You should've included the part in Season 3 when Dexter told her that Rita was pregnant and Debra said "A baby? A fucking rolly polly chubby cheek shit machine?" That made me creased. By far her best line ever.
She's amazing. Cracks me up every time (metric fuck ton of coffee...classic)! I think the way the shirt is taken in in the back makes it look like sweat, but it's just the light. I thought the same thing at first.
actualy, she has no emotion, its that one god damn face ALL THE TIME. that mouth agape surprised angry look SHE ALWAYS DOES, got old season 1 episode 1, honestly shes the only actress on the show i dont like. the rest at least have variance in their facial expressions and tone of voice.
obviously holding your mouth open when you look at anything makes you seem intelligent RIGHT ? she might as well be drooling, its an insult against every able actress who auditioned for that role.
I don't know who I should say is the best character.
- Dexter because a) it's all about Dexter and b) he has some mental problems or
- St. Deb for being the patron saint of borderline-Tourettes swearing?
I made up my mind. It's still Dexter. At least his mental psychosis ain't as bad as Queen 'Drinks a Metric Fuck Ton of Coffee and Doesn't Find Shit'...
ha, guess what I found, trimed trees? NO haha, her enthusiasem almost makes me want to be a cop at times...she looked pretty good in that scean for no sleep
Debra's just fucking awesome.
Lalagartitita 1 week ago 3
Just once, she should run though the Seven in order...
CDenic 1 week ago
You should've included the part in Season 3 when Dexter told her that Rita was pregnant and Debra said "A baby? A fucking rolly polly chubby cheek shit machine?" That made me creased. By far her best line ever.
harikays1992 1 week ago
Where is the part when she is talking about Laila?
zzonnic 1 week ago
i love this chick.
Caitlin77811 1 week ago
LOVE..her : ) !!
rickster277 2 weeks ago
fuck standards. i love girls who fucking talk like this
billytamer 1 month ago
Holy Frankenfuck!
laikapupkino 1 month ago
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a metric fuckton xD
mrdusanx1 1 month ago
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mrdusanx1 1 month ago
I love when she says fuck nut
Zombiedollies 1 month ago
a metric fuckton LOL
Shartillery 1 month ago 4
omg its so annoying how Jennifer Carpenter is such a under rated actor!
Shes fukin amassing she deserves way more credit and opportunities than she gets
iSleepForever 1 month ago 8
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@iSleepForever shes shit and i hope dexter kills her, annoying foulmouthed idiotic bitch
emokiller907 1 month ago
Sometimes it's a little off putting, but I will say this, that last clip was the sexiest "fuck you" I've ever seen.
2bare2foot2 2 months ago 5
No! I didn't find SHIT! - Gets me every time.
KBel20 2 months ago 8
MOTHERFUCKING TRIMMED TREES
DonAgalloch 2 months ago 8
I'm typing this with one hand right now.
83alx 2 months ago 2
Lol the Tree Trimmer scene is one of my fave Deb moments.
MostCamperKills 2 months ago 7
That haircut looked good on her.
MostCamperKills 2 months ago
you are my last itched ass fucked effort hahahaha
horsepheus 3 months ago
fuck, im sick of watching one two three minute dexter clips again n again: i'd rather watch the whole bloody motherfuckin show again!!
alisikander 3 months ago 2
deb is golden
necessaryevil101 3 months ago 5
MOTHERFUCKING TRIMMED TREES
DonAgalloch 3 months ago
She makes curse words sound so cute somehow. xD Deb is definitely my favorite character after Dexter.
lerasai 4 months ago 6
@lerasai
Same here :)
MostCamperKills 2 months ago
I freaking love Deb a metric fuck ton :L
iSleepForever 4 months ago 2
If Harrison starts saying, "fuck" with every word we will know how has been babysitting.
alexoficeland 4 months ago 8
lmao!!!!! easily one of my favourite DEB scenes!!!
scyllaandcharybdis 4 months ago
and crying.
FBI - f**ing bunch of idiots lol
jrswordfish1 4 months ago
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Aw you left out my favorite quote of hers "A motherfucking, rolly-polly, chubby cheeked shit machine."
biohazard951753 4 months ago
hahaha, i love deb! but i kind of feel pity for her... she works very hard and dexter always blow her theories down for his sake :(
anyways, cant wait for the 6st!
murifreakshow 5 months ago
The Dexter serie is called in America the " peep" show :D of all the swearing of her :p
CLEnforcer 5 months ago
"You should stop, it's giving you tourettes."
summerskyfilms 5 months ago 6
Al Swearengen said, "wow, she's got a filthy mouth!"
JunkyardKid 5 months ago
@JunkyardKid Deadwood and I salute you, Cocksuckers!
downhomesunset 2 months ago
mother fucking trimed trees lol
BklynHaitianCuz 5 months ago
The voice of angel.......from hell, ha ha!
devonanthony1969 5 months ago
"How much coffee have you had?"
"A metric...fuck ton."
"Well, you should stop. It's giving you Tourette's."
irishdancingchicken 5 months ago
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You should stop, its giving you tourettes
jasonlee0290 5 months ago
deb is my favorite charcter on the whole fucking show. that motherfucking bitch taught me a lot of ball sucking mother fucking bad sucking words :D
banenstrijder 5 months ago
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"You should stop it's giving you tourettes" hahahah
jonw82 6 months ago
i like the part when lundy returns in season 4 and she is like MOTHERFUCKIN FUCK remember that?:))
rhadoolinho 6 months ago
I sure as shit would fucking love to have a filthy mouthed girlfriend like Debra. THE PERFECT WOMAN!
ErnilEnNaur 6 months ago 61
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Her character on the show irritates the fuck out of me.
Joeyg143 7 months ago
@Joeyg143 lol i dont feel the same but i kno alot of ppl who do
BklynHaitianCuz 5 months ago
My favorites are "Cock suck! Mother fuck!" and "Shit a brick and fuck me with it" LOL
MelSpringmann 7 months ago 52
@MelSpringmann I reckon my favourites are "A mtric-fuckton" and "motherfucking fuck"
MANB91UK 2 months ago
she's mi hero :D
Tokitty483 8 months ago 6
3 people are scum sucking ball sacks
ThePhanyom 8 months ago
@ThePhanyom You fuckin fail for making a fuckin like/dislike comment you fuck
wisewarrior7 7 months ago
if deb got a dollar for everytime she swore, she'd be filthy rich
tbizm 8 months ago 3
Mother Fuckin' trimed trees
Matt561 8 months ago
"Shit a brick and fuck me with it" didn't make the cut?!?
bancridhe 8 months ago 2
love how she says "mother fucking trimmed trees!"
MasterKnuckles 8 months ago 4
she probably got that mouth from giving blowjobs to doakes.. surprise muthafucka!
RAHULTMNT 9 months ago
Best line I ever heard is when she said: "A baby? A motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby, cheeked, shit machine?"
IMFDB 9 months ago 2
YOU WATCH THAT MOUTH OF UR'S-------->>>FUCK YA!!
nickdemondares 10 months ago
I wonder who she got her dirty mouth from :o
TheCappiix 10 months ago
@TheCappiix harry in the tool shed
redmond 9 months ago
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Some how i always knew the end words of this video would be "Fuck you" lol as soon as i clicked on it
mitchell2617 10 months ago
Some how i always knew the end words of this video would be "Fuck you" lol as soon as i clicked on it
mitchell2617 10 months ago
I love it when she says "Holy Mother of Fuck" XD always makes me laugh...
helenight 10 months ago
How much coffee have you had? ...a Metric fuck ton! LOL
GorgieClarissa 11 months ago
She's amazing. Cracks me up every time (metric fuck ton of coffee...classic)! I think the way the shirt is taken in in the back makes it look like sweat, but it's just the light. I thought the same thing at first.
indigoschlumpf 11 months ago 3
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my god look at those sweat stains under her arms :x
sakallikedi 1 year ago
lol, best character on the show!
zzz0931 1 year ago 4
she's my shit talkin woman. i wonder if jennifer carpenter can talk more shit then i can.
chibangin007 1 year ago
jennifer carpenter is fuckin hot! dont hate on her!
chibangin007 1 year ago 3
she's got tourette syndrome.
violetbloodtimisoara 1 year ago
mother fucking trim trees ahhaha lol
ManuMr95 1 year ago
I fucking love Deb!
smokedfrog360 1 year ago 3
how much caffeine have you had?
A metric fuck ton
Maybe you should stop, it's giving you touretts.
vslayer999 1 year ago 5
deb lol fucking her way into our hearts
foxrida4ever 1 year ago 3
her and Samuel L Jackson have the best mouths out there lol
shagger67 1 year ago
I love Debra, she and Masuka always manage to crack me up while I'm on the edge of my seat :D
sakallikedi 1 year ago 4
Damn she has something super sexy about her...
SebastienAldon 1 year ago 4
she fucks every guy she meets, and she's always too emotional
chibangin007 1 year ago 3
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@chibangin007
actualy, she has no emotion, its that one god damn face ALL THE TIME. that mouth agape surprised angry look SHE ALWAYS DOES, got old season 1 episode 1, honestly shes the only actress on the show i dont like. the rest at least have variance in their facial expressions and tone of voice.
obviously holding your mouth open when you look at anything makes you seem intelligent RIGHT ? she might as well be drooling, its an insult against every able actress who auditioned for that role.
TroyMccluresbreth 1 year ago
@TroyMccluresbreth well i dont give a shit about ur comment. i think she does a great job. and she's hot. ur too into bullshit.
chibangin007 1 year ago
add "shit a brick and fuck me with it" to this list
makavelilivz 1 year ago 2
who doesnt love deb
iamelbaf 1 year ago 5
I don't know who I should say is the best character.
- Dexter because a) it's all about Dexter and b) he has some mental problems or
- St. Deb for being the patron saint of borderline-Tourettes swearing?
I made up my mind. It's still Dexter. At least his mental psychosis ain't as bad as Queen 'Drinks a Metric Fuck Ton of Coffee and Doesn't Find Shit'...
KaleunMaender77 1 year ago
Deb is so funny in the second scene. Jennifer Carpenter is awesome.
iloveravenrock 1 year ago 7
ye i have a metric fuck ton of coffee every day XD
KayakoRox 1 year ago
"maybe you should stop, it's giving you Tourettes"
lagunacat 1 year ago 2
Sweet Mary Mother of Fuck she is good!
Penult 1 year ago 4
swearing dont suit her
MrLlanymddyfri 1 year ago
"MOTHER FUCKER TRIM TREES!"
TheInsanePsycho714 1 year ago
how much coffeee have you had? you should stop. it's giving you Tourets
corina1036 1 year ago
Haha! A metric fuck-ton of caffine!! I love this show
Benjie069 1 year ago
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Benjie069 1 year ago
she's got a mouth, but Susie Greene destroys her
majunior000 1 year ago
"NOOO. I didn't find SHIT."
"MOTHERFUCKING TRIMMED TREES"
hahaha oh deb, i fucking love you.
callmegrunge 1 year ago 5
Man, and I thought I had a foul mouth.
Wafflesindustries 1 year ago 3
" mother fucking trimmed trees" hahaha
profanityproductions 1 year ago 2
my fave is when she wakes up in Anton's lap and goes ''dicksuck, motherfuck'' I laughed my ass off on that..love her
destination77 1 year ago 6
you should stop..its giving you tourettes.. very nice.. I love the scene with trimmed trees..she´s so cute being so into it
caroline4323 1 year ago 3
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such a bad actor.
bemjamin 1 year ago
"And get what I found?"
"Trimmed trees"
*Turns around*
"NO. I didn't find shit!"
HAHA! That scared the shit out of me and made me laugh my ass off!
ProphetofWar 1 year ago 4
lol excellent she's crazy
ereine78 1 year ago 2
love her xD
Pekeno201 1 year ago 6
ha, guess what I found, trimed trees? NO haha, her enthusiasem almost makes me want to be a cop at times...she looked pretty good in that scean for no sleep
cenigmah 2 years ago 4
Even with the pit stains lol
Matt561 1 year ago
Deb is simply the best. The swearing is just perfect.
I think the whole scene where she's noticing the trees in the pictures and she's crawling on the floor talking like a crazy person was hilarious.
kmacmuzikmafia27 2 years ago 15
Holy Mother-fuck. Metric Fuck-Ton.
My two personal favourites :)
CooCurrent 2 years ago 4
"I've gone through every dumb-sucking ball sack of a pimp I know every whack out mother you are my last ditch ass fuck effort." that was my fave
lnvaderBlu 1 year ago
@lnvaderBlu my favorite too!! makes me almost cry laughing every time.
geminirock19 1 year ago
she's insane in a very awesome way. Shes the best character on the show!
melzdog123 2 years ago 5
my favourite was 'metric fuck ton'
sxcsaint 2 years ago 150
@sxcsaint agree.
xolethallyblondexo 2 years ago
@sxcsaint Quick link for ya 0:50 =D
mitchell2617 7 months ago
season 4-ep 8
"mother shit fuck" =)) Debra rocks
DexterNadal 2 years ago
I've gone through every scum sucking ball sack of a pimp I know, every whacked out hooker.
You are my last inched assed fucked effort.
I think that's right...lol
1moe7 2 years ago 4
LOL @ a metric..fuck ton.
and of course the way she says "NO, I didn't find SHIT"
I fucking love Deb lol
ComfortablyxNumb59 2 years ago 117
@ComfortablyxNumb59 Deb is motown gone rap.
etbella3 1 year ago