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  • Lol, chimps are like retarded humans :)

  • what is cockrum

  • and 2 times smarter than obama

  • Sledgehammer can do a better job...

  • oo ooo ah ah ah oo ooo

  • nice. soon chimps will be humans and we will be something a lot smarter than human.....(?)

  • @Dunniezippy more like, chimps will be smarter and humans will be smarter

  • @Dunniezippy Err, no. Chimps cannot become human, they may become humanoid, but not human.

  • @0noobcube0 They are already humanoid. They will probably not become more humanoid, but rather something with longer arms than humanoids..

  • nice. soon chimps will be humans and we will be something a lot smarter than human.....(?)

  • When chimps start patent what they invent let me know.

  • Holy fuck anyday now they will be making armies to rule the world, somone needs to break there sticks.

  • For those that voted agianst this video, Why?

  • 35 creationists watched this video.

  • oh please! my dog had already built a gameboy by the time he was 2!

  • George Bush Jr fooled us. So I think he is pretty clever especially sense he gets away with being a satanist. But then again secular leaders make secular drones while actually being more spiritually inclined than most Christians. Too bad you secular probes will lose out in the end. God is real, live with it.

  • I want to make this but I can't make the stick

  • Finally! a Black did something useful for the world. A couple of century late but better late then never.

  • @FrikenAddict Dude, evolution IS proven. Like how a species of finch ( thats a bird in case you didnt know) flew to the galapagos islands, and now theres 5 different species based off of one. Each species is specialised for one thing to eat on the island. Dude, did you even go to school? And if you did it would have been good to listen

  • human way is probably getting a spade and digging up the whole thing, eating it all in one day, then starving to death.

  • wow...that chimp is smarter than Barack Obama.

  • @showofshame Wow... that chimp is smarter than you!

  • @FrikenAddict

    where on earth do u get your information?..from creationist websites i'm guessing.."every "evidence" for evolution has been proven wrong (or a hoax)" what are u a fucking nutjob?..tell me, who has proven that our dna isn't virtually identical to a chimp/bonobo?

  • @FrikenAddict because creationism has been proven right??? lolololo

  • Next step: Formation of a health care bill.

    lol

  • it appears to me that the chimps must have discovered the improvement by way of observation, a well used stick that had been repeatedly bitten etc over time may well resemble their brush tool, when one broke his and realized hey im pretty fucking smart im just gonna make a new stick like my old stick by chewing on it and then he transferred this knowledge.

    jus my guess tho

    chimps are indeed quite badass

    kinda violent though

    badass

  • @FrikenAddict

    Obvious troll is obvious.

  • oh yeah all you guys can suck a dick

    LOL

  • wait so your relying on a green guy in a frisbee to fly down from space to tell you whats logical? when evouloutionism is more logical then any other religion or thought?

  • @xXshirenuXx The beaver isn't using a tool, it's building a nest. The otter is using a found object, which could count as tool use, but isn't modifying the rock, so it's not tool making. The chimp is heavily modifying the stick and improving the design of those modifications as time goes on. It's not very complex tool making, but honestly, when was the last time you personally made anything more complicated?

  • if your scared go to church!!

  • hey pal

    evolution happened

    sorry

    and many animals create shelter thats less impressive, birds drop things to break them,but these are techniques, what the chimps have done is create a tool, they use this tool upon and object and achieve a goal

    its cool dont even fuck around you wouldnt watch this shit if you didnt think it was cool

    and if the bibles true and evolution didnt happen the earth is like brand spanking new at 6000 yrs right? cool huh?

  • @xXshirenuXx

    The difference between the beaver and this chimps, is that the behavior of the beaver is instinct, and the behavior of these chimps is cognitive, they are not born with the ability to make these tools.

  • amasing

    look at the precrision they use with nothing than what they were born with...

    and the precision of using the actual tool...

    amasing

  • Chimps are so badass

  • rat is to chimp as naked mole rat is to human.

  • they are jew chimps:D

  • oh gawd im black and this was a funny ass comment

  • haha

  • LOL funny stuff

  • Second thought, That will take two long.

    Maybe I will just do it now and take My DNA and their DNA and make a Hybrid so it is smart enough to contemplate religion.

    I will raise the hybrid in a special place in the Forest others cannot reach. I will call it the Garden of Youramonkeyalienhybrid. I will set one ridiculous rule never to pee standing upwind, and if they disobey, I throw them into the real world...lol

    With the real Monkeys which they will call Cave Monkeys...lol

  • If they get any smarter we can start creating religions for them.

    I want to Play Zeus.

    I'll use HAARP to make lightning at will. My Chariot will be a Private Chopper that will rise in a whirlwind. I may take the smartest one of each colony up in the Heavens with me for a ride.

    I will make them perform silly rituals just before seasonal changes so they think The rituals are what are causing the seasonal change.

    oh I can't wait! It will be so fun and educational!

  • @highintel mmmm yes, does make you wonder lol

  • @highintel man has beaten gods so then chimps will beat you....beware

  • planet of the apes inc

  • Soon they will develop weapons of mass destruction........Better give Bush a call.

  • I think we're still chimps.

    People are dumb.

  • agree

  • ...You do know that people didn't actually evolve from chimps, right Chimps and people evolved from the same species millions of years ago, but evolved onto a different track. Hence, we are related, but humans are not descendant of Chimps.

  • your dumb

  • someone give that monkey a banana plz

  • Them naggers are pretty intelligent.

  • fucking racist

  • I heard some have cell phones.

  • lool

  • thats hilarious

  • you think we can't cure cancer or stop war? how naive are you anyway?

  • Genius! Why didn't I think of that?

    Now gathering termites will be much easier.

  • Behold the creationist nightmare: the Brush tool.

    Now, if you have studied a well made Brush tool you will realize . . .

  • come on chimps, stop the war, cure cancer! obviously we cant do so far xD

  • take that creationists

  • wow,,that chimp is smarter than George Bush

  • true dat

  • no...that chimp is george bush

  • Anything is smarter than George Bush.

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  • ahahahaha.

  • @Gahgajgak apparently bush figured out how to win three times by using an Obama stand in. that whole chaneg thing has been a no change thing.

  • @Gahgajgak I'm afraid you're wrong, the correct statement is, anything is smarter than Sarah Palin XD

  • @Gahgajgak

    Except George Bush.

  • @charlieisgone and what does this video have to do with politics?

  • [System] 20 DNA Points were spent.

  • lol i see what you did there :)

  • :D Hehe

  • It's interesting that they prove that humans are not the only tool making species and yet people feel compelled to talk politics, religion, and race. That's very ironic.

  • I think humans get most of their ideas from watching nature.

  • "these particular chimps"? I thought all chimps did that. In fact, there was a documented video, back in the 80's, of a man who was holding a baby chimp and the chimp poked a straw of grass in the mans ear and hit his eardrum. Jokingly the man said "The GOOD thing that came out of that, was that the chimp found no termites". lol

  • you didn't get it. these particular chimps make better sticks for grabbing termites than other chimps. as in they upgraded their old tool.

  • Looks like these chimps are smarter than former president BUSH.

  • RAGE IM SMARTER THAN YOU YOU DUMBS ASS WELL ALL KNOW pAKISTANS ARE FROM JEWOSLAVIA< SO DONT CALL TEHM OUT SEPPERETATLY BUMDASS.

  • Pakistans? Where is it on earth? Is it a town in Indina ? .....lol

  • i love monkeysssssssssss lol

  • Aperantly you don't love them enough to know they're Apes and not monkeys.

  • Star... srsly?

    You might want to educate yourself, racism can be found in every corner of civilization. Try being Jewish and travel to Pakistan.

  • Why don't Pakistani people like Jews, explain please. I can't wait to see you destroy your own stupid comment.

  • Keep in mind...Historians claim that humans once used similar "primitive" tools.

    We were supposedly once that hairy, too

  • Ok so lend them a AK-47 and just watch them start hunting. They say it so easy to use that children can do it. So give a chimp the chance. lmao ;)

  • "According to researchers, this tool does a much better job..."

    CHIMP researchers?

  • yea sure il get right on making my termiate grabing stick

  • lol!

  • Hey! I'm 'a goin' to try that out! Anyone want to fish some ol' termites with me?

  • isnt nature amazing.

    the other day a bird tried to get water from a glass in my yard

    but the water was too low for it to reach

    so it flew away and came back with a stone and put it in the water to raise it and drunk it.

    i wanted to film it but it was too quick but so amazing to watch

  • no one needs your life stories here go DIE.

  • do you feel better now?

    i was merely adding a comment.

    i think you might need prozac.

  • ==)

  • thats a childrens story. true , but i remember my grandma tellin me that

  • im thrilled.

    but i saw it happening right infront of me

    maybe you should consider that a particular species of bird just might know that mass in water can raise its level?

    there's billions and billions of birds in the world.

    im sure this 'story' has happened many a times.

  • yah it probanly has . its just a good memory fo me

  • Why is he explaining how to use it!?

  • because termites are mighty yummie?

  • nice to see other species getting smarter and inventing stuff

  • i love seeing another species so smart lol

  • Looks like humans aren't the only ones making things for surivial!

  • in 5 years there reinventing the wheel^^

  • in 5000 years there reinventing the weapons of mass destruction

  • i saw the chimps invent the "Nuke"

    lol

  • no bro, god mustve made the brush with magic, thats more logical than evolution

  • yea i agree...i see god makin things everyday...shit he jus made me a bag of weed last week..im talkin that good shit to...that god bud

  • God's Gift To Purple

  • Called evolution....

  • they'll be making atari 2600's before we know it

  • LOOOL

  • i heard on the show life after people that chimpanzees can possibly be the next "humans"

  • we are monkeys in space.

    imagine more advanced

    beings looking at all of us

    from far away like a zoo...

  • lorgtyjt5hdfgh

  • WTF is with the related videos

  • apparently youtube thinks obama and mckain are chimps

  • i kno i thinks its cuase its disocvery channel

  • lol funny how he says use ur teeth and all.

  • That's nothing, for the past 8 years we also saw a theofascist chip holding press releases.

  • yeah, but that one was reliant on advisors...

  • yummie

  • Some also have a sick hunting technique! Just look up at youtube "chimpanzees team up"

  • soon they wil talk and then they wil make cars and computers and weapons and kill us ..

  • *sigh* loser

  • Ya, I also read somewhere that Chimpanzees are evolving faster than humans. I won't be surprised if they start raiding nearby villages for food in near future!

  • Baboons are already doing that in Cities.

  • Let's see them evolve past an automated chain gun guarding the food supply.

  • i did that and i got a hot dog

  • First, uproot a plant with your hands, or use your teeth to clip the stem at its base , then turn the end into a brush tip by pulling the stem through your teeth, this splits the probe lenthwise now you now how to play monkey see monkey doo

  • 'Well" Would you look at that . Just when you thought you've exausted all special ways to eat a termite.Those little hairy humans teach ya somthing new

  • Not to merge the two. Orgin of the Species or Preservation of favoured Races in the Struggle for life. Darwin was the original racist it would seem.

  • Very nice video that I like ! Can chimps make the house or plant the fruit trees too ? . Thank you for sharing .

    nutier

  • I go onto so many sites about so many different types of things and the only people who make racist comments are white people, why would you even think about black people it's weird why are we always on your mind?

  • "only people who make racist comments are white people"

    Are you sure about that ? Which sites did you visit ?

    Yeah white people talk when black's ....

  • Ya sure... Admit it everyone is racist... if someone says they aren't you know they are lying or they have no clue what goes on in the world. Those who know nothing of the world hate nothing, that is the way to look at it. I found that the more I learn the more I come to hate and dislike many things and people in the world

  • I try not to be, but when, I'm being insulted, or disrespected, bring on the hate

  • how do you know they were white? yea i think we all know who the fuck is racist now.

  • No other race feel they are superior to another, you have been brainwashed to think so. It was implemented to justify your ancestor messed up history. Taking from anyone to gain..If you don't know your history or history in general I urge you to read.

  • im sorry what? your assumption that everyone who says racist things online is white is... well racist. theres no way around it. you have absolutley no way of knowing whether they are white. you merely assume they are. if you think thats not racist you're an idiot. and your response is appalling because it accuses me of things, again, that you have absolutley no way of knowing about me. you assumed these things about me because im white. and you assumed that i am in fact white. YOU ARE RACIST.

  • Lol are you white?

  • Oh and when you have the time point any of the other Asian, or any other societal groups that have throughout history hated another group, like the KKK, Nazi, BNP etc etc..

  • hutu power ring any bells? i dont have time for your intolerance, im a follower of MLK. good day to you.

  • LMAO, you don't have a clue--

  • The funny thing is you don't even know how dumb what you just is, wow. People who have the biggest mouths are always dumbest..Learn history before your quick to blabber.

  • you know what, youre right. we whites just want to kill you. you obviously know my own feelings better than i do.

  • A++ for the masterful sarcasm

  • grammar matters "you don't know how dumb you sound" and you have a pretty big mouth yourself NOOB

  • Congratulations you spotted a word missing, don't you feel like a genius now..One gold star for you.

  • Actually, Star83, the BNP isn't racist... The BNP (British National Party) believes in putting British Nationals first, it's in the name. Asylum seekers in Britain get all their shit handed to them on a plate whereas the British people have to work to even have a home in their own country, unless of course they're flithy benefit sponging Chavs (who I think should be deported also). I see how the BNP fall into the same category as the Nazi's or KKK. *eyeroll*

  • Right ok, LMAO!!!!

  • Now they're taking over termite colonies. Tomorrow; The world!! lol. Damn dirty apes!

  • So these chimps are smarter and more advanced now than black people after this recent technological advance.

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  • is anyone thinking of planet of the apes right now besides me lol

  • The guy under me is not a WHITE MAN he is a nigger with pale skinVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV­VVVVVVVVVVV

  • I am white and I am so ashamed of seeing other white people referring black people to monkies...btw there is no such thing as evolution check out this site harunyahya . com

  • no such thing as evolution? idiot.

  • The chimp would have known that.

  • These anthropomorphic beings confuse evolutionists big time!!

    It's just a coincidence...

    No way we're evolved from apes...at least some of us don't...if you catch my drift.

  • Who says monkies aren't still evolving.

  • I guess we will know in 10000 years.

  • Wow. That is amazing. An animal chewing on a stick. I have never seen that before in all my life.

  • Wow. You probably didn't even take the time to even think of why this is amazing. How many animals know how to makes brushes? Think of it.

  • yea but your president is alot smarter than you.

  • We have got to get these guys on an episode of iron chef or get them their own cooking show .

  • But if they are so smart--(wheres the toilet paper)?

  • rofl.. poor things

  • Looks like Obama's white house.

  • And some people still dont believe in evolution.