a clue about the subject.

  • @MsHyde1 ok, now THIS is harassment. and it has been reported ;)

  • @MsHyde1 ok, now THIS is harrasment. AND IT HAS BEEN REPORTED. i dont even know you, nor you, me.

  • @ianmathwiz7 so why dont you believe it anymore? just wondering. is god a more plausible answer?

  • @ianmathwiz7 so why dont you believe anymore?

  • @guineapiggyman Why not? I realized that even if you can come up with examples through history that are consistent with the AA hypothesis, that doesn't confirm it. The mere fact that ancient Hebrew texts, for example, described something consistent with radiation poisoning doesn't mean that it was radiation poisoning, or if it was, that the radioactive material was put there by aliens. I do agree that it's more likely to be aliens than God, though.

  • @ianmathwiz7 ok, well we seem to be on the same page at least. in that you find it more plausible to be aliens. but if you dont currently belive that, then whats your opinion. j/w

  • @guineapiggyman My opinion on what, exactly? The AA hypothesis is used to explain a wide range of phenomena, so you're going to have to be more specific.

  • @ianmathwiz7 well, the AA hypo. is used to explain only a few things in antiquity (gods, visitations, and buildings) but i mean, whats your opinion on how the ancients had such high technology? do you think they somehow stumbled upon nuclear energy, power plants, and levitation of objects? i mean, remember most of these cultures didnt even have the wheel yet.....

  • @guineapiggyman No; I don't think they had such technology in the first place.

  • @ianmathwiz7 then how do you explain all the acheivements? how do you explain the ark? the pyramids? and countless others?

  • @guineapiggyman The ark hasn't been demonstrated to exist. As for the pyramids, the Great Wall of China, etc., they had a lot of manpower. Especially in Egypt, the economy was heavily slave-based, it didn't rain much, and they had hundreds to thousands of years to build these things.

  • @ianmathwiz7 wow. you just demonstrated how little you know about the subject. there were never slaves in egypt during the kingdoms of pyramid building

  • @guineapiggyman You don't call Egypt's strong social stratification, and the almost universal submission of the lower classes to hard labour slavery? Either way, they had a lot of labour power.

  • @ianmathwiz7: Piggyman may be a notorious liar in some aspects and the alien theory is a bunch of horsepoo but he is right when it comes to slavery. You claims are in no way whatsoever supported by archeaological/Egyptological evidence. Don't get me wrong, I understand what you want to say and you are right. They had a lot of labour power to build the pyramids in a couple of decades but it was NOT slavery. People must really ditch that bible myth.

  • @MsHyde1 you, sir are a prick. what are your credentials? what is YOUR theory? cant you just let me live my life, and debate with others about something you know nothing about? by following me around youtube (i dont even knwo who your are!), you only show how little else you have to do. how long is this gonna go on? (not that i care, i mean i can always just make another account, dumby), but it just shows how boring your life is. lol

  • @guineapiggyman: I don't know? Maybe until you apologize for claiming scientific degrees you don't own? It's like claiming military honours you don't have: utterly dishonest and disgusting.

  • @MsHyde1 im not gonna apologize for something i never claimed (why dont you apologize for killing the jews?? BECAUSE YOU DIDNT!) the only 'degree' of any kind that i do have is an honorary degree in music (im a flautist). and i PROMISE you, i WILL apologize, and i will kiss your ass for hours on end, if you can provide this 'video' you supposedly have seen about me saying such claims. but you cant for some reason...? yeah. thats sounds real legit....

  • @guineapiggyman: You can't talk yourself out of a list of google cache links showing exactely what you wrote on youtube with the user name guineapiggyman which only exists ONCE on youtube. So how do you explain it? Did your little bother use it and incidentally talk abou the same topics as you, use the same moronic arguments and terms like "hun" and "clow-shoes"? Yeah, right. And the videos you had uploaded were some other guy talking as well. XD

  • @MsHyde1 why do you keep claiming that i said the name appears more than once?? i never did. but who really cares. the issue here is you said you have me on video, the burden of proof is on you, then YOU CANT PRODUCE A VIDEO. see how that makes you look? if you really had a video, then you would post it and shame me in front of everyone. but you dont, so bye.

  • @guineapiggyman:

    No, the issue is here that you deny you claimed you hold about a dozen univerity degrees and that there is definite proof for it and you still deny it.

    And I never claimed I have a video, I told you from the start FishHeadSalad saved one of your embarassing episodes and you claim it is someone else you saved the video from. Seriously, you couldn't find a more ridiculous excuse?

    You claimed honours you don't own which is shameful and pathetic.

  • @MsHyde1 ok, so which is it? did i claim it, or did i deny it? and the answer isnt both (thats something called an ''oxymoron'). i still cant believe your claiming absolute, definite proof of it, yet you CANT PRODUCE THIS EVIDENCE. lol actually, this has given me a few laughs in the past week, as ive been showing your messages to my friends, etc.

  • @MsHyde1 oh, sorry then...:you said you 'knew of' a video of me saying whatever shit you claimed i said, then when pressured (by me and others) to show this video, or show a link to it, etc. you couldnt. THEN you showed me a video on fishheadsalad's (btw: very cognitive, trustworthy name:/) and the video was of some 15 yr old white kid saying whatever (couldnt really understand half of it...) i couldve claimed racism, but i didnt, cuz i know you genuinly thought that was me.

  • @MsHyde1 the only honors i have to claim is that, as a job, i raise ginny pigs (for a pet store) and that i play drums and flute (again, NOT relative to ANY video ive EVER commented on, so i still dont see what you mean.) (thirdharmonyDOTwebsDOTcom is a website i own, as well as parapsychDOTwebsDOTcom/x.htm. thats it! never claimed any more or less.)

  • @ianmathwiz7 ok, well have you happened to do any of the 'legwork' (math) involved? to build a pyramid, lets say, like khufu's, you would need a ramp over 5 miles long (at 10 degree incline) which would be more material than the pyramid itself, (and therefore need other ramps to build...). also, you would need to cut and place 1 brick every 9 SECONDS for 30-32 years straight. do you think they did that? i mean, honestly....?!

  • @ianmathwiz7 ignore 'mshyde', btw, apparently he thinks he knows me (though he has repeatedly failed requests to name me, and describe me lol). he/shes just a troll. check out her channel, trolling EVERYWHERE!. kinda pathetic, ya know?

  • @ianmathwiz7 if anyone not grounded touched it, they were electrocuted 'struck down'. and all the people involved in the cleaning/operating ended up with radiation burns (welts), their hair, teeth and nails fell out as a result. just like people who get radiation poisoning nowadays. okhams razor: is it more probable that it was a machine, or gods miracle device? i suggest reading the book 'the manna machine'. it WILL change your outlook on the subject.

  • God is real, and He loves you.

  • @SummerSunshine1988

    Which god specificaly? The all-merciful god, setting up the hell system? The all-knowing god, who already knows wether or not you end in hell before he creates you, and still chooses to create you? The god who sacrifices himself to himself for a loop-hole in his perfect plan? Are you claiming a god sacrificing himself to himself, rewarding himself with eternal rule over heaven for a few days of pain, is really sacrificing anything? This BS worked on you?

  • @tdjdk : Hell is a warning, not a threat. Yes, God knows where you will eventually end up. But you do not. That's the whole point. For you to learn. God did not "sacrifice Himself to Himself". Jesus sacrificed Himself to the Father on our behalf. And it wasn't a loophole. God knew what He was doing the whole time. Are you claiming that pain that lasts a short while is insignificant?

  • @SummerSunshine1988 " Yes.God knows where you will eventually end up. But you do not. That is the point." Are you saying that human beings have no influence on whether they go to heaven or hell? It's already decided?

  • @Smithpolly : As I said, God already knows where you are going. We are here to hopefully gain God's qualities within ourselves.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 So are you saying God is going to send everyone to heaven then and we're only here to get ready for that?

  • @Smithpolly : I said "hopefully". Those who do not believe in God will not be entering Heaven.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 You mean I've got to hope that I'm one of the lucky ones that God has chosen to gain those qualities in order to enter heaven.

  • @Smithpolly : Gaining the qualities isn't a pre-requisite. And you don't have to hope. If you believe, you can know.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 But it doesn't matter what I believe if God already knows who's going where. I'm going where I'm going. There's nothing I can do about it.

  • @Smithpolly : God won't send a true believer to Hell. You can easily convert.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 But God already knows where I'm going. So he knows if I'm going to hell. And if I'm going to hell I can't easily convert. I'm going where I'm going.

  • @Smithpolly : I mean that if God knows you are going to end up in Heaven, you will convert at some point in your life. Even if it's on your death bed.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 In which case, if God knows you are going to end up in Hell you will never convert at some point in your life. Not even on your death bed. In other words, you're saying that it's preordained who is going to hell and who going to heaven and humans have no choice in the matter.

  • @Smithpolly : The Bible does speak of the "elect". So in a way you are right.

  • @SummerSunshine1988  So you're OK with that? You think that's a fair and just system?

  • @Smithpolly : I also believe that people have free will. So yes, I'm okay with that.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 If they have fair will God can't know who is going to hell or heaven in advance. It's either preordained or they have free will. It can't be both. So which do you think it is?

  • @Smithpolly : Both. God knows where you will end up, but He gives you every chance to prove Him wrong. 

  • @SummerSunshine1988 It can't be both. If you have a chance of proving him wrong that means he cannot know for certain where you will end up. The only way he can know for sure is if you have no chance to prove him wrong.

  • @Smithpolly : It can be both if you never actually prove Him wrong.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 Once again, how can it be both? If he knows you're going to hell, and you can't prove him wrong, that's mean you have no free will in the matter. You're going to hell. If he knows you going to heaven and you can't prove him wrong that means you have no free will in the matter. You're going to heaven. You're either damned or saved and there's nothing you can do to change that.

  • @Smithpolly : That's why I said you're kind of right.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 So if going to hell or heaven is preordained, do you consider that a fair and just system?

  • @Smithpolly : Yes, if that's what God has chosen to do. That's fine by me.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 So if God chose to tell you to murder a child, would you do it? Would that be fine by you too?

  • @Smithpolly : That already happened once, and the child didn't get murdered. I don't know how I personally would react in a situation like that.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 So you don't think it would be totally unreasonable of a God to ask you to murder a child?. And you're not totally opposed to murdering a child in that situation?

  • @Smithpolly : I am opposed to a human being taking the life of another human being. But I believe that God's judgments and decisions are always right and just.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 “Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.”

    Steven Weinberg quote.

  • @Smithpolly : Good people do bad things all the time. Most anybody has the ability to do most anything under the right circumstances.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 And in your case, the right circumstance is religion. You say your God loves us but he will send people to hell simply for not believing in him. And that's OK with you. Your God loves us but he will ask you to murder a child and you would and that's OK with you.

  • @Smithpolly : I said I didn't know how I would react in that situation.

    Not believing is as much of a sin as any. And sin deserves death. I don't make the rules.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 So you would be prepared to use your own judgement if God asked you to kill a child? You would be prepared to say "No. A loving God would never ask me to do that?"

  • @Smithpolly : I am saying that God knows that we can't live up to His expectations. That's where Jesus steps in.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 Can you answer the question that I asked? Would you be prepared to use your own judgement if God asked you to kill a child? Would you be prepared to say "No. A loving God would never ask me to do that?"

  • @Smithpolly : I might say no, but I would never accuse God of not being loving.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 If you consider that it would be a loving thing for God to ask you to murder a child, why do you have such a problem with saying "Yes. I would murder a child. Definitely. No question asked."

  • @Smithpolly : Deciding who lives and who dies isn't a question of love, it's a question of judgment. I'm not about to tell God that He can't judge.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 Trust me. I know that ordering someone to murder a child isn't a question of love. As to your not being prepared to tell God that He can't judge, that's not true. You are. In your judgement, murdering a child is clearly a deeply creepy thing to do and you are not prepared to say "I will murder a child, no questions asked, if God asked me to do so"

  • @Smithpolly : God doesn't kill simply for the sake of killing either, much as you may think otherwise.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 What difference should it make to you if he did? You're not about to tell God that He can't judge?.

  • @Smithpolly : I'm not telling Him, I'm telling you.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 Aren't you? Presumably you think he knows everything about you and everything you think. So you're telling him that in your judgement if he was to kill simply for the sake of killing, you would think he was wrong to do that.

  • @Smithpolly : That's in His judgment too, though, so that's okay.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 You think it's his judgement because you would be appalled at the idea of a God who would kill for the sake of killing. So back to the child who is still awaiting his fate at your hands. Is ordering you to murder a child something that is in your judgement too appalling for your loving God to ask of you?

  • @Smithpolly : No, I know it's His judgment because it's in the Bible. "Do not kill".

    People in the Bible were asked by God to kill many times. Whether it is in my ability to obey such a command is questionable. That's the official answer I'm going to give you on that particular matter.

  • @SummerSunshine1988

    I don't understand what your point is.

    If God tells us in the Bible not to kill why would God have asked people in the Bible to kill many times.

  • @Smithpolly : Only God has the right to decide who lives and who dies. When a human being takes the life of another human being, that is wrong. When God decides that it's someone's time, that's His judgment.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 When God decides that it's someone's time, that's His judgment. And clearly at least some of the time, you question his judgement since you are not prepared to say you would kill a child just because told he told you to do so. ( which is a good thing, by the way )

  • @Smithpolly : I'm still fairly new in my walk with God. One thing I've learned is that it's okay to question and be unsure.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 You seem to be doing fairly well, then. I find it hard to reconcile a loving God with a God who would condemn someone to an eternity in hell simply because that person doesn't believe in God for a few short years on earth. But apparently that makes perfect sense to you. So I wouldn't worry if I were you. At this rate, you should, if your loving God asks you to do so, be prepared to kill children in a year or so. Well done, you.

  • @Smithpolly : It takes faith. I know you don't have that. Maybe you will someday.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 Maybe one day, I'll be one of the lucky ones who understands how it's OK to kill children for my loving god. That sounds....really,really creepy.

  • @Smithpolly : I agree. This just goes back to my statement that God doesn't kill or order the killing of anyone just for kicks. 

  • @SummerSunshine1988 You said "I agree". I don't understand what you mean. What did I say that you agree with?

  • @Smithpolly : I don't remember. Been a long day.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 Funnily enough, that's about the most sensible thing you've said. You should get some rest.

  • @Smithpolly : I know you don't think I make a lot of sense. Most atheists hold that opinion about me.

  • @SummerSunshine1988

    Most theists would question the sense of your religious views. All atheists would question the sense of your religious views.

  • @Smithpolly : I understand that.

  • @SummerSunshine1988 Actively wish someone will go insane is just wrong.

  • @TomVodkaCollins : I don't wish any such thing.

  • Matt is without a doubt the biggest douche bag on this earth. God shouldnt let him even Eat those 12 cookies he eats a night anymore.

  • @miken23barnett there is no god, also he is not a douche, he just uses his brain, unlike you.

  • Why are all of kyokumajr's videos incredibly hard if not possibly to hear?

    What sort of software did you use to edit these? A brick?

  • @GnosticHumanist A brick would be hardware... good try though

  • @01:15 for the beginning of the mental orgasm.

  • the ark is like Hermione's purse

  • An "arc" is a spark of electricity.

  • @miken23barnett Insulting someone you don't know as well as being judgmental because he no longer shares your imaginary friend. Nice Christian behavior. I applaud you since you *could* be a bigger asshole. At least you didn't threaten to behead Matt like some other religious tards.

  • @miken23barnett Matt'snot a christard anymore because he actually read that horrible, pathetic book of mythical nonsense and realized that xtianity is just a cult

  • So... the Ark is a TARDIS?

  • wow, they just sat there.

  • @AlwaysDisagreeing

    The thing is that Creatonists of this sort aren't Christians, first and foremost: they're authoritarians. They worship authority. Science HAS authority, and so they both hate it and covet it. They hate that it contradicts their beliefs, but they covet the authority for themselves...so they attempt to reinvent it in a form sympathetic to their cause, in an attempt to achieve the unquestioned authority they imagine their pronouncements deserve,

  • I've been trying to figure out the name of that song for months and now I've given up. won't somebody tell me the name of that song in the intro?

  • @kingkong8974 The song is called "Televangelist" by Robert R. Butler.

    You can find virtually any song by Google-ing a few of the words in the lyrics. I just brought up Google and entered "make me flashy make me florid" and the song appeared at the top of the list. Hope this helps for future reference. =)

  • I can't help but disagree with this person. I believe that organized religion is a blight on modern society and science as it uses baseless claims to hurt our progress, but there is nothing wrong with personal beliefs. A person will believe all manner of stupid things, but without a unifying voice that brings thousands of them together into a mob it's essentially harmless.

    Believe what you will, but don't bring an ancient book's parables into a modern debate over modern issues.

  • Even if the animals survive the voyage of Noah's Ark, the herbivores aren't going to have any vegetation to eat, as has been wiped out by the flood. The carnivores aren't going to have enough animals to eat, as from eating an animal in these circumstances will cause extinction. Talk about naive. I did not copy and paste this. This is my final comment. Thank-you and goodnight.

  • Genesis 7:19: The flood waters are going to cover all of the mountains by a depth of 20 ft., putting the altitude of the flood waters at a height of 29,055 ft. Animals at that height would freeze to death, and animals that would survive these temperatures such as polar bears will die from suffocation in an atmosphere that has 33% less oxygen. This is part three out of 4 parts to my comment. I thought there would be three parts, but there are four. Cry me a river!

  • Supposedly containing enough provisions to supply hundreds of thousands of animals for 1 year. In one year, two elephants alone require 365,000 lbs. of food and 36,500 gal. of water. This is part two out of 3 parts to my comment.

  • The Titanic - a steel vessel consisting of 175 ft. in height, 882 ft. in length & 92 ft. in width. Containing enough provisions to supply 3,547 people for 7 days.

    The Titanic - a steel vessel consisting of 175 ft. in height, 882 ft. in length & 92 ft. in width. Containing enough provisions to supply 3,547 people for 7 days.

    Noah's Arc - a wooden ship consisting of 45 ft. in height, 450 ft. in length & 75 ft. in length. This is part one out of 3 parts to my comment.

  • man this guy has practiced his speech

  • noahs arc LMAO i forgot about that childrens book

  • @cfarinho1 I'm sorry I didn't know English wasn't your native language.

  • @cfarinho1 How old are you Mr. miss spell?

  • Funny how stuff in the Bible is true and people are denounced and even murdered for saying otherwise only up to the point we prove it 100% wrong then it's suddenly just myth's and stories to teach life lessons. Such bullshit. All these gods are just gods of the gaps and they rule those gaps with an iron fist until we take it from them with a sharp mind.

  • "Noah had a pocket dimension built into the Ark, that's how so many animals could fit inside"

    But don't pocket dimensions fall under Black Magic?

    "I guess..."

    So, Noah used Black Magic, so that makes him bad under your ideals, right?

    "Oh, no, God wanted him to use it; that makes it ok!"

    *face palm head desk* The hypocrisy is more obvious than Charlie Sheen being an EPICFAIL of a human...

  • this is the second time ive heard them mention dungeons and dragons and i think ive heard them mention star trek 3 times, i do love these people haha

  • That was a brilliant summary of the falsehood that is religion.

  • That's hilarious that an anarchist, which is a political philosophy was originally and still is based on a foundation of atheism, believes in a literal interpretation of the Bible! And I should know as I'm an anarcho-syndicalist (but not a religious loony).

  • Too bad the bag of holding has a limit. Although it would be easy to homebrew a "Boat of holding".

  • @GaelicHighlander

    Well, perhaps a bit more than a few miles... but agreed, definitely not a planetary scope.

  • BAG OF HOLDING LOL

  • @GaelicHighlander Or they'll say that those stories are revelations that tell us that these are things to come in the future. Neverending bs.

  • a bag of holding!!! I haven't heard that in over 20 yrs...awesome!

  • This is hilarious! I love how the caller says there are 10b species Noah put on the ark when there is no such thing from the Bible text. Yet all the posters here and the video commentators are all congratulating themselves on how 'smart' they think they are when it's just one big blunder. If ANY had done some actual work on the text they would've known this. No, in this instance, the logic of toddlers ='s that of adults in that neither did any linguistics work on the text.

  • @bubses

    The bible says something to the effect of "2 of every kind of animal and the creeping thing." The extrapolation takes into account all of the animals and insects of which we are aware. 10 Billion is definitely an exaggeration, but the actual number of species is still between 2 and 30 million... times two, since you need both sexes. Way more than would ever fit on a single boat. The writers of the bible simply had no idea how many animals there actually were in the world.

  • @mtszabo

    Well, it actually limits it to only those things that have the breath of life (Gen 7:15). So by extrapolation, only those creeping things that had the breath of life.  Breath of life meaning anything that had a O2/CO2 blood sytem.

  • @bubses

    Which is still over a million animals, times two. The flood story is in there to illustrate the Wrath of God; to frighten the masses into submission. When that stopped working, they invented Hell.

  • @mtszabo Hell was their best invention to scare people. But since burnings at the stake are no longer legal, their best arguement is gone.

  • There are NO ATHEISTS in a foxhole!!!

  • oh yes its so dangerous lol!

  • can someone explain reverse evangilizing to me? ive never heard that term before :o

  • Best...caller...ever!

  • The caller's speech is f*cking awesome, well thought out, and well said.

  • wow that kid can TALK

    I am assuming he wrote all that down so he could get it out!

  • ★★★★★

  • I could find any 5yr old in the world and find obvious logical flaws in the Noah story

  • good caller! ^^ Smart guy

  • Bag Of Holding holyshit......flashback do good old D&D......i mess 2ndEd...

    this 4thEd sucks

  • @BlackPhantom559 Fred Phelps and the Catholic Church are both extremist. It is folks like the Quakers who are the patsies in this deal.

    Yes, I am a former Southern Baptist. I was very devout and wanted very much to be a good Christian. I even went to a Baptist university to study the Bible. It was there that I realized the whole thing was not merely ridiculous, unreliable, contradictory and wrong, but outright evil. The Bible actively promotes slavery, misogyny, xenophobia, murder and rape.