From the Royal Moat with Lady Dlorezzz

[paultinsel]

you should get an oscar for this lol 5 stars

[NuttersClub]

:-)

Dolores is fabulous!

[ingridgott]

haahahaahahha just love it Lady Dlorezzz*****

[MelodyElize]

Lady Dlorezz, Timido, you are hoots!

[TheWaterScorpion]

Hey, I'm sure Timido66 got her own just desserts when she discovered the grass stains all over her.

[NuttersClub]

LOL!

:-)

x hugs x

[twister7boy]

she didnt mean do that. it must have slipped her mind. sounds like the painter has something going on behind closed door's. hehe. well thats papa limp for ya. proboly just woundering around talking to the tree's and not cutting the grass. yikes that must have been offel. what a mess. she wont leave you this time. after all shes the queen and without the queens escort you never know what might happen. peace. gregg

[scottytoohottie123]

ha ha ha ,love and respect scotty and libby:0)

[Dlorezzz]

Thanks Scotty and Libby

[Lizador]

lol

[mickmusing]

now, that's what I'd call a hot mess.

[Dlorezzz]

thanks Michael.. I thought I looked my best.

[shannoncopley]

how funny

[NotaTrollTraveling]

maybe the queen will take Timido on her next trip and leave her there ..

[NuttersClub]

I can't take timido66 with me, because she is the Royal Painter and my balustrades need some attention!

:-)

x hugs x

[3CoolKats]

Ya gotta wath out for that Timido. Maybe we should build a moat around her, LOL.

[Dlorezzz]

I am sure the queen will take proper action

[GoretexRobo]

LOL ha-! the bloody mote!the bloody hell of it all.timido is sneaky

[Dlorezzz]

yes she is very sneaky

[sum1lovesU]

SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG (((HUG)))

[DawndeeDALLAS]

Oh my and I live so close to Van I better watch my back...hehe

[Dlorezzz]

Dawn she likes to tease and taunt people

[PuffyCatTail]

lol, dry off quick so you don't catch cold!!!

[Dlorezzz]

Oh I need a proper bath to get the smell off me first. Maybe the queen will give me a glass of brandy to calm my nerves

[NuttersClub]

It's MY brandy!

[LilCav68]

girl, you a mess.. cmere (((hug)))

[Dlorezzz]

Oh I am too wet to hug. I think I have a fish stuck in my bra

[NuttersClub]

Don't let the Royal Chef hear that or he will want to serve it for my supper

;-)

x hugs x

[Dlorezzz]

LMAO !!!

[rcmoonpie1967]

aww, bless yer heart hon!

[AnneMarie96]

Are there fish in the mote? Do you know what fish do in water? ick :)

[jantheempress]

Peace and blow dryers to you!! LOL

[LatteSue]

Shocking!

[ukp42]

Ah!! Honey!! Am so sorry you missed out on the trips, but I'll make sure you have a very nice dinner from the kitchens, love from Chef xxx

[stagecurtains]

hahhahaha mean mean painter, you can save a fortune on mascarra though, always look on the bright side of life.6

[bowlingballout]

I'll go give Timido a stern talking to.

Timido,

tsk tsk

There, that should take care of it.

[yeuxlumineuxNtx]

Hee hee hee you are just too cute Lady Dlorezz!  Hmmmmm Timido66 must have had a bad day so howz about I come over with a fresh towel and some lemonade and you can tell me all about it ok? ;) &#9829

[Dlorezzz]

Oh Shelly that would make me feel so much better. She was teasing me about the queen leaving me on purpose.

[IreneK43]

I knew Timido66 wuz trubble the 1st. time I saw her on U tube. LOL :oP

Shame shame on U timido66. Tee-hee!

Hugs, Irene

[LukaIsntLuka]

ooohnoes! you fell in! we need a fence around that moat!

[timido66]

So, you've painted me out to be the bad guy? Hmm. Tell the truth, you jumped in the moat on your own. You thought you saw a quarter in there.

[ladypn]

"painted me out to be the bad guy" LOL LOL

[Dlorezzz]

Actually I felt you push me but I didn't want to say so..

[NuttersClub]

There is a painted handprint on your back Lady Dlorezzz

[ladypn]

ROTFLOL!

[gilligan07734]

ill bet she was disappointed when she got it and it was only a nickel

[timido66]

LOL

[bugsinrug]

Aww..poor soul. Something must be done! Umm...you could always stay that way and become our Royal Clown! No? Bad idea huh? Sorry. lol. hugs, Princess bugsinrug

[Dlorezzz]

Chris , have you no sympathy ??

[bugsinrug]

I'm sorry..just trying to make you smile. Could have been worse.....not sure how..but it could have been. :-)

[Tinkerlove13]

5*****Stars :-)

[Dlorezzz]

Thanks Tink

[edenbainbridge]

poor dear! though i must confess i had to watch this twice, one time to laugh and a second to laugh harder ;)

xoexo

[Dlorezzz]

Hey I even laughed at this one. Can't believe I had the nerve to do that

[edenbainbridge]

you gotta have fun!!

xoexo

[thizizliz]

Oh the devotion! The suffering, the hardship. There, there Delorezzz, let me make you a nice cup of tea. Have a seat right here.... /hands a warm wet cloth for your face....

[Dlorezzz]

Is it Yorkshire tea ? You know that is the official royal tea here at the castle ?

[NuttersClub]

No other tea is allowed, by law!

[theloathlydaddy]

LOL At first I thought it was the Joker from that Batman film! I see now, she fell in the moat, poor thing. Timido is such a meanie lol

[NuttersClub]

I'm considering locking Timido66 up in the Tower!

;-)

x hugs x

[tunisianswife]

poor thing, the lengths she goes to for the Queen. So much for the waterproof mascara. lol

[NuttersClub]

She is a very faithful Lady in waiting :-)

x hugs x

[txnrobin]

oh my, i've never seen lady dlorezzz look so flustered! the royal painter has been hanging out with some unseemly characters, taking to wearing leather and greasing her hair into a ducktail. i knew there would be trouble....

[NuttersClub]

I am going to have to have a serious heart to heart chat with the Royal Painter :-)

x hugs x

[slowhand1954]

LMAO unfortunatly Lady D can sometimes be a bit clumsy. Tripping over all over her robes all the time. Ah well, I had better got dry her off and see if I can find her pot.

Anyone got and scuba gear???

Peace,

Lord Slowhand(aka Allen)

[NuttersClub]

You watch her with that pot, best keep it locked up i think ;-)

x hugs x

[mississippidiana]

Poor Sweetie your all wet and missed the plane again. Better Luck Next Time for catching the queen.

[Dlorezzz]

Thanks Diana,

I was pushed you know

[mississippidiana]

Well that Bitch

[Dlorezzz]

Miss Diana you musn't let the queen hear such language. She will have your mouth washed out with soap. I think she has already done that to Papalimp for his language in the castle.

[mississippidiana]

Sorry fo not showin respect. But ifin she try to wash my mouf out wif sop Ill call granny mae with her knife. HUM

[NuttersClub]

Queen Twish squirts liquid soap into Mississippidianas mouth when she's fast asleep and snoring :-)

x hugs x

[stormvixen]

Lol...this is great : ))

[KurtGnu]

Ha ha ha ha ha... :) How's the moat operated, by the way?? By re-moat control?? :)

[ladypn]

LOL

[Dlorezzz]

good pun Kurt

[mysteryglo]

LOL, too funny!!

[Dlorezzz]

Thanks Judy. I love the makeup. Didn't take nearly as much time as usual. Just a smear and a wet wig and camera ready

[moomay11649]

Oh darling Princess. I will take care of that Timido for you.

She did you wrong and she needs to be paid back by the

rest of the Nutters.  We love and support you darling.

[Dlorezzz]

Thanks Moomay.. She looks very sweet and innocent but she pushed me in the moat

[vwgti101]

She is timido66 not a good person. sometimes i wonder if his" oops i mean her real name was to be tim. You should have taken that paint brush and slapped him upside the head with it and threw her i mean him in the moat with bricks on her i mean his feet,

[NuttersClub]

ROFL!

:-)

x hugs x

[moomay11649]

OH NO! What did Van do to you? Shall I bring the royal kitties over to comfort you?

[NuttersClub]

:-)

x hugs x

mieow!

[izzysmart]

to the tower al right queen twish, peace and love

[NuttersClub]

:-)

x hugs x

[stevobot]

Oh Dlorezzzz, watch out for that bloody moat, I fell in once & now I've got rusty nuts

[ladypn]

Ha ha ha!!!

[NuttersClub]

Do you want me to get the Royal Valet to oil your nuts for you? ;-)

[stevobot]

I would prefer my nuts to be greased please, at the moment they are seized up, where's my wrench & large hammer??

[NuttersClub]

I borrowed your large hammer some time ago, but you are welcome to rummage for it in my shed if you wish. I needed it to erect my TwishTowers sign :-)

x hugs x

[stevobot]

I'll pop in later for a quick rummage please ;p can't stop, the royal chef has got me chasing hagis's round the garden

[scottfaithfull]

thank goodness that won't be a mess i'll have to clean up. er, um i mean...oh how awful! *grabs duster and runs off* ((hugs)) :)

[NuttersClub]

ROFL!

:-)

x hugs x

[NuttersClub]

Oh poor Lady Dlorezzz, i shall speak severely with that nasty Royal painter Timido66, i may even send her to the tower ;-)

x hugs x

[ladypn]

Wonderful, Dolores! Your makeup was particularly inspired! LOL :)

[NuttersClub]

My make-up looks like this most days :-)

x hugs x