Jesus survive

[markdoutcast]

HOW DARE....they make this video of Christ...!!!!....its Disrespectful.....To the person or persons...who made this damn video.....remember...Christ died for each and every one of us....and you Shouldnt make this kind of Video.....

[colin300pints]

her min u bible bashin bastard get to fuk. haha wid

[isaiahtwumasi]

ohhhhhhhhhh

[izzboz]

that aint jesus lolXXXXALWAYS THINKING OF YOU GRANDAD R.I.P

[WKaliber1]

jesus has a big package

[rollebros]

gypsykatt you need to shut the fuck up yo dumb user my sista wuz on my account dumbass

[okko16]

This video is the work of an idiot.

[jacquuuPL]

go watch  seven dwarfs and snow princess

[Staranc]

that was absolutely funny

[ilikepez]

religion is the commercialisation of a utopian book... religious people are consumer whores

[dmiller6590]

he's gay LO!L

[TooGoodForGoogle]

Was there bus`s back then???

Ecos got some real problems

[beautyjohana]

yes. i thought that the Jewish killed him.

ohhh, Jesus Christ. why u didn't look to your side????!!!

[Schromi1989]

sick:D

[DeeeJayThrash]

what the hell are you trying to say??

[gypsykatt]

Hahaha......

Looks Like Someone Needs Too Learn How To Spell.

[6BlackJosu9]

omg, jesus killed by a bus!

[xarulaweb]

It´s ok, three days later he lives again. :D

[Greenlyman]

thats so true

[beautyjohana]

ahaha. why 3 days after???!! he came back 1 day after.

[mistdarklight]

fuck that was funny!!

[LeeMcGarry]

hahah

[carolineholding]

i've seen that video so many times now and it still cracks me up

[kazkraft]

jesus was a peedo.

[ThePally1996]

this has to be a helrios video and im an active christien :P

if enything its a boost for him

[santiicalle13]

waht the isem

problem fuck yo grem

[juliarmh]

u sick idiot do u have any respect for jesus crist.

[FallxQtr]

no ]:->

[juliarmh]

well i do have respect u idiot

[FallxQtr]

stfu :< jezus sux

[locinf92]

Why should we respect a guy who brought about thousands of deaths because of religion?

[BackspinII]

Because it wasnt HE who did kill people. In my opinion he was a genious revolutionaire (?) who would fuck up the church in today times.

So I DO respect Jesus AND this was an hillarious video. Great idea and all.

And Juliarmh dont feel so freaking offended its just a freaking joke

[locinf92]

You can't joke about religion. You'll only get people shouting at you: "CHOP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF"

[BackspinII]

probably rather: "CRUCIFIE HIM!"

jeb, this was another joke

[Deanjunkie666]

yeah.

but what every body doesn't know is that if that happened, and He died, then we'd all be doomed.

:)

[GROracle]

he doesn't excist...ffs

[locinf92]

Someone around here has made a statement without researching...

[GROracle]

anymore ofcourse , he was the saviour of the jewish people , i do beleive that , they have dna proof that he did excist , but jesus christ , saying that he ressurected himself , i say he was just unconscious , woke up , and moved the boulder , dont beleive in the fairy tale part of the bible , i dont beleive in god , but he did excist , just not how the bible says he did.

[kazkraft]

YAY someone with a brain.

and when he did exist he was gay. the devil always has the best tunes.....

[GROracle]

glad someone agrees , added to friends list , s4s?

[niggydoll]

its funny. but why did the savior have to get hit by a bus?

[HoodUpBeats]

GOD WAS PISSED LOL

[BlueStarDiamont5]

I will survive! *BOMMMM* xD LMAO

[Mackichan1]

hahahaha so funny 5 stars

[US4ANDCOMPANY]

how do you do that

[smellylambs]

best video ever 5 stars

[stisobelthegreat]

hahaa thats going into the favorites :) luv this vid. rite i know this may be a stupid question but did the guy playing Jesus actually die??

[dougpecklord]

nope

[fdeckard]

Yes.

[stisobelthegreat]

does he or doesnt he lol!

[biyanl]

i dont know

[edlecoyte]

i think this absurloly great the best bit is the end

[stephaneyoshi8]

I WILL SURVIVE !

[memberWinny]

BESCHDE :D:D:D

[smellylambs]

funnyiest thing i have ever seen. i stoped watching the olympics to watch this crap 5 stars!

[dodit35]

god please forgive me !! but this shit is so fucking funny !!

[jaderainierchua]

very funny

[WeeeEatttYouuu]

You will survive!!!!

not

[veck22]

jajajajq que divertido

[pluspololic]

It's so disgusting but it's funny.

[PopeKurt]

i cant stop watching this funny-ass shit!!!!

[LunadiGiada]

noooo!!! povero gesù!!!

[thalioboy]

FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!

[19misiek87]

first i was afraid....i was pertified!

[abcdefghijkener]

Não zombem com o nome de Deus.

[PopeKurt]

my god this ois some funny shit!!!!

and that guy is brave.

[xXJOSHY59Xx]

bought time jesus died

[majikboy2000]

damn i really didnt expect this.....

[senroharusame]

oh shit o.o

[irishandproud15]

hahaha fuckin deadly :)

[BUBBLEGUM2KAii7]

OMG THEY KILLED JEESUS !

Yoo Bastards !

Nooooo Jeesus is a girls best friend !

[kamil424242]

DEBILIZM NIEZNA GRANIĆ, OCENA ''1''

[caribolas]

just far too much with someone who died a horrible death to save our lives, mate.

I'm not trying to limit expression, I just think it'd be ok if we consider some respect to those who actually believe and grieve for Jesus.

[chopard111]

i agree

[xXxBlAcKkIsSxXx]

hahaha

[armsrace15]

YO HE'S FUKIN SEXY ^-^

[UndeadDiva]

I never get tired of this one. Just...divine.

[daizaki11]

this is totaly WRONG!! good for him!!ROAD KILL!! dont do this AMV again

[hollowfyre]

this is hilarious...the end was totally unexpected. I would have paid to be one of the people on the street when he dropped his robe. classic

[Gamer4672]

OMG THIS IS SO WRONG YOU ARE ALL GOING TO HELL AND...nah im just f*cking with you all, i am luthern but this video is funny (the reason why i did that hate stuff at the beggening is cause i know someone will really get pissed off at this vid)

[bebelionQC]

His father must not have loved this version of the song to cut him short like that! :-)

I love those comedy!! Hilarious!

[covenguru]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! 1 of the best videos of UTUUB ........bus....

[FreeSoulToo]

hahahh i didn't expect that lol

[sally456play]

wicked!

[FrozenMarshmallows]

looks like the second coming did not turn out how you wanted huh christians? LMAO

[tcnshr]

wtf that was creepy and funny im going to have night mares from when he took of that robe eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[xgabex]

anything showing a killing of jesus is gonna be good. this never gets old.

[FvckingMetal]

Simply hilarious. Hooray for the fairy tale of Christianity providing us with such comedy!

[xEiBMoZx]

Lmao at the people who wtf'd when he first took his robe off.

[LinkinSwordSlayer]

ok.......I did not even laugh at this even once. This is straight up blaspheme.

[UpcomingJedi]

Well, if you actually believe heaven really exists.....Call to Satan, the "devil", Chingate, Evil One, "Him", or "The Unmentionable" and see if 'he' comes to you. Bet he wont.

[max269]

what the fuck. what kind of retard would call to satan. plus, satan is on EARTH not in HELL. and YOU CANNOT SEE GOD YOU IDIOT. get your facts right before you start blabbering you big-mouthed idiot

[YasminCiccone]

Yeah, thats the best part xD

[zaidj100]

this is man retarded its sooooooooo wak but i like the part when he got hit by the bus and when he hit shrek hes like totaly

[roxasdasora]

you can't call anyone retarded if you say "this

[Nyua1819]

xDDDDDDDDDDD ajajajajaaa

[OmgTeinixOmg]

ihan paras!!!!!!!!BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[Amadeus9966]

loool

[amarfi09]

this isn't funny,,,you should respect the name of the lord jesus christ,,, you should not laugh,,,you should get mad about this,,,

[QregTheBlueMonkey]

And yet...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[gamefreak2007]

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[UpcomingJedi]

Dude, there is no heaven. If Jesus christ really existed, why is it none of his words/works are included in the bible? I tell you why: The church is a fake. It is there to control people and to suck money out of their pockets...or they go to this "hell" which doesn't exist either.

[knylla85]

novus ordo seclorum is the answer

[booboo005]

NONE? damn your a dumbass

[malachitransfer]

Dick

[BLOKISDEPOMBS]

EXCELLENT if it wasn't a fake. If so, the work of a real artist. Opera magna.

[rehash435]

What the ...!The Guy doesn't really die, right??

[Shavarnarak]

The second coming really isn't all its cracked up to be! I want my money back!

[theveganamedchaze]

i think u christians constantly putting down tis video need to chill out and get a fucking sense of humor. that was hilarious

[macasofilola]

so, where is the funny of this video??

[benswindells1]

it was mint

[QregTheBlueMonkey]

Lighten up.

[Aaliyah1989]

This is too much... you should consider doing something more inteligent. I really can`t understand you....

[milboon69]

Funniest thing I have seen in years! Jesus will be spiining in his grave for this one! Merry Xmas!

[baadshaahz]

This is an example of what happens to people's religions and religious figures when their followers don't get/want to get punished for it. This is why Muslims have strict punishment for those who mess with their religion, no matter what the "freedom lovers" say. If anyone will do something against such insults, it won't be Christians, but Muslims because Jesus is a Messiah/Prophet in Islam too.

[SeanHart213]

no this isnt. its a comedy video.

[baadshaahz]

wot will happen when people will make a porn movie with ..... (i can't say it) .... and say "it's a comedy video". if no one puts a stop to evil, evil will be unstoppable and lead you to hell.

[Di66en6ion]

Comedy is by it's very foundations something that either parodies or makes fun of things that are taboo. In this case your insufferable ability to be offended by anything, which is funny. Jesus would have looked at this and laughed his ass off.

[baadshaahz]

And you can read Jesus' mind? Why would he contradict the Bible when Psalm 1:1 says:

"Blessed is the man that...sitteth not in the seat of the scornful"?

[Di66en6ion]

That's ironic since most religious people think they know exactly what Jesus/God is thinking, almost pathetic.

[hollowfyre]

The new testament and the story of Jesus contradict the old testament constantly. Maybe you need to go back and read it again o.o

[Xelaey]

I saw a porn with..... And its not right to do theese. Have you read the old testament? There is no words about how we need look up to god. Its a book which lern u to live and leads you to the top. Or have you ever seen people who lives only for the church and live happy? I belive in god and i am praying to him, but its not the christ god or not the muslim god its my god who helps me.

[Xelaey]

You are an idiot!

Thats just funny!

[Xelaey]

You will come to hell because you have no sence for humor!!!!!

[JPMatheu]

second that! lmao

and snake girl... lol

[Sjeeezus]

Let's see if he can come back from the death again after this lol.

[tedoymisojos]

Just great!

[maganiaris4never]

man i hope you die because you are making fun of jesus.but who am i to judge you?jesus will judge you at the end of your pathetic and miserable life and if you continue to make fun of him he won't be happy

[thygrrr]

You assume that Jesus has no sense of humour. Like you.

[Tuinslak]

You make me laugh :')

[deathwaltz]

not good! notnice!

[CAoTiCa02]

wow!!! ke gayy!! ^^ jojoj

[SerdarDesign]

as a muslim, i am against those silly videos...jesus (peace be upon him) is a chosen Prophet...a great prophet...plaease delete this video. thx

[kezzjin]

funny

[martysmith76]

It's a joke. I'm gay, and listen to yourselves. Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ would probably slap your face for being so hateful towards gays, and for lacking a sense of humor that GOD SHARES with the world. ALL are guilty of the wages of sin, and God sees all sins as equal in His eyes.

[MiaXhere]

Fucking hell.

It's just a laugh!!

ITS HELERIOUS!

=]

And marilyn manson with Jesus?

WTF Marilyn is fucking satinist!!

lol

Fuck the christians that find this offensive, it made me almost piss myself!

<33 Mia

[apoc0lyps3]

im not christian but i still think its offensive :(

[lovegrrl2010]

its BECAUSE its offensive that its funny! ;p

[psychic7rebound]

Really? This video isn't offensive at all. So its not funny.

[pinguinaaaaa]

JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA DIOS MIO

[00venom]

lol what ever dude.. i have a sence of humor but this way over the line, u made him GAY, i wouldn't mind if ppl do that but these songs FFS!! how about the song *personal jesus* for marilyn manson hmm? that'll be cool.. but this is gay!

[AMileSmith]

Was he actually hit by the bus?

[martea971]

I believe i Jesus, BUT i have a sence of humor xD

[00venom]

okay this was the most offending vid i've ever seen .... try makin such thing for muhammad... i dare any 1. lets c wtf would happen........ but i guess no 1 got THE BALLS.... afraid of bombings eh?

[enricobacciardi]

you moron! we can mock jesus because we (not you) are smart enough to know it's a joke. And no more. Irony about everything is the strongest gun againt totalitarism and fascism. And we can't mock muhammad because of fascist and freedom-killer muslim countries.

[tripplethrendo]

christfags gtfo

[whateversup]

I couldn't help it. it's too frickin funny.

it's weird the kinds of things that make you smile.  :P

[Shpants9710]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­HA

[12345random67890]

I'm Christian and I thought that was frekin hilarious.

Obviously, I don't think it's right to make fun of Jesus, but I'm sure he'd think it was funny. :D

[KuriousKevin]

Frickin' hilarious.

[KuriousKevin]

Frickin' hilarious.

[falker2711]

i'm catholic and i'm sorry, but that was the funniest thing i've seen in a week.

[draconianninja]

And all those who hate humor shall suffer an eternity of pointlessness. Looks like we're all screwed, eh?

I'll take Youtube and Satan myself. Not like hell would be so bad anyway. I bet I could take Satan at blackjack anyday. Stupid little mofo.

[rwSpider]

I fucking dare you to try, asshole.

[rwSpider]

Those who have a policy of putting to death anybody who dare criticize them or their gods should be put to death, and out of the REST OF OUR FUCKING MISERY!!! Screw you all, this was a hilarious video, and GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!

[Dumb2k]

Now you're just sick!

[yosema]

I'd like to meet the moron who made this stupid video... I want to ask him some interesting questions...

[rwSpider]

I didn't make the video, but how's about you ask ME those questions, eh? I can take ya

[manuelm92]

rolf

[blowyouaway90]

jeeez i`m not much of a beliver myself but there was somethin creepy bout` that video:))

[rafanavega]

OMG! i'm going to hell! if hell exists, of course. there is no evidence that it does, especially when someone tells you he had a "vision" about it. It could also be a schyzophrenic person, how 'bout that?

[rwSpider]

Those who make up a hell for others to burn in... you know, like we dare to criticize, question, or defy... they should be tossed into their own hell. Thankfully, THAT'S WHAT JESUS SAID WOULD HAPPEN!!!

[tagysed]

shit that was very disturbing!

[xPrincessxDeesx]

Ow GREAT, i love it xD

[AloisaAsilo]

ang bastos nmn!..

kng sinu man gumawa nito GO TO HELL!!!

[yummiyoghurtgums]

i think, jesus had a great sense of humour, so, don´t worry :)

[Vegas11]

Will I go to hell for finding this so damn funny?

[Shavarnarak]

So much for the second coming.

[santiaesco]

i will survive (8)

[cachinnatio]

one of the best on youtube

[edwardianeccentric]

Ok that's a little disturbing...

[antoni1987]

lol :D

[putdownyourguns]

i could deal with this, if it was funny, but it's not. Go watch some real comedy. Search Russell howard, Bill bailey, or ross noble muffins or something

[mariodik]

jajajajajajajajajaja

pinche mamones

[shechinah]

OMFG

[byorp]

shechinah you don't have to behave like a moron

[Dalife91]

what a good video that's the really dead of jesus

jajajajajajaja

[jc11xbox]

So funny!

[stompallnightnow]

That's the funniest thing I seen all month!