Researchers Grow Penis In A Lab

[TheRagingBerserker]

Penis

[Basfreak123]

It looks like Channel News 5 from Family Guy.

[MrPurple225]

What the fuck. why did I watch this shit

[MirageScience]

Maybe some men will get a new penis so they can have the fore skin which was cut off of them as babies.

Oh and fake boobs don't feel the same, I doubt anything like that is going to exist with a synthetic penis.

[MirageScience]

Now how many men want to get their penises cut off first?

[rem520]

2:37 "MMMM"-Morshu

[sigurjong]

If this ever becomes a reality and it's a safe procedure then every white guy is gonna be lining up for this. I just feel bad for all the vaginas out there. Prepare to get stretched ladies.

[Irideallamawithtoast]

How the fuck did I end up watching this?!?!?

[Suhas424]

how many of u typed penis and got here??????

[DerpinWin]

this came out on my birthday lol!

[pyroboyx95]

The dude seemed as happy as a goober boy

[benos]

His laugh translated to dot dot dot

[TheCodyHannah]

this reminds me of that south park episode with the dick that was grown on the mouse XD

[twinkie13st]

Can it be used on transgender people?

[GhostRider659]

penis implants ARE dangerous

[rockandstroll]

They should research how to grow balls, a lot of guys these days don't have them.

[iwavemyprivateparts]

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[foolmoose]

And people say steam cell research is wrong lol

[Thoughtmo]

Thumbs up if you searched penis cus you were bored :D

[davidkip88]

maybe they can do this for the man from south cali whose wife cut off his dick and put it in the garbage disposal?

[newmac]

This is very dangerous. Penises have a mind of their own. There is no telling what they may decide to do ......

[Wikimedian]

comments pending approval now???

[ToniSkit]

well women get vaginal reconstruction so.....

[kayleeboots]

''He's a specialist for that part of the body''

o_O Lol

[Poltergeisteater]

It must be for Justin Bieber

[BrennyBlues]

click on video... *sees it a TYT video* ... goes back a page.

[carameloxx]

i tell you 20-40 years from now....sci fi fantasy n magic will be real

[cwongchung]

Dont be suprised if your kid has big ears..

[Dukester5555]

Lucky bunnies!!

[Fw3sh9871]

is it me or is he Uber happy about the news!

[littlenoob11]

bored so i searched penia >.<



[TheSpongesam]

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[bengeminder]

i havnt seen anyone this exited by dick them my pastor

[JImmy4336]

They've managed to make penis growing a business.

[Takers07253]

oh yeah its real and its fabulous

great cenk line

[BigDaddydigsdp]

I would wait till Dr. Octala had this shit on lock...

[HugeDickNick]

When did growing a penis become a serious body part to reproduce.

[erickofspirit]

I think this is the one problem with porn. It's got every guy worried that their penis size isn't good enough. Sure I have questions myself but I know it's still at average. The truth is that about all girls are happy with their boyfirends penis. It's not common at all for any guy to have a monster penis situation and in real life almost all girls would run away from it.

[pfl95]

she's actually quite excited about it. she's

[TheMalevolentNuzzler]

is it just me or does ana seems to be in a shitty ass mood today? haha like.. nottt rollin with cenk at allll!! at least in the beginning, i guess she gets better later

[ArebearFTW]

if its possible...can they grow me a 11 inch shlong? i only have a 3 cm penis :(

[solveforxy]

LET ME FK U NOW!!!!! TAKE YOUR RED SHIRT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I GOT COCK FOR YOUR PUSSSYY

[juniorMilenko]

there's a medical condition called micro penis syndrome. diagnosis is for any penis under 2'' in length. the guys with 2.5 inchers i feel bad for, because they won't be able to get the medical help.

[mellx12]

0:18 is he gay?

[PearceCTV]

Hm.This seems to tie in with that South Park episode when Mr. turned Ms. Garrison has a gender surgery and becomes a women.She wants to get it attached back so they go to a lab and get it onto a rabbit.It was so wierd.

[2Nbafan]

haha what a fucking lozer

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

5:07 but then most if not all of them will be like 'i dont care, fake pretty beats real ugly any day'

[JoeMDTV]

So they have to cut a bunnies penis off and then reattach another one...... Ok...... Weird

[PenisPowerWorldwide]

They should grow smarter brains in these lab and attach them to those who need it...like the folks who make this lame tv show

[michaelgautier98]

the guy makes failed jokes and the girl is like.. ._."

[Reqrezentin]

@michaelgautier98

Shut up he does them on purpose, they are known as #sarcastic jokes.

Watch the show you'd like the show.

[northernsupernova1]

we could have 2 or 3 ;)

[Farbo123]

My favorite part; 'It'll be just like women with breast inplants. 'Yeah but its fake'." Brilliant man.

[Coleslayer9]

two things. 1) everyone could finally have foot long. and 2) We've learned how to grow shlongs, but we can't create hearts, kidneys, Livers, etc? wtf?!

[Redbullskull]

@Coleslayer9 Atalas original work is not about growing penises but about growing organs in general. The penis thing is jut part of it. Btw u can use his technique for growng bladders to replace obstructive coronar arteries too.

[Spaghettimonster777]

@Coleslayer9 I think we can... not hearts tho

[NeverAloneForever]

SOUTH PARK!!!!! BLEH!!!

[msginca]

When I grow up, I'm gonna be a Penis!

[zombikilla92]

south park???

[megamarsvin]

Well if you're going to grow one, I'd advise either a lab or your pants..

[1977wildbill]

So we can get rid of all men and I can give my best girlfriend a penis. Monogamy is possible! YAY!

[NeverAloneForever]

@1977wildbill That would make her a hermaphrodite (half man). heh

lol Do you find Lanz Von Liebenfels to be an inspiration?

[02xstanley]

ana looks pissed!!

[mrhollywood1]

Ana always seems uncomfortable with sexual topics.

[NightmareKingz]

@mrhollywood1 Of course, shes a sensitive bitch and a wack co-host at that

[mrhollywood1]

Ana always seems uncomfortable with sexual topics.

[amkd215]

i wonder if they got the idea for this from south park?

[braydenbeautiful]

Poor Cenk...

Talking up women must be hard for him...all of that perverted, awkward humor.

[NeverAloneForever]

@braydenbeautiful "Land full of human penises".

Sounds like an H.R. Giger painting.

[biggkidd14]

didnt south park make a episode about this?

[Abgef]

haha...they must be female scientists..

they can't resist the penis.

[Insaneindabrain35]

the reason this story excites me is if they can regrow prenises can they regrow limbs or thing like eyes? no more need to wheelchairs.

[ganixaba]

If they could do this for penises, what about prostates? Hallelujah cancer patients!

[NeverAloneForever]

Well, this will probably help those guys who compete in the BME pain olympics.

[PaNicMe667]

wow this isnt what i expected it to be!

the dude that is talking is annoying

[nicepandas]

she didnt like that discussion it seems haha

[CianThEfuR]

this is funny, but i actually can't stand sitting and watching people talk...

[IronMongoose1]

Is there a penis shortage in the world today? I donate mine pretty much every day. The rest of you guys should do your part.

[toeknee666tiger]

i try man i try - lol

[Charles2337]

@IronMongoose1

LOL

but this research will lead to actual penis enhancement growth and for guys who lost their member.

[VintageJunior]

@IronMongoose1 "Penis Shortage" xD

[brooke4859]

@IronMongoose1 so u grow a penis donate it then grow one again then donate it again

[starbabe0000]

omg ana is so on her period she looks and seems so cranky these days poor cenk ahahaah he makes the best jokes and anas like :/..yeaah..oh well cant wait for the 7 days to be over for the sake of the young turks and this place is so creepy theres 40 yr old guys here..wanking off on anas boobs EW..please anyone 35+dont go online LMAO

[SaintMorose]

Go Flames! nice hat

[agrmonster]

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"I grow penis."

[ck8y]

good one

[Gerkinstock]

@agrmonster... Ana could do that without a laboratory. All she needs is a really small bikini and soft hands.

[KefeQT]

Big thanks for that

[RedlineNRG]

I masturbated to this video

[domboywndr]

GO HOME! YOU'RE SO WEIRD!

[TheBatchGuy]

I saw hard nipples.

[AnnaKin]

Ok. I totally lost it when she said "and put them on bunny rabbits" LOL Was NOT expecting that!

[KefeQT]

Can somebody help a non-english man? They grow penises.... where? Peach-radishians ? I can't possibly catch that word

[Borschtschow]

I would do this!

I'm totally looking for a world where you can exchange your penis for a bigger one! That's perfect!

And a lab full of peni isn't creepy! It's HOT!

Yeah, people will often say a penis isn't original, but the pleasure for the woman is what counts!

I've had a circumcision lately (Here in Europe circumcision is not common.) and exchanging my penis for a bigger one....well, YEAH!!!

[yoyoismine]

i luv penis

[huotanpentu]

fuck you

[beornborg]

why settle for one when you can have two?

[MagicalMangoes]

Lmao look at the girl, shes so fucking disgusted.

[Warstriked]

He completely fucked up with the whole penis inplant bit. He said its complete garbage but he then said he's never heard of it before the show so he contradicted himself. Dude cleary has some penis problems

[SupremePenguinTone]

GREAT POINT JAYAR!

[SupremePenguinTone]

Woah sign me up for an 11 inch

[ovadafone]

ya im goona buy four pens!!!!!!!

[JonGarrett2008]

I can just see it now., dyke's all across America are lining up to buy a dick !!!

[djslyfox]

yep scary.

[christmasdnc]

For everyone saying "UNnatural" that word doesnt make sense. Would you consider an ant hill natural? A bee hive? Why is it that human constructs arent natural but other animals are.

[morrissey8485]

Brilliant point lad!

[frankystein12]

I am not trading my NATURAL penis for anything. I am not shallow enough to want a artificial nuclear sized dick implanted on me after I chop of my natural one. Seriously, what sane person that do not have medical issues with their penises will even consider this?

[djslyfox]

the ones who wants to have sex with women who likes 8 inch plus penises?

[TacoManTuesday]

i guess thats the ultimate dildo for girls.

[26SCT]

tat girl is getting horny

[OBAMASTINIAN]

Will an admoredicktome be covered by obama care.

[qbslug]

This good news. My parents brainwashed by their religious cult decided it would be a good idea to cut off the tip of penis to appease god.

I want my foreskin back and maybe add an extra 2 inches. It couldn't hurt - at least not me.

[clayfromsanantonio]

lol all the small penis people are happy about this one!

[lsmith254]

Where will you want the second one to go??

[sirmoalot]

why didn't they make vaginas too? that way when your gf or wife is away, you can fuck bunniez

[ncfwhitetigress]

on the other hand... this worries me in that if men go crazy about this i probably won't be able to have sex with most of them anymore. they'll be inhumanly large.

[qbslug]

then women will just get grow bigger vaginas

[ncfwhitetigress]

wtf?? i can't just GROW a bigger vagina. it's an internal body part

[ncfwhitetigress]

thank god for this

[merlin905]

hey¡don't saw penis any part¡¡

[AntiIronic]

The stories are always intresting... But fire that guy he's commets are not witty, intresting or valid. Completly ruins the video.

[DhruvaMaharaja]

I feel less intelligent from watching this, thanks a lot TYT :) This guy reporter seems quite the douche as well

[briandoom]

good "put the penis back on" sound.

bloop!

Also you missed the obvious implication of this story: wacky body-mod otaku with seven working penises are in our future.

Picture "Legend of the overfiend" but for real!

[JohnFinnigan1]

Woot Woot for the flames hat!

[jurbina15]

Fuck this video... I thought it would be a human penis!

[ncfwhitetigress]

it will be...

[patsagainstrats]

Cenk grows penises in his mouth.

[MisterMisanthrope]

Science seems to be taking cues from "South Park." If I ever get rich, I think it'd be sweet to graft a dick onto someone's forehead if they ever pissed me off.

[rainiertx]

Did they name it yet or was Barack already taken?

[djdogjuam]

"Hmmmm, can I get that in a 12?"

[whturschoice]

@djdogjuam BEND OVER PLEASE

[cranegaroo]

But are the bunny penises black or white? hmm?! That's the question!

[lacountess]

This is amazing. Can they use this for sex change patients who are turning from female to male? So far the verdict on those poor individuals was that they could get a semblance of male reproductive organs, but it would not be functional. If this is possible I'd imagine they are a group who would benefit from it immensely.

[TheHammerOfJustice1]

are they growing balls too?

[ncfwhitetigress]

i'm sure they will eventually...

[Eldanen]

All hail the coming of cosmetic penis transplants. I'll take a 12" one please. I'm gay, so it's no biggie.

[sadie0087777]

when i heard they were able to grow dicks, all i can think about.. "Hey glenn beck and bill reilly, you are going to be okay now"

[EnhancementSmoker]

Its for Mrs. Garrison...

[greiner3]

What's so amazing? Cheney's been around for years!

[ajla0906]

I don't think guys would remove their penises because they are too small. If anything they would get an implant. I can't believe he has never heard of penis implants before hello tommy lee? This title sounds creepy at first and I don't like what they are doing to the rabbits but It could help a lot of people. I guess there are plenty of good reasons to have this type of science because it is a vital part of being a man and if it gets chopped off or something you need a new one.

[leloodallasmultipass]

look- not to start an argument or anything but if women get breast implants for no reason other than vanity, you can believe that men will go for this. I think we may even see some unusual, customized shapes and MAYBE even multiples. This business will be huge...

[jnesss68]

if they were able to do this on humans this would save the american economy

[sikovit]

The adventures of FRANKENDICK.........

[Superhumanattack]

So I can have two penis? YES!

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

Someone must have told that scientist to

"Grow a dick!!"

so he is :-D

[bluecobalt27]

Ana looks *so* uncomfortable for much of this segment, haha.

[JReyes123]

A DETACHABLE PENIS!!!

[veryfuck]

visit xtube

[solorathain]

This is amazing. If they can successfully grow human penises, maybe they can grow human limbs.

[PresidentTeleprompte]

The Young Turks is Not a News Program

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The Young Turks is Not News: 2009 Elections

watch?v=J_BC4tnX6qY

[dejavueQ]

Functioning home grown penis? Have u tried one??

[KosmicCitizen]

Yeah, if there's any chance of being able to re-grow a penis LARGER, I guarantee there'll be takers.

As for current implants - as others have said, they are TERRIBLE. Very unhealthy, lots of problems associated with them, and frankly they look BIZARRE. Anyone sufficiently curious can easily google some pics of these things to see what I mean - esp. if they get implants for "girth." Yuck.

Not to mention the real danger of losing sensation with these procedures.

[cutycake]

fuck ads

[PhangPhung]

human penises are harder because we don't have bones in our penises while most animals do.

[MarkG45]

fucking 5 minutes of rambling and there is NO FUCKING LINK to learn more about the topic

[Beeht]

@MarkG45 Yup, no link, would of been convenient but oh well. I like how you assessed the situation and decided that it required you to be irate and swear. You must have the thought process of a toddler. You know, not sure when to be angry and when not to be.

Do they really need to hold your hand? If you're that interested, Google it.

[selfmadetool]

Google Anthony Atala bunny. This won't be ready for years, though. If you're interested in an implant that's able to make your penis 1.5-2" inches thicker, google Dr. James Elist. He's in Beverly Hills, California and has a patent on an implant that he has been using for years.

[awesomenesssssssssss]

give me one of every color ,to go...lmao

[LTakaKAEL]

The future is coming, bro, get ready for human cloning 'cause it's sure as hell gonna happen. First internal organs, now penises ... I agree with Cenk, there is NO DOUBT in my mind that once human penis "replacement" will be possible, "small" rich guys are going to SWARM that doctor for a bigger shaft. Then it's going to gradually become mainstream, like boob jobs or wtvr. You'll see.

[Theinvisiblegopher]

I WANT FIVE

[n3rdbear]

Damn dude and it would be made out of your own tissue too so you would actually feel all five of them. Imagine getting a blowjob by a group of hot chicks!

[lebaneseameer]

Cenk is right.....Penis implants are garbage!! I was reading about this!! Besides Implants have a big enough failure rate for them to stay the fuck away from my cock!! I'm actually a pretty good size, but I don't want good.......I want a pornstar's cock.....like 9 inches!! lol

[duckmanx88]

lol asians need to grow them so they won't be forced to live with their small penis's.

[jvforever72]

i knew they would clone Keith Olbermann eventually

[TidePools]

Why?

[sl2k4u]

may they should grow a nice tight pussy in vitro and sell it, fresh and warm to go...

[lebaneseameer]

LOL....and replace the one that resembled Beirut in the 80s!! LOL

[07liberian]

What A Dick.

[JusticePetitioner]

Next up on South Park.. Garrison narrows down the lab full of penis' to the strongest 10 for a stroke off.

[IMDRanged]

Interesting. Possibilities would involve having any male old enough to have their own circumcised penis replaced with a genetically matching uncircumcised penis. And of course or vice versa. Just make sure the sextoy industry doesn't get hold of this "breakthrough." Of course again, I wouldn't be surprised.

haha Cenk is soo c