O&A - Horrible Old Metal Music. (Including Videos!)

[mikemalibu1]

These guys are total fags! Bald ugly losers,all these guys they are making fun of,are all very successful,and wouldn't take a shit on these voids! As a matter of fact I wouldn'teven waste my time pissing on these cruds!

[markymarkbb]

That second video is so fucking metal

[eastbaybochat]

haha it's anthony singing at 6:42

[eastbaybochat]

"almost bald with perms" wat the fuck is Danny cackling at Jimmy just described him to a T

[Perdomom]

messiah marcolin made me laugh. its trying to be so hard

[ReximFavor]

I don't like metal but this is still better than black sabbath

[RolandDeschain1]

Man, I'd watch a weekly show of these guys ripping on shitty 80s metal videos.

[xxxserialxxx]

The dude in the middle at 6:44 looks like a hair metal Ant.

[FuckingStanz]

have these dumb asses seen trailer park boys?

[mattjindrak]

Oh my fuckin god the Roth stuff is making me cry lmao.

[mattjindrak]

Anthony at 6:44.

[alastairmctavish]

Candlemass fucking rule.. but Messiah Marcolin does look like a fool in that video, probably part of what made it so awesome

[Dionysus187]

who the fuck listened to metal for the fucking videos? Now I think of it I can't think of s single song that is both good and is accompanied by a good video. Every good video I see is usually accompanied by some shit song and every good song has some douche chill video. I love metal but that hair-metal horse shit from the 80's needs to be wiped from existence and memory.

[MrAtishraja]

Heavy metal music has THE most embarrassing videos, album art and lyrics xD

[wannabesedated00]

@MrAtishraja nothing has worse lyrics than rap music

[MrAtishraja]

@wannabesedated00 except metal xD

[wannabesedated00]

@MrAtishraja since you won't look for it yourself... "eyes connect speach neglect we coldly walk away a thousand thoughts a million minds a vocal box and a set of eyes gifted with vision communication yet overwhelmingly blind" ...if you can't find worse lyrics than that i would love to know what kind of brilliance you're into.. the band is called dystopia the songs called ruptured silence, they're a sludge metal band.. i'm not saying metal can't be stupid..just not all of it

[MrAtishraja]

@wannabesedated00 THOSE are good lyrics?? Holy shit, that's like a 15 year old's bad poetry lol 'eyes gifted with vision communication' xD

[wannabesedated00]

it's not brilliant just better than rap.. anyway it's written " a vocal box and a set of eyes. gifted with vision, communication, yet overwhelmingly blind.( as in and communication...not.." eyes gifted with vision communication. ")... i'm grasping at straws and losing this argument horribly. take care.

[MrAtishraja]

@wannabesedated00 i thought metal had the funniest lyrics but your explanation is even funnier xD

[wannabesedated00]

6:45.......ant?

[mattjindrak]

@wannabesedated00 YES! I can't believe none of them acknowledged that.

[wannabesedated00]

also for any black metal fans who don't know, at the end of the candlemass abortion(music video) you'll notice a young post mayhem Per "Dead" Ohlin doom dancing alongside messiah and a few other metalheads... it's the only part of the video i didn't laugh hysterically at

[wannabesedated00]

the hair glam faggot poser arena rock of the 80's wasn't metal....that said, unfortunately the candlemass video which was real metal is fucking atrocious......jim should have probably sat this one out though, his taste in music is beyond bad

[MindstormEDM]

@wannabesedated00 Yea Yimmy does have horrible taste in music, Kiss and Ozzy and...that's it lol

[wannabesedated00]

@MindstormEDM thing is i LOVE sabbath almost as much as he does he just takes it to a point thats ridiculous...and yes kiss is the worst piece of shit "metal" band to ever flaunt their big gay 80's haircuts.he comments on the first pile of shit video as if the problem with it is that there arent enough over rated hacky loser hair rock guys. "wheres motley crue?".... really?

[bojanks15]

ths isnt funny

[OzzyFan87]

That Candlemass video SUCKED!!! Just one observation, who takes a casket to a grave WITHOUT A HOLE IN THE GROUND TO PUT IT IN!!?

[amir2e]

Fucking long ass annoying solo.

[joelberggren1]

Jimmy is so wrong. You can say anything on CBC. Show tits too.

[marlboroman1985]

"Hear n' AIDs"

[TheMillerJA]

The thing is most of the people now laughing were the ones waiting on line to see this crap live. Years from now people will be saying how bad Lady Gaga is but they are the ones worshipping her now.

[Metallica121486]

The way the lead singer and his girth enter the scene at 10:15 is unbareably funny. I almost vomited.

[UFCfanboy7898]

ughhh i cant even listen to candlemass at all because of that stupid video. just the thought of eddie trunk singing is bad enough for me XD

[Shargrailar]

Faggots can't make me not say Faggot!

[dsriggs]

Steve Carlesi?!?

[MindstormRecs]

They missed Vince Neil in the huge supergroup, check off Motley Crue

[Marcusreed1993]

Candlemass is a very good band, but that video sucks.

[bloodhazard67]

that lee harvey oswald line had me rolling.

[broncodrew]

Wow!!! Didn't know Rosanne Rosannadanna had a music career...Candlemass sucks!

[AUSROTTENY2K]

8:50 10:50 11:16 16:19 lol

[BlunderCats]

hahaha i used to like van halen a lot, douche chills.........

[MrBRUCELEE98]

Awsome video..Thank you holic120...FUCK PC ASS FAGOTTS!!!!

[primeDecomposition]

**ounce**

[primeDecomposition]

And to think bands like The Smiths and The Primitives barely got an once of fame here in the States when all this hair-metal dreck was dominating American radio and MTV. As an American I just hang my head in shame; in terms of artistic taste Americans are DUMB AS SHIT. Fuck metal.

[chanceie12]

i watched that vh1 thing , god awful shite on there , no joke about 90 songs of the 100 were so shit and laughable.

[ghede13]

8:53 Holy shit, it's Murderface!!

[Snoofalah]

Dr. Steve Brule in a monk outfit singing pointless shit... Never thought I'd see that.

[Torgo1000]

The chubby lead singer of Candlemass kind of resembles Steve Carlisi aka Steven Carr.

"Yesss! You are bewitched by the black light of the pendulum!"

[FuckingCameron]

@Torgo1000

"YESSSS, RUN TO THE HILLS, RUN FROM YOUR WIFE

[MegaJoenobody]

Wow nice of them to toss in those pics of the drummers. Damned Diva lead singers.

[TheHawkdaddy]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[KTF0]

I'm laughing at the gratuitous longest solo.

I love Candlemass, but, that music video is absolutely hilarious.

[AttackMyAss]

Clusterfuck Guitar Solo

[satansson963]

What's the point of arguing with people on YouTube?

[BJZnRPZ]

"OK FAGGOT WHAT'S NEXT?"

[SSJ4Gongi]

god damn triple comment, sorry about that

[fpsexcellence]

Heavy Metal is the best kind of music. If you don't like it or dismiss it, you are NOTHING! You are scum. Go fuck yourself. Black Sabbath is better than ANY artist in the fucking history of the world. Fuck you if you disagree. You don't know SHIT.

5:15 "Who's Iommi?" ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! I hate O&A.

[scientific1982]

@fpsexcellence Shut up you little twat fart.

[fpsexcellence]

@scientific1982 way to put your birth year on your username like a douche. "Mr. 1982" 29 year old pussy shard.

[scientific1982]

@fpsexcellence Ah ha ha. Go fuck your crusty, ugly, skanky, cunt mother. Fag.

[fpsexcellence]

@scientific1982 go lick a menstruating dana kirkpatrick pussy. you cum gobbler

[SSJ4Gongi]

@fpsexcellence agreed, but jimmy said "where's Iommi" no who.

[SSJ4Gongi]

@fpsexcellence agreed, but jimmy said "where's Iommi" not who.

[JFBosox33]

6:44 Ant?

[zKronoz]

We've played that before.....yea I recall playing that.....

SHUT THE FUCK UP DANNY

[thefriendsociety]

I like all this shit

[welcomehome901]

Legally speaking, Canada has no "right to free speech". And neither does America if you look into it.

[HogsBoysMavsCards]

Craig Goldie played with Dio after Viv, good guitarist.

[MotherNikita]

I lost my shit at Roth's "Oh God, oh God, I'm running! ARRRGGGHHH!!!"

[WastedDaze78]

very well done... 2 questions, what program do you use and how did you get a video over 15 min on here, I did one the other day and it got rejected because it was over 15.. kinda pissed me off that I had two break it into 2 parts

[holic120]

@WastedDaze78 I use sony vegas for these and for real production work i use pro-tools. Youtube only allows certain people to upload videos over 15 minutes, i dont know what their criteria is exactly but it involves not violating copyright shit and having a certain amount of uploads/views i believe.

[xxxserialxxx]

@WastedDaze78 You normally have to upload a certain amount of videos before you can upload videos longer than 10mins.

[caesar349]

Nicely done again Holic120



[caesar349]

Nicely done again Holic120

[shashwati]

Whoa...8:53, dude kinda looks like Rob Tyner.

[JerFhilm]

Fucker looks like Quasi Modo.

[thefriendsociety]

for all this canada shit, they've never seen trailer park boys

[thefriendsociety]

man candlemass was badass when they first came out tho, I mean I never had a tv so I never knew how ridiculously they looked until I went to concert in seattle one time

[ConspectuMortis]

Too bad they stopped the Candlemass video right before the dance sequence. So bad. But Candlemass is good nonetheless.

[BronanTheGNARbarian]

AAAAAAAAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[TheDakota671]

8:54 Jack Black in the 80s

[constrictorbrother34]

@wdsftygt hey bro SABBATH OWNZ HALEN ANYDAY id rather listen to dio over that faggot diamond save anyday, he sold out after van halen and also van halen sold out, dio and the boys from sabbath never sold out

[SeeYouNextTuesday0]

Seriously, everyone in that Hear 'n Aid sounds the same.

[Quorthon1984]

lol'd @ the Tony Montana's sister part.

[likepolarity]

Geez, Jimmy really did a wild swing in the dark there about Canada. You'd be surprised what is banned here and there, while the ban is just flatly ignored anyway.

I love Jimmy anyway. He can tell me to fuck my mother, and no hard feelings.

[Sorcoral]

Several stations ran a money for nothing marathon as a result and there were no complaints from any of those.

[ShantyIrishman]

for a degenerate guy who loves trannies, Norton is a pretty smart guy

[kidscotch39]

Great post thanks!!!!!!1

[jhohcable]

Really awesome Canada bashing in this video also. :3

[cremetangerine82]

8:52-8:58 - I almost pissed myself laughing!

[adrastea]

Metal is tough to take seriously when you listen to spazcoregrindblackdeathjazz. Btw only about 8 months to go, set your Jocktober clocks! U kick ass.

[Mrmys1900]

7:35 I think Jonas Åkerlund directed that

[SeeYouNextTuesday0]

@Mrmys1900 Holy shit, that guy actually went on to do GOOD music videos!

[Mrmys1900]

loved it 

[GBPackersfan]

Holy shit the Stacy Keach bit is brilliant

And excellent job on syncing up the videos

[MrTbomb78]

i so feel like im in a episode of beavis and butt head

[SadMammal]

Anthony has Vintage Rich Vos hair

[TridentConstruction]

I love how he has to emote the lines...what is this a men @ work video?

[Coolio867]

I god damn love how every show has a Tony Montana joke.

[MoPapparani]

"Tony Montana's sister" made me laugh so hard...

...and you do deserve a thank you for this...

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Eh, it's two words out of a song. Who cares if they edit it, really?

[moakley]

6:44 i see Anthony cumia

[killustrator]

thank you for editing this shit. Phenomenal job man!

[glammmetal]

a lot of 80s bands were tacky but most 80s/90s music is way better than anything out today.

[CoolerKing37]

@glammmetal Back in my day, we didn't have no fancy alternative rock and confounded rap! We got power ballads and we were thankful by god! Now get off my lawn!

[Harshfate]

thanxs 4 da visual element lolz

[wdsftygt]

that little lesbian norton can only dream that sabbath could be as good as diamond david and the boys

[bluelinebull]

holy shit is that anthony at 6:44??

[mojoheroin]

@bluelinebull I believe you are correct sir or ma'am, fffffffrrrrrunnnnkiiiisss!!!!!­

[ultraviolencenin]

Dude you gotta upload some June your M'nt!

[holt2k]

AIDS blood gunked up all those metal videos.

[bvee10]

Looks like the love child of Ozzy and that faggot ass Gene Simmons.

[maddne0]

Candlemass fucking rules.

That being said, the video is horrendous.

[Demendred1605]

Now those are some bitching hairdos

[Harshfate]

@Demendred1605 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the 80s.... oh the 80s, JUST LET YA SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ^ ^

[Demendred1605]

@Harshfate

lol yea, the 80s. what the fuck were people thinking

[brutallyhonest123]

fagtastic