Identity Theft - Should I shave or Let it Grow?

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

Do a search for beef curtains on youtube

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

Shave it off down to the shoulders

[stmk0]

Do both.

[kesel5588]

trim the sides. and keep the stache.

[omgpiggybank]

WAX IT THEN IT CAN NEVER GROW AGAIN

HAHA

[omgpiggybank]

u sound like jack black

AND I SAY HI 2 YOURE MUM AND HER OFFICE

HI!

[lunexor]

When I first saw your face, I thought an english accent would accompany your video. Instead, American. But thats besides the point. Who knows if he shaved it or not?

[maxfreshz]

lmao the part with the police officer is fucking hilarious

[fake182a]

Shave it. Maybe splash some holy water on it if you think it will help.

[xurrealism3]

SHAVE!!!!

[maty4587]

i think shave it...maybe get short haircut...shave ur head

[gablaaagh178]

you remind me a lot of will ferrell

[powerofdeath123]

so sorry about you lossing all your money

[sabrified]

it'd still grow after u shave it.. why not shave it and test if ya luck changes, well if not.. then let it grow again..

how bout that? o.O

yea.. sosimple -_-

[matto95]

poopy pie lol !

[XBasketCase1039X]

i totally broke out singing the same moment you did xD

[JSResponds]

You are Jack's Superstitious Belief, aren't you?

[smally280]

er dude it looks like u got pubes growing off your face shave it....

[sweetflavah]

i think next time you should grow it out and braid it - one on each side. kehehehe~

[peanarchist]

Looks like you've got back to the BEATALSE era with that groovy haircut and mustash.

[IanAttari]

OMG! Shave? I think not! Do not destroy that glorius gift from Zeus!!! You cannot blame the facial hair! Blame some other body hair and remove that instead. LET IT GROW IN THE NAME OF THE CLASH!!!

[vanawesome]

thanks, but.. a little too late. see "Demon possessed mustache / real life transfomer"

[IanAttari]

lol yh...yeah I did NOT notice that until IMEADEATLY upon posting (see my comement there)...OLMG I AM TALKING TO VAN!!!! If you ever get in the market for a henchman look me up. PLZ lol.

[vanawesome]

hmm, henchman eh? NO sir, I don't think i have any use for a henchman. But if I do, I now know where to find you! Thank you kind sir.

[ktzeroii]

you got VANOWNED! lol

[toejam1970]

well god darn it That would explain whatz up with my neighbour (with a u because i'm British) It's his stash It's possesed-right thats it i'm gonna burn his house down right now and blame it on my rather extreme hairstyle.....my hair made me do it

[vanawesome]

well, i think it's safe to say that your hair can be the blame for any sort of outlandish behavior.

[askmisscris]

shave and.. yeah, its shitty :P

[diaandis]

Let it grow!

[biblegirl7]

HAHAHA! The mustache is demon possessed. But I knew that. I should know! j/k.

[stephenpinon]

Keep the Moustache... Just trim those funny things that are dripping off the sides!

[RufioJJ]

Wow your coo coo cat. So where is Scott Biao hiding? Hmmm? I am part pirate, I can probably find a monkey that can take of his monkey pox! Keep up the radical.

[teed7]

shave off the bottom and grow a chin patch sort of like the "V" look. that would be bad ass

[Azz1991]

die demon 'stash!!!

[therearen0rules]

GROW IT

[StephanMorin]

I think you can choose for yourself...right?

But if I were you...I would shave it.

[MichaelPennell]

JUST IN TIME!!! Stick it out and let it grow!!!!

[TheFamousStacie]

grow groW grOW gROW GROW ! Not all can pull of a super cool stache like you.  If you got it flaunt it!

[waitsonthemoon]

that same thing happend to me a cop pulled me over for no headlights in brightest daylight... lucky for me I had my camera with me and I got out of my car in front of the cop and took a pic of the bright day and the sign that said "no turn on red 7 to 7" and after I took the pic I looked that cop right in the eye and said "see you in court" and he ripped the ticket up right there mutterd something to himself and sent me on my way... I laughed the whole way home.........stupid pigs

[vanawesome]

sorry it took me so long to see this post, didn't show up before. And, i dont even know why i needed to approve it. I haven't had to approve any of the other comments? WTF?

[NietzscheNu]

Me thinks Cordelia doth have good point, shave!

[curellasays]

If u want to get laid, shave it.

[ares713]

good point. shave it!

[NietzscheNu]

Ketchup is for french fries, what's up with mayo?

I'm going with mustard.

Stache stays!

[NietzscheNu]

XX Chromozone YouTubist say shave, sooo who you gonna listen to? Not me.

[NietzscheNu]

Balance Evil Stache by shaving back!

[NietzscheNu]

Eighteen S-Word (Hi VanMomson)hours on plane or in airports, $20 vouchers for really bad food, checked e-mail, must vote, must vote, voted 7 times in Cruzan Constitutional election, don't live there, Stache Stays, Stache Stays!

[rlepine]

Shaving the silly whiskers will surely save you from a sea of unsavory situations.

[vanawesome]

that's a lot of s-words!

[JDtheDJ2004]

did they put your steering wheel on the wrong side of the car??? lol Funny

[vanawesome]

I secretly want to be an australian... Mate.

[jpnearl]

Dude keep the 'stache. It's cool looking.

[vanawesome]

Dude, you're cool looking. Honestly.

[t3ch4]

Let it grow longer, then braid the 2 ends together.

[vanawesome]

oh man.. that could potentially be disaterous... each handlebar is already dangerously evil... just imagine what they could do if they joined forces.

[paulner3]

Dude, i say keep it. fight the good fight! it is a worthy cause! although the bad luck is undeniable..although i think the bad luck really started when Natalie removed the videos..whos fault is it now!?

[coldblooded2008]

If I were you, which I am not, as I am a chick with no mustache to speak of, I would shave it. I've seen such mustaches in real life, and soon, you'll unwillingly begin to save food in it. It could get pretty gross...

[vanawesome]

ah, yes.. the food strage stach. my dad has one of those.

[vanawesome]

food storage, i meant.

[RedFearTV]

I get food caught in my beard all the time.

[pacgem]

The stash makes you look like a psycho (in a good way)

[vanawesome]

I, am an excellent psycho. Thanks for the afirmation!

[Samostorm]

Shave it! I am so sorry to hear about all the shitiness that has befallen you this week.  It seems to be possessed by evil rhyming demons. As cool as the rhymes were they are still demons. Shave it!

[vanawesome]

i'll miss the rymes... that's for sure.

[Samostorm]

It is ok. :( We will all miss them. But hey think of it like this. You can't ryhme if the demonic beard gets you killed, right? Shave your life! ...ok that was stupid.

[GrimsFedora]

Dude, shave half of it. Seriously, this will bring you fortune that will surely compensate for the inevitable ridicule.  If not that then shave it. Handlebar moustaches have there place, but demon spirits are a serious problem.

[vanawesome]

how did i miss this comment. haha. That was very funny. thanks man. Results are out soon!

[infokemp]

Get rid of that stash but problem (!), if you shave it off the bristles may conviene like a black ciricle of demon spirit vengence.

Yes I agree the stash is bad news but if you release it into the world it could become more powerful than you could ever imagine,

That stash can only be turned from the Dark side by going for the full on Rockabilly beard, yes thats right Im talking Kings of Leon style, that will make Natalie notice you!

[vanawesome]

haha.  thanks for this funny creative comment. What if i just let the handlebars grow out.. like Fu Man Chu style? I think that would enhance their evil powers to the point where I might be able to harness it's powers and use it for personal gain... hmm. So many options.

[Bdup81]

dude i think infokemp has a great point and his conclusion is even better "kings of leon style all the way". By the way, you can suck my balls this time! lmao i see your comment on lduk's video,"DONT APPRECIATE IT BUDDY" haha only fucking man

[GIANTNAKEDPANDA]

Fear of the beards power leads too... hatred. Hatred, of the beard leads to... aggression. Aggravating the beard leads to.......

THE BEARD KICKING YOUR ASS AND IT STEALING THINGS FROM YOU, (things like your identity)

[fuzzdoodle]

shave it. that moustache is evil and steals things like your identity in the night!

[communitychannel]

hahah shave it. i like you smoooooothhhh

[vanawesome]

yowsza! Anyway, you don't get a vote. haha.

[vanawesome]

you started this whole thing to begin with! HUMPH!

[hondo1188]

lol you crack me up "turquoise trousers" hahah. i spelled turquoise wrong.

[hondo1188]

let it all grow in, get a nice big fat beard. or go for that Pierce Brosnan 5oclock shadow hehe.

shitty to hear about your bank account brother.

[vanawesome]

A big fat beard would be awesome..... but i've tried it out, and I just look like a raving derelict when i have a full thick beard. I will take it into consideration though.

[greggshouse]

By the beard of Zeus, shave that thing

[GIANTNAKEDPANDA]

Great Odin's Beard, grow a goatee.

[quallanprince]

shave it

[NickelsAndCrimes]

Haha. Dude, you always crack me up. Hey, thanks for checking out my video the other day. You've totally inspired me to make another one soon lol. Thanks a lot man. Good luck with money situation.

[vanawesome]

Nickels! your video was funny and I am honored that I inspired you to make more. You forgot to cast your vote though.

[admiralnovia]

Vanawesome, only the LEFT SIDE is EVIL !!! KEEP the good RIGHT SIDE !!!

Look, my friend, eventually Natalie will see the light, fall in love with you, ask you and

"mustardsauce" Lindsay to have a threesome and...

OH NO...was I typing out loud?

;-)

[vanawesome]

if only my friend..... if only...

[vanawesome]

haha. i like the idea of a half stach too.. and naturally, of course, i'd keep the RIGHT side. ;)

[GIANTNAKEDPANDA]

Pervert lol

[danniboi07]

I vote to alter it. make it look like ron burgundy cuz you sound like him too. no i'm serious do it!!

btw i feel ya on the id theft. i went in the hole for a long time cuz some bastard in texas thought it'd be cool to let some random cali kid pay his bills. NOT COOL -_-. although WaMu covered my ass so if you're not with WaMu i say you go there now cuz they kick ass with this kinda stuff. if you're with them now then ....i don't know why they're dickin around. hope things get better for you!

[vanawesome]

the reason i'm a suspect is because it was all done at a local ATM. not over the net or anything. So, i guess they need to verify that I didn't make fake deposits and withdrawl all that money myself, then just say i didn't. Ron burgundy stach vote tallied. thanks!

[bwhahrhr]

you could also sing: shave it! keep it, no!

[Hughsnews]

Love the video.. I want to let you alter it, maybe a nice sideburn connector?!?!

[vanawesome]

hmmmm. connector burns eh? I think that's probably the best idea yet. But it seems the people are speaking towards shaving it.

[Elk4758]

I got to agree with Hugh. Connecting sideburns would kick-ass. You'd be 1800's cool.

[vanawesome]

dang.. 1800's cool. now there is a sweet concept. I'll keep that in mind Elk.. thanks!

[markaskinner]

if its bought you nothing but bad luck it must go

[nazr14]

shave it!

[johndoe1667]

Definitely shave it...

[ReliableInsider]

Clean-shaven.  Looks better, saves time.

[ares713]

shave it

[whatsarobut]

You remind me so much of my boyfriend's best friend Bob. Bob = one rad, funny dude.

I'm so sorry to hear this week has sucked for you though!

p.s. I voted in a video (FINALLY got it working!), but it hasn't gone through the "YouTube process" yet or whatever, so... hmm. Eventually, you will see... and know. Insert-waggly-fingers-of-doom-­and-ominous-harpsichord-music-­here.

[vanawesome]

I tried to find yer vid.... still nothin. :( GOOOOOOO BOB! I love that guy.

[whatsarobut]

Yeah, Bob is pretty darned awesome!

ARG! I actually uploaded *two* whole videos -- they seem to be processing really, really slowly. Maybe you'll be able to see them in a year or two... Will voting be closed by then?

[vanawesome]

i'd like to meet this bob face to face. so that i might destroy him. You see, i am greatly threatened by others who possess awesomeness rivaling my own.

[whatsarobut]

He's a pretty tall guy, that Bob -- plays a good game of Settlers of Catan. And strong too. Plus he knows how to fly jets.

Also, he made Chuck Norris cry like a wee girl (not once, but twice!).

Still, if you work very hard honing your girly slap skills, you might stand a chance. :d

p.s. I did say it in my second vid, but since you can't see that, I'll say it here: Hope this week goes MUCH more smoothly than last week!

[vanawesome]

well thank you. i'm so bummed that your vids arent showin up. Not sure what could possibly take this long. you sure you let them upload all the way? Anyway, took this vid almost two hours to post today, which is the longest its taken for any of my vids to post. Bob sounds scary and buff. He could beat me with his jets i'm sure of it.

[whatsarobut]

You're welcome! If you catch whoever did it, I'll gladly contribute to their buttkickin's.

I'm pretty bummed about the vids m'self. I bought a new memory card and everything. I'm pretty sure I uploaded them correctly though! I can click on the vids and watch them myself -- and I set my options to allow friends to view, and ... well... you're my only YouTube friend. There isn't some extra step I'm missing, right?

[musicofthehart]

Is that your problem with me?

[cattledrive]

i want to start a new vote on: Grow a nice trimmed beard.

there.

a nice trimmed beard?

no i didnt sound like a mom at all. =S

but it would look rather sharp...i mean spankin.

[cattledrive]

haha. the classsshhhhh. nice.

[vanawesome]

yes.... the clash rock.. and.. it's a mustache... not a beard at this point. are you saying fill in the whole thing with a beard? or just trim down the current stache? Gotta know for accurate vote counting. :D

[cattledrive]

beards are hot. just give it a little trim.

[Davemax21]

Well it sounds like the ladies like it, so let it live. Maybe just get it exorcised. Loved the video, I will have to add you to the list of people who inspire me on Youtube. Great Job.

[lduk]

I must say the tash is super bad ass but the demon must be vanquished! Shave it, then grow it again. Hopfully it wont be possesed again. Btw this vid made me laf. Lots.

[vanawesome]

I hope you're right man. Well, we'll just have to wait to see what the people decide.

[ballsack8000]

LMAO!!!! Haha. Dude.. you're week was pretty rough. I say hack the mustache off.. even though it's probably the badest ass stach of all time. That video that mustardsauce made about you was hilarious! Lucky bastard.

[Bdup81]

Dude! The solution is, to shave that one, and grow the new badboy, you still need a tash cos your the tashmeister, but the oringinal has to go man thats one evil little slug lmao quality vid man haha

[lizwoodie]

Turquois trousers? I vote to stay, only cause you look sexy with it.

I know how bad weeks go - I'm having a bad year!!!

[matschbirne]

damn. why don't you ever look directly into the camera? this really annoys me. groar. rrr.

i vote fooorrr... the mustache. against the shaving.

the fact that natalie likes it is a good reason for you not to shave it off, isn't it?

[vanawesome]

haha. sorry dude.. I thought i was looking into it. Maybe i just have two lazy eyes.. I'll make an effort to correct that.

[MutantPlushie]

Poopie Pie... Oh my it really was bad.

I love it so much that it physically hurts me to say this but to be honest I think it's time to shave that bad boy off... plus you're kind of an easy target for those unicorns right now.

Can you mail it to me? O_O

That was a joke...

maybe.

[vanawesome]

What's your address?  haha.

[BritFilmLover3]

Wow, man! You're SO right! That tash MUST be some sort of hairy magnet for bad luck and evil! I say shave it!... But not completely... maybe adapt it into a kinda Errol Flynn/David Nivan tash... now THERE'S a look the needs a come back!!! (Thanks for the subscription... i TOTALLY dig your videos!)

[vanawesome]

you're vote has been tallied! And suggestion noted.. You are right.. a stach variation is a definite option.

[musicofthehart]

ok....

1. you make sly little threats at me veiled in songs about asian boobs.

2. I try and settle the dispute through words.

3. More threats in a video about puppies.

4. I tell you i have had enuf, and i am coming for you.

5. total destruction of your financial WORLD.

coincidence?

yes.

Will I stop at this?? probably not. I predict more twists of fate coming your way, that I can/will take credit for.

[vanawesome]

AK!! Music of the heart.... Oh man i'm gonna karate chop you big time!

[vanawesome]

additionally, you are funny.  (this is code for "I'm out to get you"

[musicofthehart]

i knew it

[1985ajm22]

Yea mate get rid of it, its bad luck and that's 1 bad week u had !!!

SHAVE IT OFF! But then u have to say goodbye to gangster rap then so but yea get rid of it.

Andy

[mustardsauce]

sorry you had such a shitty week hun. cuuute that your mommy watches! please don't shave. i might cry :( perhaps my new video will cheer you up?

[vanawesome]

holy crap lindsay that was amazing.  That was my favorite video ever. You are freaking amazing and I am in love with you now even more than before.

[mustardsauce]

haha oh thank god. i was so scared that i'd freak you out :P glad you like it!!

[vanawesome]

not at all.. that was gold.. i'm gonna forward it to my mom. haha. She's gonna be so proud.

[mustardsauce]

oh god! please do apologize to her :P