All Purpose Meatballs - My Way

[2000xlt]

how long would they be good for in the freezer?

[papercuts777]

@2000xlt In tomato sauce: forever. On their own: at least 6 months and more, depending how you seal them.

[2000xlt]

they are cooking now!!

[papercuts777]

@2000xlt Good stuff!

[2000xlt]

gotta make them fer the freezer,off from work tomorrow,,,sounds like a plan to me

[papercuts777]

@2000xlt I always have these on hand.

Make the damn meatballs! haha

[TrowbridgeHardcore]

one hand power mash, Fucking Classic!

[papercuts777]

@TrowbridgeHardcore hahaha

[Mrcodgerneighborhood]

I love sink burgers! you could be famous! start a restaurant and call it Sink Burgers! Sink your teeth into a sink burger! thumbs up!

[papercuts777]

@Mrcodgerneighborhood hahaha Damn. you come up with some good ones.

Peace, Mr. Codger

[BurnTheLeaves]

nice bro, i'm glad to hear.

[BurnTheLeaves]

bro, i'm dying here! need another vid asap!!

[papercuts777]

@BurnTheLeaves Doing a couple today. 

[2000xlt]

hell yeah ap meatballs!!!come on back bro!!

[papercuts777]

@2000xlt Working on getting back.

Thanks, man!

[barnacle1234]

Did you bang a 7 gram rock before this video?

[papercuts777]

@barnacle1234 I don't do drugs, just doctor approved weed and beer. Well, I guess I mean i don't do hard drugs.

[SamC74]

This one is my favorite. :)

[papercuts777]

@SamC74 Hey, thanks SamC74.

[capricornbabe1990]

love watching your videos your awesome are you making more soon :)

[papercuts777]

@capricornbabe1990 Ya, man.

Thanks!!

[cebucemagenaitap]

Wow awesome meatballs man! You know that also taste great ?. When you cook them in golden mushroom soup. Have you ever tried that. ?

[papercuts777]

@cebucemagenaitap Done chops in shroom soup but not meatballs. Now on the to-do list.

Thanks.

[cebucemagenaitap]

@papercuts777 You're welcome man. Well if you want of course it's very good and it's nice when you serve it with mashed potatoes and beans

[cherd1971]

AMAZING ! ! ! ! haha Thanks

[WeedyMcBudster]

lol 1 hand power mash, pay the fuck attention! great stuff!!!!!

[papercuts777]

@WeedyMcBudster hahaha

Cheers.

[MijitoPorQue]

how about u PAY SOME FUCKING ATTENTION !! MY WAY!!

[papercuts777]

@MijitoPorQue Some people know and some people don't.

Pay attention!

[afri121]

u r sloppy,son of a gun

[getrdun21]

all I have to say is you are the fucking man!!!!!!!!! dont be a fucking BUM!!!! lol

[papercuts777]

@getrdun21 hahaha No bum, no bum!

[ArchieLovesMe]

I got a muscle cramp in my hand just watching you chop like that.

[PuzzleSolver]

Fuckin A! Fridge Burgers!!! WARNING: Don't attempt this on drywall... :(

[papercuts777]

@PuzzleSolver Ya, you'll get stains. They're fridge burgers, not wall burgers.

[PuzzleSolver]

@papercuts777 Yup my girl was like "WTF are you doing?", I said "I'm makin burgers don't be a fuckin bum pay attention!" Then I had to spend 6 minutes cleaning meat chuncks outa those tiny cracks. Pay the fuck attention people hahahaaa!

[papercuts777]

@PuzzleSolver hahaha

[Turbanbattle]

the funniest drunk fuck on youtube.. how do you cook so good hahahah .. KEEP THE VIDEOS COMIN

[papercuts777]

@Turbanbattle Cheers. I will!

[friedchickenlittle]

must you eat with fork or can I use chopsticks

[papercuts777]

@friedchickenlittle Use a shovel or a garden trowel, I don't don't give a shit, but do drive it home! haha

[GHarrisonNunes]

@friedchickenlittle HAHAHAHAH strange sense of humour, but I like!

[TheAerosmither]

i was showing my pal this episode yesterday...and he said one word to describe you in Arabic

هذا الرجل حقيقي

try to translate it in google

and i said..yeah that's why i subscribed in the first place!

keep the good work pal

Cheers V

[papercuts777]

@TheAerosmither Yup, the real deal. Thnaks fer subscribing.

Cheers!

[xFatalPopshoTx]

No..... Dumb fuck pan fry them bitches

[papercuts777]

@xFatalPopshoTx ?

[iam2fst4u]

Don't try to be me, you'll fuck your shit up. You have some good shit. Keep it up, party on.

[papercuts777]

@iam2fst4u Damn beer always making me run off at the mouth. haha

Cheers, buddy!

[Kronikwisdom]

LOL ! PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION this episode had balls

[papercuts777]

@Kronikwisdom There should still be a patent pending on that Pay the fuck attention1 haha

Cheers!

[jenzeppelin]

How the F did I miss a video about all-purpose meatballs?! Hooray! Meatballs! :)

[FOLDEDME1]

You Rock Man!!!!! Keep up the Videos!!!!!!!!

[papercuts777]

@FOLDEDME1 Cheers and many more beers!

[Mrgyn]

"You wan't a hamburger -- you want a fridgeburger? FUCK it were making meatballs! "

[papercuts777]

@Mrgyn hahaha

[Mrgyn]

@papercuts777

Those do look absolutely tasty though.

[jaymaccab]

Best mother fucking meat balls ever bro, made mine then sorted out some fresh, hot satay sauce mixed up with some noodles.

Cheers/beers

[papercuts777]

@jaymaccab Sounds good!

Cheers

[bruno2260]

Yo, try this out. Take your poached balls out when done & make gravy out of the broth (add cornstarch). Toast 2 slices of bread with some mozzarella on top of one.

-To build; plain toast down, some gravy, 2 balls smash'um, some more gravy, lid cheese side down, add yup s'more gravy. Fork & knife.

Good & easy last meal for drunk friends. They'll eat that & pass the fuck out!

[papercuts777]

@bruno2260 Sounds good and that 's what u want...is friends passing the fuk out before they bust some shit or cause some shit.

Cheers!

[foggj76]

when i need a pick me up,,w/ a good laugh..i love this vid and the onion rings vid..the best of all your vids in my opinion.

[papercuts777]

@foggj76 The rings is a crazy vid! haha I'll watch this one again. It's been awhile and I trust ur humour judgment.

Have a good weekend!

[WthzoroProductions]

your fucking awesome XD

[papercuts777]

@WthzoroProductions I drink, I swear, I cook. haha

Thanks

[WthzoroProductions]

@papercuts777 you make cooking interesting keep it up man

[papercuts777]

@WthzoroProductions Will do!

[WthzoroProductions]

@papercuts777 you should get the quote of the year award

dont be a fucking bum

pay some fucking attentions

[papercuts777]

@WthzoroProductions Gets peoples attention. haha

[WthzoroProductions]

@papercuts777 best quote ever and i cant belive your face book group has like 7 peaple in it O_O

[papercuts777]

@WthzoroProductions I don't have a facebook account, never!

[WthzoroProductions]

@WthzoroProductions you dont have an acount yet theres a group about you dude

[papercuts777]

@WthzoroProductions Really? Guess u need an account on facebook to see that stuff.

[WthzoroProductions]

@papercuts777 probably and did you make those drinking things?

[papercuts777]

@WthzoroProductions What things?

[WthzoroProductions]

@papercuts777 uhm the long green tube qand the shorter blue one with the smallerclear tube in it ? youve used them in the penny stove one and afew others if my memory isnt failing me

[papercuts777]

@WthzoroProductions They're called beer bongs. $9.99. I cut one in half to knock off .3 of a second on a power pull. Fastest yet is 1.9 seconds. Gotta beat it

[WthzoroProductions]

@papercuts777 ahh thanks and film it if you do beat it it be fun to see

[papercuts777]

@kunjidee Um, no. I get more woman BECAUSE I can cook. Sherlock.

Go fuck your hand, you gimp.

[dethmommy]

lmao @ wash your hands dont be a fuckin bum! ahahah true that!

[papercuts777]

@dethmommy I love telling people not to be a bum. hahaha

Cheers!

[e30roundel]

haahahaahahaha looks like porridge, fuck, do you cook for a living? all this shit looks good man

[papercuts777]

@e30roundel Just a drunken hobby cook. haha

Thanks!

[minneyarthorn]

next time i punch somebody in the face im going to refer to it as "the one hand power mash" maybe i will use it after i call somebody a bum as an insult and they look at me funny....lol!!

[papercuts777]

@minneyarthorn Fkn rights! People need to be taught some shit. A couple of '1 handers' would do wonders to people. Make 'em fly right!

haha

[HUTCHtopher]

LOL instant meatball to burger

[papercuts777]

@HUTCHtopher Was that the fridge burger? haha

[HUTCHtopher]

@papercuts777

ya fridge burger haha

[Sonnie55]

LOL. one of a kind. love the music

[papercuts777]

@Sonnie55 Well, thanks.

[mrsfollett]

LOL made these twice yumm thanks "dont be a fuckin bum" love your vids!!

[papercuts777]

Good!

Thanks!

[9mmkahr]

hey m8, i'll paint your ceiling for free, you must supply the beer though

[papercuts777]

I just painted the ceiling, last month. Next time, though, sure!

[BluSk0rpi0n]

Great vid!!!! I loved the encore of the fridge burger patty!!!!! Non stop laughter!

[papercuts777]

hahahah Thnaks!

[thatbastardson]

happy birthday assholes! i meant, merry christmas! doesnt matter, most catholics dont even fuckin know what christmas symbolizes, but they go to church like a bunch of fuckin assholes every week. im drunk. have happy holidays everyone. fuckin a. watchin the vid for meatballs tomorrow.

[neon169]

im catholic and i have never been to church

[papercuts777]

@neon

U ain't missing much!

They want 10% of ur gross and u can't think for urself!

[neon169]

as of right now i dont plan to go either. btw did u ever take any cooking classes cause all your food looks awesome

[papercuts777]

I watched a lot of cooking shows and practiced a lot at home for many years.

Thanks!

[neon169]

i cant watch any cooking shows i get hungry.. :(

[papercuts777]

Gotta eat before u watch. Even I do! hah

[9mmkahr]

TYPICAL

[papercuts777]

There's a beer induced comment, kids. haha

[stability599]

Yea grandma's know. I think she let's the meatball or meatloaf mix set for a while so the flavor's blend a bit. Then she adds milk later if it seem's dry. She can tell.

[stability599]

Good deal! i'm gonna slap my grandma next time she makes a meatloaf and doesn't pre mix the crumbs!

[papercuts777]

Gramdmas no some shit they won't even share. top secret stuff, I'm telling you! haha

[stability599]

Can you say how it's diffrent to mix the bread crumbs into egg and milk as apposed to putting eggs and crumbs seperate into the meat, then mixing? Faster maybe? (it's your way) haha

[papercuts777]

The crumbs have time to 'swell' the way I'm doing it. Moister ball. If u toss crumbs in then an egg and milk, by the time it's mixed, the meat is too tight or the crumbs won't soak up all the moisture.

Did I cover it? haha

[specOPSCD]

Hahahahahahx100000000

[papercuts777]

I'm glad u enjoyed!

[specOPSCD]

08:05 lmfao!!!!!!

[papercuts777]

High speed hamburgers!

[mvbeckril]

Great Vid duder! These are indeed "AP" balls haha... I make mine very similar in a huge batch then freeze 'em up in little bags o' six or so for future use with sghetti or sandwiches or what have you. I also like to throw some Parmesan IN with the meat but I can't afford the good stuff :( Strickly a green can man here.. I'M a BUM!!! haha.

"Don't tighten yer fuckin' meat up!"

later...

Seattle Mark

[papercuts777]

hahaha Ya, parm in the meat mixture! Good idea.

Keep ur powder dry!

Cheers

[Darkflay1234]

You are so bad ass :D

[papercuts777]

That comes natural, the stupidity, I have to practice! hahahaha

Cheers!

[conn0412]

looks good

[papercuts777]

The ones in the broth were the best. Maybe cause I haven't had them in awhile.

Thnaks, man!

[pawz68]

How about making a fuckin cheesecake w/ graham cracker crust???  None of this thin box shit, I want a thick, light and airy cheesecake!

[papercuts777]

I wish I could do that one but I don't have a Cuisinart or a mixer. Lots of asks for that one. Anything else?

[pawz68]

Cuban beans or a good hummus? You rock man! I do have a bone to pick...turn that fuckin water off when you are creating your masterpieces! Noisy and wasteful. Now...if you're ever in northern ohio we're going shooting. Guns all day long and brass piled to your knees. Bring on the zombies bitches! Keep up the good work!

[papercuts777]

May i humbly offer that the best hummus recipe on the tubes is just a channel away. Type in hummus and watch it get prepared better than usual!

water, check

Desire to get to Ohio, check

Lets go blasting!

Cheers, buddy!

[Mrgyn]

You are fucking awesome. I have to get a case of beer tomorrow and drink hard because I fucking feel like it.

[papercuts777]

Smoking is good but I like to smash a few down for a change.

Peace!

[themike123456]

Keep fucking cooking man!

Beauti-fucking-ful posting! Thanks

[papercuts777]

Thank YOU!

[MajkeTiTvoje]

R-rated cooking show haha

[papercuts777]

hahaha

[Octoberheart7]

1. This recipe looks awesome. I've seen so many bullshit meatball recipes that have a bunch of weird-ass ingredients I would never buy (lemongrass? Saffon? idk).

2. I love the way you say "basil".

3. I need a beer after watching that.

4. I believe you are a 5-star chef. Looking forward to more vids from you, Mr. Papercuts!

[papercuts777]

Bazil, basil. They both taste like licorice.

I'm not even a 1/2 star chef. I just believe I am when I'm cooking. haha

DRINK HARD!

[Bronwynswish]

Thank you for both cracking me up and teaching me at the same time! You are the bomb! Keep it up!

[papercuts777]

I try.

Thanks!

[blakeownzu]

Lol i like how on your fridge i think it is, it says No Smoking. XD

[papercuts777]

hahaha Yup!

[snarkdetriomphe]

yer funny when you're extra hammered. did you throw the sink patty off the balcony? hahahaha splat.

[papercuts777]

It's hard to see but it's there. I throw it in the garbage as I'm talking at the camera.

I threw a bottle 12 stories down, once. ONCE! hah

[catseatingclouds]

hey are you gettin' wasted tonight ? if so what are you making?

[papercuts777]

Last night. I'll put this other thing up in a few minutes. Filler till I get new cam.

[losjangeles]

Whiskey with whiskey

[JoeHell67]

Hi,

you missed on the garlic powder like on the 'Hamburger video'

compared to your Meatballs on the

'monster sub' video you used regular milk instead of carnation milk and no italian seasoning...

On the other hand you chopped up some fresh basil for this one...

when it comes to 'drunk cook Meatballs' the 'monster sub' is still my favorite...

first vid' i discovered....

like the first girl that takes your virginity, you never forget....

take care..

JoeHell67

[jayjules911]

lmao paper on hamburger toss!!!! classsic!..ur ass is funny.

[papercuts777]

Gottta have some humour. Life's boring with-out!

Thanks, man!

[jslong765]

DONT BE A FUCKIN BUMB

[papercuts777]

Words to live by, Don't Be a Fucking Bum!

Or just shout for the hell of it.

Cheers

[yankeegirlvt]

I love saucy balls! yours look good. I noticed the new mat on your counter top sweet!

[papercuts777]

I think that mat's been there since they wouldn't shut up about the hole, on the counter, from the hatchet job on that chicken.

Cheers!

[Kuqi1234]

Dude , me and my University flat mates practically live of your cooking tips...you KNOW your way around a kitchen!!!!

Forever in debt flat 14 University Bristol, England!!

Rock on .....and stick some more cheese on that mufthafuc*er ,,,,,why because its my kitchen

[papercuts777]

Right on, happy to help.

Thanks, man!

[first2go2009]

I can do a better job then that camera man. fire that guy and make me do the cam work. I'm the best now

[papercuts777]

You're hired.

[fingers967]

Man I love meat balls .. ill make like the whole fuckin family pack of meat and then just like you, portion them babies out with a bit of sauce or gravy and then freeze em . itll last me for a while . great job . simple food well made and tasty .. what more could anyone ask for .. did you say you were in a 5 star porn film LOL .. rock on man

[papercuts777]

HAHAHHA A 5 star porn flick. I wish! hah

Cheers, bro!

[TychoBrahe812]

You are the best! Your style cannot be beat. That roasted chicken recipe changed my life. Keep on rockin'

[papercuts777]

Nice werds.

I shall keep rockin'!

Thanks!

[RockyWhyNot]

Yeah, and if you should run outta milk; add a little beer...lol! (Can't hurt, can it?)

~Tammi~

[papercuts777]

U a chef? U know all the secrets!

Cheers!

[popebenadict16]

i think i just walked in on a convo about me thats wierd.lol.

[papercuts777]

The pope is discussed al across the land! hah

[RockyWhyNot]

Your very NAME is echoed in the wind...

[popebenadict16]

when i get some mince im gunna do them.

[papercuts777]

Cheap eats, more booze!

[papercuts777]

HAHAHA

[cooksterz]

Meatballs of the Gods! The pope sent me (insert angelic choir of angels music...) lol

[papercuts777]

The Pope is good. The pope can drink like a

machine.

All hail the pope!

[strfxx]

not a bad video honestly, you seemed super angry in the beginning then you toned down a bit which was good you came across better lol. FAJITA TIME

[papercuts777]

That's just part of the show. haha

[phekwig]

Fridge patties! Great idea :)

[papercuts777]

Let the beer think for ya, sometimes!

Cheers!

[boojwahz]

thats a spicey meatsa ballsa

[papercuts777]

They were damn moist. Never made 'em that way before.

Peace, buddy.

[kronis33]

looks great ,i would eat the one off the fridge right about now lol

[papercuts777]

hahaha

[kronis33]

hey bro good too see your still the chef on here.lol looks good maybe we can hang out someday soon, my machine is empty now, hope too hear from you ,Trev

[papercuts777]

Hey, bro, just getting over the H1N17H whatever disease. Annoying as two hangovers at once but lasts a bit longer.

We'll talk.

[piglet8631]

Drunkity drunk! Love it when ur giggle-ing! Makes me giggle too!

Not sure about the sink balls tho...lol..

[papercuts777]

No sink burgers unless it's a real emergency like for instance, if no one is looking. haha

[cbond99]

9 beer limit on the cooking vids brother.......lol.....Good vid nonetheless.

Sometimes when I do these, I use ground chuck and instead of bread crumbs, I'll use Ritz crackers. The Ritz give it a little sweetness. Oatmeal works good too, but I mostly use it for meatloaf.

[papercuts777]

Sounds good all over.

Thanks