Pouring Haterade on Cute Evian Roller Babies

[greenjeffy]

amen Jayar, tell it!

[gatskillz]

jr jackson is sooooo right.

[crackerz99]

i hate this commercial, it freaks me out, it makes me uncomfterble, god damnit, its weird. this commercial alone may have swayed my decision, i am never having a child.

[vincijam]

This is a great example how so much people in the media shouldn't be there due to the lack of intelligence. Stupidity is the best character of this show!

[vincijam]

This is a great example how so much people in the media shouldn't be there due to the lack of intelligence and stupidity also With no sense of creativity!

[Crystaller]

There's a lot of republicans huurdurrr im funna!

[Robinwingardh]

and wtf is that name, young turks ???? stupid as hell

[Robinwingardh]

omg fucking idiots, fucking crap show,.

[tctheunbeliever]

If this pisses you off, you'd better skip the Superbowl.

[glisx1]

Well no shit No WAY Cenk

[Penguinz13989]

evian backwards is naive.

[retard6987]

@Penguinz13989 that's a trip and 3/4. :$

[Vanya45ACP]

Creepy spider babies, whats in that water heavy metals? Horrible...

[704gyrl]

all you people need to take a laxative, it's a freakin commercial, how bitter and angry can you be to sit here and waste that much time and energy talking about how much you hate cute babies!

[DeagleBeagle]

yeah seriously what did this have to do with water? nothing, they are just trying to appeal to someone whether their commericial is relevant or not.

[TheBeast519]

WTF does that have anything to do with water?

[schmokay]

Wow, how did they teach those babies to skate so well?

[bobdrantz]

Ok, that commerical was pure nightmare fuel.

When are people going to learn that CGI people, even babies, are not cute? They're just creepy as all hell.

It's called Uncanny Valley. Look it up on TV Tropes if you want to learn more 'bout it.

[velocity246]

You cant argue with cuteness!

[madammao]

i'm a girl the advert sucks. dancing babies are old news done to death years ago

[AnniAwalia]

I am female and i fucking hate it. I hate it so much, it annoys the shit out of me.

[pucpimp]

Jayar's rationale is dead on

[AaronApolloCamp]

FAKE

[joetri10]

i said a hip, a hop, the hippie, the hippie

To the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie

To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

[kennymacdaddy]

Jayar Jackson totally kicks ass...even when he's serving up a tall cool glass of Haterade....

[EnhancementSmoker]

well said JR

[2ndvenus]

1 reason the ad should be banned, it gives pedophiliacs meterial. Who spends countless hrs moddeling&animating babies? I question the mindstate of those making these ads. This kind of ad is breaking the boundary of being unnecessarily detailed to wrong. Would you animate a mostly naked adult wearing a daiper to dance? You wouldnt, it CAN be done, but its horrifyingly unnecessary, most likely against the will of said adult or child of which these children have had no choice in participating.

[FuriousTealeaf]

its because thats what babies wear, and I would not say that was ''mostly naked''. Almost everything gives someone, somewhere fapping material, you cant judge things by that otherwise you wouldn't do anything for fear of ''giving someone material.''

[PrehensionGirl]

Well, the shoe commercials should be banned too then.

It's just material for people with foot fetishes.

[LyleFreewing]

They are babies in diapers with like sleevless shirts on. Come one thats not bad at all, It's a cute little ad. I mean if you think those should be banned, when they aren't even real, I think you would have to agree most ad's with babies then would have to be banned if this is going to far since most other ad's have babies in diapers with out shirts and they are real.

[bluesboy25000]

I think its adorable who cares if its fake. It's tv

[Faroc90]

WHAAAT HOW IS THIS NOT REAL?

[suroj]

Americans are so stupid that the French can sell them bottled water and name it 'evian'....which is 'naive' spelled backwards.

Calm down, it's a joke. Or is it?

[ffliz217]

lol I'm pretty sure Evian is a place.

[LyleFreewing]

That was funny.

[Atheistx82]

UGh... So many cute babies, dancing... Must... Reach for... Grenade Launcher...

[dangerouslytalented]

This video was a massive cynical fake grassroots video,it was given to thousands of bloggers in order to start a viral marketing campaign. Horrible.

[geminielf7]

omg from 2:46 to 3:04

Ana just looks at Cenk...

Look at her! SHE LOVES THE GUY!

[Dylaylow10]

ya you can actually see that lol!

[kiyacampbell]

yeah you can see it in her body language

[geminielf7]

LOLOL!!!!

Oh there fake?...

=(

If for SOME REASON my kids do this... i'd be like, "NO JUNIOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR STOP ITTTTTTT!!!!!"

[EyeLean5280]

I'm a woman but I'm with JR - I hate this crap, too, just like the Anne Geddes babies.

"I can't take it, I can't."

[nmurray126]

I believe, What about child exploitation, child labor laws. I'll never buy their crappy water.

[VeniceG5265]

The faces ARE from actual babies, but their bodies and everything else is obviously computer generated. (Watch the making of the video to see how many babies they used, even though it actually cuter than the commercial) Lol.

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

Whatr pisses me off the most is that youtube sometimes slips this evian commercial into the "related videos" at the right side of the page even when the video you were watching has absolutely nothing to do with roller skating babies.

There isn't even any clear distinction between the commercial link and the rest of the actually related videos.

How much do you think evian paid youtube to get that priviledge?

[AngryPirateProd]

I'm not anti-cute, but I don't like the CG baby thing when it's over done like that. Not a fan of the commercial, but I don't hate it. There are certainly more obnoxious commercials out there... I'm looking at you Geico.

[dustlandfairy]

So not cute. It's just creepy.

[MLoges86]

I am with Jayar! Very annoying little babies.

[PathogensQuest]

This commercial makes me want to punch myself in the face.

[ClaraReed]

I'm rating 5 stars based strictly on the title...and Ana's joke.

[kreskinkun]

Hm, Ana's got a point.  George Bush is an honest man, Jesus died for your sins, and babies can roller skate. Check, check and, ehhhh, check.

[upabittoolate]

actually W is extremely honest. he actually believed he was doing the right things. why do you think he was so stunned by the shoe thrower?

[VeniceG5265]

Lol.

[coryy650]

lmao @ JR

[FendenKrell]

theyre just so fake looking. not cute at all.

[antropoloscar]

do you know how many republicns are in this world?..lol,shes absolutely right

[cholorockabilly]

hahhhah so true freaking hate this commercial. DOWN WITH EVIAN lol

[hazydayz988]

this is so creepy

[slwfreez]

This is one of the dumbest commercials I've ever seen. There is nothing cute about it. It is absolutely annoying and a commercial that I would change each and every time it came on.

[tacobandit]

100% agree with Jayar! There's something that just doesn't sit right with me about exploiting human babies for their cuteness like that - like they're animals or something.

[megamarsvin]

I totally agree with Jayar on that one. Babies are cute when they do baby stuff not when they're made to look like adults. It's clearly contrived, focus-grouped marketing bullshit.

[Staticnz]

Haha, Jayar is hilarious sometimes.

[weasprimus]

I'm with Justice Jackson on this one. Baby commercials like that are annoying and make no sense.

[MrSamidPtah]

Yes the commercial would have been a lot cuter if a large part of the break dancers were "BLACK" like in real life ... It's crazy how in the late 80's most Elder white didn't want their children involved in rap music period, but now EVERYONE has to have whites rapping & dancing using a culture that has absolutely nothing to do with them!

[8blkcat]

"Rapping has nothing to do with white culture?"

You mean it's "BLACK" like jazz music and rock & roll?!

[djanusia1]

rapping in not black people music it is music for the people

[hypnofan35]

Take something that is completely abnormal and try to make it cute. i must be in a bad mood because: This seems, by far, more creepy than cute. But like many things modern; creepy is fun. i hope it goes away. It is similar to baby investor on line. It is a WTF moment; may its creators come to a smart end. Maybe i could get used to it, but i doubt it.

[Fred13B]

New Jacks comin' ta SCHOOL these OGs!

[mert828]

I hope noone's trying to put their babies in roller skates.

[nerdelicious5]

It's creepy to see them dancing like adults

[ddamico3]

this show should be retitled "the dumb fucks". that would be more appropriate.

[beeshor1]

I loved it when Ana said, "Are you kidding, do you know how many Republicans there are in the world?", when replying to the question, "Do you think anybody's dumb enough to believe it's real?". Ana is not only attractive, she's also very witty.

[TheDystopiaInside]

Why does this commercial give me the urge to put a baby's head next to a sidewalk curb and kick?

Oh and evian is naive spelled backwards.

[megamarsvin]

So true.. You have to be damn gullible to pay for bottled water in a country where 99% of tap water is of excellent quality.

[bahamiangreek101]

I agree megamarsvin 100%!

[FitoSaav]

Spell Evian backwards...

XD

[Joxman2k]

LOL at Jayar hatin on babies :D

[acebunny17]

But thats like no possible or is it?

[albee1000]

JR, if you don't like this, you definitely want to avoid the Baby Genius movies.

[eyesack9]

that commercial freaks me out

[nilbud]

ALL advertising is aimed at women

[matereymate]

im with J-R on this one

that is so annoying

[drumguy2007]

his initials arent "JR" his name is actually "jayar"

[matereymate]

yeah

but J-R is easier xD

[kikomi888]

watch my new verison of this evian commercial with sense

dancing babies vs transformers by kikomi

[will0ughby]

rip of the etrade baby! never forget

[modemmack]

The only offensive thing about this ad is that it's trying to sell water transported across the world like it's something special.

[GrownupPhan]

Sorry Cenk, but my guess is some meth head has already strapped skates on his kid to find out.

[unabomberman]

Stay strong Jayar! Don't give an inch man! EVAR!

[chris3325]

That commercial is creepy as fuck

[julian7650]

Ready to have a baby Cenk?

[fab006]

Ha, I just thought it was a funny ad, I liked it. Cute, too, yes :P

[201curzonst]

JR, I'm a woman and I totally agree. Real babies are OK, CGI babies are creepy.

[sickwititty]

they are based off real babys, its like making you do things you didnt actually do.. not that im on the babys side, BUT

how creepy can it be? real babys are okay.. so youd rather have a commercial of babys screaming and shitting themselves rather than rollerskating and doing other things that people find cute in babys real or not??

[burntonion05]

What is most disturbing is listening to people gush about how cute they are. I didn't want to watch that ad and thanks to this channel I did. Hated it

[icecool1065]

Oh, cos men dont drink water?

What you on about?

[cladia83]

im a woman and i think it's creepy

[Chubearishere]

Jayar KILLED ME WITH THAT XD

.. but fuck it! I love shit like this. I was jamming to it and pumping my fists when those babies were pulling off those moves.

Come on, that was simply too damned adorable not to love lol This ad is going to be stuck in my head all day now *walks off and dances to music and cute babies dancing in my head*

[jtilak]

strangely, scientists have discovered that the effect of evian on your body is EXACTLY THE SAME as the effect on water on your body

[fangorn23]

I'm with JR too. seriously, its like those super-sexy Burger King commercials. You're sitting there going "I know real women dont eat their burgers like this, and I get it. they're sexy. lets move on now people. I'm not a moron."

same thing here. "I get it, the babies are cute. ooh look the evian makes them feel good. I get it. move on."

[writofmandamus]

those babies are more disturbing than cute to me

[TheWiseCommenter]

the reason babies are cute, is because they don't act like adults. they act like fat little animals.

when you make babies do things that adults do, they are NOT cute. they look like fat little adults who are severely RETARDED. it's just disgusting.

[chairde]

Real babies are nasty little fuckers. They stink, shit and cry.

[kwatson813]

So did you when you were a baby.

[chairde]

Cry, shit and piss. I raised four babies and I know what the reality is. Babies are a lot of hard work and sleepless nights.

[harr77]

Stupid worse cgi ever!

[123MCMG]

"r u kidding me u kno how many republicans there r?" LOL

[bored2tearz]

xD xD

nice

[kendrickdk]

dancing babies are weird

[Chubearishere]

Normally I'd agree but I dug this one... is dug the right word? FUCK IT! I DUG IT! XD

[oyshema]

i'm with J.R. here, and i am a woman for the record. i almost didn't watch this video, but the "pouring haterade" comment changed my mind.

[highway234]

and wasn't it worth it? he's usually so low key, i love it when he flies off.

[ZennLa13]

Ugh... bottled water is just tap water. Selling water in bottles should be prohibited.

[maxamojaxamo]

so..wasteful...must buy...erg..

[Aerosteon]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates dancing babies.

[ERoBB1]

Digging the hair Ana.

[Clembo]

babies aren't cute. Now baby penguins, they're cute!

[theblahs]

babies are so weird looking.

[craze1708]

i always thought his name was JR not jayar lol

[jaroncreed]

Palin was outraged that those babies were put in dangerous positions. She had a speech on it a few days ago.

[Snowgoon901]

That commercial is anything but "cute"

[Solypsys]

Evian is fucking expensive shitty water.

[bobzilla211]

it enrages me. it is horrendously tacky as well. how do people get past that?

[SquallCloud]

That commercial is horrifying especially when they all jump on the gate coming at me trying to eat my face off or something. *full body shutter*

[JerkyChid]

Give your baby only water... they'll be geniuses...

[3dbeing]

How dumb is Ana? LOL!!!

[snaxel3971]

that commercial was laaame. i think babies are cute when they act like babies, but WTF!!!

[moulingalette]

There are very few things in life that cause immediate anger in me, but computer animated babies doing unrealistic things is one of them.

[Archael2]

Anna Kasparian = gets better every episode

mad props and all that

[randycash39]

that was cool

[Karstendag]

ive seen this

[xheartshapedglassesx]

Evian backwards is "naive"

[FeloniousDrunk]

Wait, that commercial was fake??? :-P

[franksnow79]

It's a niche ad aimed at women who remember, and can't stop reminding the rest of us, about an episode of 'Ally Mcbeal' from 14 years ago.

[brukins]

LOL Jayar is funny!

[EziekielNightwind]

Sex doesn't sell anymore. The RESULTS of sex sells.

[MrShaneVicious]

Lame commercial

[MRbumshack]

for the record, i am pro-rollerskating babies

[Propagandhi900]

Creepy shit man.

[Revoltingsheeple]

This creeps me out for some reason, but I can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's the botch job they did attaching the babies' heads to those bodies. The resulting 'floaty' effect makes me feel uncomfortable.

[Shadowlit001]

it was ok untill they jumped on the fence, that was just crazy

[markvanslam]

Im goin with reverend jackson on this. It makes me feel a little uncomfortable for some reason.

[canadianeh24]

i ABSOLUTELY agree with Jayar. when it was on youtubes main page i was completely annoyed with it. ppl just think its cute cause its babies doing stuff

[lebaneseameer]

I agree with Jayar!! Why my cousin sent this to me.....I have no idea!! I love babies....but natural babies....not that CGI shit!! I mean, it was an ok commercial.......but it's something that you should just watch on your own...not have some chick send it to you!! lol

[megamarsvin]

The main point I hate about videos like this is having kids behaving like they're adults. It's the same thing when they have "cute" 8 year olds dancing to Britney Spears songs. It's unnatural and it's not cute at all.

It's the opposite of cute, it's contrived and creepy.

[Gerafix]

Those are demon babies. Surely they are directly from HELL, because it exists.

[Smorfty]

For once I agree with Jayar 100% :O

[ThatguyNice]

I really understand Jayar's point. If you saw that in real life, you'd run away fast, before they attack you with their unnatural demon-possessed abilities.

[epsilon8998]

Those babies were scary as hell. Most non-cute things on the planet

[newmanfrigan]

Babies are not cute. Throw em' in the incinerator, I say.

[RastaBwoy]

Disturbing.

[seether18]

2:57

[pookabun]

Totally creepy. Not cute. I hate it when ad people decide to do "babies doing grown up stuff".

Yuck.

[MarkOates]

Jayar 100%

[canadaguy666]

cute sure. but i'd still never buy fucking evian.

[RezzaNL]

So This ad suppose to make woman buy bottled water? It looks wierd to me.

[greatgames148]

commercials are always weird advertising stuff

[TheFunkyDomination]

The song sucked

[Doodybooty3k]

That song is a fucking classic.

LEAVE THE HALL!

[ccrider0217]

i'm with you jayar, that commercial was wack as all hell. those babies are not cute. cute is that baby in the youtube video giving the 'evil eye'. that's awesome.

[volcombillx3]

I love how Jayar is always portrayed as heartless

[ezzo9009]

if you are getting manupilated by this things your a retardt it wasnt cute it whas scary

[R3dp055um]

I'm totally with Jayar.

Of course I see why people find it cute. Because it is brutally manipulative.

It plays shamelessly on our instinctive, hard-wired response to small children. A response honed in us by a million years of evolution.

This gross manipulation of human nature in pursuit of naked profit is simply unethical in the extreme. It starkly illustrates one of the most subtle cruelties inflicted on modern society by rapacious corporate greed.

[narezul]

its fake its all fake theyre computer made so theres nothing to say is cute and i dont like people attempting to pander to me or peddle their products by manipulating what i think is cute ,including ads that use sex to sell,which is a much better show and usually real.....ish, but still cant completely assuade my ire from an attempt to manipulate me into liking some product by making me think; cute babies, nice tits,god that guys ripped,or the worst its just cool

[malkalevadom]

This ad annoys me for 2 reasons:

1) the emotional manipulation and cynical use of something that is innocent and shouldn't be in a commercial (same thing for slightly older children in ads - especially products like junk food).

2) I understand that the main customer base for the company is women. Well then, I as a woman don't appreciate having my intelligence insulted by using CG babies breakdancing on roller skates thinking I'd buy Evian because "all women want to be mommies". BULL CRAP!

[seestickglue232]

Babies aren't cute anyways. They look kinda weird IMO...Dog babies, now that's cute. Cat babies...Meerkat babies, all cute. Human babies? Kinda weird lookin

[Sorgutentarer]

Disgusting..

[Richardgwm]

Do you know how many Republicans there are in the world?

[Andjealous]

Annoying and what the hell does that have to do with bottled water.

[thetotalvidwatcher]

puts me in a bad mood too. So does the e-trade commercials, and the hahaha youtube clip where the baby laughs to his father's wierd noises. I can't stand babies- animals are twice as cute!

[CocoMac877]

the advert is evian- live young,

so in that way it makes a bit of sense

[zowxon]

God damned babies. Now I'm going to be in a bad mood all day long. Thanks a lot, assholes.

[lily1235]

it's wired and scary

[mynameisbobtoo]

It's creepy. I hate this ad.

[FireRoseX5]

I'm a woman and I love water but this is CREEPY and doesn't make me want the water lol. It's almost cute but more confusing and annoying.

Cenk, I disagree, a beer ad would have been SOOO much funnier. :)

[kahanyah]

Ana has beautiful hair

[jsb1cfc]

its just a fun light hearted video, im sure it wasnt made to provoke serious debate lol.

[jurgislv]

i fucking hate babies

[jackhartcup]

evian backwards anybody?