I once got high with a friend on evening. I went back home alone and the day after when we met, he told me that he saw a fuckin chicken in his bedroom before he slept ! Actually he was also drunk.
a friend of mine has a story about him getting so baked off his ass that he fell asleep and started sleep-driving a lawn mover down the highway buck naked.he made it a mile down the highway till a cop that was following him woke him up.lmao
this vid jus confirms that weird stuff happens to you when you get high!!!! me and my mate got stalked by a fox the other night :| no-one believes these things ACTUALLY happen.
@TheFadeNotts Shut up! (i live in the city) and my parents were out of town once and i got really baked and when i was trying to fall asleep, something i thought was a dog howling woke me up, it was weird because my neighbors don't have any pets and it didn't shut up so i looked out the window and there was a wolfdog sitting in the curb facing my room howling.
@TheFadeNotts DUDE I know! This guy walked down the street carrying a yellow raft while I was hella baked and was just like WTF and no one believes me! Also I saw a woman walking her llamas in an intersection while me and my friend were in her car and we both saw it but STILL no one believes us!
AHHHwaaahhh *Hehe* Awww fuwhk wut tha Fuwwhk ninja.. Jumped owwt rite at me due, idk if I got it it scared me. wut da fuwhk due, squuirel is ninja due it just.. God u almost got ravies from that squirrewwl it came after me due!
@SegSnipe44 haha hilarious, you're saying that just because I play skyrim, im a virgin, well, since you're black, im going to presume you just love watermelons, KFC and robbing shops. I'm not your brother
"Ohaaahhwahha! Ohh fucckkk. What the fuck that thing just dropped right out at you.I don't know if i got it, it scared me. What the fuck dudeee that fuckin squirrel just ninja'd you dude. It just ninja'd you. Oh my god, you almost got rabies from that squirrel. It came after you. It hit me right here. It hit you?... Yeahhaha it was like"
HAHA THIS so ME AND MY FRENDS TYPICAL DAY XD :D:D just messing around stoned XD dont get me wrong, were at high school so we actually doin something else too :D
what the fuck dude that thing just jumped right out ar you, im not sure if i got it cuz it scred me, what the fuck dude, that squirel just fucking ninja'd you dude, it just ninja'd you. oh my god you almost got rabies from that squirrel, he came after you
"wtfffff djsajfc rsdgjv irfjncgv efdx gbvrdfx ci dont know if i endgfvj erfdxcgjv but it scared me djedsjgvktrdf gb vtrifgkbrntfdb ninja duuuudeehhh reidsgnvtrfkdc"
@MagicTurdd little bitch looked at your profile and you left negative on every video you hater hate life you wont contribute to society much when you suicide
you can't tell me that they don't smoke
2020rikki 9 hours ago
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byL4R5 2 days ago
hahahahhhaha
kronosbud99 3 days ago
LMFAO
TheLittleBallOfHate 4 days ago
thumbs up if gay homo fag sent you here
MrShwinny 1 week ago
Ninjaaaaago!
TheAtomBomb10 1 week ago
dude alert.
maldobostero12 1 week ago
Do people realize how stupid they sound when they're high?
volunteer3205 1 week ago
@volunteer3205 they don't sound stupid they sound like they are high, fuck it... drunkards sound stupid... but whatever
H0spitaller 5 days ago
"OHMEGOD THEE NINGEA SKWIRUL JUST JUMPD OUT ND ATTACKED YU, NNJA SQURL!" is all I heard.
jjjohnson667 1 week ago
Robin Williams :p
TheWorldOfWill 1 week ago
HOLY SHIT SHAGGY AND SCOOBY DOO :D
ednusi 2 weeks ago 3
"Hey Scoob, I think that squirrel like ate all our scooby snacks!"
nonameroo 2 weeks ago 4
I used to get stoned like these guys, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Trey4yer 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@Trey4yer Get the fuck out.
Beholderification 2 weeks ago 2
Yayyy Frederictonnnn!
Katthebear1990 2 weeks ago
That squirrel just Ninja'd ya dude!
neilk500 3 weeks ago 7
I once got high with a friend on evening. I went back home alone and the day after when we met, he told me that he saw a fuckin chicken in his bedroom before he slept ! Actually he was also drunk.
MrJohnMaclane 3 weeks ago
a friend of mine has a story about him getting so baked off his ass that he fell asleep and started sleep-driving a lawn mover down the highway buck naked.he made it a mile down the highway till a cop that was following him woke him up.lmao
burn19ballz 3 weeks ago
The other guy sounded like he was talking while he was jizzing in his pants.
viksam009 3 weeks ago
duuuuuuuuuuuuude ! ! ! ! ! ! !
excriminal1 3 weeks ago
That one guy sounded like he had smoked marijuana.
MyEpicPhone 4 weeks ago 24
@MyEpicPhone are you stupid? read the title
somerandomutewb 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
@MyEpicPhone jeee i wonder y ?
bjstopic 2 weeks ago
@MyEpicPhone no shit
SeekFilmsTV 6 days ago
being stoned makes it that much more fun...
daboss5454 1 month ago
@daboss5454 I agree brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo<3
byL4R5 1 day ago
fuck i would have died when i was stoned and be ataked by a squirl
ChillerTv420 1 month ago
I bet it did that because it was getting into whatever they've thrown in there lol
TheNextPastrana 1 month ago
xD sweet vid man, you guys sound roasted lol
FatGanj420 1 month ago
Funny funny video guys
Junior48210 1 month ago
this vid jus confirms that weird stuff happens to you when you get high!!!! me and my mate got stalked by a fox the other night :| no-one believes these things ACTUALLY happen.
TheFadeNotts 1 month ago 55
@TheFadeNotts so true...
imTEHninja1 4 weeks ago
@TheFadeNotts Shut up! (i live in the city) and my parents were out of town once and i got really baked and when i was trying to fall asleep, something i thought was a dog howling woke me up, it was weird because my neighbors don't have any pets and it didn't shut up so i looked out the window and there was a wolfdog sitting in the curb facing my room howling.
fjdiazb 3 weeks ago
@TheFadeNotts DUDE I know! This guy walked down the street carrying a yellow raft while I was hella baked and was just like WTF and no one believes me! Also I saw a woman walking her llamas in an intersection while me and my friend were in her car and we both saw it but STILL no one believes us!
nattlecakes 3 weeks ago
@TheFadeNotts all of the car accidents i have ever seen happen happened when i was high lol but ya weird things do happen
MCsempfi 5 days ago
NINJA!
Sycsa 1 month ago
whiteboy7thstreet?
Kino483 1 month ago
Squirrel almost got nuts
Avenger57100 1 month ago
u know its gonna be a good vid when its called " ninja squirrel vs. stoners"
TheSwaggydawg 1 month ago
your face god dammit xD
alex66876 1 month ago
whahahah that was awesome thumps up if you stoned bro!
royalKINGvidz 1 month ago
blajdeindia enskeosj SQUIIRLE desa IT SCARED ME sjdjisd[said the camera guy}
MrTheeverythingguy 1 month ago
You two are my idols. I understand how it feels after being shocked to go into a heightened sense of euphoria. Huzzaahhhh!
AlexeiKruskov 1 month ago
That's a real flying squirrel
Love2Laugh1218 1 month ago
That's the funniest yelp i have ever heard
lucaroggg 1 month ago
I used to be a squirrel , but then I jump a stoner in the face....
TheHejThere 1 month ago
Funny!
MissLalove123 1 month ago
Lmfao :D
Shorty4241987 1 month ago
AHHHwaaahhh *Hehe* Awww fuwhk wut tha Fuwwhk ninja.. Jumped owwt rite at me due, idk if I got it it scared me. wut da fuwhk due, squuirel is ninja due it just.. God u almost got ravies from that squirrewwl it came after me due!
Zarakoa 1 month ago
Funny
killerklown44 1 month ago
ha ha ninja squirrel
ninjasmurphs98 1 month ago in playlist Hilarious stuff
LOL it sounds like shaggy from scooby doo
TheScrubology 1 month ago
hey im like that...just without the weed <_<...is that bad
katja2skov 2 months ago
Lololololololol Watch with transcribe audio! :D
cowsanonymous 2 months ago
lol fucking squirrels man I swear there after people.
TheStonedTV 2 months ago
I'm here because of MTV Live.. the best!
daftpunker23 2 months ago
omfg xD hahahahahaha omg man it almost hit you
dakota825 2 months ago
Where's the rest of the gang?
rKesler123 2 months ago
Canadian stoners lol
eLLriDe420 2 months ago
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
goooober 2 months ago
I WANT SOME NUTELLA!
GokzTT 2 months ago
@thebestMW2player give me a break, by your user name u sound like a crack head wanna be teenager
ilikecheesesoups132 2 months ago
CAN'T WAIT TILL IM HIGH TO WATCH THIS!!!!!!
thebestMW2player 2 months ago
the dude filming has the default voice of a stoner
slimdeezee 2 months ago
LOL was i the only with the AD to the side of this video was about TALK TO FRANK :'D
ViventLeMoment 2 months ago
hands down, highest kid ever holding the camera..this is friggin great.
wonder what the rest of the video would be..just another 2 mins of the funniest shit you could ever hear
PaulieWalnutz09 2 months ago
I laughed so hard of this when i was high
watchSophie 2 months ago
I lol'd...sooooooooo much
DerHaifischmusic 2 months ago
REMIXX PLEASE
apollo14444 2 months ago
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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA "This fucking squirrel just ninja du-dude, it just ninja..."
apollo14444 2 months ago
shaggy
VACUMPACKEDWALRUS 2 months ago
0:10 xD the guy who is filming
AnOtherChoosenOne 2 months ago
press 6 for squirrel ninja dude auto tuner ^^
df5058 2 months ago
"This fucking squirrel just ninja du-dude, it just ninja..." ??? Fucking love the guy who commented this :D
HoffmannMoritz 2 months ago
press "2" for certain doom
kasp580a 2 months ago
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heatrn11 2 months ago
Lol too beast
ShikaMafia 2 months ago
OMG.. YOU ALMOST GOT RABIES :D
HoffmannMoritz 2 months ago
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butterlesstoast97 2 months ago
@butterlesstoast97 not funny
ShikaMafia 2 months ago
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butterlesstoast97 2 months ago
OMG TRANSCRIBE THE AUDIO!! It is hilarious!
cowsanonymous 2 months ago
Is the guy messing with the trash can name Allen ?
Sariahsboy 2 months ago
lol the guy talking is hilarious
summertime361 2 months ago
I used to be a stoner like you, but then I took a squirrel to the face
ADADMAN2 2 months ago 165
@ADADMAN2 Skyrim, anyone? Nice adaptation.
Venusvixen57 2 months ago
@ADADMAN2 I use to make skyrim jokes, then i got laid... you should try 'er out some time brother
SegSnipe44 1 month ago
@SegSnipe44 haha hilarious, you're saying that just because I play skyrim, im a virgin, well, since you're black, im going to presume you just love watermelons, KFC and robbing shops. I'm not your brother
ADADMAN2 1 month ago
@ADADMAN2 Actually yes, i do enjoy all of that stuff. Maybe instead of trying to get laid just try to be black for a day, its really a good time
SegSnipe44 1 month ago
@SegSnipe44 if you're saying i'm a virgin, i'm not, and i have made it to the top comments with that comment and I don't think you have with yours
ADADMAN2 1 month ago
@ADADMAN2 Wow you made it to the top comment and play skyrim! You must get laid all the time!
SegSnipe44 1 month ago
@ADADMAN2
you face god dammit
alex66876 1 month ago
@ADADMAN2 i used to like those jokes but then i grew up and matured
snakepoizenx 3 weeks ago
@snakepoizenx I made that joke a month ago when it was still popular
ADADMAN2 3 weeks ago
This is seriously, one of thee best if not thee greatest video currently out there on the internet.
RazorCutProductions 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
squaids
ProfessoreRiggi 2 months ago
he kinda like sounds like fogell from superbad
sagasa456 2 months ago
niggrs this is some funny shit lol
pineapple8b8 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Nice to see Shaggy keeping himself busy
AyoBingo 2 months ago 108
@AyoBingo lmaoooo YOU THINK HE SOUNDS LIKE SHAGGY TOO?! XD i thought i was the only one haha
CipotaxLoca 2 months ago
it stole there crack
ianreviews 2 months ago
ive been that ripped before man lol 4:20
313eminemfan 2 months ago
were these guys actually stoned? listen to them. hahaha
BKrandy4 2 months ago
imagine if he had punched the squirrel =)
bizarre37 3 months ago
"Ohaaahhwahha! Ohh fucckkk. What the fuck that thing just dropped right out at you.I don't know if i got it, it scared me. What the fuck dudeee that fuckin squirrel just ninja'd you dude. It just ninja'd you. Oh my god, you almost got rabies from that squirrel. It came after you. It hit me right here. It hit you?... Yeahhaha it was like"
^^ Exact translation of everything they say.
wildmn1095 3 months ago 5
Stoner is a hard language to master
8ruins0gone5 3 months ago 3
Im a stoner and i found of meaning of life in this video
MrSideswipe13 3 months ago 4
oh dude its nigja men it just jumped out men what stones
aj9653 3 months ago
So funny voice :D
Grenadier1 3 months ago
you guys should put subtitles so we understand a little bit better what you guys are saying
imab3ner 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Where's Scooby?
Snobollskrieg 3 months ago
I used to be a ninja squirrel too, till I got shot in the knee with an arrow.
Sinrius 3 months ago
@Sinrius what?
stevesteve22 3 months ago
OMG I gotta share this with my squirrely friends!
mythtree 3 months ago
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TyLeR9475 3 months ago
who would dislike
leblancbennett 3 months ago
That's awesome! You can't plan or make a video like that!
LavenderHoneyPancake 3 months ago
LMFAAAAO
"UUUUAAAAH!!"
Hekedotcom 3 months ago
hahaha this is the best video ever made. voice of a god
focusjaydiv 3 months ago
whatch from 0:25 the powerful squirrel ninja kick propels shaggy back..
mynameeisZANE 3 months ago
UUUAAAHH PThfjiijijiji woowphttdjaja wtf""ck dude!
katilinitalinda21 3 months ago
that was the most amazing voice ever. Read me a bed time story.
LucidDreamiing 3 months ago
o; is this the scooby gang in real life
skittle891 3 months ago
that looks like my cousin michael . hmm
GirlGamerGymnast 3 months ago
fucking squirrel is a ninja dude-DUDE, just-it just...
epicSOUPpr 3 months ago
Nice marmot.
jbturk 3 months ago
hahaha muito divertido.
tanomural 3 months ago
"i donnt kno if i got it. it scared me" --haha his voice soo makes this viid!!
itselizabitch 3 months ago
thumbs up if you got here from =3
funkynutz146 3 months ago
this guy sounds like shaggy
eeveeman10 3 months ago
this video is alsome when ur high lol
helment10 3 months ago
this is why i'm proud to be a stoner.
DualWield47 3 months ago 3
Everytime I watch this I want to get blazed XD
TrollinDuncan 3 months ago
HAHA THIS so ME AND MY FRENDS TYPICAL DAY XD :D:D just messing around stoned XD dont get me wrong, were at high school so we actually doin something else too :D
uniikkiz 3 months ago
0:15 keep clicking
mindreader67 3 months ago
what the fuck dude that thing just jumped right out ar you, im not sure if i got it cuz it scred me, what the fuck dude, that squirel just fucking ninja'd you dude, it just ninja'd you. oh my god you almost got rabies from that squirrel, he came after you
austinerf 3 months ago 2
Too bad Google translate can't translate something that's not even real words :(
Gurkmassa 3 months ago
fucking hilarious!!XD
VMM3996 3 months ago
awww someone else got the top comment for saying something about shaggy :c it....makes....me.....MAD! *BOOM*
doggygir97 3 months ago
" Euuargargggghhhh!!! gneuuitwasthefuuugnagnegnagengandit scared me! "
Haha this guy isn't human
Exhodius 3 months ago
Fkn. Stoners
tribaltroll21 3 months ago
so, this is what y heard
"wtfffff djsajfc rsdgjv irfjncgv efdx gbvrdfx ci dont know if i endgfvj erfdxcgjv but it scared me djedsjgvktrdf gb vtrifgkbrntfdb ninja duuuudeehhh reidsgnvtrfkdc"
burnstare 3 months ago
U saw the stoner when the squirrel jumped off his body!!!! Omg!!
Imanilove2 3 months ago
His scream is hilarious!!! Lmfao!!
Imanilove2 3 months ago
lsten, i just saw this video and i dont know why but im humgry right now....
A10S1000 3 months ago
stupid ass stoners. never going to contribute anything useful to society...
MagicTurdd 3 months ago
@MagicTurdd little bitch looked at your profile and you left negative on every video you hater hate life you wont contribute to society much when you suicide
COMEDOWNJUSTCOMEDOWN 3 months ago
@MagicTurdd And you are?
mikel429 3 months ago
@MagicTurdd What an idiot. not because youre a stoner you dont do anything.
fred123212 1 month ago
Their voices are what makes this video funny
gamefan228 3 months ago
Lmfao! That squirrel neva gets old!
Imanilove2 3 months ago
hahahahahahaa
OrIGInalPyRO 3 months ago
the squirrel must of farter when it came out with is ass
kevengohan11 3 months ago
they are so freaking stoned that i don't know how they is still alive
catiscoollovefriends 3 months ago
xDD
GlitchxCity 3 months ago
Hahah this is awesome !
demode85 3 months ago
the camera guy sounds like shaggy from scooby doo
strykerdude23 3 months ago
if i was stoned and this happened to me i would be dead
TheF2TheInnian 3 months ago
That squirrel trained under Bruce Lee.!
icecoldchaser21 3 months ago
how this squirrel punches 234978234 times per second
JtotheAKOB 3 months ago
I love how all of his words was like one big sentence xDD lmao
PandaBaby018 3 months ago
i want to be a stoner now
NoMoreNiceGuy1 3 months ago
I'm stoned right now and this is by FAR the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. And the way you all talk makes it so much better!
chrisloveskarson 3 months ago 2
SHAGGY!!!!! WHERE'S SCOOBY DOO????
THEMOSQUITO13 3 months ago 2
Were these guys actually stoned?
x420xTexas 3 months ago 15
@x420xTexas obviously haha why would we lie?
tikTOCKstop 3 months ago 32
@tikTOCKstop what we're you smoking? what type of weed?
peteristehbest 3 months ago
@x420xTexas Lol I feel you . It's funny how the most random shit happens to you when your high!
x420xTexas 3 months ago
@x420xTexas its pretty obvious lol
slarbiter 3 months ago
@x420xTexas You can definitely tell by how they're talking.
PvtSkittles12 3 months ago
I'm surprised the guy with the camera could hold it steady. :P
HolyShizNits154 3 months ago 13
@HolyShizNits154 its cause were filmmakers in real life haha this was just an accident and because we film everything, we got this on camera
tikTOCKstop 3 months ago 20
wtf he was hkmegifiihiyihiti that ninja gbrwjtithejfrhfdjejdf khahahahahahahahahorfkjgigfjtkjhogk
angel123134 3 months ago 2
wtf dude, fcking squiwel is a ninja dude dude just ninjadude
fluffypopje 3 months ago
How do you think, they smoke marijuana? :D
kazkoks 3 months ago