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  • not even close to funny!

  • wow fucking misleading thumbnail I was expecting cool blowing up things and stuffs.

  • @xxandyxx300 That is the point of the video.

  • this is amazing! thank you for providing me with such entertainment! :D

  • @Uberbabies Thank you!

  • It looks like you are in the norwegian fjords. If so gays can marry there!

  • Wow, so many dumb people commenting here.

    I hope they know this is user-made!

  • ...you sir, are my idol.

  • Sex is a pleasure not a necessity.. its an urge your body puts out and the fact that your going to muff kiss another bitch of cock ram some dudes hairy asshole is not normal.. they were not born that way , hence why that has never been proven its just 1 way a faggot can hide behind something and not take responsibility for being a sick fuck.. If they were proud of it they wouldn't be hiding behind the whole "i don't have a choice its the way i was born" have fun getting cock rammed by satin fags

  • @Groltank stfu. sick fuck

  • @Groltank You are really obsessed with gay sex aren't you? I am gay, are you scared? Yes? Well, that's just sad. I was born that way, and it can't change, and your faith has done nothing but caused damage to many homosexuals. And not to mention many other people, such as the great Spanish inquisition! And not to mention Adolf Hitler's rampage, he was a Christian! And what type of god creates a place where you can suffer forever? A tyrant would, but not a loving peaceful god.

  • @Groltank Oh and how many children have gotten "cock rammed" by your pastors? And it is a necessity, I mean we all get the urge, and masturbating has been proven to be healthy, and to even help prevent lower prostate cancer. And if we weren't born that way, I double dog dare you to become gay for a day. Can you do it? No? Aw that's sad. For you anyways. And neither has it been proven why some guys prefer blondes over brunettes. So quit blowing shit out of your ass.

  • @doom3134 faget

  • @u2dvdbonofunny Okay?

  • @Groltank Now that I have broken your comment, I dare you to pick up the pieces.

  • @Groltank So what you are saying is that you want to be blocked from posting on my videos? Gotcha.

  • @Groltank your a fucking idiot even you with your dismal education must know that gay people are born gay, unless you are some extremely smart psychologist who knows all about the human mind. or a scientist who knows about genes and shit. Honestly why is it wrong that men love men and its frowned upon? why can gay men who actually love each other not get married but a man and a woman who get married because society see's it as the right thing to do ?

    I'm 15 and even I know that you are a moron

  • Why do you feel the need to bag us out?

  • You said what you wanted to say, and if others don't like it they can go somewhere else. You've got balls, I admire that. Peace~

  • This is an amazing slam on the ludicrous beliefs of Christians. I love you.

  • @ShiningXwolf Well, these beliefs really aren't loving in any way, so they need to stop calling themselves that.

  • That was the most ignorant and idiotic video I've ever seen. ^DISLIKE^

  • @gajones98 The whole thing was sarcasm, dope.

  • 0:06

    thats peter's girlfriend 

  • @imfromtambunan 0ll00l00l000l0l

  • I thought you were rapping but hey you're cool men!!!

  • why didnt you just go outside for the outside part. too embarassed?

  • lame

  • OMG this is the LAMEST thing I've seen on a loooong long time! why did I waste my time? OMMMMMGGGGGG !!!

  • Guys... guys Guys. Guys listen. I have the best ide guys listen I have the best idea ever guys I'll put RAPTURE guys rapture I'll put RAPTURE guys listen here I'll put RAPTURE... on October.
  • Nvm disregard the last comment I found it :)

  • @malakai1 Congratulations.

  • Ugh I cannot find the unsubscribe option on my cell so, please bear with me-so that I may find a desktop. Thank you.

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  • @malakai1 We can prove air exists using the scientific method. We couldn't prove a magical sky daddy existed if we checked every atom in the universe.

  • @malakai1 Air is a sparse gas. It is a material and can be proven to be real. God is a thought, maybe true, maybe not. That is the worst analogy I have ever heard, though.

  • @malakai1 You do realize we can literally see oxygen atoms with an electron microscope, right? Sense electrons have a smaller frequency than atoms, we can bounce the electrons off of the oxygen and form a literal picture of what they look like.

    Even without a literal picture of molecules, we could prove that atoms exist through an endless amount of different scientific experiments.

    Pay attention in science class...

  • wow

  • this video is a bit affensive...sexual orientation or the way ppl live thier life isnt the reason the world would end and acting lik ur tlkin to GOD....excuse me.....is rediculous and no one knws when the world will end only GOD.....excuse me...ik u might have only been jokin and i respect tht but judgement day will come when HE decides and not by the news who so claim they knw everything...im jst speaking for myself...not blaming the news or yuh...jst puttin it out there.

  • @pinklicious97 But HE doesn't exist does HE? Again HE doesn't not exist. And if you say you have faith i say i have more faith that he DOESN'T exist. Checkmate bitch's!

  • I agree that the person who said the world was ending was dumb just an attention seeker but u know what else is dumb, ppl being tricked by word of man; you say but man wrote the bible; I say, the scribe was instructed by the king of kings; you say what proof have u; I say faith :)

  • @malakai1 Faith is not proof of anything. In fact, it is the opposite of proof. It is claiming you know something deep in your heart without one iota of reason other than you've likely been raised in an environment where it's regarded as true. Faith is the worst argument for anything, please do not use it on my channel.

  • @petercoffin Some words for Harold Camping to live by: Faith means nothing if it is based on something you truly know nothing about.

  • @petercoffin you cant become a news reporter unless you first believe you will become one.our whole world is based from faith. you cant be in front of a news camera unless you first believe you will stand in front of one. just the same, you cant see God unless you FIRST believe you will. God made our existence so we cant get around a common and credible notion as FAITH. i dont believe that i will become a media goon and i guarantee that faith is credible in that notion. believe first see second.

  • @VenferX you are right my son. i believe that you are a figment of my imagination. so... you are! muahahaahahahaa

  • @VenferX Faith in yourself is an entirely different thing. That is entirely internal; external phenomena can not be regarded as truth based on faith. It can be a hunch, it can be an inkling, etc. But it can not be regarded as fact by a logical human being.

    Believing in yourself to be a reporter is not the same thing as believing in god. Saying because you believe in yourself you should believe in god is connecting two dots without a line.

  • @petercoffin Very good analogy. I agree with you. There's two kinds of faith, religion faith and internal faith. Everyone must have internal faith to get anywhere in life, but not everyone needs religion faith.

  • @petercoffin Thank you for combating irrational thinking with an iron fist.

  • @petercoffin Peter you kicked venfers ass!

  • @petercoffin i got one word for ya BUTT SECKS!

  • @VenferX Having faith in yourself to reach a goal isn't the same as faith in god, believing in an afterlife and in miracles...

  • @VenferX "you cant become a news reporter unless you first believe you will become one"

    Yes, however the difference there is that it is a known fact that news reporters exist and that people who are not reporters can become reporters. I'm also reasonably sure that people have, on occasion, passed their courses when they lacked belief that they would, so a poor argument anyway. Your hijacking of this reasoning presupposes God as existing, which there is no proof of, so no to all of that really.

  • @VenferX I don't believe that I will die next year, but it could happen. Belief is what one desires, chance is what one receives.

  • @VenferX You can't do something unless you believe you will?

    I never believed that I'd pass any of my music exams, and yet I did.

    Also, as peter pointed out, believing you are capable of something is not the same as claiming without evidence that some deity exists.

    Question:

    If belief is all that matters, why don't you believe in other gods, like zeus? There's the EXACT same amount of evidence of their existing, after all...

  • @petercoffin bless your soul peter coffin. in the words of elias 4:10, heeba shulama faffoon!

  • @malakai1

    amen

  • @malakai1 I don't mean to say god isn't a trustworthy person... but I have my doubts at whoever spoke about god first. The fact that they wrote about a god, doesn't make the people who wrote the bible saints.

    I do kind of believe there's a god. After all, there are many many different religions that speak of a god, would they have made up the same story? I just don't think that any religion is less believable then any other.

  • @malakai1 Well im the king of kings OF KINGS and i have more faith in that then you could ever have and that proves i am! Praise me will ya? I wrote a book ya know!

  • survived may 21'st... here i come 2012

  • we must kill all homos before the real judgment day come and we all go to hell

    put ur pointy hats and burn the cross infront of all homo houses

  • u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved

  • u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and forwarded this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better quit forwarding chain mail to be saved

  • OMG THATS COLOMA HAHAHA!!

  • @ThVandy That's where I live!

  • My favorite part is 2:32

  • wow, u guys actually took my last comment seriously...

  • @petercoffin it is political. If it wasn't we wouldn't speak of it in... politics.

    And it's not injustice. Unless you think stopping me from marrying my 2 year old niece, my dog, and the truck is injustice.

  • my favorite part is the peace/victory sign at 1:20 coupled with narration

  • @iamjafoo2

    Jesus titty fucking christ shut the fuck up. I couldn't give two rats asses. Making a joke about a race is not racist.

    u mad?

  • @DieterWeber35 I love how ignorant people are when they think making a joke about race is racist. Looks like they still have no clue what racism really is lol

  • @HumorousLOL Even funnier thing is Muslims calling people racist for drawing there prophet. Its bigotry not racism!

  • @yuo252 See this is why racism never really goes away, how can it disappear when most people still don't really know what it means? Its pathetic..

  • @HumorousLOL But luckily we do this is racism "You fucking black piece of shit how dare you step on my lawn!" Making "Asians have small penis's jokes" isn't racist its stereotypical

  • @yuo252 It's both stereotypical and racist. If it is offensive to someone based on their ethnicity, it's racism.

  • re-do!!! "Everyone is simply fleaing for Rango the movie"

  • Earthquakes check, tsunamis check, floods check, tornados check, hurricanes check, mass fish kills check, mass bird deaths check, giant hail check, volcanos erupting check. The weather forecast doesnt look too good either. What else could it possibly take to wake people up? Maybe some more nuclear meltdowns, or some more war.

  • @chuck3377 If you spend some time going through public records, you'd know literally all of those things have always happened. You just hear about it more due to social media now. If you are attempting to pretend that proves the end of days is coming, I would say go to a more religion-friendly channel.

    Also, maybe just take better care of earth?

  • @petercoffin I have heard this from people before, its the media's fault, and now its just being reported more, not happening more. This is COMPLETELY FALSE. The earthquake in Japan was biggest EVER recorded. The flooding of mississippi never seen like this, new records of melting at poles, holes in ozone, earthquake records, hurricane records ALL being broken. Mass fish kills, mass bird deaths, mass bee colony die off never been recorded. Tornado records being broke, frog mutationsnewwakeup

  • @chuck3377 Actually, no it isn't. the biggest ones ever recorded were in Alaska and Chile. Please check your facts before you start trying to talk like you know something. How do YOU know records are being broken? Wake up, IT IS THE MEDIA. Think about it, could you go around the world documenting and recording data from every occurrence? No. Where do you get that info? THE MEDIA. So how can you say you honestly know records are broken when you get your info from the same source you condemn?

  • @HumorousLOL Yes exactly blame the corporte media. The tornados going on right now as I type in Mass, Cali, Oklahoma, Kansas, killing people right now as I type, constantly happening, all over the usa, all of a sudden here killing people today in the northeast, yes it is OBVIOUSLY the corporate media which did this.

  •  dspme d ot com

  • lololol

  • JudgEment JudgEment JudgEment JudgEment JudgEment!!! EEEEEE!!!!

  • @Da5hiz Actually, that is like the worst misspelling EVER, what you're doing right there. I hate how there is no E in the middle of Judgment, but that's how it is. English is stupid.

  • atheist <3

  • 'judgment' is American English, 'judgement' is British English

  • To any who face disappointment over this false prophecy, keep things in perspective. God still loves you and wants His followers to be reunited with Him. God will return, as foretold in His Word. The error in the May 21, 2011 prophecy was a problem of interpreting the Bible, not the Bible itself. That's why most Christian's rejected Harold Camping's prophecy. Evaluate the teachings of a “prophet” with Scripture for yourself no matter how persuasive they are.

  • @FollowGodsWord There is no god. Also, the Earth is far older than the biblical 11,083 years. It's more like 4.5 billion years old. We can actually measure that. It's factual information. Take your god and go, he is not wanted here.

  • @FollowGodsWord No one believed it but you idiots. The bible says unicorns exist and says the earth is round and flat. Not spherical.

  • hey i give my house and money to the Church ...... can i get a refund???

  • and look what happened =] where STILL here ;p

  • earth had cold blooded perk on so god couldnt kill us with his ac 130

  • @l3aIIin23 We destroyed Jesus' tactical insertion, so he can't respawn...

  • "in a number we haven't figured out how to say yet" :P hahahaa :D

    Love it.

  • Judgement*

  • @XxUpliftingTranc3xX Both spellings are correct. It was judgement, then someone corrected me from there. I'm not correcting it a second time as I already corrected it from one correct spelling to another.

  • @petercoffin Sad that you were voted down for saying this. Why do people have such a beef with your comment? It's completely right. Judgement is the original British spelling. Judgment is the bastardization in America. Both are valid now and in fact court documents in England now use the "Judgment" spelling, after a decision was made to settle on one spelling...

  • that was great. :)

  • Select this text, and then if you're on a PC or laptop, Press F13 and see what happens. If you're on a Mac, though, you need to press the little Windows button.

    Also, please don't repost this comment.

  • @pikachu000000000 I think if you have a windows button on your mac, you need to turn in the guy who sold you the computer.

  • @pikachu000000000 I don't have an F13

  • @Ryan62971 Nobody does on their pc or laptop, that's the joke.

  • Clearly, 140 people were disappointed by Saturday's uneventful happenings and welcome our new heavenly overlords...

  • this is the time of repent.

    DONT MASTURBATE!!

  • We thank the 139 people for making the dislike bar look like a cigarette !

  • RawrGuitar, you beilieve this bullcrap? I mean, i beilieve that the world will end, but not this way because some idoits said so. Plus, Homosexuals make me sick to my stomach there so wrong, they should actualy be obliterated from the earth

  • @Bardock2020

    Plus, homophobes make me sick to my stomach they're so wrong, they should actually be obliterated from the earth.

  • @Smrtification homos should be obliterated

  • @Smrtification No one should and if you think anyone should die for there opinion your just a cunt.

  • @Smrtification Nice of God to give them fellings they can't control and then damn them to Hell. Such a nice guy right. That's like giving humans feelings we can't control and then calling us sinners. Oh wait, He did.

  • @Riffer16 You know something else that always pissed me off about Christianity? The fact they contend that God is all knowing, knows everything that has and will happen, blah blah.. So wait. Let's assume this is true. That means God KNEW what he was going to create was going to be this way. He knew who was going to do what and what was going to happen to each of us.. yet he made us anyway. Complete unnecessary suffering created.. for what??

  • @HumorousLOL Exactly! And I can't understand what His/Her (because, honestly, why is God always a guy?) beef is. And if God has already chosen my fate, then I'm just gonna sit back and let Him/Her do all the work; because obviously that's the message I'm recieving. Furthermore (ask the next religious nutjob you meet), why can we praise God, but cannot blame God? If God is good, then that must mean He/She decides. Which means feelings. Which means bad feelings exist too. Hmmm...

  • lol

    

  • OBAMA wants to divide ISRAEL."FOR BEHOLD, in those days and at that time when I shall reverse the captivity and restore the fortunes of Judah and Jerusalem, I will gather all nations and will bring them down into the Valley of Jehoshaphat, and there will I deal with and execute judgment upon them for their treatment of My people and of My heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations and because they have divided My land." [Joel 3:1-2] WWIII?LISTEN TO PAUL BEGLEY IN YOUTUBE.

  • :20 Nice whip..

  • I masturbated during "rapture" day. In front of my parents. PS: Sanitize religion by burning Bibles. Thank you for your time.

  • @Bodywrecker Had to login to thumbs that up LMFAO 

  • @Bodywrecker

    ......huh.

  • LOL. Nice job, Peter.

  • Its funny because of all the religion extremists killed themselves. Talk about population control.... jeez....

  • Why u dissing God... he has nothing to do with those crazy people

  • Fuck Fags. Ah, wait a minute...

  • HEY PETER!

    Pretty fuckin funny video man! All the sarcasm being perfectly valid was the best part.

  • comon haters this was really funny. if u guys want 2 act all mature and sensitive im cool with that, just realize that these ppl rnt making fun of homosexual people, u r just 2 special and overlook the humor

  • hate to be honest

    wile i dont belive in this bullcrap

    acually they say that judgement begins may 21

    it goes on for 5 months

    so we cant acually say shit untill october 22

  • @mariopawnch Yeah and then there going to say "Oh i meant five years"

  • @yuo252 lol i know

    but honeslt we dont have a ponint to say they were wrong untill 5 months

  • @mariopawnch Harold said "the end of the world will happen on may 21st 2011" Face it hes gonna keep stretching it out. Question did six years and seven months ago a man pretend to be Jesus? If not then in five months it isn't the rapture.

  • @yuo252 idk what they think i just herd that it was going to happen over 5 months

    and of course people are freaking out about the volcano in iceland

    they say its the "beginning"

    it will never end

    these homophobic pricks will always say its someone else fault

  • @mariopawnch

    That's like saying *I don't believe in God, but I'm not going to say anything until I'm dead and know for sure.*

  • @Gimmeaflakeman wile i dont belive in god i guess i never know

    but i try to be a nice person to everyone i meet and i try not to do things that will hurt me or others

    i figure if im a good person and there is a god or something then ill be good

  • May 21 is also International Laughing Day. :)

  • weak!

  • wtf! i'm still here...yay!!!!!!

  • You spelled Judgment wrong, dumbass.

  • @Ryan62971 Ha, fixed. Nice.

  • @petercoffin Yay! You fixed the name!

  • @petercoffin yo, u still need to fix the "judgment to Judgement" lol! I guess Ryan62971 doesn't know either... I really wanna say dumbasses but I won't say it cuz it's not nice... lol

  • @sayamhoda Saya, it can be either Judgment or Judgement. It doesn't matter. But I didn't spell it incorrectly.

  • @petercoffin

    it can be judgment and judgement as well...

  • @SupasaskaTV Oh really? I looked it up and you're correct. Well, either way.

  • @petercoffin still awesome video :P

  • @Ryan62971 So did you dumbass

  • Wtf your so fucked up!!

  • You guys are faggots...Making fun of gay people like that?? I have gay friends and you are just stupid

  • @Punk104048 Perhaps you don't see the irony in calling people faggots in defense of homosexuals.

  • @petercoffin I know. Fucking irony!

  • @petercoffin lol

  • @Punk104048 Punk, your a faggot.

  • @Punk104048 I don't think he was making fun of the homosexuals. He was being sarcastic about that point.

  • @Punk104048

    Idiot.

  • @JaamesHD im an idiot? Hahaha! I have gay friends and this is just insulting... sorry but FU

  • @Punk104048

    You called everyone faggots haha, therefore you just used the fact that someone is homosexual as an insult. Therefore, you're an idiot.

  • you shouldnt make fun of it.

  • Well, well, well.

  • Just so everyone knows, not all christians are crazy. I'm a christian and I did not believe that the rapture was going to take place. Only God knows when it will take place, not any human on earth. There are christians and there are crazies. =)

  • @2222Public Yes, not even the angels know... so why would humans know the date and hour. 

  • @BrokenScream4God Can you prove angels even exist man? Its rude for you to think you can believe in such a silly thing when your only ground is the supposed witnesses from about eighteen hundred years ago. Not even the date your supposed messiah was alive.

  • @2222Public In our eyes your all crazies.

  • @2222Public everyone with an ounce of intelligence knows that. Unfortunately it's the extremists in everything that get the majority of the coverage. Islam is a prime example of this.

  • hahahaha this is hysterical!! XD

  • I love how all comments on previous petercoffin videos were all hateful on how he had a fake girlfriend and all that bullshit, but apparently thats all passed, and everybody loves him again and the top comment is 'Sir....you rule!!' but it makes you wonder where those fans were a month ago...

  • If that's true (about liking a sexual act)

    How did mary get pregnant... really?!?

  • @CandiSammi

    Its called Immaculate Conception. Thats why shes known as the VIRGIN mary. She never had sex.

  • @megarhino100 No the word was Maiden but of coarse language was uncommon back then and they translated it into virgin not maiden which means young woman.

  • @megarhino100 You can't be impregnated with out insemination we have done tests.

  • @CandiSammi lol, saying that an angel had come and told her that it was the son of god was just the story she told joseph so he wouldnt get mad at her for sleepin wid someone else