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  • playing MF3 and wanted to watch this vid for 50th time now

  • 1:25 - 2:05 The greatest thing I've seen on machinima

  • evry one to my channel for a spoof of this!

    and sub

  • My wife is cheating on you?

  • "My wife is cheating on you." Bwahahaha

  • gorillaz shirt <3 i have that :D

  • 84 people werent efficent how they put the cords

  • at 0:38 the title says mass effect but at 5:18 the books title says mass erect LMAO!

  • Thumbs up if you go through your life with a mass effect decision wheel in your vision allways

  • why the heck aren't you guys making any new episodes. I know that you are busy and all but c'mon! I love this series!

  • "You may be a captain but you still have privates. I say we hold our position."

    "DUDE! You punched me in the dick!"

  • My wife is cheating on you <<<< :DDDDDDD

  • NUKEMS COMING OUT SOON

  • LOL

    

  • It takes 2.. to TANGO SUCKA rofl

  • Where do you get the lazer phone. I want to give to my mother in law.

  • this video is fun. I love it.

  • I like your video.

  • Your video is very fun.

  • Thank you for sharing.

  • im gonnna hit you in the crotch

  • We need more peanut butter

  • my wife is cheating on you? why didn't he pick that choice?!

  • u got severed

    no i got served

  • @Thejibletz Ne he got sarged

  • no khail tht says massive errect :p uh, oh

  • HAHAHHAHHAH "you may be a captain but you still have privates" LOL

  • hahahaha did any1 else see the "where do babies come from?" dialogue option?

  • "I did it all for the cookie....."

  • "You may be a Captain but you still have privates."

  • My shields were always maxed out so i never worried about cover

  • 2:20 for the bobble head :3

  • At 4:20, you can see that Kovic is holding a spray-painted Mavrick Nerf Gun and Khail is holding a Nerf Pistol.

  • @techbeast34

    So they are. Good eye.

  • lol at 3:33 one of his options was my wife is cheating on you

  • is that the gorillaz rise of the ogre book in the background when there gettin shot at

  • @Bfratman no

  • we need more peanut butter xD 2:55

  • "It's like japanese tentacle porno up in here..." Ha!

  • Damn you got severed!

  • Where do babies come from?

  • Thank you. Your video is great.

  • dude you punch me in the dick ;DDDD

  • you guys should have made this an interactive sort

  • i have a mass erect

  • Omg hillarious, the way khail speak with ME2 chat

  • 2:39 where do babies come from?

  • "You may be a Captain but you still have Privates!" = best pun of all time!!!!

  • Nachos would have worked if it was dead rising 2

  • you may be a captain but u still got privates! haahahahahaaahaha

  • Halo reach ad...if i saw that many enimies on my radar I would shit bricks and quit the game D: .

  • hahaha i love mass effect

  • damn if i knew mass effect was that cool i would buy it earlier im gonna buy this

  • @fatkiller1000 best 40 bucks i have ever spent buy it

  • that shirt is fucking awesome

  • 0:47 THERE REALLY IS A GIANT TARANTULA ON HIS SHOULDer

  • @LuckyHyperG im sorry to disappoint you buddy but its hear !

  • LOL Japanese tentacle porn

  • @misomalu i don't watch that sort of stuff....no way.....never....ever.....hmmm­

  • @thecomputerist Me neither but the reference is funny

  • @misomalu of course it is...i'm just saying i don't watch that sort of stuff.....I DONT WATCH that sort of stuff, you don't get it do you ?

  • Gorillaz FTW!

  • At 5:05 it looks like he's got 3 lips.

  • i love these guys. They're so fkn funny.

  • LOOL u mite be a captian but u still have privates. :D

  • japanese tentacel-porn. lol :D

  • whats the soundtrack name in 2:54

  • mass erect rofl

  • MUFFIN TOPS!!

  • is kovic the guy who plays deadpixal in inside gaming.

  • @Zuez517 Yeah, can't you tell by the voice and sarcasm?

  • @Zuez517 yes, he is

  • LMFAO "You may be a Captain but you still have Privates"

  • @RtasVudamee yes

  • it takes two to TANGO SUCKA

  • LOL this is the best episode xD and thats hard to beat the others xD

  • we need more peanut butter lol XD

  • LOL!!!! I love how long it takes him to choose what to say.

  • What mass effect was kovic playing when he was poisoned?

  • @FinnFlame Mass Effect 1

  • @FinnFlame If that even was Mass Effect I know for a fact it wasnt the second one, I havnt played the first one though.

  • Kittens can now be 40% cuter now by being injected by the semen of a butterfly. LOL? WTF? BBQ?

  • LOL He really did have a turantula on his shoulder

  • I'm waiting on season 2...

  • He actually did have a tarantula on his shoulder

  • xD if mass erect was real, it wuld be the greatest best seller EVER!!!

  • HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

  • they should have made it so we can choose the options

  • <3 the shirt

  • commander is higher rank than captain, and I didnt get that from mw2 either. I always knew that

  • Mass Erect, kinda makes me think of shepard at an exotic asari strip club

  • You may be a captain but you still have privates lol

  • Love this show :D

  • star trek lol

  • Gorillaz Shirt FTW.

  • does anyone know where i can get a gorillaz shirt? haha i love em

  • My wife is cheating on you. LOL loved that

  • "you may be a captin but you still have privates" ROFLMFAOBBQONTOAST

  • mental note...record self laughing so it isnt so much work anymore

  • PC gaming ftfw

  • I love the game and that was just F***in Hilarious

  • Khail's facial expressions at 3:49, and 5:49 are pure GOLD! They're both greatness, and really talented.

  • gd god that was awesome, "You may be a captain but you still have privates" best line ever!!!

  • GORILLAZ!!!

  • Best episode lols.

  • you maybe a captain but u have privates!!! XD

  • Ep. 2 is my fav XD

  • Lol, look at the talking opportunities "Die pig!"-"Your mom"-"Where do babies come from?"-"We need more peanut butter." So great!

  • Y=-6/2x-1

    Graph it.Your on youtube.You got nothing better to do.

  • Hehe... Mass effect 1....  Classic game..... I should get Mass effect 2....

  • in the beginning the book says mass effect did u like edit the vid or smthn to make t say mass erect

  • "you may be a captian but you still have privates."

    lol my favorite part

  • "You may be a captain but we still have privates." Best line ever

  • ha Japanese tentacle porn

  • "WHERE U AT?"

    *Pew*

    "Oh God...I FDorget They Can Shoot Lazers Over The Cell Phone In The Future.."

    *Dead*

    XD

  • what episode did he dye?

  • @TheZombiegunner53 4 when kovic poisined his

  • @TheZombiegunner53 number 4

  • "You may be a captain but you still have privates"!!! Hahaha best bit!

  • mass erect lol

  • either mass erect or ass effect...

  • Mass Erect FTW!

  • ROFLOLMAO

    I love you guys.

    U are the real Arby n the chief.

  • HAHA you may be a captain but you still have privates XD

  • MY wife is cheating on you?

  • Kovic is using nvidia 3d vision glasses

  • pokeball!

  • hahaahah omg

  • omg i love gorillaz

  • haha realy bad cover system

  • hahahahahaha

  • ROFL @ 2:02

  • Damn you got severed!LOL Best part!

  • It takes two to tango sucka.

    I see what you did there.

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  • have you guys noticed from khails to do list is almost every episode stand point.

  • But, but, but...there was a tarantula on his shoulder. Something should be done about that...

  • i noticed this is the only episode that doesnt say "later on critical flaw"

  • epic awesomness

  • The guns dont shoot lasers, they shoot microscopic metal slugs and a very high velocity. They have a block incased inside the weapon, and the computer chips the material it needs off the block, and accelerates the round through using powerful magnet technology, much like the rail systems we use on floating monorails.

  • @xsonz2 Your An Idiot

  • @Kelleygarret technically its "youre" and look it the fuck up, its in the game.

  • @xsonz2 Its Not A Slugs Look At The Fucking Guide Or The Documents

  • @Kelleygarret "Slugs" are any projectile intended to be used in combat, weither its the slug on a bullet, the slug in a musket, or the slug fired on these guns. Slug is a broad term. The slug is the piece that serves no purpose but to be fired.

  • @xsonz2 I Know Slugs Are Only In Like 1 Special Weapon And Stop Discussing This Over An Critical Flaw Video And Play The Game.

    And Slug Is Another Term For "Laser" In An Ship

  • @Kelleygarret All of the guns shoot projectiles. Its in the codex.

  • Lol at the Mass Effect thingy magigy.

  • Sharp FTW!

  • nice!! hahah 4:45

  • You may be a captain, but you still got privates

  • another awesome episode :D

  • lol "I got tired of laughing so I recorded myself laughing."

  • I really love this show!

  • i like his t-shirt

  • lol all of you think thats a real mass effect book but look at it its a piece of paper wrapped around a book

  • But I love Mass Effect :(

    Meh its still funny anyways XD

  • hahaha there IS tarantula on his shoulder.

  • thanks sherlock

  • omg!!! that book was actually a halo book =D

  • @HaloKing3536

    It was a mass effect book.

  • you may be a captin but you still have privets XD

  • thats a redonculous house

  • 3:17 damn that did sound awesome

  • you me and the laser pistol, that was nice news

  • 3:20 OMG!!! its dead pixel!... when he's reading whats on that passage it sounds exactly like dead pixel.... hahaaa bitch finally found out who u r :_)

  • Critical Flaw is AWESOME!

  • "my wife is cheating on you"? epic!