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  • Whoa, wait... Why is Church white and why does it make me feel sad...?

  • lol Lopez made 52 accounts and disliked this video i can tell

  • during that last part why did Tex sorta remind me of GLaDoS from Portal.

  • Lets just say its HILARIOUS

    Lets just say you're an idiot

    LOL

  • your so ful of of fucking wisdom

  • XD 2:54

    wtf?

  • Ok so ways the deal with church and tex

  • @prime1ization watch the entire series, seasons 1-9. that will explain everything.

  • this shuld hav been the start of the movie

  • is that tex and church part in the season???

    cuz i cant remember it

  • Tex and Church aren't fighting for once. <3

  • i miss church and tex :'(

  • @reek3939 they make a good couple....most of the time

  • The Tex and Church you know are dead. Burnie said this trailer is not part of the rvb canon. They're definitely dead and this is just a hypothetical look at their 'afterlife'.

  • @redarmo25

    I hope Burnie reconsiders bringing both of them back, well ,at least Church. As if Alpha Church and Epsilon Church would meet each other, it would be hilarious.

  • Holy Crap Church!

  • i thought church died... and WTF is tex doing there? oh my god im so confused

  • If its only on Red vs Blue.com.... How am I here?

    ...

    Oh god am I an A.I. or something?

  • God, I love Tex. (She certainly a lot better than sister... slut.)

  • im kinda lost. where has Donut been this whole time??

  • @pjmgamer0 The desert

  • Church: Look who left to remeber me...Him!?

    Caboose: Oh god now I'm burning! Thats much wrose then other thing burning!

    God Caboose is the best character on this whole show.

  • 3:10 Ninja Tex!!

  • how come church is white but tex isn't?

  • ......... i take it back caboose is as dumb as ever

  • Wait, where did Tex come from?

  • 0:45 Grif: "Every day? How can I tell how long a day is?"

    LATER

    2:12 Grif: "Hes been out for 3 days!"

  • @Regifeathers haha i love some of the subtle humor like that roosterteeth puts in

  • I told myself at midnight "One more video, THEN I'll order pizza." it's 2:30am and pizza shuttle doesn't deliver pased 2 :'(

    DAMN YOU!!!

  • Oh God now I'm burning! That's much worse than everything else burning!

  • caboose is awesome with fire...

  • i am a little confused by the ending of this.

    what are church and tex talking about at the end?

  • @boundmoonkingdom Epsilon is Alpha's memory and Church is Alpha, so Caboose tells Epsilon everything about Church. so Epsilon has Church's memory so he's not completely dead like Tex said.

  • Tex means Alpha Church was erased cuz he stayed behind to help Wash, when he could have just gone ghost and saved the AI the meta had. If Church hadnt stayed to help wash, Church would still be around and he could have saved all the AI.

  • I literally started crying with laughter when church said "Yer, but look who I've got to remember me" then Caboose runs out on fire saying "Oh god now I'm burning, thats much worse than other things burning". Oh god that was sooo funny!! Red vs Blue is THE funniest youtube videos ever. Rooster teeth should be uber proud.

  • "well if we're not done, let's get started" -Tex

    * HELL YEAH, BOW CHICKA WOW WOW !! * - T-man

    "Shut up Tucker !!! " - Tex and Church

    * Pfft Screw you Church, and Tex, I'd at least expect a crappy date before you treat me like shit, I mean what the fuck did I ever do to you ? *

    "You stole the glowy sword from me"

    *THATS NOT MY DAMN FAULT !*

    "Right, get out of here before I possess your ass"

    *Aaah shit, get the fuck away from me you ghostly bitch ! *

    -That should have been the chat-

    J/k

  • I still don't get what Tex means when she said you have no one to blame but your self does she mean Church Alpha or the director?

  • @Jrogers6293 she means that its church's fault because he stayed behind to save wash from the meta

  • "I'm confused not deaf, idiot!"

    I feel the same. I've seen the show but this trailer confused me beyond belief. Are Tex and Church AI's here or really ghosts? If they are AI's then the Revelation season would make sense (cause they come back).

  • @aniksolaris No, Church and Tex are dead. Or at any rate, erased by the EMP. The Church and Tex in Revelation are created from memories: Epsilon uses its memory of Church(Alpha) to become Church, and then it uses Church's memory of Tex to create another AI of Tex (He mentions that he "couldn't get her out of his head" so he [literally] got her out of his head.)

  • for a second there, i thought this was the reconstruction trailer

    also, caboose is still hilarious

  • 1. I thought church was REALLY dead.

    2. where did tex come from?

    3. why is tex and church (alpha) not in this season they are...trailering?

    PS : is that a word? and thumbs if you are confused too

  • @gearsofhaloauto i just finished all 8 seasons. when you watch them all it makes complete sense

  • @TheNinjaman104

    i have as well 4 (times) it still doesn't make scense

  • @gearsofhaloauto It's really simple. All of this stuff is non-canonical, therefore, these questions are all moot. But, I have a theory. The Als (which contained Tex and the Episilonn) are stored in the Episilon Storage Unit and they not at full power hence why they could not interact with the others.

  • @ThePeterBluth In addition, Tex and Church are more metaphoric than actual characters in this video. At least, that's what Burnie said.

  • @ThePeterBluth

    ok thx

  • @gearsofhaloauto You're welcome.

  • 1. I thought church was REALLY dead.

    2. where did tex come from?

    3. why is tex and church (alpha) not in this season they are...trailering?

    PS : is that a word?

  • Oh God why does it keep chasing me! *sizzle* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats nice. I loled till i could lol no more

  • i just realized another way me and tex are alike: we can both be rotten bitches, but we can also have a sweet side, and we're both full of wisdom.

  • wtf happened to donut?

  • @tanzh19 check out the relocated miniseries.... it comes after season six reconstruction.

  • @anibalybarrarojas II watched recreation, but no one said a word about donut.....

  • How is this funny?

  • ^^^^^^^^¦¦¦¦

    OH GOD NOW I'M BURNING. THAT'S MUCH WORSE THAN OTHER THINGS BURNING!

  • im confused? what happened to church after he went into the META? is he still in denial that he's an AI at this point in the series? i havent seen revelations yet so i would prefer no other spoilers

  • @GreenGhost1996 Most likely the EMP would have killed him. However, my friend has this theory that since he went into the Meta, he combined with all the other A.I.s, Omega included. Then he could have used Omega's radio-jumping abilities to escape the EMP.

  • @Bunster Byne

    I heard them confirm he was just in armor lock. I could be wrong though, thats just what I heard.

  • my guess in season 9 is that caboose steals the epsilon unit from the cops and revives church and tex(by accident) and sister is still in the bases partying and when the red and blue teams get transfered back to thier old bases griff will yell "NOOOOOOOO" then sarge will assasinate him.and tucker will say bow chika wow wow

  • @acatz29

    No, the original Church is really dead. Rooster Teeth confirmed he was wiped out in the EMP.

  • @eagle6472

    RT also confirmed Donut as dead too, but he isnt.

  • @BunsterByne RT made it pretty clear that donut is dead...

  • @OsakiProductions

    Except for the sponsor only ending of episode 13, where Donut is shown to be alive.

  • @BunsterByne are you sure that wasent just a PSA for the sponsors?

  • @OsakiProductions

    Nope, it was the ending of episode 13, when Sheila is bring everyone out of armor lock. She brings Donut out of armor lock as well.

  • Is the real church really dead, or are they just making it seam like he is dead? Because, if he isn't dead, then that would be so bad ass! Also, if he isn't dead, then he should come back in season 9.

  • @acatz29 Tex and Church both got sucked into the Epsilon capture unit but Tex got sucked in first by Meta so Church went in to find her but then he ran out of time and got trapped. Now Church is reliving his memories in blood gulch waiting for Tex to find him there.

  • Bad fire!

  • @danielcraven1 the alpha must have survived

  • What are tex and church doing church is in the epsilon unit and tex is missing and what are they talking about

  • Ohhh this explains caboose telling donut tht he set himself on fire

  • If the epsilon unit was the one to return, and their not done then wouldn't alpha church come back for season 9?

  • caboose is so funny he is always getting him self into a buring sihuwahion

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  • they should make a side series called "everone loves Lopez"

  • And of course Caboose is the best thing in this trailer by at least a magnitude.

  • 51 people caught on fire

  • fuck it lets give the trash can a gun.

    thats a good idea

  • omg thats much worse than other things burning... ahhh thats nice lmfao

  • "Well if we're not done, let's get started"

    I was half expecting Tucker to jump out and yell

    "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!"

  • @TheAce707 I know right lol it would be fun

  • Oh no fire! That's bad! Bad fire! Bad fire go away!

    Please, stop hurting! Nothing else burns!

    I meant it!

    Oh God, now I'm burning

    Thats worse than everything burning

    Oh God why does it kepp chasing me!

    Caboose is the best!

  • Oh God, Lopez still speaks spainish? I'm still in season 5, wheres Griffs sister arrives, so I wouldnt know.

  • @jamesbond0078857 he speaks spanish in EVERY SEASON. he has never learned english.

  • like viewing that 100 % version regarding the following movie on avatz (dot) net change (dot) to .

  • Tex seemed more flirty with Church for some reason

    The Caboose scene was hilarious.

  • How are the reds responsible for Church's death twice? I only counted one, the time they implanted his body with a bomb.

  • @KATTALNUVA3 perhaps he's refering to the freelancer simulation being the reason he was tortured and split

  • Correction: when I said revelations in my last posts I meant meant Recreation.

  • Oh! God! Why does it keep chasing me!

  • lol sweeet

  • Aw, now that's just cute. Church and Tex finally made peace with each other after they died and stuff. -3 "What would I do without you?"

  • @DeRagon3333 It's not canon.

  • @Savior20061 Yeah, I know, but it's still sweet to watch.

  • @Savior20061 yes it is

  • @Revkor No it isn't canon. This is clearly Alpha Church, who died in the EMP in Revelations. Not to mention Tex shouldn't be standing next to him. She was asleep in the hidden Freelancer base when Epsilon found her.

  • @Savior20061 Epsilon Church was present there for Cabose still had him and Epsilon remembers everybody. Omalley could return if wanted. So their both doing the ghost thing. And that Tex is from Epsilon Churches memory so she's still is real as he remebers her. And Epsilon is in essense Church. There is little difference between them

  • @Revkor That wasn't Epilson Church. If it was E-Church then he wouldn't have asked the Caboose "who the fuck are those guys?" when asking about the Reds  Plus, Alpha Church was extremely pessimistic due to his experiences, while Epilson was generally more optimistic because he'd forgotten all those experiences.

  • I like Tex's voice when she's not mad.

  • @bononcrusher2 Wait Until Later :D

  • Make a season nine PLZ

  • Is all this happening inside the AI Recovery Unit? That could make sense.

  • oh so church is alive. but the real church does not show up until... revelation or season 9? becouse if i remember it was opsolone stcuk in the unit thingy. O.O

  • @archon179 church is now dead. the church at revelation is actually the A.I. Epsilon who is just living as a memory of church

  • @archon179 This isn't the real Church. Burnie Burns explained that this Church and Tex are supposed to be metaphorical.

  • "Well if we're not done, let's get started." I half expected Tucker to jump out and yell BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!

  • how do u know there is gonna b a season 9

  • So Church being patient at the end of season 8 turned out well I'm guessing?

  • is red vs blue over cuz i just saw the end of revelation and that seems lik the end but reach is coming out im cunfused

  • @NFuNFu No, season 9 was confirmed by Rooster Teeth.

  • @stevoisiak do u no wat its called?

  • @NFuNFu It wasn't announced. To hold up, watch all the PSA's. May I recomend the Alien Auditions?

  • @stevoisiak i dont understand what your saying?

  • @NFuNFu The title of season 9 isn't known yet.

  • sarge: grif you need to shower on a regular basis

    me: roflmao

  • GTE STARTED WITH WHAT!?, what going on. This doesn't make any sense. Church is dead!

  • @razor2657 that's just his ghost ... lamenting about his death

  • @Karampole217 ..... He's not a person, he can't have a ghost. He's an I.A.

    ("Get started with what*")

  • RElocated

    REconstrucion

    REcreation

    REvelation

  • @guitarherolegend55 Don't forget REcovery One

  • @theredm35 Halo REach falls 9/14/10

  • @ thatguyinabox, that was the afterlife of church (HUMAN), Epsilon has the alpha memorized in him.

  • @halo3gameplayonline epsilon IS alphas memorys

  • it doesnt matter if epsilon-church and alpha-church look, act, talk and sound the same, epsilon-church will never match up with alpha-church.

  • im thinking maybe that Church and Tex is just to get u exicted about the Recreation of Church because Tex said "Your not completely died if someone remembers you" which is probably meant to be Epsilon

  • the dislike button is virtually unnessary in this video

  • @slayermate07 yet 50 people managed to press it.

  • @tobi9123 due severe butterfingers or sheer blindness cause by the awesomeness of this video.

    learn to analyse the situation then comment mate

  • Church/Alpha is somehow trying to rebuild himself. Along with the other AI's that vanished in the EMP.

  • How is tex there? I thought she was dead....... and why is church white?

  • This is my legacy. What did I do in my life to deserve this.

  • Wait, why isn't Church transparent?

  • Hmm. So Alpha is alive somehow and is trying to rebuild himself.

  • "you are never really dead if someone still remembers you"-combine that with the fact that epsilon is alphas memory, and we have already seen epsilons memories are perfect copies of the other AIs-its only a mattter of time before the real church gets back.You'l see.You'l see.

  • @danultimate hes already here. where have you been

  • @pr0ph33r i mean church-church,not a church based completely off CABOOSE'S STORIES! he's a completely different character like this.

  • @danultimate

    The you have two Churches? I think Epsilon is meant to be the new Church.

  • Ehh.. Crap

  • Lots of people obviously never watched the trailers. There are tons of people crying out for th return of church and tex in recreation but if they watched the trailer they'd know that they're somehow alive.

  • i would love 2 be on RvB or on a popular machinima im a good actor and can voice in a good comedic effect but the only issue is i dnt have xbox live but i will soon

  • Bad fire go away... Ahhh that's nice.

  • how do I get the sound effect at 0:11-0:15?

  • @valon750 Get a mac

  • "Oh God why does it keep chasing me?!"

  • if were not done, lets get started

    Bow chick a bow wow

  • so wait, church, the best character in the show, cant remember anything and now hes just a bunch of produced memories from epsilon,that sucks!

  • Spammers don't even try anymore. *sigh

  • wow, recreation didnt follow up on this what so ever

  • @onecrazehmofo

    did u watch relocated?

  • hey look at my videos

  • is that really sarge's voice or is it computer?

  • @tomozcanfly the voice of Sarge: Matt Hullum, can make his voice like that, I guess. How I know who the voice actor is from RedvsBlue website.

  • 1:04 The color changes, like some fog dissapeared.

  • bad fire, bad fire, go away

  • Now I'm burning!! That's worse than all things burning!!

  • 0:15-0:22 just keep on rewinding :D

  • this is kind of sad for church. i mean, 2 times dead, not your fault. just sad.

  • i never should have watched this now i'm confused. is church a program or a ghost if he is a program he shouldn't be there anymore, ifhe is a ghost then all of reconstruction doesn't matter

  • @Vking77 the church alpha AI got killed by emp. now he's the ghost of an AI...

  • @strateghost

    Yellow church got sent back in time with all the other churches who failed to prevent the bomb that sent them all into the future from detonating once church killed him in caboose's head

  • what were Tex and Church doing in here?

  • @AnimeLover7391 church w2as an ai the whole time and so that is why sarge had a robot kit to build lopez in the first place and so now they just kind of stuck around

  • aaaaaaaaaahhhhh , Dats Nice!

  • Maybe Tex and Church will get revived by Epsilon Church using some special power that brings dead people back to life. And donut as well. DONUT WILL LIVE!!!

  • since when does caboose swear?

  • whens tex coming back its been so long

  • oh god now im burning thats wores than everything buring

    roflmao

  • @ShadowAgent1000 ow why does it keep chasing me? *HHIIIISSSSS* ah. that's nice.

  • why the hell are church and tex in this trailer? That's always been bothering me... Like they weren't even in any of the recreation episodes... are they gonna be in revelation or something?

  • What happened to the Yellow Church? Where is he gone to/?

  • @strateghost technically thats Caboose's version of Sister

  • i missed tex ^-^