The Miracles of Jebus - MRC Dub

[nickrobinsonaws]

"I'll take that bet"

[dougalsii]

"I am not a son of a bitch. I am the Son of Man."

"I ain't ne'er seen no pregnant man before. Now 'ats some kinky stuff right there, I tell you what!"

[rjjackson08]

dont die anytime soon

[rjjackson08]

dont go to hell

[TheLaw519]

Hey Jebus I bet you 20$ you can't walk on water. Ah shite

[sin1871717]

LMAO

[mcarnteydied]

I believe you owe me 20$.

[Jehuty1891]

this shit is comedy!

[Andjealous]

I never knew everyone in the Middle East was white.

[MrBonghits666]

Love it, I bet this has a lot of peoples panties all in a bunch ! LMFAO !!!!!

[KayFrogg77]

....that was retarded.

[MrFukinfantastic]

@KayFrogg77 Your retarded! Just like Jebus!

[vampirepicnic]

son o' a bitch LOL

[RllyCoco]

Lmfaoo

[ANoobGuyProductions]

1:21 lmfao

[JDSproducitons]

LOL we have a whole lot fish and Jesus is just sitting on his ass. xD

[ZenDeividdo]

I believe you boys owe me 20 bucks. You best be payin' up right in front of 'em, otherwise some bad shit's gon happen!

[elektrosaurus]

This is absolutely hilarious!

[aaa8181]

My friend needs to DRINK his damned WHISKEY!

[diaem]

you are stupid good for nothing bastard

[sauerlemon]

You made me laugh.

[rr199423]

the took ur jobs

[wheresjoyce]

God is an incubus....allow me to explain why....Now Mary was supposedly a virgin right? Well how on Gods green Earth (pardon the pun) did she ever get knocked up? My therory is this: while she was asleep the "holy spirit" came and did what most guys would do and have sex with her while she was unaware and isn't that what incubism is? Come on people...this is exactly why Jebus is so messed up. For Gods Sake STOP INCUBISM!!!!!!!

[wheresjoyce]

This is the greatest thing ever I knew all along Jebus had a wild side....

[60snot4sale]

Jesus Saves, Moses Invests

[yuck89]

"We're strugglin with the fish and Jebus is sittin on his ass!"

hahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

[ANoobGuyProductions]

this is not good at all, but it is funny as heck

[lakkasander]

fuck you

[alHalwima]

What, you like Jebus too much to laugh at this?

[ChaoticSouls]

o

olol

[ChaseWatkins]

Pink Floyd!

[Sh4despawn]

LOL JEBUS FUEKN CHIRST MAN!!!!!!!!

[chilam8668]

funny how jesus looks like a European despite the fact he was born in the Middle East....

[mostevil]

funny how people think that the europeans are all scandinavian :)

[eLTeProductions]

Yes, he could be Italian or Greek

[brutus149]

...umm, have you looked at Ralph Nader's family tree lately?

[MrBonghits666]

@chilam8668 LOL I was thinking the same thing !

[XDarkMoleX]

I see you guys owe me 20k buks ^-^

[TheMudDragon]

Or else bad shits gonna happen rofl

[loslobos2101]

fucktards, i was joking.

[kaperisk]

i pray to god you get off ur ass..... lol

[Darkspear905]

thats mean... in my opinion >_>

[loslobos2101]

ye shall burneth in hell for mocking thy lord! IF YOU LIKE GAY MARRIAGE YOU ARE AS RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11!

[zak813]

omg douche bag if you dont like this stuff why did you favorite it

[loslobos2101]

go finger yourself asstard

[vashis123]

How many replies did this gay fag get :O

[icefire1243]

LOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!

[RandomGoodness498]

last one was best :D

[thecarrotdude]

jebus you lazy sumbitch

[anvilofcrom]

"Them are good eating, haul those bad boys up here"

[BloodyPooProductions]

Jesus is so lazy XD

[alexjohnc3]

So much potential.

[GarytheHam]

This was absolue brilliance :P

[JesusIsTheSunOfGod]

Jesus is a Sun-God

[oloflarsen]

Jesus is a Sunnuvab**h

[vashusama4276]

Jesus is a bitchofason

[phillyforever]

your going to hell im going too for imao this so dumb

[CKDO8]

Lol no laughing yourself and better sync and this would be perfect XD

[Marcello777]

BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm a Catholic and this was the funniest things I've ever seen! "Hey Jesus I bet you $20 that you cant walk on the water."

"I'll take that bet."

XD

[AndrewTaintedOnes]

shit, I accidentally gave a thumbs up to the dipshit who said Christians got "Pwnd".

Guess what, dumbass. I'm a Roman Catholic. I believe in God, I believe in Jesus. I found this video FUCKING HILARIOUS. I didn't get owned. I go to a Jesuit school. I see sufficient proof all around me as to why God exists.

[dingusmungus]

LOL! Especially when you go to a jesuit school. No shit you believe, those are the same people who "made up" most anchient history. Get a history book from the 1700's and it will be most likey be (A) written by the jesuits and (B) full of wrong information that was later disproved and rewritten. If you can find a history book from the 1500's there are even funnier anti-facts in there.

[AndrewTaintedOnes]

I don't give a fuck what you think. Maybe I go to Jesuit and Catholic school because I LIKE IT and I BELIEVE IN GOD. Why do you feel the need to be an asshole?

[d0861]

"anchient" ...lulz

[CKDO8]

Sufficient proof? Or strong beliefs?

No hard feelings, I respect what you believe, It's just that I find it hard to believe everything those guys wrote down.

[Crush1998]

@AndrewTaintedOnes im sure your god is proud of you now =]

[AJCreary]

@Crush1998 I'm sure your response to a comment I made when I was 15 years old makes you feel accomplished.

[Crush1998]

@AJCreary apart from the fact i dont remember what you said, dont expect much hospitality on a video making fun of a religion and teenagers posting as if they know what they are talking about

[LittleDevil0071]

HAHAHAH stupid christians are getting pwned by athiests..OWNED.

[Iadysarah]

I don't see why this shouldnt be shown in sunday schools everywhere as a reality check :P

[aldonza83]

JEBUS, LIKE HOMER SIMPSON XD

[tedhaggardgoing2hell]

was the mother of jeebus even married? if not, jeebus is a son of a bitch. and wasn't she "attached" to joseph but god got her pregnant? god damn religion so freakin' confusing...hehe

[tedhaggardgoing2hell]

ha ha ha! god damn this is funny, god damn! gonna share this with everyone i knows! jeebus one funny son of a bitch!

[jerkoffs]

Sacrilege!  Jebus will punish your ass!

[Fivestar5000]

this is the funniest thing on you tube

[ecstatica23]

lol someone was bored :P

[kiltman]

And no I'm not a Muslim.

[kiltman]

HOLY FUCK WAS THAT FUNNY! If I wasn't in a library I would've been on the deck unable to breath. When are these guys going to make another one? MORE JEBUS JOKES! And all you tightwad, cross up the ass christians. Get the fuck over it. You take stabs at Mohammad and every other religion, so why can't the rest of us non-christians take stabs at yours?

[daglory]

wow, this is something else. I would've enjoyed the humor more if it wasn't calling Jesus a son of a Bitch, that was crossing the line

[PoletBally]

Well, son of a bitch is an expression, I doubt that people literally mean that a guy's mother is a bitch when they say it. Like when a guy is good at sports, they say "this son of a bitch can play". Not that big of a deal.

[eltrut96]

Great video...lol 5 stars god damnit!

[asperin]

jesus son of mary wasnt white blue eyes,its just for the leading race in the world to believe in the idolatrous cult of christianity and do nothing while "waiting" for salvation from a human prophet of God,submit to God! God alone!

peace

[awalko5]

NO. hell isn't a rumor. For all those who feel it is not real, you will be in for a big surprise when the time comes. No has to believe what I say, But you will have to believe what the The Lord has to say when he comes back. I will pray for you.

[dirtyroot]

We got a netfull of fish and Jesus is sittin on his ass!

[CopernicusCenji]

Good thing I packed muh asbestos underwear for teh Apocalypse, cause I'mma goin' to hell after laughing at that...

[oakwyn]

Some of you respect your Dad right?

and you'd find a video making fun of him pretty funny,

you still respect him but it's alright to have a laugh...

I bet Jesus would find this very funny.

[Scottbuilt]

I'm laughing my ass off all the way up to Doomsday. Anyone got a heat suit handy? Jesus is gonna be pissed off.

[asperin]

hey making fun of the prophets of God its wrong,but thats just some cartoon that suppostly is jesus...i dont think he looked white american,they drew it like that to get people into christianity.God knows best

i had a good laught....imagine yourself being dubbed? aint u gonna laugh?

[yaakhee]

oh jebus help me.

[anvilofcrom]

Jebus is my favourite fictional character...that shits funny.

[CynicalGuitarist]

We got a net full of fish and Jesus's just sittin' on his ass!!

[sullenity]

"i believe you boys owe me 20 bucks"

hahahaha. amaaazing.

[Ascensus]

hahahahahaha , this is sooo fucking goo d, i want more jezus voice over's mooorrre !!! :d

come over here and help us

you son of a bitch !

[chrisafari]

jonny616 But just because these articles are by Christians doesn't mean that the points they make are invalid. You are simply commiting the logical fallacy known as ad hominem: you are attacking the credability of an author instead of engaging the actual arguments. I'd like to continue this discussion away from YouTube: http://apemantusforum.blogspot­.com/

[jonny616]

Also notice in my original post, which you may have seen as unnecessarily hateful (though I would consider the Bible to be more so), I never claimed Jesus did not exist, I simply said he was a 'nobody'. I'm not sure if you're familiar with this term in your part of the world, but it simply means he wasn't anyone special, just yet another radical Jew. He would never have claimed to be the 'son of God,' as he would have been immediately executed and would have recieved no support whatsoever.

[jonny616]

I notice the latest article you have provided is once again a Christian article, so may I provide you with this, an atheists article:

http://www.atheists.org/christ­ianity/didjesusexist.html

Of course, it's a biased piece of writing, but maybe you'd like to browse through it.

[jonny616]

My point relating to the neutrality of the source is that from a Christian author, he is naturally going to omit certain things, and take leaps of faith when the certainty of an issue is disputable (he is always going to be in favour of Jesus existing obviously.)

[jonny616]

Fuck Jesus. Fuck your non-existant sky wizard. Fuck the Bible and all the homophobic, oppressive, pathetic lies in it. Jesus was a nobody (otherwise scholars at the time would have actually MENTIONED him and people wouldnt have taken 100 years to write about him.) Good video, get a sense of humour, you Jesus Freak twats.

[chrisafari]

jonny616, If my memory serves me correctly, didn't the First Century Jewish historian Josephus mention Jesus? Oh yeah he did! Also, most scholars, Liberal and Conservative, date the Gospel of Mark to about 60-70 AD. That is only 30-40 years after Jesus' ministry. All of Paul's writing is before 70 AD. 100 years, thats simply ridiculous!

[jonny616]

Oh how surprising, a reference to Josephus, the weakest argument Jesus Freaks have as supposed 'evidence' for Jesus. Bearing in mind that Josephus was a Jew (and waiting for the Messiah) he did not make any reference to the coming of the Christ in any of his other works (apart from the fabricated part you mention.) Also Jesus (and James) were incredibly common names, in fact he mentions 18 or so different people called Jesus.

[chrisafari]

Fabricated, hardly! Most scholars accept partial authenticity for the Testimonium Flavianum, Jewish Antiquities 18.3.3 Go here for a thorough study of thr TF: http://www.bede.org.uk/Josephu­s.htm#what Read the whole article before drawing conclusions please.

[jonny616]

It was fabricated by Eusebius of Caesarea, a Bishop. Many scholars would agree with this, and even your own biased provided article (non-neutral sources are not to be trusted) agrees that it is only partially authentic. Personally I would not trust a source that has been fabricated by a Bishop, and is unclear and ambiguous. Why do scholars and the Roman imperialists fail to mention Jesus?

[chrisafari]

Jonny616 you don't sound very neutral, can you be trusted? I, and most scholars agree, that the Testimonium Flavianum is only partially authentic, but that doesn't mean that all of it can't be trusted. Just because part of Josephus was fabricated by later Christians doesn't mean that part of the FJ can't be original to Josephus.

[chrisafari]

What scholars? To Roman Imperialists, Jesus was just another Jewish Zealot who really didn't offer a significant threat. Therefore, why mention him? Jesus simply wasn't important enough to be inscribed in stone for Rome. But this also doesn't mean Jesus' life, death and resurrection are unimportant.

[chrisafari]

Jonny616 check out this article: http://www.tektonics.org/jesus­exist/jesusexisthub.html Please try and read objectively. Please don't label this as "non-neutral" or "biased." Nothing you, I or anyone else writes is completely "neutral" or "un-biased." Please take the arguments for what they are worth, don't simply reject them because they conflict with your pressupositions. Maybe its you pressupositions that need to change?

[Crimmy999]

Lol.....seems pretty accurate to me.

[Jtaylor1]

Quit using voiceovers to make fun of our lord! It's bad. You'll burn in Hell!

[EddyMcK]

to: Jtaylor1 and anyone else who sayd they will burn in hell

Hells just a rumor to scare little boys, get over it

[XF1n3stX]

that wasnt even funny man

y u ppl mess with god man wow

[stevenchuck]

that was very gay

[jkkain]

lmaooooooooooooooooooo hilarious i love it

f u damm chirstains with your self rightusness

you got to have some fun

[bearcricket]

that was utterly awesome..haha.

[to the people who say god wont forgive so and so...since when are you the voice of god?]

[mr5elfde5truct]

Nope, god's constantly pissed and as soon as you make fun of a cartoon you're going to hell. No more making fun of cartoons guys.

[MeiLong]

okay, you people who are all like "omgz lyke god will not 4give u", it's a stupid (funny) parody video, if god didn't havge a sense of humor, why did he create you?

[liverspoon]

"I believe you boys owe me 20 bucks"

Classic line, man :)

[drichicken]

This is boring

[thekatatonia22]

jajaja god doesnt exist the bible its a terrible lie

[rockroland789]

go damn lazy ass Jesus. Pink Floyd is in the background...good music...good dubbing

[essahomes]

god wont forgive u

[xB4SsXb0yx]

THIS IS TERRIBLE

God will not forgive u

[SuperMysticGogeta]

Its so funny lol come on its just a joke man, i think even god/jesus would appreciate humour in the world, god wants us to be happy and laugh, some things in life yes, are taken too far, but this is only a joke so take it easy

[NocturnalSupremacy]

What's all that about?

[SuperMysticGogeta]

hahah i cant stop watching it, so good hahha best thing ever my mates love it as well lol

[SuperMysticGogeta]

hahah so good

[sedmercado]

go ahead. you ain't gonna "get what you bargained for anyway."

because though you mock us, we'll just lift His name higher.

[anvilofcrom]

tard

[marlonbass]

whoever made this im just gonna say that

jesus loves you.....god bless you!!!

[crosaguevara]

oh come on. it was funny.

[SleepingVanilla]

They totally need to pay Jesus that $20!

Cuz you don't mess with Jesus!

[ladygina]

this is very stupid and offensive

[anvilofcrom]

No, it's offensive and you're stupid.

[awalko5]

whoever made this is going to hell!

[PTOMain]

You must be just another brainwashed mindless follower!!! Get a life and quit taking religion so serious, be among the people not the sheeple!

[awalko5]

NO. hell isn't a rumor. For all those who feel it is not real, you will be in for a big surprise when the time comes. No has to believe what I say, But you will have to believe what the The Lord has to say when he

[PTOMain]

Yeah Jesus this Jesus that he couldn't even save himself from his timeless death! Bible quote this bible quote that, you don't see reality! Wake the fuck up awalko5 what you hear is all lies!!! If their were a hell they'd have reserved it just for you!!!

[awalko5]

All the insults and cussing at me doesn't change the truth. If you read the bible you would know that Jesus died for our sins so that we could be saved. He could have saved himself but people like you wouldn't have the chance to get to heaven because you would be blinded by what the world feels is right instead of what god knows to be right. I will pray for you and hope you see the truth one day.

[belsenghost]

That's what I dislike about christians, all of them are always telling me the same thing: "I will pray for you and hope you see the truth one day."

[awalko5]

I will pray for you as well.

[belsenghost]

Really? You don't even know me. I'm not a bad person. I don't do wrong things. Well, I am an atheist.

[awalko5]

I'm not saying your a bad person. Or that your doing anything wrong or right. Me knowing you or not knowing has nothing to do with me praying for you. I pray for my family, friends, as well as strangers. Does it make me a bad person just because I want to pray for you, even if you are an atheist and don't agree with what i believe?

[shadylurker2027]

oi, shut up bout bloody religion, its doin my fukin nut in!!!! just keep ur prayers 2 urself and stop goin on about the bloody bible!!! just get a grip and a life!!!! instead of readin a book and prayin u cudgo out n find sum friends, or get pissd lyk a normal person!!!! fck this im out!!! hail satan 666

[ninetosixto]

i can understand you have your beliefs and respect that i just would like to know what proof you have of anything you say being real

[awalko5]

I respect you for respecting me. As you can see most of the people on here do not and are rude for no reason. My proof is through the experiences I have had. Too many to count. But if you would like to know specifics I can write you personally.

[ninetosixto]

that would be nice thank you

[quorkquork]

well, guess what, hindus, sikhs, buddhists etc. have religious experiences too, just as good as yours, and their beliefs are not compatible with Christianity. personal experiences also aren't verifiable so they don't make good proof, or, in fact, any proof at all. as Nietzsche said, "A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."

[greg06]

hahahahahahahahaha so boring