lol this is one of the creepiest lawyer ads I've seen. Somehow my lawyer knowing more about me than I do isn't very reassuring.
The grammar in her script isn't even correct. She "will have personalized individual attention with you?" That sentence is a train wreck. From the moment you "walk into the door?" Sounds painful. I hope her briefs are better written than her script was.
Saying, "I will know more about you than you do" only deters clients. Folks get apprehensive being "sized up" by attorneys (like a mouse visiting a hungry cat). Courts are ruinous to people's lives (mostly men). They love "no-fault" divorce because it encourage fights over toasters at $300-$500/hr, allows them to criminalize innocent people, destroy parent-child bonds and, most of all, enjoy the sounds of "ca-ching, ca-ching". Family courts create the problems they pretend to be solving.
Great. Do you know any good lawyers that can protect me from my current lawyer whose been stalking me? She KNOWS MY PETS NAMES!!!
Trollercopter 10 months ago
lol this is one of the creepiest lawyer ads I've seen. Somehow my lawyer knowing more about me than I do isn't very reassuring.
The grammar in her script isn't even correct. She "will have personalized individual attention with you?" That sentence is a train wreck. From the moment you "walk into the door?" Sounds painful. I hope her briefs are better written than her script was.
lotusesprit5 1 year ago
Saying, "I will know more about you than you do" only deters clients. Folks get apprehensive being "sized up" by attorneys (like a mouse visiting a hungry cat). Courts are ruinous to people's lives (mostly men). They love "no-fault" divorce because it encourage fights over toasters at $300-$500/hr, allows them to criminalize innocent people, destroy parent-child bonds and, most of all, enjoy the sounds of "ca-ching, ca-ching". Family courts create the problems they pretend to be solving.
brockshelgren 2 years ago