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  • This dog has anal gland impaction and is in great pain, you halfwits!!!

  • Can you halfwits read the damn description?

    I've seen worm-free dogs do this.

  • Lol

  • FAIL :P TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Hahahahahaha this is funny! ... the music made this video

  • Symptom usually misdiagnosed as psychological problem but in reality your dog most likely has worms or infected/blocked anal glands...For his/her sake look it up.

  • your vet sucks, it's worms.

  • You dodo brains the dog has worms she's scooting to help the itching -_-

  • THATS SOME EXTREME BUTT WIPING! as Hulk Hogan would say

  • It's called Worms you fucking stuppid ass moron. Deworm the dog or I hope to God you get em you fucktard.

  • Hey, don't make fun of Zoey like that.

  • she must have a REALLLLLLLLLLLY itchy butt. did you ever find the cause before she died?

  • the sensitive comments make me feel bad and the insensitive comments make me laugh my ass off. kind of torn here......

  • this made me laugh so hard lol

  • anal gland problem...

  • She smells where she just wiped her ass thinking, "I don't remember eating that."

  • seeing that i know whats wrong with this dog makes it entirely not funny. when you ad the reckless attitude of the beastie boys and your worthless selves, i feel very bad for the dog

  • @smooshmagoosh ...yea, the anal glands need to be relieved!! The older the dog gets, the more frequent it needs to be done. And I freekin hate the beastie boys!!! I feel bad for the dog too. And to those that feel the need to try that, put yourself on another "Jackass" sequel. Only makes sense!!! I suppose your vet doesnt inform you of stuff like that??

  • ohhh, butt roller coater! GOT TO TRY IT!

  • But not from 0:58-1:19... From the last comment

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  • He is casually wiping his butt.

  • FatAss Dog is Full of Worms. Stupid AssHoles!!!

  • 0:55 when the butt wipe :D

  • this is stupid

  • so then i was like

    lol tapeworm

  • It's got worms.

  • a result of a dog with full anal glands.

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  • hahaha

  • hahahaha ouchy, i hope there weren't any stickers in that grass.

    :3 silly pooch needed her anal glands expressed, but when you've got no vet staff around you make due with grass, or concrete..or carpet. or anything, i guess! ha!

  • haha!

  • You're looing for an ass race! First one to the kitchen Wins! GO!

  • Not once but twice LOL!! Awesome!

  • That's a big fucking dog i love how it left an ass trail behind it! Than it turns around and sniffs it STUPID DOG! XD

  • dog is ass sledding.

  • not worms...probably needs anal glands expressed...that is a common sign

  • poor dog full of worms... :(

  • haha draging ass downhill :D

  • that dog had worms

  • You need to get his anal glands drained!!!

  • cruel fuker take him to get is glands burst

  • he had worms lol

  • omg i love butts

  • worms

  • this dog is looking for an ass race, is there a challenger to go against her?

  • Lmao...just observation but that dog looks pretty wrecked to ^me....lol

  • badass lab

  • I'm crying. That was awesome!

  • courtesy sniff

    

  • So, what you're telling me is... she no longer slays vampires? lol

  • dont worry vamps... ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN!!!!!

  • 1:07

    

  • Hay. Sorry about your dog passing away

  • can i have your dog?? PLEASE XD

  • LOL AHAHAHA im crying, thanks bro. this is fucking gold

  • its so sad cuz that means that the dog has worms in his butt so its not funny just to you but, not me........:(

  • @delylahbaby1

    So what if he has worms?

    That was fucking hilarious.

    Feeling bad for deceased canine does nothing for any of us.

    Laughing, however, is good for your health. Fact.

  • the song is radd.

  • Did yall put cayenne pepper on his but lol

  • YEAH Sure.....the over explanation ruins what is an otherwise beautiful piece

  • U got a fat dog :D hahah

  • Oh, MAN, this was so hysterically funny- this was GREAT- hooray for Buffy! I needed this laugh today....

  • I refuse to ever touch a dogs ass I don't care what the reason. Cats rule btw!

  • thats the way i wipe my ass

  • lol

  • big fat yanky dog

  • the fun starts at 1:09 xD

    I love when he says Ouuuhh Ouuuuuhhh xD

  • LOL

  • Your Dog Is Obease And Has Worms Thats Badd :'( Poor Dog

  • mud slide!

  • lmfao!

  • U AWFUL FKING HORRIBLE TWAT Y DID YOU MAKE HIM DO THAT NO WONDER HE DIED COZ HE HATED YOU HE HATED YOU

    *I let your dog RIP*

  • @katie1234270 This is why you don't let your retarded 12 year old cousin on the computer

  • thats a sighn of worms so if i were u i would go ot the vets and get some worm stuff

  • @iPhone4100 HE IS DEAD NOW :[

  • scratchy ass?

  • 1:50 He walked where the dog wiped his ass before :X

  • AND HES OFF!!!!!!!!!!

  • buffy the vampire slayer dog 

  • @geleann80 you mean buffy the dog slayer

    lol

  • i fuckin laugh when your friend howls like that at 1:16 lol ha ha ha!

  • Mega butt wipe!

  • I really feel sad for your dog *cries*

  • Now that was the mother of all arse wipes!!!

    

  • Sounds like Charles Trippy

  • That dog has serious worms o_o

  • wtf lol its funny ^_^

  • That looks fun. I'm off to the hill at the end of my road.

  • damnit lassie...

  • and then he smells it, good boy

  • whats the song playing

  • she was overweight :( thats sad! poor puppy

  • stupid dog probably dragged its ass all the way into the street, then got hit by an ass wipe truck... , 

  • @cardmasteralec1 Y ARE YOU SO HORRIBLE EGH WHY ARE U SO HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!! WHY I AM WORRIED ABOUT MY DOG NOW U MANIACK

  • Respond to this video...

  • hes got worms lol

  • Aw, RIP, she looks like a sweetie. I know it's not worms, it's an anal glad cleaning thing. You may know this, as the poster, but others may not.. Funny stuff. :)

  • drogas

    

  • "downhill ass drag, 200pts."

  • did she leave some nuggets on the side of the hill?

  • This made my night!

  • @ FeralChildBuff Just have somebody squeeze your head till the pus that's in there comes out, like in a vise, or with a sledge hammer.

  • That's because you're dumber than an impacted anal gland. see, the answer is right here on you tube, but you're too stoopid to put "anal gland" in the search box,

  • haha! wish my dog would do that in the grass instead of the carpet

  • She's overweight some and probably had a hard time grooming her bum, so scratching it on the grass was the next best thing.. That's pretty smart if you ask me.

  • hahhahhahah

  • lol our laby does the same on the sofa but she is heavier than the kids lol

  • That dog is overweight.

  • very nice dog

  • ROFL

  • That's sad and funny at the same time

  • omg thats awsome!!

  • @Mariann3Piano vbbb

  • my dog daise did this

  • YES. my dog was doing this and i wanted to see if anyone filmed their dog doing this exact same thing. he just slid down the hill it was the best

  • this is the first video i actually laughed at in like 5 weeks, and the 1st vid i laughed all the way through in like a year!!!!!! 5***** OMG LMAO!!!!

  • worms ... srsly.

  • beautiful dog

  • she was hilarious...such a happy looking dog..I bet it felt good for her.

  • That dog sooo needs it's anal glands draining!

  • Buffy RIP sweetie, What a cool dog she seems to show so much love . She seems to have had anal gland problems that is why she was scooting around on her butt and then sniffing where she had been.You must miss her so much.

  • the butt dragging= full anal glands

  • omg my dog was watching this and started barking hahahah

  • haha, that's awesome!

  • @VAMPIREMACHIINE you should of checked the dogs for worms... they do that when they have worms. cats on the otherhand they just do it because they have poop around the bunghole.

  • @olfan92 ok my dog does that too and no he does NOT have worms! he just has got poop up his butt!

  • VIRAL!

  • LMFAOO

  • she look real funny, and happy dog~

  • GO! GO! GO!

  • so hilarious!!

  • Far out! this is hilarious!

  • peace to Buffy 0:)

  • That was a FAT dog!

  • R.I.P. Buffy, you were one of a kind!

  • its not as easy as it looks trust me its hard haha :P

  • hahaha thats fuckin hilerious!!!

  • That was MAD downhill skillz

  • That is one itchy ass!

  • awesome dog. R.I.P Buffy

  • lol

  • @pfclittell You need to learn how to read video descriptions.

  • shes dead already...read the description

  • my dog always wip his butt on my carpet when he's done pooping

  • haha omg what the fuck is wrong with me??

    I'm 38 and i was crying laughing watching this!!

    get your rubber gloves on dude and get your finger up your dog's arse!!

    well...maybe its better your vet does it really!

    i wish i had glands in my arse so my missus would finger my sheriff's badge! haha

  • Parasits stupids!!!!

  • idiots!

  • All predators, whether they are canines or felines in the wild or skunks in your backyard, have anal glands.

    When the glands become impacted, a veterinarian, groomer, or the pet's owner must clean them out, or 'express' them. This empties the glands of all material. It is done by applying pressure with the finger, start below the gland and then pushing upwards. In some dogs, this needs to be done every week or two.

  • what comes out and is it gross?

  • FINALLY!!!

    someone gets it right.

    10000000000% RIGHT!

    time to express the anal glands.

  • fe. i just gont one question before people whos finger did they get to clean them out?

  • @andyinla So how did the wolves do before we humans cleaned their butholes?? xD :P

  • @andyinla .... I don't believe you.

  • @andyinla dude im not putting my finger up my dogs ass

  • @damoosicman Your call, but he would love you even more if your did...

  • @andyinla COOL STORY BRO!!!

    also i bet you would like fingering your dog..

  • pinches pendejos ¡¡ ella tiene parasitos .. malditos ¡¡ ignorantes ¡¡

  • I wonder why all the "she has worms" comments are getting downvoted... Any idiot can tell that she definitely does.

    5/5 for the simple thought of her ass worms crawling on the carpet and furniture.

  • Barmok nem veszik észre hogy azért viszket neki mert férges:(

  • Don't think this is funny. I bet if those mens anuses itched they wouldn't be laughing! That dog has worms & needs to be treated. I wish the dog would fart on their faces and maybe the worms would stop their laughter!

  • Maybe she had worms

  • I wonder if she had worms.

  • She sounded like courage the cowardly the dog, she was moaning.

    She was tought some weird trix

  • the beastie boys in the background makes this 10x as funny hahaha

  • Wipes her ass for 50 yards then sniffs it and rolls all over in her ass-streak. Reminds me of greedy bank executives lusting & slobbering in piles of stolen cash.

  • lolololololololol

  • How bloody sad for the dog-did it die of impacted or infected anal sacs?

  • Nope, she died of old age, she just liked to scratch her butt, we had her checked for everything by our vet.. she was fine... once again.. thanx for your concern of my dead dog... : p

  • you say dead dog like you dont give a shit.

    Poor dog.

    :p back atcha.

  • @VAMPIREMACHIINE i say a puppy at the dog park do that!!!! it had -what the owner called (a dinglebarry) hanging 2 inches out her ass!! the owner had 2 pull it out with a plastic bag on her hands... it was 4 1n. long!!!! and the owner sed"well thats what u get 4 eating string u dummy"

  • Anal sacs, lol you mean anal glands. Sacs only occur with birds or frogs.

  • I love that Buffy sniffs the slide trail when she's done! Awesome