Vermin Supreme(D) Zombies & Ponies! Statements and answers LesserKnownCandForum

[TheNoah222]

VOTE FOR HIM!!!!!!

[jujulaboo]

top comments are the same merh i'm not saying he isn't speaking in code, but what's is his message since he is "Speaking in code"?

[DoughnutMan01]

this guy deserves the worlds biggest troll award!

[CAPSLOCKPUNDIT]

WE CAN LEAD THE WORLD IN PONY BASED AGRICULTURAL INNOVATION AND ENERGY PRODUCTION

YOUR PERSONAL PONY WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU TO VALIDATE YOUR IDENTITY & CITIZENSHIP STATUS NO GUESSWORK NO BUREAUCRATIC SNAFUS & YOUR PRIVACY ASSURED

PONY UNEMPLOYMENT WILL VIRTUALLY DISAPPEAR

AS A PONY-AMERICAN I ENDORSE VERMIN AND LOOK FORWARD TO A NEW ERA OF PROSPERITY UNDER HIS LEADERSHIP

[rikolasdf]

Honestly, Randall Terry seems like far more of a joke than Vermin does.

[ourglasslake]

This won my vote.

[coldblood333100]

is this for real?

[mrspunkaay]

I'm gonna go find my nearest psychiatric hospital now.

[pattoney]

what is on his head?



[kiandita]

@pattoney boots?

[coldblood333100]

@pattoney a boot and a messy hairdo, under which is a brain that knows how to please the public

[Zeebedee101]

Terry is just slowly going insane there.

[OhNoyate]

@Zeebedee101 you can actually smell the brain cells frying!

[BlightedAI]

"Remember, a vote for Vermin Supreme, is a vote completely thrown away."

That man Lies!

[LightWeightMe]

Is thus real...

[MadnessIsRelative]

@LightWeightMe

yes.

[Domokun228]

OMG THE END IS NEAR IF VERMIN BECOMES PRESIDENT!!!!!!

[draggt03]

@Domokun228 Your right the END of having crappy presidents as he will lead our great nation into bliss.

[shosho10199]

gandalf for president

[shosho10199]

gandalf for president

[WoodPostable]

Those other "candidates" talk about a thousand year old dead jew, Vermin gives and receives orders form him.

[TehMarvelouz1]

Does anyone else realize that he's speaking in code so he doesn't get in trouble? Come on, he really doesn't care about gingivitis because he's talking about the government's oppression on America. Open your eyes everyone and realize that this man is being as ridiculous as possible as a statement to show that he has a hidden message.

[GhostlyGorgon]

@TehMarvelouz1 It isn't even hidden... His message is clear as day. Its satire.

[TehMarvelouz1]

@GhostlyGorgon It's more than just satire. Every joke that he has means something in reality. They are words that would set off the politicians in a fashion of anger. It's topics of discuss that are "taboo" such as FEMA Camps and tax rebates.

[mega17]

@TehMarvelouz1

Nah, it's really just satire. Good satire, but just satire nonetheless.

[fastmekillyou123]

VOTE. VOTE. VOTE. VOTE. VOTE.

[Gofuckapoop]

All of the write ins

[MrTantrix187]

I'll wear a boot hat to show my solidary.

Just...where do you get one which fits your head?

[jabes416]

All the other candidates are so pissed off, especially terry hahahahahahahhaa this is great

[unopinionated]

star wars text intro! star wipe! what more could a humble voter ask for

[azizali23]

is he a real canidate

[MsEmmilou]

@azizali23 yes, yes he is.

[LXBD]

I LOVE HIM!

[swinginmad]

it is a federal.. pony.. identification program. You will need your pony with you at all times

[SongahmTemple]

I love how all the other "lesser-known candidates" are on equal ground with that guy.

[bucklivesbmx]

'' and remember a vote for vermin supreme, is a vote completely thrown away ''

[bullydozer1]

cocaine is bad

[dragonliger]

You must be with him in spirit and in scissors.

[shaun98si]

Best Troll ever!!!

[jonathonwallen]

lmao I just saw this guy on CSPAN talking to people on the street about the impending zombie apocalypse ROFL ...if Ron Paul doesn't make it I'm voting for this guy. Better to have this nut job in office than the other ones lol

[fkagahsdfs]

PONIES FOR EVERYONE!!!!

[johuotar]

I would vote for him.

[MrRjm21]

Secret Dental Police Kicking Down My Door To Remind Me To Brush My Teeth? You Got My Vote Sir.

[zzman305]

Randall Terry's facepalm at the closing statement had me laughing hard

[speculawyer]

THANK YOU! Thank you for glitter bombing Randall Terry. 

[briantotse3]

trololololo-

[artuno1207]

The President of THE WORLD

[MrPhsyco97]

the police kicking your doors down and those camps he talks about are actually fema camps so he trys to tell you what he actually means without actually saying it and aro chemicals are chemtrails the guy is pretty much saying the government is actually this stupid

[MrMchltang]

yea imma go donate a kidney now

[gta4cat]

I want a pony this guy gets my vote

[TheDeeMonic]

he just wants the opportunity, just once, to say "THIS LAW SHALL NOT PASS!"

[Mrw0fflez]

this guy must have HUGE balls

[dornXklondykeXbar]

WAIT OMG.

He's a brony!'

<3 <3

[dornXklondykeXbar]

I'm SOOO voting for this fuck-tard.

[Sedaheht]

The President of the Internet

[runelscape]

what did he say?? 6:17

[voodoochild12889]

what a troll but an awesome troll

[FreedomsReigning]

The Ron Paul people should get Vermin Supreme on every Dem primary ballot in this country.

Ron Paul Vs Vermin Supreme

lolz This is our country biznatches.

[Vuvuzella16]

Oh Schizophrenia, what can't you make funny?

[InevitableEnigma]

This man is wearing a boot on his head therefore LEGIT.

[TheNoseGlasses]

THE MAN WEARS A BOOT ON HIS HEAD

[eyesthatsees]

A real life politician. He must be the ring leader.

[TheTruth006]

Nailed it...

[CoolGuy18201]

4:28-9, I know Randall Terry, right? Acts like a child, and is disrespectful.

[CoolGuy18201]

This guy HAS GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? PONIES? TEETH BRUSHING? ORGAN TRANSPLANTATIONS? Come on!

[CoolGuy18201]

Let alone the government.

[CoolGuy18201]

While a law for brusing your teeth or organ transplantation would be nice, but they are socialistic. The American federal government has no right to force me to do any of that, let alone buy Obamacare to prove my citizenship. I don't need the new Ohio executive czar, or Vermin, or any politician to "look out for me." I'm supposed to chase MY dreams, make MY own money, and make MY own life choices. That's called growing up. I already have parents bossing me around, I don't need another one!

[Defeater1088]

@CoolGuy18201 He's wearing a fucking boot on his head. How can you take him seriously?

[haohyou12]

@Defeater1088 You are the worst kind of human.

[haohyou12]

@CoolGuy18201 You are the worst kind of human.

[larspettersen91]

This guy for world president!

Now!

[xTogetherInParis]

tooth brushing law?

STOP EVERYTHING.

I'm voting for him.