Nick & Norm - Ploy

[slunkmonky]

This commercial works because in the heart of every child is the desire to become an ignorant stodgy businessman who pretends he's listening to his young gay prostitutes by repeating single words they say and then telling them how the fuck life works without an explanation, just a declaration while chewing steak. I haven't done drugs in days because of this PSA.

[TheYoungbabybirdbath]

i don't know about all you, but i was convinced that marijuana funded terrorism when he actually spelled out the word fact... inspiring

[tantoedge]

I don't keep friends who make arguments like that.

Quality over Quantity.

[Ramble1212]

don;t talk with your mouth full

[Jacktherippingomegap]

Clearly, the point of the commercial was that both of those guys were stoned out of their minds. =P

[saikonate]

Thumbs up if you did drugs just because you hated this commercial so much.

[idonotknowme]

DO NOT TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL! That is why I do drugs, my table manners have never been better.

[PoonBot5K]

I can fly. Like superman. And I shit gold bars. This is a fact. F A C T. You should believe it because it's true.

[robodrew]

"It is true" uhhh ok whatever you say dude.  Santa is real IT IS TRUE.

[endub909]

"it is true" -guy probably works for the tobacco lobby

[schizoidchimp]

@endub909 what makes you think the tobacco lobby is anti-drug? 1.they have the plans ready for commercialization of weed the moment it becomes legal, and 2.people smoke like a chimney when they're on cocaine and mephedrone and probably even mdma. they have no beef with drugs.

[Cjim429]

You know what funds more terrorism and has led to more innocent people being killed?

Paying your federal taxes.

You know what leads to more damage to the world?

Not burning down the first large bank you see

[HansPuls]

this shit makes me wanna fund terrorism.

[robbi1i]

watch the american drug war (the last white hope) by Kevin Booth who was best friends with the great Bill Hicks, you will understand the very meaning of the ploy.

[iluvrandomnames]

circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works because circular reasoning works

[saithrenslot]

VIOLENT ANGER GENERATED BY RECKLESS IDIOCY

[shomala]

this is exactly how i should talk my kids about drugs

[tigerjonn]

way fail..

[cancanbiker]

next time they should do one for wallstreet.

[jlfryar1]

no dumb ass, the american government was responsible for the import of 75% of the cocaine in this country, which paid for the Contras in Nicaragua. How is it possible the bush administration still walks freely?

[J0HNFR33M4N]

i lol'd heartily, these ridiculous anti-drug commercials are one of the few reasons i love america.

[Arcturusalt]

Guys, cats shit out spider monkeys

This is a fact

F-A-C-T FACT!!!

There's no denying it I mean come on.

[1amsm1th]

It is true

[flamingfishbone]

I don't understand how it is possible to make both sides of that conversation sound ridiculous, but you've got to hand it to them, they found a way to do it.

Bravo!

[Brrrendan2]

This is a playground conversation.

[ElOmarco]

This makes me sick.

[sucidalbeing3]

oh well either laws will change or they wont that doesnt stop people using and selling drugs btw people who sell seem to get caught more people who use drugs hide them well usually

[fixinah]

government-fail!

[acid909]

TOTAL CROCK! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

[fl00ders]

what?

No. Fail. EPIC FAIL.

This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen. It has to be a parody right? SNL?

[smashpiranha]

You should believe in santa claus because he's real!

[thedude00000]

that is the shittiest fucking argument i have ever heard.

[pooabigpoo]

@thedude00000 Except the argument about God.

How do you know God exists?

because the bible says he exists.

and how do you know the bible is true?

because the bible says the bible is true.

[hollenhammer]

what

[ArbiterOfFunk]

what

[SeargantSwashy]

whats up with the bad camera angle and two weirdos eatin dinner

[VitaminJyo]

what about when you buy weed from a dealer who grows in his house?

[Dysnomia303]

Who the hell thought an ad campaign featuring an inquisitive young man getting shot down by his dad with a shitty argument would connect with a teeneage audence?

[xShockArtistx]

the reason they say it like that is because when it was made public that drug money supports terror and the cia and dea's involvment, all thoughs involved had all the charges dropped.. so even though there was proof it didn't matter...basically he coulda have give'n plenty of proof to the guy in this vid and it still wouldn't of matterd in the long run

[DallasDoesItBest]

hahahahahhahahahahahha

[Gadz13]

when i watch this commercial it doesnt seem very antidrug like its supposed to be.

[FangsFirst]

yeah, I found that amusing, how at the end, he's like. "What? Are you fucking kidding me? THAT is your argument?!"

[Gadz13]

the first time i saw it online, i actully thought some hippies were making a video mocking the antidrug commercials haha.

[Milanders]

It is a fact though, the Drug Money funds the CIA who funds terror... it's a fact - F-A-C-T fact, the government has given us the facts in plain sight and we don't even realise it.

But i agree, they don't use logic or research in their argument.