10 Ways to Tell if You're a Noob

[HOLYSHITAKIdood]

I think the pistol should be able to make smoothies.

[123Crazysheep]

Everyone was a noob at some point. Don't deny it.

[FalloftheMorningStar]

ah, the Golden Age...

[TheHurricanecalhoon]

ure a noob if u watched this video

[FifaVidsSoccerUpdate]

still the best

[sebbomm]

lol Sims music in the background xD

[jaffrey222]

whats the sound from? thumbs up if u think its from a CALCULATER

[Distract3]

Halo 2 is my favorite. double bxr's all day

[MrSlappypants]

obviously you stole this made by hollywood halo HH in other words by imsuck you way to go ripping this vid of

[theoreticallyrad]

@MrSlappypants Obviously there's credit in the description.

[MrSlappypants]

@theoreticallyrad then y post this again make your own videos they just might be badass

[stryfe1000]

the 5 numbers in name is fucking hilarious lmao

[xXmason4000Xx]

If only they didn't shut down the halo2 severs :(

[SUGAR54446]

HAH!

[yazdhan190]

urgh

they say im a trigger happy guy

[bjorn5dec]

R.I.P. Halo 3 now.

[albinomonkey27]

and who blocks hbo?

[albinomonkey27]

this reminds me of rvb

[BBoyable]

After watching this, I have only one thing to say.... yesh i'm a noob.

[N00Player69]

NOOB COMBO ^.^ xD

[51seafan]

if your a noob..................and be a tard!

[crazyflaps169]

halo 2 is still awesome i play it all the time on my original Xbox

[Airsoftdeathroll]

lol, nerds

[Bigwood380]

96 people are noobs

[Rayman304]

I've never played Halo...what HBO suppose to be?? (666th comment...lol )

[megamuffin15]

@Rayman304 HBO stands for Halo.Bungie.Org. It is the unofficial fanclub website for Bungie and Halo, whilst the real homepage for Halo and Bungie is Bungie.net

[xXsudeki4Xx]

@sadman1009 its a newbie,idiot

[loicjikko]

i knew it was i'm suck the filmer lol

[CardDontShoot]

I miss halo 2

[legwally]

what does noob mean? is the nedler a noob wepon?

[HCECorporal]

@legwally Wow. You're totally a noob.

[sadman1009]

@legwally A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense

[JoaoTondela]

I first saw this movie 4 years ago and it still rocks omg. RIP Halo 2, best multiplayer ever.

You guys rock ;)

[MidFace9thbass]

It may be funny but im still an xboxHATER!!!!!!!!

[MidFace9thbass]

this video is so funny even though i dont even play xbox this is extremely funny!

[xXxGaaraOfTheDesert]

First way to tell is ... If u play Galo

[loverofreno]

but i want it to make smoothies.. lol btw i DO NOT play so yes i am a noob X3

[blalolz]

2:43 he says porn? pink rainbows?

[nyjets1111]

this poeple are retarded

[megamuffin15]

Four years later and everything in this video still holds true

[runeplaya5]

never gets old xD

[idonthavevids1]

sims 1 music FTW!!!!

[Firescater1]

@idonthavevids1 i thought i was the only one who noticed...lol

[dragonair907]

You're a noob in Halo if you play it.

[McDonaldLyle]

i no who the guy with more than 5 numbers in gamer tag he be rellated to my mate scott c

[RAINBOWxEYEZ]

ha.

I miss halo 2. ]:

lol

[Sazalamel1]

wow....i cant crouch jump, but im really good in halo3 xD

[TehPPChannel]

lol sims music.

[Mangopwnza]

@TehPPChannel Ye i luv the sims Music So goddamn CAATCHY!

[tehnoobb]

Awesome!!

[Prankholics]

i saw a halo video and said "that weapon kinda looks like a p90 from mw2" and he sent me hate mail. lol

[0x0Angels0x0]

lol! "hbo"

[invaderzimrules132]

#11: if you think HALO is a better game than any other and that shooting someone with a freaking laser results in no physical damage

[roxasfruit]

the 5 numbers thin is probably why i chose the universal name "Stalker ZHS"

lol an added ability to make smoothies, that would be nice for the pistol tho

[dogpacks]

Wow, I'm a n00b!

[breakbdx]

not being a noob means play 24/7 to become a pro :P

nah im not like that :p

noob 4 ever <3 having fun is the most important part !:D

[killersniper1000]

I have a ? are Noobs a frade to get killed

[as101345207]

You're a noob if u get a video to get alot of views from other person that's better than you at making movies

[skul57]

I think it's a compliment to be bad at video games. At least I'm good at sports, girls, friends, girls, school, wit, girls, playing music, and did I forget girls?

[DCC727]

you know your a noob.. if u play halo 3

[QCpures]

true go mw2

[johnmilo117]

3:15 ROFL!!!!

[xDevo10]

what is that song at the end =S

[pulsereaperOriginal]

i headshoted a guy in halo when he was in a hornet

[LukeNukem3000]

@pulsereaperOriginal fluke

[janekbaranek]

me too

[MrHalo3elite]

i want a smoothie maker on a gun that wold be cool on my rifle so when i go hunting i wold have some thing to drink lol

[lolking3]

HBO is a movie channel for astro

[liquidiam0nd]

dude what is hbo?????????

[Atlaspower78]

Yeah.. Noob... fascinating.

[ginrummy20]

i may be a noob at halo but your all noobs at life

[XjadosFTW]

lol

[k4len]

Anyone who plays halo is a noob. IMO.

[m0u0s0e0]

dude, you sound like my 100 year old grandma, and she's dead.

.....NO I DOHHNT

[Ag3ntW1nd3x]

I love this video :P

[wildvine104678]

the bitch ripped off my friends video!itsw his video..dumbass...

[theoreticallyrad]

Who?

[Waldron38]

@theoreticallyrad imSuck is the orginal owner of this vid

[ZanderSetProductions]

@theoreticallyrad imSuck

[lefthandedguitar]

What is HBO?

[shadowlincroft]

2:44 i don't get it he's not even dual weilding.

[FuNkYrEtArD911]

halo geeks

[teh1337storm]

you know your a noob... if you play halo

[Igor3123]

You know you are a noob, if you are pointlessly commenting on vids you don't even like. I mean seriously dude get a life! (BTW The level 40 dude was freakin awesome XD)

[danish211]

you know you are a noob when you complain about people trying to make someone look like a retard on youtube and laugh for no reason

[remember132]

Why ya gotta break balls?

[teh1337storm]

cuz my hatred for halo is over 9000

go buy call of duty

or world of warcraft

or counterstrike

[Dexion131]

amen 2 taht

[Ivaria]

Lol, The Sims music XD

[TheAmericanCanadian]

sims music in the backround. lol.

[lantz8660]

at 3:36 did u say Julian?cuz my name is Julian xD

[cody12345249]

ye he said julian

[MonsterChannnel]

I use the sword thats it im only 4% noob lol i like last part 3:36

[sgtfastfinger]

lol good vid im not a noob

[crazything777]

Lol.

[BrAndOnWUlvE316]

im not a noob except I have 11 numbers on my gamertag

[eriktrauma]

I do not need 10 ways to tell that you are a noob!!

Greetz

[xCursedManiacx]

ur a noob if you call someone a noob, noob....

[mightyflamelord]

lol then you are a noob too :p

[xCursedManiacx]

you betcha! lol

[raterman10]

wtf i dont have the game but its funny when i see it! dont say that if someone doesnt have that

[MrKillah101]

lol the sims music

[GamingAndMusicLover]

i agree with the pistol thing but i wish i did make smothies. that woul kick ass

[xxgunsxx120]

Sad thing is everything else is in ODST

[surfyspy]

hahahahah the part!!! if u wear pink ribbons in ur hair just the blue guy hahahahahaa yeah thats..hey wait what?

3:34

[JUNIOR6289]

hahaha noob

[rzq100]

your a noob if you think tamoto is a vegetiable. a kid says hey do they make tomatos taast so sweet through through there a out a vegitable. the guy screams it a fruit god damit!! and he shoots him.

[IHUN7U]

i love this video!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your a noob...no no no your absolutly a noob if you own at territories. TRUE

[YGDragon93]

omg my hbo is blocked !!!!!1

[masterchiefjames24]

abbility to make smothies :D

[Leontheon]

LOL wtf? LOL xD

[dexmowY24]

shit

[AirmanUSAF2011]

Haha!!! Gamertag wit more den 5 numbers!!!!

Haha Nice one!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!! XD

[phillipwowm]

00:25 - 00:35 so funny i wonder who he is

[suckmacaq]

2:10 - 2:15

lmao

[GhostVenom051]

When I started playing halo, I didn't know how to crouch-jump

[crispytheninga25]

" and lastly if u wear pink ribbons in ur hair like gilean"

"thats right little pink- hey wait what?"

LOL

[VenturiRulla]

gg^^

[7530andrew]

well i guss im a noob cause smoothies are awesome

[cct17]

there is a pistol like that in halo 3 odst but without the smoothies

[JimRoss1992]

i coulda sworn I saw a smoothie maker somewhere on that thing..

[MrJhuey1]

thats kinda weird bcuz my friend joseph does all of that he basicaly owns halo3=[

[dannyphantom838]

what happened to nade spammers who complain about hackers every time they die?

[llburnu]

They got falcon-err plasma-punched into not being around to be filmed

[dannyphantom838]

oh.

[baseballhero777]

hahahahaha this vid is the jizz

[ignaciomarley]

Technically speaking, my comment wasnt aimed at you and i wasnt really trying to communicate with you so please FUCK OFF. Butting into a conversation is also considered rude can also get you slapped OREEYO. I never said i was concerned with the way people speak. I just don't understand why people cant just say HEY YOU SUCK. Sounds more offensive than NOOB!

Oh and if i capitalize my i's i would need to waste time pressing an extra button.

Im not being graded on grammar so i can care less.

[judgeofcrap]

i used to pown at halo 3 man like epic ownage mvp ever round but i stoped playing for a year

[Grodinz]

If you are proud about being skilled in halo, you fail in life, epicly.

[ipodia]

wtf is up with the smoothie?

[ignaciomarley]

You are a BOOB!!!!!!!

[ignaciomarley]

Noob is not a word. In fact everytime i hear people say the word likes its an actual word i feel like slapping them.

Im 13 and i dont even say that 10 year old word. Maybe my parent raised me right id dont know.

oh and since when is it a crime to suck at a video game.?

[darkandlight64]

noob is a word now

[Oreeyo]

Technically speaking, noob does seem to meet the ill-defined criteria of a" word". Regardless, it still has a definition, and thus a meaning. Also, if you're so concerned with people speaking/writing correctly, you should probably start by capitalizing "I". Additionally, as a good rule of thumb, it's considered rude to criticize someone's parents and/or their upbringing, which in many circumstances can get you slapped.

[fangchanger]

what are you some kind of english teacher you dont need to correct people

[2bitscrazy]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

smoothies.

[killer0721]

Wait, theres only 9 ways here

[haloswarm]

ok what is the deal with hbo?

[Traykendude21]

what is so bad about owning at territories? isn't that a sign of skill?

[omegasquad45]

no cause its to easy to own there

[williamfmc]

God! you are missing some keys on your keyboard! Thats an ownage spelling!

[NickelbacksNo1fan]

what even is the noob combo?

[ZinkyLink]

i think its 2 power-weapons

[deathangel606]

no its a fully charged plasma pistol round and then the br to the head

[Serashii]

QFT

[rossyboy108]

shotgun and sword

[yugiro25]

lol "Yeah thats right..Hey wait what..!?" xD

[raterman10]

wait guys hold on...just wait a second my computer froze...hold on i gotta open up my (something) alarm...on standby, guys stop it! oh thank u jesus christ now let me open up my programs, yadda yadda yadda...bam bam bam bam (blasts more) omg!!1 (dies). so funny, too bad i accidently hit 2 stars insted of five

[Randumguy69]

FAIL

[SNUFFLINGCOMA]

lol if u wear pink ribbons in ur hair lol

[HIPfreez226]

what halo is it

[bigmoe4111]

Halo 2

[DamnZombiesAteMe]

imsuck is my homie.

[crazymagicaltaco]

yea im a girl and i play halo...GET OVER IT!

[joshrulesdahouse]

RATHER BE A NERD LIKE YOU!

[Leic400]

Jajajaja. it´s funny!

[haterkiller67]

.........PORN!! LMAO :D

[THE252]

im a noob

[tycocars]

well i am deff a noob hahaha.. hey whats that song thats playes at the end...

[poopzoid111]

im sooo not a noob!!!

[halokid57]

sims music

[AK12221]

but there are no level up thing

[90Frenchfries]

I loved that video :] you should do same but with halo 3

[killthedead23]

wait... that background music is from The Sims. I love that game!!!

[wyndhole]

This wasn't made by Halo Grid it was made by imsuck

[Buzzerman2120]

ur not like those people who make fun of n00bs even though they r n00bs

[Lordofdragons16]

You know your a noob if you have to ask "am i a noob?"

[zeirrebelggig]

1 way to tell that your a noob you dont know how to reload

[Flamer972]

lol, and added smoothie maker

[ShadeDravinas]

I like the last line, it's great

[Surgex27x]

um...its halo 2 retard. theres only one armor set

[HaseoXjackel]

XD noob

[dampkottla]

it was a joke ok dont get crazy... lol you are angry guy...

[haveachicken224]

gad damnit whats your fucking name lol best line

yeh, if you're a noob...

what?

...and...be a corpse!

better line lol