WHY IS NOBODY LAUGHING. EVERY LINE HAS A PUNCHLINE AND AN AMAZING ONE c'mon " lets rob an asian kitchen or stake a stroll down the block either way we're taking a WOK" or " Be a guillotine or my girl instead either way you're giving me head" god stupid people these are brilliant
@spunkypunkchick They are funny, but the problem with most of Bo's songs is that the jokes are hard to catch on the spot. I almost ALWAYS have to hear the song a few times before I get some of the jokes.
The lyrics are GENIUS, but it's hard to catch if it's your first time hearing it, which, clearly, for these people it was their first time...
I was just pointing out that it was funny that you were pointing out someones spelling mistake when you couldn't even spell "spelled" right. So suck my balls two times you no-nippled son of a bitch.
He hates when people sing along because he wants a comedy show where people are laughing at that moment in time he doesn't want it to be a concert where everyone knows all the jokes.
I hate how people sing along with him when he makes it very clear that he absolutely hates it when people do it. I will never understand that mentality.
OMG!!! i love Bo i just heard of him like a month ago and this is one of the first videos i have seen he is sooo hilarious and not to mention hott. XD!!
@KatieBrittanyy he's extremely witty, but there's a difference between being clever and funny. personally i'm still kind of on the fence about which bo burnham is. i think he'd be a great writer honestly
@chasleshea92 The point is that people come to his show to see and hear him perform not have the audience ruin the impact of HIS performance. It's like constantly giving away some ones punchline for an entire show.
i hate hecklers and people that scream along with his songs, i saw him in november of 2009 and some people did it there.. its like i came to see and hear bo.. not you..
@ShadesXPants "A heckler is a person who shouts a disparaging comment at a performance or event, or interrupts set-piece speeches, for example at a political meeting, with intent to disturb its performers or participants."
@lilchunck yeah a couple of them were just being assholes. i mean why the hell would you pay to see a show if you are just going to criticize it and piss everyone else there off? i mean really!!
@oopsitsutz the joke is actually about some african tribes cut off the lips of a girls lower area and stitch it together until the girl gets married, which is why he says "i can tell your lips are sealed" on their wedding night the guy cuts it open. which is also why he normally adds "i've been around" after that line.
basically, he's suggesting she was sexually molested violently and her vagina grew back together. Rather disgusting concept, but it's what he went for.
"let's rob an asian kitchen or stroll down the block, either way girl were takin a walk" if you stroll down the block your taking a walk, and another name for an asian kitchen is a "wok" so if you rob an asian kitchen you "talking a wok/walk" haha its a little play on words.
PWNED BY THE POWER OF LAUGHTER
MrCombatarms5 2 weeks ago
"I GURRANTEE you I do it better." LOL!
crazystratton33 1 month ago 3
WHY IS NOBODY LAUGHING. EVERY LINE HAS A PUNCHLINE AND AN AMAZING ONE c'mon " lets rob an asian kitchen or stake a stroll down the block either way we're taking a WOK" or " Be a guillotine or my girl instead either way you're giving me head" god stupid people these are brilliant
spunkypunkchick 2 months ago 4
@spunkypunkchick They are funny, but the problem with most of Bo's songs is that the jokes are hard to catch on the spot. I almost ALWAYS have to hear the song a few times before I get some of the jokes.
The lyrics are GENIUS, but it's hard to catch if it's your first time hearing it, which, clearly, for these people it was their first time...
Other than the girls that couldn't sing...
Ashanmaril 1 month ago 2
I think they're not laughing cuz they're trying to listen for the "girls being annoying cunts" lol.
EvilAngel1324 4 months ago
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EazeyPlemon 6 months ago
@EazeyPlemon
You spelled "spelled" wrong.
Rush1013 4 months ago
fuck off ya wee rat bollocks
EazeyPlemon 4 months ago
@EazeyPlemon
I see you removed your old comment, why is that?
Rush1013 4 months ago
because apparently i "spelled" spelled wrong and i didnt no i was talkin to a english teacher......you twat
EazeyPlemon 4 months ago
@EazeyPlemon
I was just pointing out that it was funny that you were pointing out someones spelling mistake when you couldn't even spell "spelled" right. So suck my balls two times you no-nippled son of a bitch.
Rush1013 4 months ago
@Rush1013 cool
EazeyPlemon 4 months ago
@EazeyPlemon
I win.
Rush1013 4 months ago
@Rush1013 cool
EazeyPlemon 3 months ago
@Rush1013 no nippled? lolwut?
spunkypunkchick 2 months ago
You almost have to have a copy of his lyrics and follow along to get a real appreciation for how inspired his stuff is.
chemdent421 7 months ago 5
cuz im bo yo and im the greatest rapper ever and ill weather your weather whether you think im clever or not, dont need a sweater im hot.
123soccadude 7 months ago
i love that he starts his own applause (why the hell did he have to?) you go, bo.
123longlive 7 months ago 3
my cousin and him are twins and act the exact same
bigdoggaffney347 7 months ago
I'd invite him to my partyyy.
PhotographerrX3 7 months ago
He hates when people sing along because he wants a comedy show where people are laughing at that moment in time he doesn't want it to be a concert where everyone knows all the jokes.
AngelSarah131 7 months ago 10
Okuzero, STFU or GTFO troll....
NkLxAflliction 8 months ago
i GUARANTEE i do it better
AllisonClaymont 8 months ago
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holy..shit..this..dude..sucks..
okuzero 8 months ago
@okuzero hes always better but there were people in the crowd who were being complete assholes and he was pissed off because of that
TheIWSP 8 months ago
@okuzero GTFO FUCKIN FUCK
yaitsTHATwhitekid 7 months ago
@okuzero he was only bad this time i guarantee if you go to a show where there isnt asshole hecklers hes way better
stewartfan9000 7 months ago
I hate how people sing along with him when he makes it very clear that he absolutely hates it when people do it. I will never understand that mentality.
LithiumPop 8 months ago 3
The rule of all Bo Burnham concerts: Shut the fuck up and let the genuis sing.
xXxr3WiindxXx 8 months ago 17
is that paula abdul clapping at :48
lakersalltheway111 9 months ago 3
That was an educated guess.
MLGKFC 9 months ago
This makes me want to see him live even more than i already did! :P
ImJustLaurel 9 months ago
I have a cousin, 16, still believes in gay marriage.
chuckie8466 9 months ago
@chuckie8466 wtf are you talking about? especially the still part?
dutchygirl1993 8 months ago
@chuckie8466 never mind! XD
dutchygirl1993 8 months ago
@chuckie8466 you say that like its a bad thing because...?
GenericGuitar 8 months ago
@GenericGuitar It was one of Bo's jokes. xD
KelseyTheZOMBIE 8 months ago
I Garuntee you, I do it better.
TASBullit66 9 months ago 9
@louderthanlars Bo is even more intelligent because he doesn't do parodies. He composes all of his own music.
MontezumaIII 10 months ago 3
ROCK IT MAN. I LIKE SODA TOOO. AND YEA NOO!!!. only u boburnham.. piano on man!!!
MessedWithTGL 10 months ago
.1;
Geena1990 11 months ago
i garuntee you, i do it better.
povavato 11 months ago
whats the song at the end?
wntw319 11 months ago
@wntw319 New Math :)
strawberrytoppings 11 months ago
@strawberrytoppings thx!
wntw319 11 months ago
he was only 18 then. this is probably why he doesn't allow alcohol at his shows anymore and i don't blame him. they were being annoying as hell.
he states at the beginning of one song "this is my show. it's called 'if you sing along, i'll fucking kill you.'"
he hates it so much.
BeatleBaby21 1 year ago 9
"LITTLE FUCKERS"
JessiObsceneMalice 1 year ago
lmfao! the girl in the audience looks like she's having an unbelievable orgasm at 0:19
angrybumblebee357 1 year ago
nononononono... i do it better... xD
love u bo!!!
xXxImMaBoSsxXx 1 year ago
Are the hecklers the girls singing along? I wouldn't really call that heckling
CrunkProductions 1 year ago
jonathan732 my msn in profile! Bo Burnham - High School Party and Hecklers - The Roxy 6.4.09 Part 4
sexykatie90 1 year ago
OMG!!! i love Bo i just heard of him like a month ago and this is one of the first videos i have seen he is sooo hilarious and not to mention hott. XD!!
Ember14981 1 year ago
i think theyre not laughing cause his jokes are too witty for their stupid minds to comprehend.
KatieBrittanyy 1 year ago 96
@KatieBrittanyy he's extremely witty, but there's a difference between being clever and funny. personally i'm still kind of on the fence about which bo burnham is. i think he'd be a great writer honestly
TMA2 6 months ago 3
hahahaha Random People: Am i the only person here who likes soda
Bo: nononononononon.... i guarentee i do it better
xD hahaha funny stuff
kulbren 1 year ago 90
@kulbren true stuff
confuzzledPANDAS 1 year ago
@kulbren thanks for giving away the video.
eatmorbagels27 7 months ago
Bo's extremely intelligent. No other song parody writer compares to him.
louderthanlars 1 year ago 5
WHAT?!!?!? The tooth fairy isn't real!!?!?! WHY DID I HAVE TO FIND OUT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!
XxFuckUsernamesxX 1 year ago 4
what is a heckler?
2009breyerfan 1 year ago
@2009breyerfan someone whose shouting and talking during a comedy show, annoying the fuck out of everybody
tophearthgrl 1 year ago
@2009breyerfan your mum.
tregregins 1 year ago
@2009breyerfan annoying person that talks during show
dragonslapp22 1 year ago
@2009breyerfan someone who interrupts you in your joke or music.. and is being a douche... search it on youtube.
903harman 1 year ago
I guarentee you i'm better
girls being cunts
michaelohara52 1 year ago 6
are the 8 dislikes the 8 girls that were being cunty? ;) lol
shruggypoo 1 year ago 2
HAHAHA the song is 2 minutes long somehow he managed to make it 4
Boroviac 1 year ago
How old do have to be before you stop believing in the tooth fairy, 13, 14? I have a cousin, 16, still believes in gay marriage.
xD nearly pissed myself.
FallenThursday 1 year ago 7
@FallenThursday Ii belive in gay marriage
leahmarie11609 1 year ago
no, no no no no no, I ... I GUARANTEE That I do it better.
avalokiteshvara108 1 year ago 11
@avalokiteshvara108 ]_ {} ]_
leahmarie11609 1 year ago
Bo for president
UncleSmack 1 year ago 7
Aww man :') He makes me fucking giggle :P
BleedingLlama 1 year ago
I've been to his show before, and his responses to the heckler's and where he's just improving make the whole show. He's amazing
XXXATLXXX 1 year ago
my favorite part was him telling the girls not to sing along
TheRealGuitarHero2 1 year ago
He should be happy that he can do a show now and people can sing along....Just sayin....But it was still funny "I do it better" lol!
chasleshea92 1 year ago
@chasleshea92 The point is that people come to his show to see and hear him perform not have the audience ruin the impact of HIS performance. It's like constantly giving away some ones punchline for an entire show.
tommarjuki 1 year ago
God, those girls were annoying. Bo did an awesome job though
luvjwtyt11 1 year ago
bad audience :D
zizu15 1 year ago
Bo-"none of this happened cause i wasn't invited" girl-"WOOO!" fail
lawkingdom 1 year ago 6
What's the song he is starting at the end?
PerinorAS 1 year ago
@PerinorAS New Math
I3rand0n90 1 year ago
HAHAH! I like how after "Girls being annoying Cunts" the girl in front of the camera is like... clapping so hard she breaks her wrists.
julianholguin 1 year ago 5
Boburnham for president!
DaveEdSpoon 1 year ago
"No! Nononononononono! no no no. I'm--I'm gonna--I guarantee you, I do it better..."
nobovideoz 1 year ago 9
Lol the girls failed hahahaha
mrprayer98 1 year ago
"Your going to love me the way my uncle did...but ur not gonna go to court for do it!" LMAO XD BESTT
ShadesXPants 1 year ago 3
Lol
XxKathyG13xX 1 year ago
Lol that video was so funny
mastweiler1339 1 year ago
I guarantee you, I do it better.
snoopywithatwst 1 year ago
I guarantee you, I do it better.
acole31133 1 year ago
i hate hecklers and people that scream along with his songs, i saw him in november of 2009 and some people did it there.. its like i came to see and hear bo.. not you..
dynodrew44 1 year ago
@dynodrew44 Hecklers make the show funnier because he pwns them.
YourNameHere580 1 year ago 6
haslhfalh called his cuz fairy lslflaolol
sweetishjeebar 1 year ago
he seems kinda pissed. funny though
xxgg55 1 year ago
im sure he was majorly pissed off at the end of the show.... he probably walked off stage and left...
alphapsi562 1 year ago
Would It Be Weird As A Girl, To Sing This Song? Honestly? Im Tempted. xD
wigglymonkies 2 years ago 4
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I have a friend that is cousins with Bo Burnham and he gave me his number: 1 (316) 200-2751
MrBananas11 2 years ago
2:29 tht was beautiful singing <3
i LOVE BO!!! haha
GreekBabe131 2 years ago
oops i meant 2:19
GreekBabe131 2 years ago
geez ive seen a few videos of him at this show... sounds like a lot of the people in the audience were assholes
Amazinglybeastified 2 years ago
It looks like hes looking RIGHT at the camera at 2:57
allmusicfan11 2 years ago 44
he does look at the camera a couple of times. It was a small audience and it felt awkward when he would stare at it for about 5 seconds
jonathan732 2 years ago 59
@jonathan732 i know you johnny pete
JaBe3RwAlKi3 1 year ago
I Love bo so much!! he hates when people sing along its so funny when he changes the lyrics just for that :D
MILEYANGELXV 2 years ago 4
Bahaha This kid is soo frigging funny, and he's quite adorable;)
oliviariver 2 years ago 5
I love this guy. He is a lyrical master.
FanBoy2113 2 years ago 186
@FanBoy2113 kanye THINKS he is lol
kikassbmxer 1 year ago
@FanBoy2113 Correction, Lyrical GOD (;
fobroks13 10 months ago
this whole show has hecklers, poor bo
lilchunck 2 years ago 133
@lilchunck he deals with it really well tho lol
GreekBabe131 2 years ago
@lilchunck yea but bo's quick on his feet so hecklers get pwned by bo lol
wateveriwantittobe85 2 years ago
@lilchunck what are hecklers?
ShadesXPants 1 year ago
@ShadesXPants "A heckler is a person who shouts a disparaging comment at a performance or event, or interrupts set-piece speeches, for example at a political meeting, with intent to disturb its performers or participants."
TheLizlovell 1 year ago
@lilchunck yeah a couple of them were just being assholes. i mean why the hell would you pay to see a show if you are just going to criticize it and piss everyone else there off? i mean really!!
thejutumu 1 year ago
@lilchunck shit, that sucks ass, like the poor guy is trying to do a show, and Bo is fucking amazing he doesn't need stupid people being assholes.
willdog8975 1 year ago
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bo burnham blows i cant stand him he is like a total gay from a drama school
falkor44 2 years ago
Yet you watch videos of him anyway....Very smooth.
Imal00ter20 2 years ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
i only watched it bc my boyfried asked me too :P
falkor44 2 years ago
You know, it's okay to simply say, "I don't like this music."
FoxGuy777 2 years ago
Interesting comment about biting the hand that feeds him: i.e. girls.
Around the eyes and nose, Bo looks like Liberace. Girls were also his bread and butter.
Quietguyjld 2 years ago
idk how he comes up wit stuff halarious
bigt2617 2 years ago 9
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why do people like him so much, i mean i just heard the song about men and women and this sucks to what the hell?
BigBis1337 2 years ago
Amazing.
Hes soo good with puns lol.
jakeskater95 2 years ago 5
@jakeskater95 more punchlines then puns
shegwin 1 year ago
"No, just no. I guarantee you I do it better"
LMAO!
I like have a huge crush on this dude.
He's so filarious!
IHaveOvaries 2 years ago 5
I feel sorry for him, all the people in that crowd were dickheads.
unprofessionalemail 2 years ago
Ha ha, his timing is so perfect.
Going to see him in Seattle tomorrow!
rhcpguitarar 2 years ago
No, no no no no no just no.
rimroddawondere1 2 years ago
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JayFromDaDip 2 years ago
its annoying....not ignoring,
swiIson 2 years ago
nice
Thebatlog 2 years ago 2
i love how on tour bo throws in way more yos
BenCollinsSings 2 years ago
no no no no no no no i im il guarantee you il so it better high school party senior year girls..being..anoying..cunts
shoelessjoe555 2 years ago 2
no.
awkwardwhitekid 2 years ago 2
Could someone explain the wound that never healed and the lips are sealed part?
KarterYur 2 years ago
its the vagina you dumb fuck
twinsfna31 2 years ago 3
Well no fucking duh I meant like why is he calling it a wound that's never healed, and why is he saying her lips are sealed?
KarterYur 2 years ago
Dude, if you dont know that you really shouldnt be watching this video.
pheonixlike 2 years ago 4
have u ever seen one?
huntjo1 2 years ago
it looks like a wound like from a knife or something but it never healedd get it now?
oopsitsutz 2 years ago
Axe wound
kkevinC 2 years ago
@oopsitsutz the joke is actually about some african tribes cut off the lips of a girls lower area and stitch it together until the girl gets married, which is why he says "i can tell your lips are sealed" on their wedding night the guy cuts it open. which is also why he normally adds "i've been around" after that line.
atalacus43 1 year ago
@atalacus43 no that is not the joke. i can guarantee that.
quagmisterx 1 year ago 7
@atalacus43 LOLOLOLOL no. that is not even close.
good try though.
missyemmy93 1 year ago
@missyemmy93 It's a vagina joke, correct?
Pimpin3163 1 year ago
@atalacus43 its a vagina joke
kelp234 1 year ago
@kelp234 if you haven't realized, both of you, bo uses double meanings CONSTANTLY. it can be both
2Lazy4aRealName 1 year ago
@2Lazy4aRealName true
kelp234 1 year ago
@atalacus43 Or he's just saying she's a virgin...
Bright1592 1 year ago
dude, ur probly in third grade u shouldn't be watching that shit
pettytozeptohalen 2 years ago 2
lmao how old?
huntjo1 2 years ago
its a hole in the body and shes a virgin
NEGEO1 2 years ago
i dont think youtube is the place to learn about that stuff...try wikipedia
TheNightRanger 2 years ago 6
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basically, he's suggesting she was sexually molested violently and her vagina grew back together. Rather disgusting concept, but it's what he went for.
abjafriggitywhoo 2 years ago
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no, how incredibly wrong, nonsensical, and gross.
CyRxJustin 2 years ago
That's not at all what he's suggesting.
KingJME 2 years ago
the kitchen isnt called a wok the skillet used in an asian kitchen is called a wok if you rob an asian kitchen you'll take a wok
dramakid1003 2 years ago
can someone explaine the asian kitchen thing
carterlandry 2 years ago
"let's rob an asian kitchen or stroll down the block, either way girl were takin a walk" if you stroll down the block your taking a walk, and another name for an asian kitchen is a "wok" so if you rob an asian kitchen you "talking a wok/walk" haha its a little play on words.
tacolab 2 years ago
hahaha fail
jonathan732 2 years ago
what are you talking about?...
tacolab 2 years ago
a wok is a type of pan
jonathan732 2 years ago
asain kitches are called wak or wok
carterlandry 2 years ago
omfg 2:18-2:20 the way he sings girl is so HOTT
tinysolodancer56 2 years ago 9
i agree! i wouldn't have noticed it, if you didn't point it out. but he said it all serious, and hardcore singer like. (:
stateofdaydream 2 years ago
i know! i would sooo love to here bo do like a regular love ballad cuz he has a reallly good voice and he's a really talented composer!
tinysolodancer56 2 years ago
I agree!
beccamonsterrr 2 years ago
Hes a legend
GordonMacNaughton 2 years ago
die
RHCPh4x 2 years ago
love him
weareSFEEL 2 years ago
you can really tell hes getting tired of this :p
simplayaj 2 years ago 5