John Cooper Clarke, Twat

[thejim789mac]

excellent well made.

[JackJacknBatman]

poo

[SuperClagnut]

lol what a moron... 80's thinko needs to get a grasp.. pathetic.... yadanada...

[MrBomber467]

This is a piece of classic JCC humour and live withour the band he's at his best

[edfeltch]

Inspirational video of The Bard.

[alejandradi]

Nah, met him- it's about his ex-Mrs

[GriefTourist]

im rather disturbed by the regularity with which this comes in to my mind in my day to day life

[hilary815]

Absolutely brilliant the man's a genius love it !!!!!

[GuitarnPiano]

Those Who disliked this video were borne by bats

[AmphibiousGamers]

Lemons aren't bitter they're sour.

[RICHARD21177]

YOU DONT LIKE YOUR A TWAT

[MrBLZee]

superb

[heathyn]

Who cares who this is about, it's fucking brilliant!

[DVPaustralia]

epic animations lol.

[DeadSimple365]

5 people are twats

[thestranger4812]

"Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"

[FeedsNoSliesMusic]

I'd like to think he made this and then saved it for someone being particularly annoying, and then the room goes quiet as he streams his abuse and "the twat" hangs his head (like some kind of bat).

[amimillie]

I found it.

To con-vey one's mood

In sev-en-teen syll-ab-les

Is ve-ry diff-ic

Beat that

[amimillie]

This just does not age, it does not diminish, true greatness is permanent. The only one who comes near is John Hegley - but he could never have JCC's sheer attitude. I loved this the first time I ever heard it. How the fuck any English-speaking person on the planet does not love this, I do not know. Nice one, John. I also love his haikyu - please check it out fans of JCC.

[RedBryn]

The greatest poem of all time. NFT.

[Dharmaflyer1]

love JCC - play this when the boss get's on your nerves!

[The12ozBucket]

Brilliant!.

[RMCKIE]

Genius, I saw him perform at my first concert: Elvis Costello at Dundee Caird Hall.

[MissPandora1967]

I love John Cooper Clarke,have seen him twice...there's a couple of twats or two floating around here in YT...my flower is Belladonna..lol..

[ace69er]

@MissPandora1967 Let me guess, you live ON Beasley St?

[mmmmmmmm7260]

that was a good point@1.50.

[The12ozBucket]

@mmmmmmmm7260 Brilliant Point!.great slideshow..

[FeedsNoSliesMusic]

"You make life a fairytale... Grimm." Mm.

[lardaz]

actual title is ..."love story in reverse...." I say old bean, top hole...What?..

[ellycat]

Legend. Simple as!!

[iBeep2009]

TONY BLAIRS EPITAPH?????

[filmzo]

lol

[ChasJs]

I met im in colchester last year ez a geezer cheers John

[sussed2002]

mr oscarraven... i couldn't agree more

[juzzijuzzi1]

...saw John at The Ruby Lounge last week ... he is fuckin' ace!

[Mkvenner91]

@juzzijuzzi1 who is this ace he is fucking?

[raahead]

Total classic.

[SianMarie091]

hes my mates dad, even though ive never actually met him in person :)

[stinkalloy]

Fandoodle.

[charlieblundell]

Wanted to see him in Manchester next week but its over 18s only :@

[xbloodybitchx]

Love it!

lol

[bobpm45]

Saw him live at the wolverhampton poly back in about 1978 !

[dogfart666ok]

saw jcc as the support slot to

siouxsie and the banshees on the juju tour -

magnifico!

[Caspar33]

Great - love it! For once, with the avalanche of slides added to the performance vocal it's taken to another dimension, nay stratosphere! Congratulations!

[Takac1979]

Bloody awesome!

[VelvetIAm]

Twatting brilliant! Made me larf out loud, thanks, JCC!

[mrbubbles4q]

The 45 record was cool, it had 2 grooves in it 1 cleaned cencored version and the other this version. Depending on where you dropped the needle. you could get a surprise.

[raycov]

I saw JCC in Coventry I think around 20/25 years ago maybe more pure genius. I rushed out to buy his LP at the time long playing records for you youngsters. Twat may represent the evil tyrant thatcher but I could think of a few others too.

[paulafromcov]

Was that when he supported The Slits at the General Wolfe? I was there, brill. He's playing in Brum in October...

[amberindiegirl]

hahaha he´s a fucking genius.

[losvegetales]

what wouldnt i give to see him live.. but im peruvian and im 20. so i guess that will always be just a dream

[dadswizz]

this is about thatcher. .

[michaelstmark]

"About Thatcher" ? Then JCC's a jolly good egg.

A miner wouldn't waste his piss onto Thatcher's grave..... if she's ever gonna f*ing croak it that is - the hideous old coffin-dodging alien reptilian monstrosity excuse for a human being.

[ace69er]

@dadswizz Could equally apply to Blair too!

[DoomedYouth1963]

pure genius

[simonfrederickson]

Saw him at Telfords Warehouse in Chester a while back,didn't realise he does a lot of stand-up comedy too.Had a chat to him.Nice Bloke.

[PartridgeMusic]

Jesus, i never knew he went to Telfords!? I live in Chester too. Bollocks!!!

[bagb74]

Gotta love JC! He was on TV last week, now sixty and still the same.

[jonneyvanquish]

This has always been one of my fav' poems..quite clever pic editing too...

[SirFlam91]

I don't like this.

[MarcusBowen]

I love how he says all of this, and he must really hate the person in the poem!lol!!, it makes it all the more funny!!.

[twoheadedboi]

I love the way he says 'like a death at a birthday party', he almost sings it, and the accent is great.

[harelug]

Hi Mr Parters

Here in the USA now, once lived in Braintree. Can you guess who?

[oscarraven]

anyone who dunt like this is a cunt

[MarcusBowen]

Damn right.

[ace69er]

@oscarraven Aye mate. Reet coont!

[OpenedCanOfWhoopAss]

@oscarraven You mean twat?

[spheresector]

British poetry ist just great!nice edit! as a top gear fan i find the interpretation of the word "drag" super excellent !

[trevtrash]

Big Up to this edit bet it took friggin ages..spot on well done

[FatherTiresias]

JCC rules. Yeah great edit too, bet it took a while to put together. Excellent result.

[twocky61]

Totally brilliant!! First time I heard John Cooper Clarke was his Kung Fu International - this is even better than that!! He is the best thing out of Manchester!!

[MarcusBowen]

"Enter the dragon, exit Johnny Clarke!"

Brilliant stuff!!!.

[neilmcca]

1 word.....

Superb.

[TrapperCas]

A1 FUCKING BRILL GREAT POET

[unglikaorse]

BRILLIANT!! Spot on editing,nice one.