scratch-n-sniff BOOBS

[Allyn65]

u are fucking funy as hell

[mcloving111]

look at them huge fucking fingers eww 

[wedolistentothewordz]

thas dutty

[solipsism2]

Dear self absorbed moron,

I don't care if you are naked. Why would anyone? And you are really really lame. Moreover, get a life. You think we are interested in watching you do NOTHING? Well, miss delusional, guess again. This is sick. I am writing here because you disabled the comments on your "i'm nude" stupid video that no one cares about.

That's right, we don't care if you are nude ok? Do us a favor and get off of youtube. Thanks in advance.

[Furnifur]

@solipsism2 hey genius, that vid wasn't about being naked it was a campaign about the people on yt who post vids and the thumbnail was them naked. I did not start the campaign but I was part of it. I don't need to explain this to you but I am because until tonight I have not made a video in over a year so how self absorbed could I possible be? I disabled comments because those of you who don't know me like to criticize that which you know nothing about. Now I will make more videos out of spite.

[gorganzoogle123]

wat awsome boobies

[TheVideoTwister]

I know you from FB... OMG.. I thought you was goody-goody. lol.. Look at you. ha.

[Furnifur]

@TheVideoTwister LOL Me a goody goody? No, just haven't been doing much on the net lately.

[GHWildcat]

Ok, this is a question for Furnifur. Would the movie Superstar be the influence on this video?

[Furnifur]

@GHWildcat That is so awesome you picked up it!! I love love love her skits from SNL and yes I saw the movie Superstar but it was more the skits.

[ecnar9999]

Nice, funny video. What is the name of the song at the begining of the vid?

[Furnifur]

Good Morning Little Schoolgirl  by Jonny Lang

[Silmerline]

lol

[Furnifur]

Thank You!!!

[Furnifur]

I'm back in Jersey! THANKS~!

[chprbrnsnncfom]

stupid negro hahahaa...realy fat ..fuck you mother fucker anani sikim kaltak

[Furnifur]

I wonder how old this video be genius hater. I was pretty fat. so what I still looked good, that's whay you keep watching and hating.

did you miss me while I was gone? I'll post somethign new for you. soon lover

[diop123ful]

can u show me boobs

[Furnifur]

oh poor precious boy

[mellowlover]

her husband have a blast with her... he is a lucky man to hav such a hot wife..she is a lil crazy.. but we all are

[Furnifur]

no husband, had a boyfriend but we broke up, now it's just me and my dog

[2small2big]

I WANNA SEE SOME MORE!

[Furnifur]

lol my camera is broken, sry

[yukirocks123]

on your video i`m back and i`m naked dont listen to them just because they are not pretty dose not mean you cant be.

[Furnifur]

oh no worries about them, I ignore the bullshit haters. But thank you

[NMCNiggaMovies]

ok this is trife.

[Furnifur]

I find it sad when people can't just laugh instead of shoving the sticks already in their asses further n further up. OH well, I can laugh at myself and at life.

[NMCNiggaMovies]

ok fine its goofy and trife. happy?

[Furnifur]

I was already happy. Hate on my shit as much a you wish

[NMCNiggaMovies]

because jubilant people sniff underneath their tit.

[Furnifur]

I'm happy because I'm a happy person. This video was just me being silly. You hate it fine, don't watch my shit. Simple as that.

goodnight

[FhShaheen99]

really enjoyed it !!!!!! But tell me true, is it real ????

[Furnifur]

Is what real? That I do that? No I don't really do that although I did it that day.

[P00P0STER0US]

I found out the other day one of my moobs would fail the pencil test...Thankfully, I'm already on a diet :D

[Furnifur]

moobs! LOL I haven't heard that one before!

I'm sure your moobs aren't as bad as you think

[P00P0STER0US]

Haha, I can't take credit for the word "moobs" but I love the word :oD On a happy note, I'm now 19lbs lighter on my don't-eat-like-a-moron diet. I still sorta eat like a moron lately, but I'm not eating 2 lbs of potato chips every week, so that's a plus. I hope this Thursday night finds you well hun :) *smooches*

[Furnifur]

LOL Now I feel bad, I just bought a pizza...mmm yummy!!

Awesome job on the weight loss. and yeah moobs is a great word

[Furnifur]

I also hope thursday aka now finds you well

[P00P0STER0US]

So far so good. My chickens are sorta coming home to roost now, so I'm very lucky to have the work I've been doing recently. Let's give each other a mental high-five every morning :o) I'll take a sip of morning coffee and say "HIGH FIVE, JENNIFER!"

[Furnifur]

You've got a deal POoP!! I love that you are enjoying your new gig, you were so excited about it when it first started.

[P00P0STER0US]

I've had lots of pizza lately :o) Though I have tried a no-cheese pizza with whole wheat crust. It had sweet chili Thai sauce and was topped with chicken. It was very good. (Though cheese would have kinda been nice...) Of late I buy the $5 pepperoni at Little Caesars because it's cheap. And I eat no-name beefaroni, lol. Taking my life in my hands, I know...

[Furnifur]

That does NOT sound appetizing. Yes, you really are taking your life in your hands, tread lightly...gastrointestinal damage is afoot!

[Furnifur]

damm yt went down right while I was answering you. It is pretty musky but I enjoy it. lol

[Furnifur]

You are too funny. I wasn't being sensual on purpose I guess it just oooozes out of me like sludge

[OriginalMammelukken]

Lol thats so weird that it's great! XD

[Furnifur]

That's my bumper sticker, I'm so weird, I'm great!

[sho145]

oooookkkkkkk.....

[Furnifur]

lighten up

[CurtisWildebeest]

WONDERFUL... :)

[Furnifur]

Smarvelous!

[fehquig]

That smile after the sniff says it all :)

[Furnifur]

I let out my sickness a little at a time. Very few people noticed that.

[fehquig]

LOL

[OceanJackson40]

Heey, I guessing your are a..... 38DD.....I can work with that.

[Furnifur]

Actually you are wrong

[Bluestouse86]

hmmm...you are a very odd person. to each their own i guess

[Furnifur]

Yes I am odd bu tin a good way. Lighthearted fun, just loosen up a bit.

[grimacinglummox]

Hehehehe.. Wholesome Furni goodness! :p

[Furnifur]

I'm so pure

[hellomootooyou]

i would also love to squeeze them and suck like there was no end mmmmm mmmmmmm good

i know your are wishing you are in bed with me

i am naked and hungary for sex

[hellomootooyou]

your boobs are like pudding and i would love to fuck you and and my dick would just slip in yummm

[Furnifur]

You are vulgar, even if I was available did you honestly think that was going to get me all hot n bothered?

[hellomootooyou]

yes i did

and you are so sexy

i am sure your bf is super hot

and the way i am also gay i am so wet and my dick is standing on end

[hellomootooyou]

i love you and i would love to be your men slipn' and slidn' in and out if your pussy mmm mmm good and are those fake or real jugs because your nipples are so cute and BIG i want to lick that pussy i can already taste it oooo la la

[Furnifur]

no more talking from you block

[GramsandPapi]

Girl, you give me the giggles! Thanks, Grams

[Furnifur]

lol that was the whole point! I'm glad you giggled, I still giggle when I think of it.

[Furnifur]

lol that's sweet, thank you! no toca though, my boobage is off limits to the public

[3CoolKats]

Trying to lure people in to a boob vid to do a study eh? I think that's called a Booby trap, LOL.

[Furnifur]

ROFL!!! BOOBY TRAP!!! That is a good one Blink!!!

[AllyEmm]

wow that's funny, I believe I have done that before... We must be weird.

[Furnifur]

I knew I wasn't alone in my oddities. We should form a group but I don't know if we need help or to just support each other. lol

[MGB1000]

I tried that with my butt before, but it didnt smell that good. ;-(

[Furnifur]

yeah ya wanna stay away from scratching and/or sniffing your butt lol

[trains74]

Stop wearin those underwire Bra's & switch 2 softwire then you'll be all good, LOL !!!

[Furnifur]

I didn't know there was a softwire!!

[Evilspartacus]

lol :  )

[Furnifur]

:-)

[darkchild00]

With Tatas like that I know they smell good. Send me a wiff of that.

[Furnifur]

lol sorry Charlie, the scent is only for one fella

[darkchild00]

I heard that.

[Furnifur]

you know I'm a good girl, so to speak. lol

[mikma]

.mikma was here

[Furnifur]

here is your Welch's

[Bean829]

uh... right...yeah!

[Furnifur]

What part don't you believe, that I sit around scratching and sniffing my boobage or the part where I smell my fingers? lol

[Bean829]

i believe you do both

but i think you left out the part where you make the funny noises while doing it

[Furnifur]

Only a nut who makes entire characters on the noises he makes whilst by himself would notice me making m noises. LOL

[skibby]

S  N L

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[Furnifur]

S N L ftw!!!

[RiverBirch1967]

*sends you scented powder from Sephora"

[Furnifur]

Sephora has some nice stuff but I don't like powder, it makes my skin dry and kinda gets cakey if I sweat. At the time I was in Fla, I would have been a paste. LOL

[joey75220]

HHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Wow, that's funny.....that's 'FUNNIFUR!' HAHAHAHAHA

[Furnifur]

Thanks Joey!!! When I found this footage, it had me laughing so hard but I didn't want to repulse people with my boob scratching techniques. I just never know what people will enjoy with me or if they will run screaming from my videos, eyes bleeding. lol So glad for you it was the fmr not he latter.

[clockworkmeltdown]

ha ha!!! that was hillarious.... id tell ya i do that with my nutz sometimes, but that'd just be wrong...lol

rock on-space

[Furnifur]

If I could I would give you two thumbs up! Thank You for admitting that you smell your fingers after you scratch those nuts of yours!! Hysterical!!!

[canadianstudmuffin]

That is disgusting.

Do it again!!!  :P

[Furnifur]

I'm a sick chick huh...I should totally be punished:::evil grin:::

[cooksterz]

Side Boob Smell, could be a candle scent! Call Glade!! haha

[VictorTheGr8]

Dear Boob Sniffer:

Yes..as a former model glue sniffer...which is much better and more fun.I know all about it....OK..I admit I wanna smell 'em OK!!! I do..oh soo...bad :) I do however..have my own teeth..all 3 of them. I refuse to end this chain on principal..and for all the sniffers of the world :) I ain't old...I thought you were older than me? I am 58.

[VictorTheGr8]

OOOPs sorry I replied to the wrong comment...LOL..glad it was cooksterz hehehe:) Shit fuckin happens :)

[Furnifur]

hey Cook, I think Vic just admitted he likes glue over girls, interesting I wonder what happened to his horses. Just admit you wanted to say hi to Cookie because you have lust in your heart. I'm just glad you didn't say you were a former model, I was eating and didn't want to choke on sausage pizza

[VictorTheGr8]

Dear Miss Boob Sniffer (BS):

Glue comes from horses therefore it is erotic to smell:). True..any man worth his salt would lust for Cookie...thats kinda a duh. OK..I am a former model and I hope U upchuck your pizza all over your burnt tire smelling boobs :) hehehe

[Furnifur]

Dear Whackadoodle, I think you have sex with horses, you are a nasty nasty man to find their smell erotic. But I hope you know that it is illegal and I am getting the authorities to watch you. I shall hence forth call you Mr. Whackadoodle HorseFucker...Mr as a sign of respect for the elderly.

[VictorTheGr8]

Deat boob Sniffer (BS):

Yes ..but horse sex will storm the nation soon..I have invested all my money into it. Illegeal? Ask me if I give a shit :) Chicks dig me..horses fear me. :)

[Furnifur]

Stp trying to get Cookie excited thru your nasty stories of bestiality, she only digs dudes that dig HUMANS not animals. nasty ass

[VictorTheGr8]

Which is why I am sooo into you now baby. :) I want to be FURNI-Tured! LOL :) Have you ever been with a goat before?!!!

[Furnifur]

I like men, not animals, like I said it's illegal. Don't be "into" me I've got nothin' for ya but some regurgitation.

[VictorTheGr8]

BS Baby:

All that "throw up" talk has me so HOT! BABY! And the smelliy boob vidShit! Did I ask if U like horses? yummmmmm!!

[Furnifur]

::::yawn:::: it's sad what gets you hot. I like riding horses, that is about it.

[VictorTheGr8]

yawn...I don't believe you have ever ridden a horse. Ever!

[VictorTheGr8]

Damn...that was nasty! If I recall (from the men's washroom at the Sizzler)...they have the aroma of freshly burnt tires. :) Yawn.

[Furnifur]

blah blah blah old man yapping blah blah blah

My b/f says they smell like Dove and sweet roses and don't you wish you could find out for sure. big baby! :;;;yawn:::

[VictorTheGr8]

Yawn...Well that's not what he told me..he also mentioned burnt tires. I did find out..remember...at the Sizzler? And hey...I might be getting old...and look excellent for my age...but I don't smell myself all the time hehehe:)

[Furnifur]

He didn't tell you squat. And I've never even been in a Sizzler so HA! Nothing wrong with smelling myself if I know I smell good. :::yawn::::

[VictorTheGr8]

Furni..the first step in recovery is overcoming denial...and to quit scratching and smelling yourself :)

[Furnifur]

Interesting you know so much about recovery Vicki old chap. If you smelled my cleavage you'd be drooling and not just because you are old and missing teeth either. Just admit you wanna smell em too and we can stop this entire chain. Why deny it?

[VictorTheGr8]

again:

Dear Boob Sniffer:

Yes..as a former model glue sniffer...which is much better and more fun.I know all about it....OK..I admit I wanna smell 'em OK!!! I do..oh soo...bad :) I do however..have my own teeth..all 3 of them. I refuse to end this chain on principal..and for all the sniffers of the world :) I ain't old...I thought you were older than me? I am 58.

[VictorTheGr8]

P>S. I refuse to stop this chain until you say "Vic, Chicks dig you" Otherwise I will keep going until the cows come home.

[Furnifur]

You are an odd fellow. Also I can go on forever and frankly the only person to benefit by your sillyness is me

[MeanBlackDude]

lol

[Furnifur]

Don't tell anyone I said so and I'll deny it if you repeat it, but they taste good too!

[Bocist]

hmmm . maybe bottle that stuff up and sell it as a new perfume.

[Furnifur]

Awesome Idea!!!! I'll go call Calvin Klein or Liz Arden

[G4RDNER]

Disgraceful! Keep up the good work!

[Furnifur]

Awesome!! I've always wanted to be utterly disgraceful, I'm so proud!

[P00P0STER0US]

I came to watch and rate and comment, just to screw up your study! LOLOL omg Furnibaby I'm watching this, mouth agape. hahahahaha I love you!

[Furnifur]

I seriously have issues and I should be locked up somewhere!! I love having you screw up my study, it's only one you can be the control group. lol

[DebUSA]

Oh yeah... boob sweat =)

First!

[Furnifur]

It smells like Dove and my sweet natural scent rofl!!