Turtle Humps Shoe

[aleksandracrazygirl]

this is so cute.. :) (i tought the noise)

[kilgore6trout9]

AWWWWW KAWAIIII DESUNEEEEEEEE~!!!!~!!! 

x.x

[99mgfan]

Guess you could say this is his soul mate!! :)

[BardtheTard]

um.

[betch2s4s]

how did i get here.

[iGodNano]

Just the tip...?

[TheFunnyGuy274]

hes sexy and he knows it hahaha

[Nicknordlum1]

turtle fillin buckets

[mskittypockets]

@Nicknordlum1

not even tortoii2e2 would fuck you

[Nicknordlum1]

sexy turtle

[MinecraftCrazy123]

He reminds me of Fred, but i don't know why?

[RealyAnnoyingArange]

i did not know turtles make soands and want does he see in it?

[Chazjacker]

BET HE'S SECRETLY A SQUEEKY TOY!! :D lol

[Chazjacker]

1:42

think he's had enough of trainers, now onto high heels!! :D

[Chazjacker]

1:13

lol at that guys laugh, you won't be laughing if you dont wash that shoe and you put it on.. :)

[Chazjacker]

1:00

(turtle)- MY SHOE!!

[Chazjacker]

the shoe goes up and down every time :D

[Dezzaduh]

that's sooo wrong hahahaa

[maureendomican]

ah the poor thing he's getting no were



[alison11121]

lol so funny

[LordTwinkus]

That turtle is a better lover than most humans ever will be.

[tabasdezh]

I watched this video with my turtle and after the video he looked at my shoe. I think he got the idea

[secretlovee12]

this is like turtle porn.

[MrCartoonnation]

lol



[SilentShadowValkyer]

he met the shoe a few years later but it wouldnt talk to him

[OliviaClaire71]

Who would film this..

[kingdanny9900]

Take it Adidas

[Colleywoodstudios]

hes putting his little heart into it

[thechump1]

THERES A SONG ABOUT THIS...

'FOREVER YOUNG...I WANT TO BE FOREVER YOUNG...'

[HappyNisa]

Give that poor turtle a loving mate D:

[mamamia2009100]

so cute

[ivanaivanaivanaa]

I feel kinda bad for it :(

[DastardlyDereK]

Thats right show that shoe whos boss!!!

[hihi456ful]

eh ... xD ROFLMMFAOBBQ!!

[crazyralph69]

turtle power!!!

[2kylem]

Why the hell do you keep zooming in on its penis?

[x3ColorMeCrimson]

So this is why Peach keeps going back to Bowser's castle...

[Metetorn]

i saw this on worlds dumbest

[Bieberbroadcast]

It's official, I like toutles.

[mslala9000]

omfg my friend was talking about this! now we pretend were the turtle in class EHH...

[MrJamisan601]

Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha­hhahahaha ahahhahahahahahahahhahahahha muahahahahahahahahhahahahha lol XD ROFL

EH.....

[orwcky0c]

DISTURBING!!!!!!

[MsKrishtina]

oops! shoe, not show

[MsKrishtina]

His turtle manhood wasn't even touching the show. What pleasure did he get?

[youdaization]

JUST DO IT!

[allsportslover82]

making the noises, moves the shoe, then switches direction and position.. to me, this is a horny turtle ;)

[evilhawk47136]

Eh......eh....l.eh.......eh...­.l.eh

[evilhawk47136]

Eh..

[LivingDeadLaura13]

They make the cutest noise :)

[psphacker28]

did anyone send this to Ray William Johnson?

just curious...

[jenms8184]

I Like turtles

[TheVdubguymn]

I like turtles

[AJD2012]

turtles make noises?

[Hiwrt]

I think they were speaking in polish. The TV was probably on or something.

[devileaterinthahowse]

What the heck were those ppl saying in the background? It was almost like they were egging the turtle on. Seeing the turtle's junk was funny and that crazy noise it made was crazy. They should make a sketch comedy out of this if you ask me. This has to be the most famous turtle since TMNT.

[unleashdabeast4]

That's how blastoise was born!

[webman700]

A friend at school got in trouble for imitating this. He was like HEE,HEE,HEE lol

[jumpingjehosafad]

Mine doesn't move like that ?!?!

[greenangel1294]

thats a happy turtle :)

[BlondeSugar32428]

@ MINEKRAFTSLAYER  because its cute!

[LamelyShane]

THIS IS SO CUTE

[JtripperI]

Damn guys i just typed justin bieber and i fuckin went her e:D

[MINEKRAFTSLAYER]

WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THIS!!?!!??!!?

[katyrocks0708]

lol wow this is hilarious .

[studmurffinz]

LMAO

[pipernoswiping]

turtles make noises?! woah. learned something

[atomicsalsa1]

congrat's this got on worlds dumbest

[BB121218]

how did i get here??

[BrocodileDundee]

um... that's not his tail, is it?

[MegaMexican19]

why the hell would you film this? creep.

[lolmanviruss]

do you got any in size 11??? lol

[TECHKILOSOLDIER]

Damn this is funny..made my day.. what kind of turtle is it?

[blacksmith07067]

I bet his dad teaches him haha lol

[Horger1313]

forever alone...

[AllisonDiana]

@Horger1313 This is the saddest thing I've ever read. Poor turtle..

[OCDwolfman]

poor bastard dos not understand that the object by which it is procreating with is an inanimate object...

[evenflow1981]

Pretty sure that's a tortoise not a turtle.

[dg281681]

well at least he won't have to call a shoe back.

[FearlessAndStupid]

Awe the noise it makes is so cute! :3

[jazzyjazz8282]

OMG i remember this its so funny

LMS if you wtchin it again todaii

[hopefranks7]

turtles have the biggest most deformed looking dicks. I didnt see his though

[MeghanandKelli01]

thts so cute the noise it makes

;)

[Thegjdefence]

This guy manhandles the shoe like a pimp to his bitches honestly the shoe must like it rough. Forgive me here, but all that shoe wants is some boot...y

[MethrissaFaith7]

this is amazing xD

[nanasweirdo]

there crackin up in the beginning !! lol

[DeathBySugarRush]

eighteen seconds into the video and icannot stop laughing

[AnonymousDealerz]

That turtle is saying "Bitch take it all!" 

[newgroundscrazy]

What the fuck

[Wadaduhm]

I'm gonna make my turtle do this! :D

[helbline16]

his name should be humphery shoeman

[AForArcher]

where's the money shot!?

[VideoGameGeek447]

That may supposed to be kinda creepy...but I think it's actually really cute! (and yes, I saw it on worlds dumbest)

[randomvideowatcher]

This situation is of mounting concern. He humping the shoe to its very sole. He needs to get over the hump. The turtle came out of his shell for that one.

[swaggersatwork]

Don't get all wet...

[Eternal1Rain]

hahaha omg thats hilarious

[ArticNation1]

Hahahahahah this is the most disgustingly and cute thing I've seen!!

[Preperationxx]

This vid was JUST on worlds dumbest about 10 to 15 minutes ago. I knew that people can have shoe fetishes, but turtles? Really? ? ?

[fkai1]

Crap, I'm watching turtle porn......

[wightboi12]

Should have cut a little hole in the shoe...

[Elchicano34]

HOLYSHIT, does anybody have any handlotion ???? x)

[youe787]

look this turtle...great job getting it on world's dumbest

[wowzaism]

he's struggling to get his dick to even touch the shoe ew gross shit -.-

[HoustonTexas82]

It sounds like a baby having sex. :)

[thecashmaker1994]

he's masturbating

[daymayor777]

whos the fucking retart who disliked this video

[AndrosForever]

turtle cock

[ianster107]

stop raping the shoe

[green1776]

turtle sex is slow mo sex

[cadmiumblue]

Sounds like a very small person.

[blackopssucks5678342]

awwww



[SmartieCakesRock]

thats somehow cute.

[LadyReaper95A7x]

Maybe he has a foot fetish

[BomBlerxz92]

lol i thought it was a tail

[winchester121212]

Thats a tortise not a turtle.



[colemanrockz]

This. Is. The. Best.

[livelegit]

turtle porn LMFAOO!!

[VinnyTheGuy]

Turtles are known to hiss, scream, and meh. They're very vocal little critters.

[LukeDeeZe]

I want the "uhh!" noise as my text message alert! LOL

[sessylover]

@LukeDeeZe MINE IS :D

[lava1o]

*like simon from the yogscast* aaaaaaaaaw

[TsubasaNoAMV2nd]

Nike, tonight......you

[JamesChapperss]

The awkward moment, when it's a tortoise, not a turtle...

[Olympus227]

TOMSKA BROUGHT ME HERE

[lemob182]

@Olympus227

Tomska can suck a big fat one

[iAmPwny]

the phuc it wiggles



[Trevor51294]

That is one good lookin shoe! Im just tryin to help the poor TMNT

[tall32guy]

Funny ol thing! He doesn't know what he's doing. It's funny when animals do things like that and are blissfully unaware how awkward they look to us. LOL That noise is VERY cute though! He sounds like a little squeaky toy!!! :):)

[PHELCAN]

This feels so. . .right.

[smartboy15843]

I'm sorry but that noise is too cute no homo wat so ever

[DarkenagerAqw]

IS IT WRONG THAT THIS GAVE ME A BONER?

[Buklau625]

@DarkenagerAqw yes...

[PHELCAN]

@DarkenagerAqw No sir.

[darthvader95722]

i would never wear those shoes again...

[TheToshero]

turtle

[TheToshero]

tuetle sex is weird

[beast72486]

Haha my gf sent me this link and I told her the next time we make love I'm gonna make that face and sound. She proceeded to tell me that I will sleep on the couch if I do that

[SuperGohank3]

lol it even humps slow

[12undeadz]

Aw, thats so sad

[KatelynnAshlie]

#FOREVERALONE

[Angel22967]

It so funny:)

[hawkwynd2000]

That's just sad, poor little turtle..

[issabella97]

this is just fucking nasty... porn

[TheBikerecker]

this is so hot <3

[baharehut]

in his defense, that is one good lookin' shoe. give the little guy some privacy for god's sake.

[organicdarrin]

wow! thats the best shoe i've ever had!

[lovestruck542]

omg is that really the turtle making tht noise! OMG hahhaa

[EDARingLeaderMan]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLO



[cherylstytle1999]

That's sad, he just wants babies :(

Let him go where there r lots of turtles :)

[ItachiUchiha1611]

this is sad, why the animals cant have normal life

[TechniKal2011]

" Pizza! "

[SuperGoldfishlover]

That's it's tail

[Sexyluzzy101]

WTF I DIDNT KNOW TURTLES HAD DILDOS!!!!! I WOULDVE THREW MY SHOE AWAY OR CUT MY TURTLE PENIS OFF!!!!

[roflpwntnoob]

THERES MY TURTLE PORN

[JessicasAsianRamen]

TURTLE PORN.

[gtfomybrbk]

Why is this happening?!?!?!?! lmao

[Marksman600]

Lol were those sketchers? He was thinking " come on there is no hole where's the HOLE! Uhh whatever he is the 20 dollars" and jumps off

[SilverPlatterProd]

turtle penis. daww.

[emogabbygurl]

turtle penar!.....and i had no fucking clue turtle made sex noises or noises period ....blew my mind....

[CGMPNB]

Id tap that.

[zaclover555]

ummm...sir...you have turtle semen allover your shoe....

[stevchowder]

That turtle had it going ON!!!!!!

[LittlexKisaxKun]

awww that poor thing needs a lady turtle



[yvettethevet]

why is its taile doing that

[AuthisalriousPS]

@yvettethevet Thats not it's tail.... :$

[whoismoy]

Poor turtle is such a beta :(

[cona13579]

LOL!!!!!!!

[jordanbulldog]

4 , 4 , 3 have fun !!!

[BKAlternativeRock]

i think a person making a sound

[EdxElric06]

I feel bad for that poor turtle. He just wants some turtle love

[robloxrox97]

OMFG THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[406590]

Turtle: Im gunna hump this colorful turtle!

Human in Backround: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

Turtle: What the hell are you laughi.... Oh son of a bitch.

[e5futter]

I feel sorry for that horny turtle

[Vergamsys22]

Baby Gammera! And you call yourself the protector of children.

[GingaFreak]

Oh thats so fucking cute! ;o haha

[DeluxeVendetta]

Teenage mutant ninja turtle's

Rated pegi 18+

[UnmutteringMatt]

Somebody get that turtle a cigarette, stat.

[sebi12]

I made that noise in bed last night. XD

[littlekittenz4]

You should put this Americas funniest home videos lol

[Tonizoom]

is it actually making that sound