The F-Word: Gordon Ramsay vs James May

[LinkeHarryB]

Slow but steady!

[Patrick7Star]

Gordon Ramsay acted like such a prat throughout this. James absolutely tore him apart though!

[Ctiradloss]

Gordon's reaction for that "Great blue whale penis" was expectable... his taste receptors must be much more stronger than Jameses cause that what a good chef must have.

[TheRMSAndre1]

This is real epic meal time.

[TokerMate]

Top Gear became ten times better in season 2 with the introduction of James May blokes a fucking legend. He always makes me shit myself with laughter. Jeremy and Hammel (not sure on spelling) are great as well but James May is a bloody Legend.

[charon9]

James should have flashed Gordon the traditional Top Gear "L" after the competition.

[XCLeight]

The most gentleman man and why is he not married

[XCLeight]

This sum up what James May is all about.

[shoaibtuber]

I LAUGHED MY FUCKIN ASS OFF THE MOMENT I SAW THE BULL PENIS !!

HATS OFF TO BRITISH COMEDY !

[gatoradesux1]

he looks like the lady from the goonies when he has the hairnet on

[pranavmukesh]

0:05 first time ever heard james may swearing

[jedzkie]

Two of my favorites!

[jedzkie]

Two of my favorites!

[MrMadpenguin]

So he´s gonna prove his manliness by eating a penis.

How about that.

[dobro104]

james you got the entire earth stuck to the back of your plow

[mranaya92]

"its a bit stiff" lol

[cagednm69]

"So this is a bull's cock And this has probably been in a lady cow's anus?"

[aus2045]

"Dulls the horror of the food I will eat later on" - love it!

[selvambio]

You disappoint me Ramsay... LOl..

[HipHopHatesRap]

He has got to find better shirts...

[Mayna00]

HAHA. James in his nonchalant half-drunk way with a flick of his gorgeous floppy fringe:

"You disappoint me Ramsay"

Gold. James'd put just about anything in his mouth =P

[ggbrown]

@artamdelaroja I think you need to see a bunch of Ramsay's stuff to appreciate him. Rough around the edges, oh yes. Arrogant? Definitely. He is, however, one of the worlds premier chefs, and I find hugely amusing.

This pairing with James May is brilliant. I laughed the entire time, now I'm in shit for waking up my wife at an ungodly hour of the morning.

[artamdelaroja]

i'm not from uk,i watched this video becouse of james and i discovered this disgusting fag called gordon?, who the fuck is this guy?, is he famous?.. people actually like him?.. why does he swears all the time?...no wait,don't answer,i already know too much about him..

[baden4321]

"Fuck the prawns"

[zimonslot]

It's so nauseating how fake Ramsey is

[myaclick]

@zimonslot how is he fake here...

[JackLovesTSs]

I love the "f word" puke bucket, logo emblazened and everything.

[sonyviva308]

I like when he said "Cock"

[tai1boy]

so. . . . .since Ramsay doesn't finish the Shark, that means he's not a man.. . . .

[OfChaoticReign]

1:15 "It's huge in china" OH I bet it is! :P

[WhyDoYouCareWhatMyUs]

"beaten by a shaggy tramp!" Haha.

[deutschebag01]

Slow and...Well basically slow wins the race.

[757330]

James May's dry English humor is HILARIOUS.

[masturkiller]

James May Cooking?

[mustsilm]

haha, owned at end

[dychen1]

"Are you any good at driving?"

[Abderian]

"It's huge in China." Sure it is, Ramsay.

[TheMissmax312]

"what! with that pile of shit!?"

[TheMissmax312]

"i dont really know what im talking about to be honest. usually by the time i get this far, im so drunk i cant even remember what ive done..." LMAO!! sounds like somethin he'd say.....

[gogogadgetduster]

Anywhere we could get the recipie for the winning pie?

[lilmaree12]

I am so proud of you James =]

[KaelTheBerserker]

Ramsey I am disappoint.

[emfinnsy]

Now that's just classic! James May is _the_ quintessential modern renaissance man.

[LeFeff]

Are you any good at driving?

[holmd90]

James May is one of my favorite people on TV

[wojovox]

I can't watch Ramsay without having a bite.

[bdbrown3889]

Beaten by a fucking shaggy tramp? LOL!

[tuugfo]

are you any good at driving LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT CRACKED ME UP!

[rroi1131]

jeams gay see eateng animel dick

[flybikes90]

@rroi1131 jeams gay sure but James May is a man!

[chronicgb]

are you any good at driving lol

[DrHooty911]

@MySuckableToes Umad

[GiantPetRat]

That's about one of the best things I've seen in a long time.

[gurnumbly]

Ramsay is so shaky and every where. I'm getting a head ache watching him jitter all over the place.

[kasou01]

now half drunk captain slow beats ramsay? james is a GOD!

[liverpoolftwfan]

lol helmet that bloke ramsay is dodgy

[kittencouger]

If Ramsay ever spoke to me, like he does to the poor sods who humble before him, I would scratch at his eyes with venom; knee him in his adulterous balls; and stick both my stiletto heels up his ragged butt hole.

[tubeinyou23]

@kittencouger he would rape you and throw u in the ocean b4 u could come close to touching his eyes......

[DrHooty911]

@kittencouger He'd rape you with his words so quickly that he you would die.

[770megaman]

@kittencouger you is scary and gordan ramsay is the best go scotland

[MrThekilla882]

@kittencouger thats what u say behind a computer screen but if u where in that position it would be a completly diffrent situation

[hahaimzeus]

Cool lil bit of info,

[eggs808]

lol I've always hated that Ramsey guy, about time someone has put him in his place; captain slow, and half drunk at that!

[mofoshit72]

"So this is a bull's cock?"

[anncathy]

love the peas cock

[playasadonejoe]

..and James May wanders off to beat another professional at their own job.

[Cutlesnap]

"Are you any good at driving?" xD

[animedragon3]

pride a little hurt ramsey? lol

[mrxandthexfactor]

James: "Fuck! the prawns" ~ Pure Gold

[cloud9vw]

Hahaha why the fuck is Ramsey still cooking? He said here that if James won he was done.

[vanletkd91]

@Hsimon1981 but its huge on his plate

[HSimon1981]

That Bull's dick looks DISGUSTING!

[EdJHunter]

so I gues the name chefcook doesn't mean a thing !

[uknichu]

eating a bull's penis? both are idiots.

[Swamplord1000]

lmfao suck a dick ramsay!

[failmore]

I hope James' lines aren't scripted because they're pretty damn good.

[tobs001]

@failmore Youre right. Every word out of that guys mouth is comedy gold hahahahahah... Especially the deadpan manner in which he delivers them.

[TheCarGod]

"You disappoint me Ramsey."

[tobs001]

@TheCarGod

[ReeceFP]

Hillarious!!!

[adraim69]

4:06 That thing is fucking brilliant. Two steps. my mind is blown.

[comfortablesofa]

hahahaha ... "are you any good at driving?"

[Flicker455]

James May, genius.

[TheCarnage92]

Hahahaha

[paisleystreet]

He looks like Jericho

[f1471in3r]

"This milk will become the basis of a Mad Russian later."

[RichardLameo]

"Please don't finger my pie"

[JanissarialGuard]

I shall jolly well write to the BBC and not pay my license fee until they make a James May cooking show.

[jaredlee283]

COCK and Bull.. lol!

[DUDEplayer69]

"you disappoint me Ramsey"

[AndTheWailers]

@DUDEplayer69 shits epic

[GalsiaDonovan]

james may is annoying

[bajstre]

@GalsiaDonovan Gay you.

[emptyheady]

may is a true man!!!

[vovillia]

that was great, nice one James

[joekool88]

"You disappoint me Ramsay." Love the dry wit

[RobinHooDTA]

'' God, it does fucking stink ''

[xilverdragon]

Ramsay is sooooo gutted that he lost xDDD

[TheMissmax312]

what?! with that pile of shit?!

[quangpod]

"Please don't finger my pie." hahahahaha

[RusiesKroket]

haha nice one

[dboyle01]

"Are you any good at driving?" - James is a demigod!!

[gnarskater75]

@5:10 "FUCK!"-James May

[Monicaplay123]

"It's huge in China!"

"It's huge on your plate, actually."

omfg JAMES I love you so much

[Blatty26]

I'll go for the helmet. I laughed so hard right there.

[Gasoline85]

Ramsay made 39 accounts and voted this down.

[wcvbw]

lol... james may's some sort of a rennaissance figure, he can do anything from music to fish pie, to defuse a bomb or to hit top speed on a veyron. oh yeah, he can also fly a plane, present tv shows, write some columns in a couple of magazines, what else?

[red0death1]

@wcvbw he can play the top gear theme song on a piano =)

[TNTCreaper]

the hilt of a penis???!!!

[Mastecon21]

if people in america were as fun as the brits maybe theyd make some friends

[myrtle164]

Only a guy would eat this disgusting crap to prove something. You'd never see a woman doing this. We don't feel the need to prove we're women--we just are.

[Sesshomaru092]

"by the time I get this far I'm so drunk I can't remember what I've done" lol I love James

[sorrowsofthewicked]

i love James May xD

[poppers112233]

blue whale's penis HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[buscadoradesuenos]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL im from iceland....i have eaten that...not bad actually... XD i loled so hard oh and im 15 year old girl...

[buscadoradesuenos]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL im from iceland....i have eaten that...not bad actually... XD i loled so hard

[writertrump]

"with that pile of shit?"

LMAO ramsay

[writertrump]

everyone who thinks ramsay is a mean asshole is WRONG, ramsay is awesome!

[Frutoses]

May just owned everything on this show.

[SSRogue88]

James May kicks ass! He drinks while he cooks, he's enjoying himself!!

[newclips]

i love james may for doing this episode! he showed ramsay that hes the man!!

[valentin865]

Bloody Hell! lol

[Raksmey89]

Permission to say 'Cock!'

[y0l3itches]

dulls the horror of the food... LOL keep drinking!!

[nike17soccer]

thunbs up if omg facts brought you here!

[RickinHK]

Gordon, okay James can't pronounce roux but you cant pronounce Laos (you don't say the 's', it's like 'loud' but without the d)

[MusicCriticDuh]

just imagine if someone made that shark thing on MasterChefUS!! :P

[Monehan]

do they censor television in england

[MisterGasMan]

may owns ramsay :)

[CreamofFetus]

HAHAHAHA!

[mikethenascarfan]

okay- these guys eat cock- literally- but i actually enjoy their shows

[deedundone]

lol......That was EPICNESS.

[im1hecticwog]

does that mean ramsay quits cooking?

[joeratti]

they called it habu sake when i was in okinawa

[feke77]

Gordon Ramsey: "James, if I lose against that. Seriously, I will give up cooking"

You gotta love those two arguing :-D

[Kumdo0770]

James May is a True Man

[MrTrainboy1]

i was gonna say its a bit stiff but i didn't mean that. LOWLZ!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMissmax312]

"james, are you swearing in my kitchen??"....and they say ramsay has no sense of humor! LMAO!

[1910887]

I would love to try James' cooking

[1910887]

Captain Slow is one of the greatest people to ever live

[Aiwa81]

james may is then man !

[LESRAM1981]

He can cook great and he can eat a bunch of crap. James is just awesome.

[MetalGearSolidFIN]

hahahhah :D

[47f0]

"You disappoint me, Ramsay."- Classic May.

[AusMarkus]

James May proves that subtlety is the mark of a REAL man!

[ThinkFastBoom93]

JAMES MAY :D

[Wolfieluver15]

"Are you any good at driving?" XDDD LOVE Slow!

[Mclarenboy100]

And there goes Gordon Ramsay's cooking career.

[Rabble2]

i love how the camera always switches to james when he takes a drink

[MarloFlynn]

You can keep your Superman and Batman; my hero's Captain Slow.

[niebells]

long live james!

[87linceed]

how can you call yourself a chef ramsey you havent had a single drink... lol!!

[johnnyklit]

If you were to close your eyes during the first part of this video you'd might think otherwise of what is going on...

[aquaboy232008]

fucking classic lol! awesome

[hadabenz]

Hahahaha

James May said Bull Cock ! glad he didn't continue with "Oh Cock!"

[riesen12399]

"how do you call yourself a chef ramsay, you haven´t had a single drink"

[mestweetpouwel]

Oh, James May ..

I love this man!

[fireschoolbandit]

Possibly one of my favorite things ever. I heart James May.

[speedking92]

To be fair Gordon is probably faster then James on the track.

[sbutros]

"You want me to do it again?" hahaha

[hisamekun]

"You disappoint me, Ramsay."

They didn't even need to do the cooking challenge, that just won it for May a hundred times over.

[MaxUnknown]

"Are you any good at driving ram?" xD WIN

[strawberris]

fuskers died :( he had a cat

[Gasoline85]

@strawberris Aww, that's too bad. :( Poor James.

[tarded55]

i love how james puts a leaf in his milk to make it look classy

[derleo89]

"I don't really know what I'm talking about, to be honest. Usually, by the time I get this far, I'm so drunk I can't remember what I've done."

James May is a genius.

[phatkix]

Awesome!!!

[maso0994]

haha please dont finger my pie!

[MupNaz]

Cock.

[ronaldli5]

haha, ramsay got so pissed at the end~