My Immortal Chapter 2

[shingshongshamalama]

Wait, where the heck was Willow sleeping?

[AzureMagic]

This isn't really dramatic. Just call it a reading instead of deceptive advertising.

[TheBlackcat983]

Black Ebony? Thats really redundant.

[szaleniec1000]

@TheBlackcat983 It puts me in mind of The Eye of Argon, which at one point features a "stygian cloud of charcoal ebony", or to put it another way, a dark cloud of black black.

[ggcpres]

and then Harry kills her in cold blood and everyone is happy and gives him cake and pumpkin Juice.

then J.K. Rowling hunts down the author and bludgeons it to death with a copy of The Half-Blood Prince.

The End

[Mrduderpants]

Wait she sleeps in a coffin?

[XXmello42]

@Kamikazebutterfly How can you see his face?

[darmokthegreen]

Hmm... Williow? Tara? Coming from someone who says that "bufy rox"? Are you sure that's she's not her "gf in that way"?

[TheRockValentino]

I shop at Hot Topic and I have NEVER seen any of those things there.

[PACMANnot]

@TheRockValentino

They have corsets and fishnets there.

[TheRockValentino]

@PACMANnot Really? Guess I missed that. Although, after reading this story, I may NEVER shop there again... XD

[ApollodoraTheExplora]

If I were to use smilies in this comment to show how happy I am at this reading the necessary keys would break in half from over use. I love your reading, mate. Hats off to you.

[teazombie14]

I want your internet babies, good sir. :']

[cheifsilvertoung]

1:53

"OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD"

I lost it at that point. Awesome reading!

[videogamenostalgia]

0.52-1.04 Tara Gillespie invented Willow Smith's 'Whip my hair'!!!

[fRaNcEnGlAnD]

As somebody who both writes fanfiction and shops at hot topic, I find this both highly insulting and incredibly hilarious.

[XXmello42]

@AnistonAnarchist. I know how you feel.

[AnistonAnarchist]

I'm working on a fanfiction right now and I'm starting to fear that it will mocked as mercilessly as "My Immortal". Thanks for the paranoia, Tara!

[LunaMaximus]

My coffin is SOOO neon green ebony

[BitchyMcSmartass]

"Hi"

"Hi"

"Guess What?"

"What?"

Can you say Parrot Exposition, Polly?

[SukiDaYoNe123]

"Is she just copying out the Hot Topic catalogue?"

Dude. Don't insult HT like that.

[n1g3ld34c0n]

The transcription makes this so much better.

[RioEllington]

Oh God...I just Googled this and...IT IS REAL. YEP. THIS FIC ACTUALLY EXISTS. AW FUCK.

[jessedeme92n]

words cannot describe how much i love u for making these vidoes haha :)

[Cranequill]

I tried reading this aloud to my friends. It didn't work. You, my friend, deserve props and an award for not laughing.

[AuroraD801]

I die a little more inside with each chapter, but the commentary makes up for it.

[RedxEyesxarexawesome]

how do you not crack up at this?!?!?!

you, sir, are made of win!

[oddoddwest97]

it's raining and snowing at the same time. awesome weather FTW

[funlover163]

@oddoddwest97

Sleet maybe...

[queenoftheoutlands]

Congratulations to you for not only daring to read this out for us but also for keeping up the deadpan voice and and a straight face. Love the sarcastic comments on the screen too, its about the only way to have anything to do with this nonsense and stay sane.

Currently laughing very hard right now. Thank you :)

[FourthDerivative]

Haha, I completely forgot that Harry Potter takes place in the 90s. Good catch.

Which is not to say that that's the ONLY glaring continuity error in this little masterpiece, of course...

[jefequeso]

I love this fic so much... it makes me happy inside :P

[Kamikazebutterfly]

My god how can you read this with such a straight face. Serious props.

[BeGrunge]

@Kamikazebutterfly more like serious preps.

/lamepun

[narusasu444]

@Kamikazebutterfly how do you know he has a straight face he could be laughing his ass off offscreen

[szaleniec1000]

@narusasu444 Curses, my secret is revealed. XD There's a few bits ("Cornelio Fuck" most recently) where I lost it completely and had to do a retake, yes.

[narusasu444]

@szaleniec1000 i dont blame you im a vetern reader of my immortal and even i still find it makes me laugh at certain parts

[narutofan9999]

@Kamikazebutterfly

I am amazed he can read it at all, with all the spelling and grammar screw ups it's not exactly an easy feat.

[Kairixriku]

@Kamikazebutterfly You can see his FACE!? :D

[boredmuskoxen]

This is great, I can't believe you can do all this deadpan, and the accompanying images are hilarious. Well done sir!