Monkey brains! | crabstickz

[AnnieGottaGun]

Oh no, I accidentally clicked dislike instead of like. How can I ever forgive myself.

[tinnyslife]

Ahhhahhh you're so demented.

[DeathAngelsFury]

Holy shit, I actually wasn't wearing pants.... I feel like you actually just looked at my dick.... Well played, Crabstickz.... Well played.

[AceHainley]

You have no idea how much that beginning sound makes me laugh.

In video class, we use iMovie because it's cheap, and that's one of the sounds in the stock sounds.

In every video I've ever made in that class, I've managed to slip that sound in somewhere, no matter what genre film.

[Aquitestupidname]

@1:17 - banana computer instead of an aple x)

[3lia96]

3:37 <3

[kalothcy]

i want moreeeeeee

[AliceValium]

Wait, how did you know I wasn't wearing pants?

[ylimedixon]

i love the monkeys face at 1.20 :L

[magicgirl192]

I gota try some of these human brains! X)

[HeyButtfaceXD]

I will play this for my children instead of reading them bedtime stories myself.

[willworkforkarma]

Simon had The Art of War under his bed when he was checking for Alex...

[UnnecessaryVole]

A giant machete that he had been hiding concealed in a small bush! :) nice video

[SamJamRic]

sounds legit

[ItsMeFletcher]

I died of laughter at 1:22

[SoccerGirl29995]

Oh my god, I legit wasn't wearing pants

[MrSomonestolemyname]

How did he know I wasnt wearing pants?

[TariJung]

No, no. Monkey brains don't have magical powers. They're just tasty.

[Supergnomelover]

Anyone else Notice @1:17 There is a banana at the top of the screen instead of an apple :')

[oatsinmybowl]

that awkward moment when you are actually not wearing any pants.

[ePICePIG]

What a pleasant kidz story, I even showed it to my cousin who is a toddler. Thumbs up if you agree it was a pleasant story!

[Eloise672]

realy awkward because i wasnt wearing any pants

[ddc32997]

Well I'm not wearing pants because I dont have to! I'm wearing footie pajamas!

[karu0640]

This was toooo funny! you're awesooooooome

[1steviekallday]

That was a brutal ending

[yourimaginary]

This is brilliant. I can sleep well tonight now :)

[Kennyforever100]

Good one chris,but you show a fear of growing old,never seek to find happiness in the now for Change is everything.

[TheRedRanger6676]

27!!!

[magdaleneinyourface]

I'm pretty sure I could listen to you say "banana" repeatedly for days and never get sick of it...

[justformarbles]

you'd be such a cute dad

[charquill]

Your illustration style (as well as humor) reminds me of Jhonen Vasquez. :)

[Imabadspeller]

more more more more more!!!

[MovieFreak880]

omg.. I'm accually watching this on a sunday o_o

[OmgItsB0b0]

I love his drawings <3

[eastgurl09]

You should make a video of you just saying "Banana".

I could listen to it all day.

And I don't care at all how creepy that sounds.

[RobinHoodinSherwood]

oh my gosh, press 8 then 5

[idkihavenoidea]

So amazing. Also, good drawings.

[SexyNeverLeftBitches]

It scared me when he did the monkey noise, and made that face..

[billiefan91]

love your hair in this vid x

[Agussssssssia]

Lol i was actually sittin on the toilet watchin this :L:L:L

[J05huWa15h]

Ok I totally called the monkey Siman killing the old man in the end

[MissTwixxer]

is it weird that i replayed 3:35 over and over again?

[cheeseisniceable]

Chris, I can't put pants on. I watch your videos in the bath, they'd get wet! Silly.

[NiyuFuckLikeAStar]

hahah stupid old man.

i wish animals could do this in real.

haha, this would be so fantastic!

[sammywammylove]

seriously, who would watch your videos with pants on?

[xXultraaviolettXx]

There are actually 26 banana's lol

[Believeislies]

Well I'm never going to tell this story to my kids o.o

[DaveFMAF]

I will never, ever, watch your videos with pants on.

[TeaAndABiscuit]

1:04 actually there are only 27 bananas in the cupboard XD

[xFreeHugsForAll]

@TeaAndABiscuit .....There are 26... Lol

[MissMayness]

And here I was, thinking this had a moral.. and then he cuts the guys head off.

[MissMayness]

I want a banana pillow...

[122Tychell]

There are actually 25 bananas

[jakkiekicksass]

ill be your alex ashmore.. sexuallllyyy ;)

[TheErBear]

I think Chris would make an excellent children's show host. Not even joking.

[UndeniableNut]

Yeah. CBeebies should hire you for the Bedtime hour. xD

[hhhhhhhh677]

The amount of shite I've watched on youtube! Thank you for some good quality videos.YOU'RE FANTASTIC DARLING

[sushislushier]

how did he know i wasn't warring pants?!:P

[101Enethy]

You are fucking insane, i love you man!

[Rienjesayderpp]

wowowow this video was posted on my birthday! :D

Does this mean I'll get monkey brains for my next birthday?

[lonerandloserforlife]

@Rienjesayderpp We share a birthday then :)

[angelina19991]

Charlieissocoollike offline , he-he prob drinking tea..

1:18

[einsteinec]

WOW did you draw those monkeys? if you did you are really good at drawing!:D

[theweezy777show]

just saying i got dibs on him ^^ <3

[TheThecomputernerd12]

i found 28! :D was i close enough?

[iwillneverletgojack]

i only counted 26 bananas lol

[yukiasakura721]

Ka thunk!

[DalekEater14]

The good part is that I am really not wearing pants. I am wearing a dress, but still..

[koolkatkimina9]

Is it possible for you to make more story time sundays? :)

[Eloise672]

love it when simon looks under the bed ans shouts, lol as if you would really shout if someone was under the bed, lol thats why you chiris are hilarious 

[XdanceXcheerXloveX]

i spit out my american jug of butter when simon killed the man

[Blossobat]

You are a fine gentleman with genuine qualities- on a more relevent note I have enjoyed this video a lot and watched it many times. You are rather humourous.

[heyshaybee]

Well children, Wasn't that a happy ending?

[Bluezeast]

that spot beside your head on your wall is annoying me so much!

[INoHaveIdea]

Love the Banana on the computer. xD

[zobya97]

like if saw the heinz advert at the start

[eemfizz]

When he checked his skype he had charlieissocoollike as his friend

[TheCrazygal84]

good monkey scream

and you sound just like an old man :O)

[xNanakax]

Even though I know you wont actually be my husband, I want a husband like you. I want someone who will forever be youthful in all the right ways (keeping me from feeling bored) and I want someone as sweet and convincing as you to tell me I'm always beautiful when I'm insecure (and 82 with flabby parts). :)

-A Hopeless Romantic

[LeeDidU]

you do such an amazing monkey immpression....i would think you're half

[ellammusic]

1:42 :)

[GemmaCherLloydx]

your hilarious! hahahahahhahah

[andrielisilien]

How many people watching this weren't wearing pants... I wasn't o_0

[XTommy666X]

press 5



[OhLookItsJessalyn]

When I have children, I will read this to them.

[SceneShay]

baaahahahhahahhahahaha at 1:22 is freaking hilarious

[TIOPT3]

I Want Crabsticks As My Teacher!

[DimzzyA]

"There were 29, you idiot!" Couldn't make it 30, could you, Chris? Couldn't make it 30.... ;P x

[KoolKumi]

I counted only 27 D:

[TheJellicious]

Never have I laughed so hard in my life.

[missyD2468]

press 5 over and over again

[tommywailunchan]

@missyD2468 gross :p

[teenytoaster]

that was so weird i'm actually nude :o

[OrgasmandTea]

For some reason, watching your videos always puts me in the mood for porn.

[passionfearmisery]

SOOO EPIC. IMA TELL MY KIDS THIS STORY LOL ALL CAPS

[heavy671]

woooooowwww that was cooooll!!!



[wisconsingurl008]

I seriously didn't have pants on O.o

But I honestly really got in to this story (:

[jenni11880]

You should do voices for cartoons =D and maybe the pictures too

[salsachihuahua]

there's only 26 y'idiot

[MiCKi914]

You should seriously publish children's stories. Or adults-that-wish-they-were-sti­ll-children stories.

[GimletWeapon]

This is a KICK-ASS STORY!!!!!! But...but why do all the monkeys look more like anthropomorphic mice instead of monkeys? :/ :)

[christian16burzeseTV]

is it weird that i actually go to sleep to thhis ? LOL

[TheXpozaaH]

How the hell did you know I had no pants on? o.O

[rebz2k6]

@TheXpozaaH me too o_o

[XxKiprotichxX]

"29 you idiot!"

I got it right...Why did you yell at me?...

[HollypopSaysHi]

press 5 repeatedly for some highly erotic tongue action :D

[ReaperEyEz]

26 bananas :x

[PrinceOfDarkness2k7]

That intro with the "Oh put some pants on for fufff" was very much like Ricky Gevais' stye.

It had me buckled.

[laurasaurusxX]

The funny thing was, id just taken off my jeans when he said ' put some pants on '

[Chazzinger]

That was such a realistic monkey scream did that really come out of a human body?! Mind = blown

[cheeseparty123]

you're fucking hilarious, you should have your own tv show or something. love you craaaaaabbystick face :)

[MsRenzybenzy]

i like how you tell the story without looking at the book =3

[psychedelicshroom12]

This was actually very entertaining :D i like it! XD best story time ever!!

[hornsatheart]

you are cute :3

[TheFalloutfree]

Simon was well devastated.- lol

[RewwRawrs]

I actually thought this was going to be a nice story, where they all got along in the end.

You're evil.

[adanae183]

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[raveinmyroomalone]

why does simon look like mickey mouse...

[rocknemo26]

love it. best bed time story, EVER! :D

[ritaying1120]

the evil old man must be chinese ..chinese people eat monkey brain !

[ayatchafaqui]

HAHAA!!

[Ayshafr]

You should write children's books. And illustrate them too, of course. Whether they are appropriate for children to read or not doesn't matter.

[DinoCrunchies]

that was scaring.

[Blobz3001]

dont eat monkey brains...

i think that might be how humans 1st got aids.

[ibelieveinmagic22]

These are so great! Keep it up

[takuya473]

a beautiful one hundred percent pure untouched monkeybrain :D

[HollyClack]

did anyone else die a little inside at 3.32 when he says ''shh.. your gorgeous.'' <3

[toots3877]

I haven't laughed this much in a good while

[AwesomeChannelTV]

Man i wanna take a shit right now.

[emoloed]

this should be the advert for planet of the apes. :D

[mtsvanelove]

that old man gave me nightmares -.-

[E4J4R]

Wow, this story puts disney to shame.

[TheBrokenFrog]

this never gets old. kathoonk.

[happygang6]

=3

[TheFloaty]

I love you!

[elfapallietta]

nice drawings :)

[markwhalanaus]

Promisciousity, Taboos, and righteous punishing for crossing cultural norms, all the elements of a good myth for children!

[BeepSmile]

Watching @crabstickz without pants on? I do that all the time.

[chawinnieshu]

fantastic

[33parrots]

i'm gonna translate it into russian, k?

[annah555]

You have amazing drawing skills :/ im jelous. You're also a great story teller (: and you're incredibly adorable (:

[charlliu]

David Tennant bedtime story.

[WickedFabala]

I forgot the story was about monkey brains til simon's friend got killed

[edwincrosby]

I actually wasn't wearing pants. Awkward...

[Michaelsully1009]

@edwincrosby I wasn't either. Talk about awkward.

[MonkeyOnTheContrary]

@edwincrosby Me neither, but I have a blanket on

[seanzy104]

@edwincrosby me tooooo!!!!!!

[baratas]

Well, this was a very informative show! I googled a bit about eating monkey brains and it does exist! I thought that was just a myth popularized by an Indiana Jones movie. So inhumane!

[baratas]

0:49 7AM wakin' up in the morning, gotta have my bowl, gotta have bananas...

[randomgirl22695]

Sorry Chris, I just don't see the point in wearing pants when I watch you...

[lindseywashere1010]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS!

CRABSTICKZ, YOU SO FUNNEH

[xScrewTheRulesx]

*KA-THUNK*

[annonthetroll9001]

are you some sort of wizard

[rainbowmonochrome]

1:42

Nightmares forever

[deadliestrapevalaid]

Haha Charlieissocoollike is offline on Skypee.

[HannahBirdie]

27 bananas.

[Laneismynickname]

Omg 0.o I'm gonna place those stories on my Mp3 (A)

[americas1stborn]

LOVE this, keep it up chris!

[xdida0music0crazyx]

i actually love you.

[TheHolt1]

i got creeped out at the end but then he killed the old man and i laughed

[purplepantha11]

pmsl oh gosh this is brill xoxo

[polkakonigin]

It like Reading Rainbow, but better!

[122172639]

eating monkey brains might well give you HIV too... Maybe that's why the ladies gave him nary a glance! I love the happy ending :)

[neonbuildings]

It's ridiculous how many people were actually not wearing pants while watching this video... me included.

[HalfAsianNinja]

Chris, I think I love you.

[puddingcupLouise]

3:36

[puddingcupLouise]

*puts on pants*

[liveamplified]

I'm actually not wearing any pants(no joke)...I laughed sooooooooooooo hard at the begining of this video!

[idontwannabeaverage]

This would be a lovely story to tell a kindergarten class. ;P

[FranMaame95]

i love your illustrations :)