Why Can't YouTube Be Serious?

[ohagummybear]

y u gay

[utFLYrockets]

Why cant people accept me for who I am (some people)?

[bloodyemoroses19]

Why can't I b 100% Asian instead of half Asian half Hispanic?

[TimeLegacy]

Why can't I be a cooler looking Asian?

[ineedalife659]

Yesung likes turtles too (from super junior)

[DeesertDawn]

Why can't Shimmy have a big pee pee?

[AnimePeopleAwesome]

Why can't there be a Shimmy for EVERYONE!!! 

[MegaOwnable]

whY cant I smile for a camera.. without looking REtarDEd!! ?? xD

[JamesXX49777]

@MegaOwnable I have the same problem

[MegaOwnable]

@JamesXX49777 Atleast it's all GOOD ^_^ Retards are awesome. :/ distant HIGH five. XD

[JamesXX49777]

@MegaOwnable lol :P

[andreaandrea1313]

Why can't I cosplay!

[MyDovii]

Why cant I get this girl in my class

[sk8erundead12]

Why can't shinee come to texas

[kwasniewski20]

Never heard of this channel before.. not trollin but from the search results I thought he was an old Asian lady. XD

[XxxMuseluverxxX]

Why cant I stop reading smut Yaoi about Kpop groups? XD

[NikkiKitLiu]

why can't i pee

[NikkiKitLiu]

why can't i pee:/

[slasherx115]

why cant you live in fucking america!

[TheJeleb]

Why can't people stop calling me hot, gorgeous, pretty, beautiful and cute when I'm ugly as hell? XD

[Victoriasstuff1]

Why cant i ... uhh.... Shove A dildo Up a ass! xDDD

[Leackay]

Why can't I get an A+ in math??

[ChangingPhases]

Why can't there be hot Korean like Shimmy at my school??? (:

[isuke1382]

why cant people be less idiotic and imbicils?

[LadyMCRANCID]

Why can't I be Asian? ...fml.

[LadyMCRANCID]

Why can't you come to England so I can rape you??  :S

[bluestarocks]

y Can't i get ppl 2 leave me alone >.<

[Shrisuperking]

y cant i get a cute girl in my class?!?$? that's somethin you really gotta be serious about !

[xRitaritaa]

you never use a thunder stone on pikachu =_=

[HayLeeJo92]

y can't i fly?!?!?!?!?!!!!!i'm soo serous

[GirlSinger1000]

why cant i get straight A's

haha oh yah thats right school is stupid

[fashionforeverness]

why cant kfc hire me. even thought the manager only hire girl with big bo

[iLikePhoxD]

Why can't I hav some Pho. xD

[ThatMattChannel]

Why can't I have Cheezburger?

[lilperuzangel1]

Why can't I finish a pokemon game (I'm asian)

[DaniNSosgi]

why cant i suk my own dik :c

[HayTreeRivalGracious]

Why can't I be in JYP Family? :p

[DemonicGoat117]

why cant i eat a banana without laughing?

[ArchAngel4275]

why can't i combine my inner strength and face god over and over until i get as powerful as him then co op with him in his work to make sure i get other godly battles....? LOL

[XSaphireFlamesX]

im asian and have an A+ in english.....

[Imdayaoifan]

WHY CARN'T I HAVE YOUR HAIR!!!!

[RandomObsessionsPR]

Unfortunentally the part about thé 11 year old is very true

[aliceamber295]

why cant i actually pass one class other than my preforming art......im a faliure but the trick is to lower your parents expectations.

[Xx666xXevil]

why cant i get with an asian o.O im not asian myself...or white...or black...but...GEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ­Z!!!!!!!........BTW i like dill pickles :3

[MegaRexita]

WHy can´t I have an asian guyfriend ><

[Jimbo1981000]

y cant i cook. i mean seriously i live of ramen instant..

[MrOwnageish]

why can i make sandwiches? (Imma guy)

[RitinhaMatsuura]

shimmy ....you're a dork LOL and why can't I have an asian boyfrieeeeendd!!!! *and no i'm not ugly...i think*

[mark95427]

it sounds like you said "nesian" which is short for polynesian.

polynesians have large ones. lol.

[TheSilentAssassin5]

why cant youtube stop making unecessary changes?

[AleMonsterUnleashed]

Why can't I have an asian boyfriend? :( It isn't fair!

[3334alexis1]

i wish i was asian you no why and i bet you dont no this ..............asians are ninjas thats my signature on my phone 2 lol to bad im white XD

[AusFilmProductions]

why can't i be asian?

[supereyre1997]

why cant i get a A in English i am american

[gontiletti]

looking through a porn magazine and thinking "she must be freezing!"

[FrancisIsAwsomex3]

I get A+ In English And b- in math But i'm asian :D

[TheBaoGly]

dude! what's the title of your opening song on this vid? it's awesome

[N00bcake4life]

Why can't I stop watching your videos shimmy?

[Hyunwoo12345Oppa]

Why CANT I GET YOU SHIMMY??

[ILoveMochiHenryLau]

Why can't I be resistant to kpop?

...

[mystix45]

@ILoveMochiHenryLau why wold you want to be? :) :D

[TheBaoGly]

shimmy, you b-boy?

[princessqweenjesika]

im asain :D

[princessqweenjesika]

y cant i be weird lol

[kiara7891]

why can't i get an A in math. i'm white for cryin out loud

[bluerayx45]

you make me feel good with my low b or w/e i have in english. pft i don't need that im asian<.<!

[AmethystxBlossom]

@cyclopsthug lol

[HaleyLuvsTomKaulitz]

Why can't I be accepted as white..I seriously don't understand I live in phila

[DJ021599]

Why cant picachu's thunder bolt be called lightning bolt

[morgano93]

Why can't I be smart anymore? And why can't my crush like me?!?!

[788maymay]

Y can't a guy ask out someone that's 2 years younger?

[jakabob603]

why cant i ever get the girl even though iget them too really like me then i get shy and whimpout XO

[thesoccergirl30]

why can't guys get their pants off the ground?

[ElectricKitty20]

Why Can't Pocky stop tasting so good? Yummmm

[x33Mimiii]

why cant i get an A in language . Dx

[Luvweezy7]

Why isn't there a shimmy porn?

[krocialblack]

@Luvweezy7 Because shimmy is my husband... And I'm a man... I black man... With a big black man penis...

*awkward silence* 0_o

Booty is more important than drinking water.... *awkward silence again*

Mychonny: HEY ANGUL!!! YOU DUH, SEXY!!!!

Me: wtf?

[halogu111]

why cant justin beiber die another thing my sister is SO HOT!!!!!!!

[chizzygirl18]

why cant i stop being bored all the time?

[notawhitechick]

why can't people accept my weirdness?

[xMeliMoonshinex]

Why cant I sleep whenever I think about youuuuu

Sorry. It's a song. It was in my head. IN MY HEAD I SEE YOU AL--

Okay, I'll stop. Stop....Hammer time!

-shot-

[rubygem0]

why can't anyone like me

[lolagepwnageownge]

Why can't people trip on air?

[PiggyChannel]

Why cant You stop screwing with your hair?

[kankuro905]

why cant school be 2 hours a day

[derasiananime]

OH WOW! i play world of warcraft and im addicted to it

[xveex21]

why cant my asian bf be good at math? xD

[xveex21]

why is my asian bf so hot? xD

[revolucion124]

why can´t I stop looking at your videos???

[kankuro905]

why cant big bang sing in english to

[juliana13131313]

@kankuro905

course they korean xD

but some songs are in english ^^ like Number 1 *_*

:D

[KpopCreamMaker]

Why cant my friends be asain?^.v

[burntehnoobz]

why cant i have a big dick?

[kankuro905]

why cant i be as funny as shimmy

[The9mmAK47]

Why cant girls be less weird?

[kingofhell121]

why cant i do good in math when im full blooded chinese?

[uninsomnia89]

y cant I have you :(

[AlEldiric]

Why cant u shower in the rain in front of mcdonalds

[liveinhappyworld]

Showering with your clothes on is ok if you just jumped in an ocean or sea or if you just ran while it was raining. but what I found on youtube is soo stupid, taking a shower with your clothes on for no reason. I mean I took a shower fully dressed but that was because I ran in the rain before it and I just got into the house and in the shower. and jeans lose color in the shower :D I should have known that.

[ChidoriStream100]

Are you seriously Asian? Where did you live in Asian?

[ChidoriStream100]

Why would a 11 year old kid looking at a porn magizine?

[NekochiKyo]

YOU'RE SO PERV, I'M DYING XDDD

Why can't turtles fly? D8

[BigBanGirl4Ever]

my Asian boyfriend has a 7 inch-er....

[MichelleSerenaXo]

oh wow i just got an image of someone shoving a dildo up their nose...why do you do this to me, shimmy?? LOL

[Ethan098766]

i used a thunderstone on my pikachu too early now its fucked up

[EiennoShiwase]

LOL i'm Asian and got an A+ in English. XD

i pretty much excel in all my subjects :LL

Why can't I fly?? T__T

[1122superduperniger]

why cant i be u ........... :D



[MudkidMudslap]

why cant i find people i dont hate at school?

[rosasus]

why can't i marry you

[meloncreampuffs]

Why can't you be serious?

[tenchuww]

why can't I get a cute girlfriend with big boobs,and let me suck them everytime? :[

[MegaMichiee]

What the F*ck

[thatonedude720]

Why can't I be friends with Shimmy? D:

[iNITROCIDEi]

Why can't I be taller

[misscookielolz]

Why can't I have super powers?! Damn!

[KgirlReviews]

Why can't I stop being adopted? (JK)

[VipShawolELFJay]

Why cant I get an A in Math -.- (Im asian and I have a B in math a B!!! gosh ima disgrace xD)

[MrAwesome10000]

@VipShawolELFJay i got a c and im asian

[RuiHeartTakoyaki]

@VipShawolELFJay i got D ! even worst !

[TheHarlequinLady]

why cant i get into shimmys pants? :( Coz their too damn tight

[6flgslover]

WHY CNT I GET A GUY!!! <= jking xD actually im not??

[facebookfan12]

Why cant i have non- asian parents or at least laid back ones?

[futur3mrscull3n]

why cant i be asian? why cant i be good at school?

[xjlianex]

I should stop eating while watching your videos.

[theDedDucky]

why do only younger guys like me?????

[LilNinjaPrincessez]

U know Pedo bear!?

[greenstreetgs]

why cant justin beiber be dead :(

[glittergurl232]

Quest Crew, Porectics, Shimmy , Ryan Higa all in one room would be EPIC! lol

[xoxKoraIng]

why can't my parents be non strict

[TheWolfgurl7]

Why cant i be asian? my dads white but my moms korean but i full white wtf is tht shit?????

[ChinastuChan]

Why can't I get I at least a D- =A=

[Bluey306]

I'm Asian. And I could totally Ace my English. *Fistbumps*

[sCeNeMuTt]

Why can't I be a smart asian? D;

[godness125]

hey guys lol nothing to do with the video i think but imagine megan fox in 50 years ..

[Shirleyding9099]

why cant shimmy be serious?

[sratiovaremade]

why cant i be good at english

[xkawaii45]

Why am I asian and Dumb? And Other Asian are so Clever? Why aree yoouh a random person? Lool 

[TheHanatsukiHime]

@xkawaii45 dude...we are like sooo alike XD i'm asian but i'm dumb!!! >___< YADAAAAAAA lol

[comment816]

why do girlos always want to get their asses near my dick

[TheSiraaron54]

why cant cant i kill justin beiber

[woolensheep192]

LOL i got A+ for english... and im ASIAN XD

[ichibipier]

why can't i handle the heat even though im asian! >:O

i only handle the cold :D

[hyperpersons]

why is my ass big. oh wait! im brazilian.

hahaha.

[sea1kingston1rocks]

Why cant justin beiber die

[brizzlestick]

@sea1kingston1rocks wow...

[narutomaniac100]

why cant i look cool like you :D

why cant i breakdance like you?

why cant i get fat?!

[refel101]

y cant i get str8 a's wen im asian?

y cant ppl stop telling me 2 eat more?

[coolangel123456789]

Why cant I go visit my friend (hes a dude) without being called a slut?

Why can't ppl stop being racist?

Why can't cooties last 'till 9th grade?

Why can't chickens cross roads while repeatedly being asked?

(I believe chickens have the right to cross the road without being questioned)

[n031ita]

y cnt i use a kunai =/

[TheMegaBlees]

why cant i be asian wait im asian... lol

[kawaiionnanoko97]

Why can't I be Asian FFS!! :@

Why can't I have an asian Boyfriend??

Why can't I be good looking??

[x2xfreakx2x]

Why can't i drive bc im asian?

[xianxiu]

why do all boys that like me are from south windsor, mount druit and east kurrjong? by the way those places are holes

[seul2soul4u]

Why can't I have straight As?

Why can't I have money to spend on conventions?

Why can't I have been born a boy?

Why can't I remember my past?

Why can't i stay up for more than 24 hours?

Why can't I have a cat?

Why can't my parents be nice to each other?

[TheEmolee15]

Why can't I be asian? being black is well....ok

Why can't my ex stop being a dick for no reason?

Why can't I get straight A's like before when I was young? (oh because i go to ips indianapolis prison system it may be indianapolis public school but its hell)

Why can't I stop drinking arizona tea? (Its too damn good)

[miamelodies]

Why can't I just be born a female? OR why can't I not be gay..... I'm totally hating myself.

[saq78642]

Why can't I have a hot little sister to fuck in the ass?

Why can't I shove two dildos up my ass at the same time when I'm a straight guy?

Why can't I be the real barney?

[KyleX3Art]

why cant only one girl like you? instead of dealing with like 5 or even 8 girls liking you man...

[asmooth305]

Why arent there asians in most schools that shuffle ^_^ and chill

[hawkeblust13]

why cant people go shoping for coffins for their loved ones as a birthday gift..... suprise!

[nidroc2502]

Why can't you be bad. :-)

[2iRJessi]

Why can't i be ugly LOL D:

[missy71994]

why can't i go to bed earlyer?

[Inufreak991]

Why can't I get an A in English when it's my first language AND I'm a cracker!

[ABheartsNJ]

why can there be hot koreans in my naighborhood....i mean really its unfair

[Azopolo]

why can't there be hot asian girls in my town even though im white -_-

[kristina43eo]

why can't all the cute Asian guys live in one town. Oh right I LIVE 2mazillions miles away!!!!!! Dx

[brokenhabits]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS PEDOBEAR RIGHT! ITS NOT PEA-DO-BEAR! ITS PEH-DO! SO MANY DUMB PEOPLE SAY YOUR A PEA-DO! ITS NOT PEA-DOPHILE ITS PEH-DOPHILE!

[Matteger23]

why cant i get a ps3?

[zydnaay]

why cant people be more peacful with eachother? lifes to short to be angry and to be anything but happy :DD

[gfergegr]

why can't math solve its own problems

[IsabellaKarnevalx]

Why can't I just stop watching ur vids. Does that count?xD