I HATE SLOW WALKERS!!

[vanessaismeee]

Was i the only one who noticed one of the guys say "I'll take a dump on your chest" about 20 seconds in?...

[iamamantaray37]

@0:15 <333

[lolgirl12344]

All the groups of "popular" girls at school hate me because when I get in the hallway,I'm screaming "Get the FUCK out of the way!"

[missemilyellen]

this video exactly describes my journey home from school

[oakezy022]

"my cat has full blown AIDS" hahaha what the french toast :)

[BelliaFuck]

@oakezy022 best part !!!!!!!!!!!

[AllDayEveryDayImLmao]

Lol More like a run I love this video

[meezlover33]

"I can't believe how old you are!" LMAO.

[WolfieandRed]

"I don't like white people."

"No."

Is that what they said at first? lol!

[justinbieberlove46]

cough cough

meow O.o

[GellieIsHere]

My Cat has full Blown aids..... :O

[GellieIsHere]

00:30---"I don't like white people" ^_^

[calculatorINSTINCTS]

my three favourite canadians! 

[PandoraxCandy11]

I face this problem..EACH BEACHWHALEDFLIPPIN morning when i walk to school.  .____.

[Articfoxgirl25]

Matt your eyes are pretty ^_^

[racheltheoriginal519]

my cat has full blown aids

[PikachuGoth1]

i hate old people that walk incredibly slow, and its always when your in a rush to go somewhere. Its like hurry the fuck up

[TheDerpEffect]

I hate when there's a huge group of sassy bitchy girls congregating in the center of the hallway at school. and after asking politely for them to please move for 5 minutes you try to snake yourself through. and one of them always goes "WELL EXCUSE YOU!" bitch please i just stood there for 5 minutes asking politely!

[SkittlezSydney1479]

Thats how I am in school I'm thinking in my head "Move the f*ck out of the way!!" And when I try to pass them they speed up. It's usually the cheerleaders, or the jocks who walk like there in the f*cking matrix dodging a bullet. And I somehow always get behind them even though I freaking clutch it when I hear the bell ring -_-

[xXkittysaurXx]

Matt has da mostest beautiful eyess :)



[KillerMonkeys567]

I hate when you try to pass slow walkers and they start walking faster

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

it's even worse when your walking down stairs. D: Then, there is the possibility of falling on the slow walkers and breaking a few ribs....e_o

[luukasboii]

LEGEN wait for it... DARY! fkin love your crazy laugh man! ;D

[kittes246]

i hate slow walkers to

[UTAUloidTetoKasane04]

that guys cat has full-blown AIDS. lol

[CoMPLEtGoriLLaZ]

"I can go as fast as i want!" THats what he said!!! >:D (Just sayin)

[poppurple34]

I hate it. I'll be latefor one of my classes and these people are just taking FOREVER!!! I don't like to be rude but UGGGG I just want to push them to the FLOOR!

[caseyb889]

0.33 did he say he doesn't like white people? o.0

[TamashiiAngel]

Youtube- a place where you can get famous by running like a five year old. (0:12)

I hope you take that as a compliment.

[catsslashgnats]

cats

[kholik4]

you deserve it. skinny jean wearing sumbitch

[mandi1532]

yea people get infront of me i push them down just like that little kid ovr there...... woops hes crying....... o no i should run his mom i a soccer mom....... o crap....... mattg u have to help me

[mikeysrose]

At some point very early on in human evolution, the Slow Walkers mated rampantly with the Sidewalk Hoggers, and we've been forced to coexist with the unfortunate result ever since.

[bobwatters]

omfg i hate slow walkers and they allwasy fuckin walk in huge groups!

i also hate slow drivers that drive next to eachother in everylane so u cant get around!!!

[Materialgirl1021]

i hate long lines

[AutumnMartino]

is it wrong to honestly feel like that? cause i do... (not about old people, but other people who aren't old or handicapped... just slow)

[drdrz3]

I hate when couples hold hands and walk extremely SLOW while 5 ppl are sec's away to being late!

[MrThekillerFR]

I hate : Slow walker me too, stairs, sandwich with no ham and cheese, spring, abused unrealistic game, Justin Bieber, my slow PC. So I'm not better than you ^^

[IANDUKEHARTness]

then i was like hell no, i wont take a dump on your chest

[AnkokuRyou211]

at school i got stuck behind a group of girls walking maybe half as fast as the 2 guys in this video. as soon as there was an opening i rush past them (rushing being my normal walking speed. i take long strides) and i overhear theme say "what's up w/ white people walking so fast. white person attitude." well maybe u shouldnt walk so firetrucking slow and they wouldnt seem to walk so fast bitch

[NeonRainbowSkittles]

i love your dance at 0:58

[deedeeluvsdogs]

You run funny(:

[ZackGlockLegitimate]

I have the same shoes as you x)

[Squall419]

hahaha loooooved the ending

[Squall419]

hahaha loooooving the ending

[flyinglemoncentral]

at school half the time i want to punch someone in the face because i'm walking behind slow people.

[XxXBloodshotXxX]

i like the insane laughter accompaning your running

[Brad5641]

i know wat u mean i hate when im at school and everyone in the hall ways are walking sooo slowly and ur just stuck waiting for them to move

[Narutouzumaki409]

Its funny how In all his videos he always wears his own Merchandise;)

[kelsi143bvb]

i hate huge groups of ppl who walk sooo slow in the hall way its soo annoying

[Alaskananimefan]

i hate fat people who take forever opening and closing a door, and they always seem to stare indooors then fucken finally SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!

[TheKoolAid1312]

HELL NOOO!!!!!!!!!!! She's totally a lesbian.. Hhahahha<3

[mandiichick]

i hate when someone is walking the same way and purposly walk in your way. and then you play that back and forth game. That really pisses me off. XD

[XXloveredjumpsuitX]

i hate it when you run into someone and they mirror the direction you're going...so it's like trying to move past your shadow.

[MIKEYGRUNGER13]

lol 0:22 il take a dump on your chest :D

[amy41097]

lmao!

I like your face btw. <3

[MissAudracityy]

"my cat has full blown AIDS" hahahaaha

[Creatoremagico]

... Are these guys talking about Sailor Moon? XD Win. Very cool dudes.

[MyCookieRomance]

You're so old! I can't believe how old you are!! You're in my way, and, and- UUGH!!! ahahaha I love you Matt XD

[gobackto82]

You have the same exact shoes as me.

[TheXrainbowcupcakesX]

i love the coughing cat at the end XD

[xxbubblesxx15]

lmaoxD friggin hyper :D

[sh3lbyl0ve]

I hate huge groups of girls at school that walk really REALLY slow, and take up the whole entire hallway.

[eugene680]

I bet all these slow walkers were dropped from every sports team they tried out for. Since they walk so slow, that's the reason why they sit in the stands and not playing the sport.

[weirdsleepovergirls0]

@sh3lbyl0ve thats our thang!

[UTFRG]

@sh3lbyl0ve Yep and sometimes they fucking decide to hug and have a chat in the middle of a crowd of peopl like they didnt fucking split up to get tuckshop five minutes

[doitsame]

@sh3lbyl0ve or dont move at all like wtf r u doing?????

[beccabellamyy]

@sh3lbyl0ve That's why you push them and say "MattG said I could push some bitches, so I picked you."

[Telamon8]

@sh3lbyl0ve

How about the ones that stand in front of your locker not letting you get to your locker and when you try to push them out of the way they call you an arsehole.

[frankieieroluver13]

My Cat has full blown AIDS FTW

[xoxoxoxAubyxoxoxox]

Thats a run by the way. Not a walk. :) Just thought you should now.

[EmoStompa]

I have those Vans^^ They're my favorite shoes( : You are wayyyyyyyyyy better than Shane Dawson. And Fred. And DaveDays... but I think you get the point :D

[TheAllogeneousOne]

what the h**l were thoes dudes talking about ??

"my cat has full blown aids.."

wtf man??

but it was hilarious XD

[losertomy]

VANS FTW.

[ToriiaTrainwreck]

I Have Those Shoes!! xD

[ouchgirl223]

OMG i love your eyes!!

[piratepeteandjoe]

just GO!...just MOVE!!! hahahaha i agree xD

[MrsSchokokeksx3]

RUN FORREST RUN!!!!!!!

[DontKillLove]

OMG, hilarious!!!! i would so push an old person to walk faster! hahaha!! but i would pushed those stupid kids sooner!!

[cocospicy]

"..uh..my cat has full blown aids." that made me laugh

[cocospicy]

"..my cat has full blown aids." that made me laugh

[EmoLoverBabe1]

I hate tripping over flat surfaces

[pekosiita1]

this happend to mee i wass running to school and it couse ELDER ABUSE AND U GOT IN TROUBLE

[spiderwebsxX1]

your so old i can't believe how old you are! hahaha

[YeahAnny]

oh my god happens to me all the time! i know i could just outrun them but it feels so weird... or is it just me? haha. the video is awesome by the way, the ending was super hilarious :DD

[ahhnikitaa]

o_o

you

have

beautiful

eyes

[OhEmGeeItsCupcake]

Hahaa when you pushed that Elder over it reminded me of that 100 year old lady who got pushed down at Walmart xD

[thunderflashradio]

Dude. No way Sailor Jupiter is a man. She's just a tomboy, hahaha.

...And elderly people are ALWAYS in my way; it's...I just...*turns away to weep*

[TarniPie13]

haha

She was like no

and i was like, i'll take a dump on your chest :L

love it!

[FilthyFakeKlown]

i felt insulted watchin this...

[MirumMysterium]

You are awesome. xD

Also, wherever you were walking looks so much like a place near my house, its SCARY. Haha.

[SuperAmbergold]

LOL! That elderly abuse was amusing!

[BimbaDuciNrg]

OMG :D :D ahahaha

[cpnscenekid1126]

umm was that old lady wearing a bandana

[joytheninja]

haha elderly abuse always amuses me

[NoPantsSlimJimma]

Duuuddeee I got that nuke the whales shirt too xD Ive never seen anyone else with it

[seventeencandles123]

@NoPantsSlimJimma Matt designed that shirt and sells it in his online store.. How do you have it if you don't know where it came from?

[ashleekapree]

Just watching you walk behind those guys was making me all jittery.

Can't stand it, haha.

[Karmaotic]

Ok I really like this one... I also hate not only slow walking people, but old slow walking people to! But even more I hate young, lets walk slow and try to be cool youngsters!

[nihilosman]

Jockey!

[MrJustheaveragegamer]

theres 3 things I hate in life Racism, Swearing and that fucking nigger down the street

[YuShouldHaveKilledMe]

I hate when you're in a shopping centr e and it's full of old people, I mean seriously, they HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY, WHY ARE THEY SHOPPING!? And you're trying to get to a shop and they are just in the way all the time, It makes me want to bottle the bitches.

[sillygiggle2356]

I'm like that all the time in my school in the hallway I'm just like GO! UHHH MOVE ! And one time i yelled at this kid MOVE YOU DOUCHEBAG! and the principal was RIGHT THERE xD

[Raimzie]

You're the type of person who would be my best friend in high school. Who I'd walk slow with.

[TheGato65]

ELDER ABUSE

They're just so incredibly old...

and in your way ALL THE TIME

[Klamepa]

@TheGato65 Really ppl Really thumbs up for the thing thats already on the video

Fake and gay on this one..

[sunlightstars]

Ahaha, the guy with the red jacket at 0:46 was like 'My cat has full blown AIDS'

[Acrossing12]

80 people are slow walkers

[Kayl33n4]

You're hot even when u abuse elders.

[goatinstein]

gah! i hate it when you see an opportunity to pass someone but just as you do they move to right where you're going to.

i also hate walking with slow people cuz you cant just walk ahead cuz then you look like a dick

[fallenstar77902]

@goatinstein

*sigh* i know the feeling... At my school, everyone walks as slow as hell, even my friends. I don't want to look like a jerk but walk ahead of them anyways because I'm in a rush and it's only natural to walk really fast to me... do you think that makes me an ass?

[goatinstein]

@fallenstar77902 haha no it just means that you actually know how to walk unlike a lot of people at school.

[BooBitezz]

Matt! <3

i love your videos! they make me happy :)

[Sammerzsmiles]

"ill take a dump on your chest" did anyone else hear that LOL

[BangiBleedPink]

Everyone hates slow walkers, yet everyone still walks slow.

[Tadii12]

0:00 <---you know what it is(:

[Syn94]

@Tadii12 Yep, it's a failed attempt at thumbs. Btw, that hasn't worked for ages.

[yodaddyxx]

i hate when you have to walk behind niggers, it's the same as walking behind old people

[rollacosta41]

i hate when at school u are walking at a reasonable pace and then u see 2 people start to come towards eachother in fornt of u n then its like.."oh no.. oh no!!!" "don't do it!" and then they hug and u are awkawrdly stuck behind them and can;t go around them :(. And then there's another situation where 2 people are holding hands and u can't go in between them or around them because the hall is too crowded.

[rsjmanlman]

@rollacosta41 or when two people make out in front of your locker bahahahahahahah

[ChrisBclips]

its really bad now, people crowd the malls cuz of christmas and EVERYONES is soooooo slow

[gaby1455]

LOL

[jennylawson12]

I completly agree with this video

[jammiedman212]

i hate ppl at walk behind you and say hurry up and if you go faster they start runing im like wtf why not walk around?

[AkuRokuYaoi12]

Urgh, why do people always comment if they hate it? I mean, come on. Get a f*cking life. Dont like it? DOJNT WATCH IT!!!! Grow up!!! Btw, I love it Matt ^w^

[AkuRokuYaoi12]

@AkuRokuYaoi12 Ermmm i mean Dont, not dojnt ^-^

[amberstar013]

lmfao. best vid of ur's EVER! :3

[KissedinColdBlood]

Two things I noticed about you.

Your incredible humping skills and your butt!!!

Lol, you should have spanked them!

And I purposely walk slowly in front of waiting cars.

[lemkelegion]

i hate slow walkers to but i do not care

[xpinkpopcornx]

omg................my life at school! i just wanna yell get the fuck outta my way!!! thank u :)

[girlee42]

I hate retards who fight with people over the internet.

[TheKateLuvsYou]

Why do you guys hate so much? This is a saddd sadd world when some people have no life and all they do is hate on people who are pretty damn fucking awesome at making videos:)

btw matt: I HATE IT TOO! and specially when you cant go around them [:

[volcanickat]

i hate when people sit right in front of you in a movie theater when there are tons of seats open.

[BreaunaBear]

All the people hating on you... They're just douche canoes !! ...

Muthafucka!muthafucka!muthafuc­ka!muthafucka! :)

[AQuietPeople2]

i hate people who overeact. like at school and you walk past someone and they yell at you for being in a hurry. thats what hate lol 

[jesamieyo]

0:18 beautiful eyes :D

[outlaw3365]

wtf! dude u r so retarded!!!!!! get a life

[steveo6001]

79 people walk slow

[DreamtheDimension]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i hate that.

[QuadHarold]

@DreamtheDimension yeah i hate walking too

[BullockBDK]

Its cool, My name is Matt G.

[gopen14]

Matt your almost as much of a Canadian beast as Scott Pilgrim.

[kellbear1991]

Haha. I should't laugh as its old people but i just have to agree. The only time i find myself walking at the slowest pace ever is when Ollld people are in front of you :') and when one moves you come across an old couple bless em for annoying us when we shop

[JOEISHOTANDHESAJONAS]

this video made my day

[heaton916]

retard fuck

[KnuxTheTurtle]

I know what you mean. I swear the girls at my school are physically challenged they walk so slow.

[WolfG169]

A genuine MattG-Vid! And one of the best!

[BrokenWaffles]

HAHAHAHA. I laughed so hard I peed a little. Matt. You. Are. Awesome.

[dancinbean66]

I love you MattG! and I have seen almost all of your videos!!

[Wafflesarecoolio]

i hate that little peice of skin you get on the rim of your fingernail and you pull on it and it just keeps going and going and going

[napoliman99]

@MattG124 So what do you actually do then? Are you in school? Ryerson is a fine university and the only place in Canada to attend if you're interested in broadcasting or the arts. It might help if I knew a little more about what you actually do.

[MattG124]

@napoliman99 you know how you have been commenting on my video returning to the video page.. leaving another comment.. ect.. well every time you do that.. i get a view.. every time i get a view i get paid.. this is my job.. thanks

[napoliman99]

@MattG124 I'm sure the 10 cents for each comment will come in handy when you go to Tim Horton's. I'm curious as to why you bother staying in Canada when you can make even more money collabbing with those other fools in L.A. You have no other job so I don't see why you would stay in Canada where Youtube isn't that big.

[MsHenryTheGreat]

@napoliman99 .. What the heck? Youtube isn't that big in Canada? I find that fucking hilarious. Considering, you know, I'm Canadian and all.

Got a good laugh for the day.

[MattG124]

@napoliman99 i make enough to live on my own and pay all my own bills.. i also like it here in canada

[napoliman99]

@MattG124 It's a nice gig that's for sure. I live in Toronto and it's a great city. I'm just wondering what your motivation is. How long can you do this for? At some point you need to decide about something to fall back on. That's why college would have been a wise decision. Everyone knows that Canadians have to move to the States to make it big.

[MattG124]

@napoliman99 maybe next time your university education will tell you not to argue and hate on people over the internet ;)

[napoliman99]

@MattG124 I'm not hating. I don't know you. I am just giving my opinion which is what commenting is all about.

[MattG124]

@napoliman99 are you kidding me? you were calling me dumb and fat then accusing me of stealing video ideas

[napoliman99]

@MattG124 LOL So it's ok for you to make funny videos but I can't make jokes? I apologize for my earlier remarks. I had no right to say those things. You seem like a good guy.  You're not dumb or fat and I hate Fred anyway.

[marknalex]

More hate comments = more views anyways lol.

[napoliman99]

@MattG124 My pleasure.  Someone has to be funny.

[napoliman99]

@MattG124 It's spelled GRAMMAR, by the way. I figured you would spell it wrong. No way you went to Ryerson that's for sure or are you still in high school?

[napoliman99]

@MattG124 I'm surprside you haven't moved to L.A. like all the other youtubers who think they will make it in Hollywood.

[napoliman99]

@MattG124 Thunder Bay then. No way you're in Toronto.