leaked scientology orientation video part 3

[ProjectFlashlight612]

Hubbard was always rabidly insistent that psychiatrists were taught and taught others that 'Man is just an animal'. This is supposedly very bad, though Hubbard never bothered to tell us exactly WHY being an animal was wrong. Animals are, it is self-evident, more moral than humans in that 'evil' per se is basically non-existent in non-human life forms. And it's almost certain that no psychiatrist has EVER actually told anyone that Man

(never Humanity for Hubbard the woman hater) is an animal

[SuperLoganjames]

9:46 kirstie alley, forever in the Scientology cult

[TheSomnambulist06]

that 10 second piano loop is making me want to vomit into an envelope to send to the CoS

[Unicron4ever]

Pick me! I want to be brainwashed! PICK ME!!!

[stonerbarbiie]

the only reason they have someone to 'solve disputes' within the church is coz they don't want members leaking material to outsiders. If they leak material, they could loose credibility and/or money.

[stonerbarbiie]

HA! Ron directed films? I hope they get leaked.

[toddmastria1]

they spend alot of time trying to convince us they are not guilty of something...and they are an actual church...WHAT A SCAM!

[mightlife]

5.03 why use the Christian cross and not steal another 'religious symbol' or better yet, make one up.

Like a the 'Crock of Shit'.

[MrJohndoakes]

@mightlife That version of the cross (known as the "rosy cross") is an old occult symbol; Aleister Crowley used it.

[schzx]

Those auditing trainees aren't keeping their TR-0!

[rolflmaoweeee]

All fucking fake..just like the acting.

[analyzingfunny]

so at 1:40 "Lets see where 'professional's' are made"; So this denotes a profession or the making of money? So Scientology is a business? oh IC... But lets just keep that quiet shall we?

[nowgleaning]

I too felt sick to see the lovely Isaac Hayes endorsing this shite! It's a crying shame, a crying shame!!

[thecodewerks]

Ice Pirates!

[Unicron4ever]

PICK ME!!!

I WANT to become a drone!!!

[Chigokai1080]

WAIT! @9:11... Isaac Hayes! and @9:47 that's Kirstie alley. I feel a little sick.

[girlisnuts]

A chiropractor scientologist? Perfect. Does he sell Amway too?

[silverscreemer]

Only academy students get to see them eh?

Now I wanna see his shitty movies! How dare they tell me I can't see them!

[alexisvoltaire]

1. Watercolorist.

2. "Before scientology I was considered quite serious. Now I'm fun."

[cowsquid]

"only a raving LUNATIC "

[CowOnSpeed123]

WE WANT PROF FOR YOUR CLAIM!!

[SmellyBellyification]

Earlier he said that the organizations of Scientology are seperate and only linked by their beliefs. Then why the hell is there an hierarchy?

[geckodragon]

what baffles me is how they continue to insist that a person can practise both their "religion" and w/e religion they may have been practising prior. it is IMPOSSIBLE to practise 2 religions.. eventually there will be clashes and you will be forced to believe in one more than the other

[markh2]

comical!

[blondathartnhead]

Lol, that "Opera Singer" sounds like a chain-smoker. I'm a classically trained vocalist and I have done a lot of work with laryngologists and speech pathologists to correct my speech problems to further my singing career, you could never have a successful career with a speaking voice like that.

[blondathartnhead]

ummmm whoa whoa whoa, scientology was scrutinized more than any other church in history???!? Excuse me but... what?!?!! Man how stupid are these people that watch this video and believe it?!

[Seeker4TheUnknown]

0:53 "They need psychiatrist help?"

But Mr. Cult Member, I thought you said that was all stone age thinking and a proven faliuar from the last video?

[jonathanmelia]

Are there scientology courses to help bad acting? These guys should take them....

[DhunamiCE]

@jonathanmelia actually there are, hahaha

[Stewbid11]

@JessicaSideways, Nice one! Hahahaha!

(takes it too far) L. Ron Hubbard to David Miscavige age 7..."Now hold Grammys left soup can, shove the right one up your as*... Ooh your reading is showing definate witholds! Out with it!" hehehihihoho

[JessicaSideways]

2:25 Now hold granny's e-Metre. ;-P

2:38 Why did he contradict himself? "They're great!" and "Ron wrote the films" are contradictory statements!

4:40 A black guy? In Scientology? I thought Scientology & LRH were openly racist like the Mormon church?

5:45 Only after much harassment of the IRS and theft of Government documents (Operation Snow White).

7:55 How the hell did Scientology help your patients get better much quicker? O.o

[angryfishmonger]

Quack Quack Quack 

[TemplarVision]

Only an ignorant moron would believe this tripe. A person would have to be pathetically incomplete to buy into the elitism this cult proffers. No wonder Tom Cruise is so enthralled by Scientology - He's not terribly bright and has never persued a college education or actually studied any discipline outside of the church documents, then proclaims to be an authority on any number of subjects. Yeah the IRS granted tax exemption AFTER these bastards hounded and dug up dirt on senior IRS officers.

[necessitousfox]

'learn how to HANDLE others'.. okay.. sounds very creepy. I feel sorry for the black guy. If only he knew that Hubbard was a total racist and thought that black ppl were made to clean his floors - I bet the acting would stop rather quickly

[thefairlysimple1]

my son has those funny sci fi movies that are given voice overs, by some really funny people, by putting other words in their mouth, this crap screams out for someone to sit down and edit a voice over, to parody it. scientology justice system now isnt that an oxymoron?

[gombis666]

Funny how they never mention that the CO$ illegally broke into the IRS and that L Ron's wife was jailed for it.

[thefairlysimple1]

@gombis666 yeah, now that would make the plot thicken in this dismal movie, or maybe not

[AgentxAnonymous]

It's a marketing gimmick. Anyone who falls for this shit must have their head wayyy far up their ass...

[contemplativegirl21]

Is that actress Mary Steenburgen?!

[contemplativegirl21]

@contemplativegirl21 Wait...I think it's Anne Archer, not Steenburgen.

[audioedge]

where are these 'films' wanna see em for many lols

[unillenium]

"Charitable activities unit". Does anyone even have any evidence of Scientology performing no-strings charitable activities?

[thefairlysimple1]

@unillenium in a work NO, HA HA

[HorrorBiz138]

the Leader is good the Leader is great ,we surrender our souls as of this date

[iHymn]

God help those poor souls.

[rulesandwisdom]

CHIROPRACTOR. Lawl.

[ruirodtube]

I was expecting an IRS employee or judge to give testimony: "Scientology helped me to make sure that they're recognized as a religion so that they don't have to pay any taxes" :-)

[Farfallevendetta1234]

@ruirodtube Hilarious

[silbitnuoc]

Well, every regime needs a scape goat:

Nazis/Jews

Communist/Capitalist

Christians/Everyone else

Scions/Psychiatrist

[flyguy359]

Down and out? Really need help? You can get some 'student auditor' to 'take you on' - and as if on cue you are no longer sitting on a step, soaked in your own sweat, urine and feces with your vomit-plastered hair stuck funny to your head, but showered, in a clean shirt, buttoned to the top and sitting down like a gentleman ready to receive counseling. That free counseling is worth every cent. 'As you treat the least of my brothers...' - whoops, wrong religion.

[fzappa007]

@5:20" when some down &out joe cant afford auditing I CAN per-sway

[fzappa007]

@ 00:50 "or harm scientologists, for that matter" " ah ha ha ha"

What the fuck? over,

[Emanresu56]

"You seem to have it in for psychology and psychiatry".

[ditdadi3]

I have my Very OWn E-Meter.

[VendettasD]

I'll buy it for 100 bucks.

[ditdadi3]

@VendettasD Ill see about finding you another one.

[VendettasD]

Alright. Send me a PM via The jewtube messaging system when you have some kind of luck. I'd like to rule 34 and audit myself. Put Scientology to SCIENCE.

[Pookatdino]

I am a photographer, you can tell by the fact I have this camera here... scientology helped me in being a photographer, did I mention I am totally a real photographer?

[VendettasD]

I am a computer maker. You can tell by the computers I have around me.... Scientology helped me be a computer maker. Did I mention I am a real and true computer maker?

[xarchangelx1620]

@VendettasD ...so sucked in.....lol...idiot.

[VendettasD]

Mind clarifying there bucko? Because your sentence made little to no sense at all. If you were attempting to comment on my joke, you fail. Also, Ad Hominem comments are a poor argument.

[montrealmountie]

He's a "port of last call"? when no one else can handle it come see the chaplain???? what kind of help is that? "okay i guess you can come to me if I have to see you"......

[jules4456]

This is truly unbelievable for a "religion". You must be nearly braindead to be influenced by this.

[combatdstar]

Odd that the people with professions there did not have names.

[Feijoada1]

LOL That black pastor is an actor. I've seen him before in other shows

[Chigokai1080]

@Feijoada1 I think it's Michael D. Roberts. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I farted a little. Ouch. Good stuff.

[killbucket1]

They can help me handle my drugs better! Yippie!!!!

[aquagrl63]

Oh my god, Isaac Hayes!

[ortonfan7]

throughout this whole movie they try to get u to buy there books and items. it is basically a long commercial.

[hate4uall]

this is soooooo bad

[sunset261]

Because real photographers have their pictures hanging everywhere in their house. Because real country singers dress in cheap cowgirl costumes and have an bad accent. Because physicians who use Scientology on their patients keep their jobs. Because jazz artists dress like that. Because divers always hang out at the beach. And because asian arts experts are as non asian as possbible. Because racing instructor is a real job title.

[sunset261]

Benefit the public? Yeah fucking right. If they really cared about the public they would give to the needy. They would donate to hospitals, give Christmas gifts to needy children, provide food or clothing for the homeless. They just do "charity" If it makes them a goddamn profit.

[bodgerd]

my god what a load of bullshit

[sonicmandx12]

4:57 - "I am not reading from a script off screen."

5:37 - Whoa whoa whoa. They treat the sick themselves? Has their cult really resorted to cavemen like measures?lolol

7:53 - "Full POtentiole" Is it just me, or is that a REALLY bad southern accent?

8:31 - "And by life I mean my vagina" XD

9:35 - "And by scientology, I mean penis enlarger"

[Moozart]

Oh damn.. I can't believe this shit!

What a scam.

Sometimes, I feel like these people should be put to sleep for their ignorance.. Or at least sent away to a moon base they can build for all the money they have collected from people.

[doobedoo22]

I love the testimonials. Made me laugh out loud! They're SO insincere. Wonder if any of those people are still 'in'?

[sincipation]

'auditing' was disproved by the FDA and L Ron was going to be shut down and exposed as a fraud, at the last minute he became a 'religion' to cover it up. Auditing starts a file on thier unsuspecting followers to blackmail and control them later. TRUE FREEDOM IS LEAVING SCIENTOLOGY!!!!

[anonnon45]

portable ass call? 5:20

[wilmaohman]

beam me up scotty!

[QuantumBabe]

Paranoid freaks they are! The gouvernment and the psychs are in a conspiracy ooohooo...

pls, they are full of crap!

[mistereveready]

is that chick at 07:33 the woman from the move The Man of the house? molly the teacher, or whatever?

[mistereveready]

omg, just researched it. SHE SPAWNED TOM DAVIS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! close her hole now before anymore escape! Anne Archer damn you!

[greenmctea]

LOL!! at 8:01

What testimonials! So vague and dumb-sounding.

[scilonthreat]

"they need psychiatric help that would finish them" Typical Scientologist hostilities...

[bshieldsbb01]

Are there any other Babylon 5 fans out there thinking of Psi-Corp right now.

The Org is Mother, The Org is Father; Trust the Org

[Ogsonofgroo]

"blah blah..and that housewife intends to audit her whole family when she gets her certificate. blah blather blah blah.."

Ooooooh, lucky them!

XP (*gag*)

[greenmctea]

Yeah that kindly old woman came home and said to her children:

What are your crimes!? What are you hiding!?!

Afterwards she charged them $50,000 and told them to come back in 6 months.

[anon7724]

Ice pirates,Notafraidofyou420 that is fucking brilliant made my day......

[NotAfraidOfYou420]

9:11 why chef why?

[NotAfraidOfYou420]

awesome, now here's showing my age, but the dude at the chapel, was in one of the funniest movies ever. The Ice Pirates.

lmfao