Stephen Lynch Handles Heckler (5.10.09) (Day 22)

[Marc3ism]

You say Stephen Lynch in your vid and you produce this shite. Next time head your vid "Bruce Lee". You'll get more hits you fucking moron........................

[scienceatheism]

I want to have sex with the blonde chick.

[nickothompson]

10$??? Thats all you saved? There is no deal dance over $10!!!

[JustPlayTragic690]

I wanna do the blonde chick hahaha :p

[dancingzira]

what the fuck. this isnt stephen lynch. You're a douche bag, brah.

[insinuwait]

Jesus, so 5 minutes of you talking about your boring mundane life and then 20 seconds of why I clicked on this video. Eat a bag of dicks.

[peppercorns207]

"Most of the people here are classless cunts". Yeah, must suck to live in a city where the majority aren't wearing glasses just to look smart or pretending to know the French language by using the preposition "de". It's hard to be a hipster.

-Yours sincerely, a very classy cunt.

[Ma1iciousMike]

What kind of douchebag is this kid...he didnt get one good shot of her ass.

[TheBsmith722]

id ride that blonde for weeks on end.

[conner1ize]

so this fag films everything im assuming

[havocbeast]

wait whats the last bit you paid 30 bucks and im up here?

[BrownToliet00000]

wtf is this stupid shit. skip to the fucking stand up you faggot

[5150afx]

Did your girlfriend go to Harrison High School? Did you go there too? You guys look super familiar.

[MrDeano0405]

Why did this jerkoff put so much bullshit at the start!!?!?

[ZachAllenTV]

3:19 to skip to Stephen Lynch.

[TheFauxpas42]

@ZachAllenTV Thumbs his comment to the top, plz.

[GreenAnonymous]

Anybody have a time number to where the heckler is? Im not watching this shit

[PFieroGT87]

I'm sorry but I HAVE to ask what your secret is... how does a guy like you end up with a girl like that?

[FlashAttackReviews]

@PFieroGT87 Viagra

[Azraelean]

Shut the fuck up and drink your beer.

[cldump]

Hey Phil i would so bang your friend.

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

soooo.. whats up with stuff?

[Penguinsact]

The first several minutes feels like i'm watching the beginning of a horror movie.

[danni7020]

fuck you you fuck head its people like you that are ruining america

[sweattshop]

This video is mislabeled. It would have a million hits if the vacation stuff was cut out.

[batvanvaiych]

@sweattshop its a vlog by Philip DeFranco, hes a viral video maker hahahaha the stephen lynch video (however funny) is taken out of context from his series :)

[hitman036]

I was skimming comments and didn't even realize it was Philly D vid until I heard Phil and Lindsey's voice.

[OniResurected]

Now I really want to see him live!

[derman077]

After learning of evolution by natural selection and genealogy I secretly weep inside at the thought of douche bags with decent women. I really thought our species might have a chance. then I watched Idiocracy. Also, Stephen Lynch FTW.

[AntiCyberGreenBunny]

i didn't realize this was Sxephil until about 2 minutes ago.

[kramirez1023]

idk why but i have a feeling like this dude's laugh sounds like David Cook O_O

[lewiswenttotown]

this combines two of my favourite people in the world! XD LIIIIIIKE

[Diddlen]

What is she doin' with that DOUCHE!???!

[rentonthurston10]

3:20 to get to the stephen lynch part

[BetaBuildFilms]

@Zethink First, you took the time to look at my vids, so stop riding on my jock, brah! Bobo's a character from a very popular satellite duo not some youtube spammer like your fag wannabe idol. He just post vids of pillowbitting talk with small tidbits of celeb news(=+shit) to fool viewers like you along with his over inflated numbers. Yea, not my real name Mr brave man who has no vids but favorites a Monster Hunter song like a 12 year old shota boy or a rice peddling wigger with no taste.

[BetaBuildFilms]

Why are people defending these Later Day Yuppies? Defending your status quo, because you relate to these self involved hipsters posting vidlogs of themselves doing the most mundane shit in the world in lieu of anything interesting to contribute to the world. Over then modeling Urban Outfitters as a prison suit for other talentless cubicle cunts that would enjoy Stephen lynch's brand of alternative comedy A negative comment shaking your Chakras to reveal the banality of a equal douche existence?

[Zenthik]

@BetaBuildFilms Oh, great, uplifting social commentary there, "BetaBuildFilms" (if that's your real name). Let's see what profundities you have to offer on your channel -- ah yes, "Bobo's Snowball Fight", truly a poignant testament, chronicling Man's Inhumanity to Man.

[JT01989]

Your a cunt

[KayJay91750]

FYI: Stephen lynch stuff starts @ 3:21

[McCal92]

@KayJay91750 Thank you!

[djspinningblades]

u are a fag

[hellandlife]

please bear in mind the nobody you lot keep reffering to is phillip de franco.........one of the most famous youtubers, with easly over 2m viewers for every show soooo stfu as last time i checked you are the nobodys

[SuperJohnnorman]

Classless cunts in the audience eh? Like people sitting there filming it.

[AfroNinjaX]

@SuperJohnnorman lol u mad bro

[SuperJohnnorman]

@AfroNinjaX why would I be mad?

[gb389]

2:51

skip to stephen

[gb389]

@gb389 whoops, go to 3:20 instead

[beeniefide]

@gb389 why did you just post a reply to yourself, thats quite lame and demonstrates to everyone else that you have a fat arse and no life.

[gb389]

@beeniefide yeah? well, you have a vagina, so i suppose we're even

[beeniefide]

@gb389 wrong again, im a guy.

[gb389]

@beeniefide yeah? well, i guess we're even anyways,

[Terminus616]

i hate how nobodies record themselves and post videos about their lives like we ACTUALLY GIVE A DAMN!!!

[ItsBlackFriday]

@Terminus616 It's funny because this "nobody" make over 250k a year of youtube.

[AfroNinjaX]

@Terminus616 beer drinking time!!

[oFlamesz]

only got so many views because of the stephen lynch in the title

[ItsBlackFriday]

@oFlamesz Look at his other videos. he legitimately has way over 250k subs buddy.

[oFlamesz]

@ItsBlackFriday no i know hes probably the awesomest person ever i was just saying this video wouldnt have gotten as many views if this dude didnt mention his name in it.

[AfroNinjaX]

@oFlamesz stfu and drink your beer :)

[Skeen747]

just.... wth... no.... life....

[MrHou5]

0:00-4:39 was gay as hell

[RighteousAryan]

who the fuck is Stephen Lynch?

[Bmanritchie]

@RighteousAryan Stephen Lynch - one of the funniest singing comedians to ever live

[iwGRxDiSTx808]

Skip to 3:18 if you wanna see stephen lynch and not philips life...

[THEPANTSWEREDEAD]

Phillip is such a faggot, why can't he just skip the crap and post whats in the title?

[brandon9271]

Crystal had some huge boobies.. which is never a bad thing :)

[VFAA1C]

Skip to 3:20 to skip the stupid stuff and get to Stephen Lynch

[DiscoveringReason]

He didn't handle that well at all.

[VenusDoom3]

what did Stephen lycnh say after "you ain't funny"??

[TeamTrucken]

@VenusDoom3 I think he says "that's why you paid 30 bucks and I'm up here"

[Kimbelle10]

"YOU AINT FUNNY...YOU AINT FU-HUNNY!"

Lol! Loved this vid--Hope you had a good time!

[RighteousAryan]

Who the fuck is Stephen Lynch?

[TheScottLisa]

@RighteousAryan never talk again.

[CETY96]

3:21

[Bickso]

This should be called , On the way to a Steven Lynch concert ,and I just happend to record him dealing with a heckler, WOW another wasted 4:39 seconds.LOL

[magpiefabric]

Yeeeeeeeah in Britain we don't have security to hush hecklers, the vast majority will beat them into the ground using quick backhanded wit, you know, what comedians are supposed to have.

[misterindecisive]

@magpiefabric lol thats so british. "quick backhanded wit"

[kaine969]

what is this, bookworm bitches?

[jamonmeg]

ya he does

[imjustmedwi]

am i the only 1 that thinks he sounds exactly like nick swardson

[kadeleblanc]

that wasted three min of my life that i'll never get back

[aidevelopment]

vlogs make me want to punch babies

[martyp76]

thumbs up if you skipped the shite to get to the stephen lynch stuff!

[ChildsInc]

Blondie at the start is hot, i'd love to make a porno with her

[TheDevilbuster]

@ChildsInc I'm sure she's flattered to hear that. >.>

[mastodonseven]

@ChildsInc  lol god you need to get laid

[jamesykt69]

@ChildsInc id like her to keep them glasses on though

[GreenAnonymous]

@ChildsInc We can all safely assume that she wont feel the same way and you wouldn't have a chance in hell.

[RandomWhiplash]

@ChildsInc God you and all the people that thumbed your comment up are pathetic.... and it explains why you think of jerking it to random women on the internet. Get some manners and get a life.

[MrDeano0405]

@RandomWhiplash Its freedom of speech you asshole! If you are easily offended why are you even watching a Stephen Lynch video!?? What did you expect? No profanity??? Youre a stupid fuck!

[RandomWhiplash]

@MrDeano0405 !!!!Congradulations!!!! You have just thrown a completely tasteless insult at one of the last few people with morals on youtube!! Oh and by the way, freedom of speech means you can say whatever you damn well please..... but it doesn't mean that you should. Maybe when you've matured a little you'll stop arguing with a computer screen that's plugged into a wall and do something with yourself in the real world. Have a nice life loser.

[ksim43]

@RandomWhiplash "one of the last few people with morals on youtube"

Well, someone thinks well of himse.f. Was this proven in scientific studies? How many of you are left?

[Jewbear964]

@ChildsInc She's cute, but not porno cute.

[houseofthedevil]

wtf, i wanted to see stephen lynch, and i got 3 minutes of a 4 minute clip of a dumb fucking faggot diary you did in a cab with your emo girlfriend while filming the most goofy looking people you could find. try naming your videos correctly next time or just stop making them. its up to you

[megalodonna]

@1800LAZERFACE Damn... you mean I missed my chance with THE you tube phenom "1800LUZERFACE" ??? (sobs uncontrollably) I can never live this down! ! I guess I'll go make a turkey sandwich and go hang myself in tha shitter!

[katherinekidd85]

I love the fact I know this is in Atlanta at Atlantic Station.....please tell me it is, or else everywhere there's a Bodies exhibit looks exactly the same with the same exact venue, lol.

[megalodonna]

@1800LAZERFACE wow, you sure told me off! How original of you.!!

[yowlexander]

@megalodonna actually i think he did a fairly good job.. no offense towards you. Just an educated viewpoint

[johnnyjus2makeapoint]

ive seen a clip off da actual bit missed it mate

[spetnaz93]

what's that music at 0:35

[megalodonna]

@1800LAZERFACE um..ok, then y r u watching this? Oh my god!!! It's the heckler... SECURITY!!!!!!!!

[ajledebuhr1s]

fuckin' fake-titler, i hope you burn in hell with hitler

[PhillipThunderGrunge]

Alcohol + Idiots = loud, drunk, hecklers

[DeathKillCity]

Why cant I skip the ad!?

[hall313]

fuck you for your gay video and your fake title, faggot

[JosephOB1983]

To 1800LAZERFACE: Stephen Lynch. not funny ya right!



[BillHicks420]

GOD I LOVE STEPHEN!

[randomnamegenerated]

too long, did not watch. @fuckignorance - properly!

[FanOfBandy]

Thanks for the tip about 3 balloons! :)

[benchleyparker]

In case you're interested - the people on stage might not need to be so overexposed. The reason they are is that you're in auto iris mode, meaning the camera is averaging the amount of light and opening the iris too much. Just use the manual iris or exposure settings - if your camera has these features. If you can do it, closing the iris will make everything darker and you'll be able to adjust the iris so the people on stage have proper color and detail instead of being blobs of white.

[charlespeterwatson]

Stephen Lynch should've taken a page out of Michael Richards book and slam the heckler with the guitar.

[MustBeHigh]

@psychopathicking88 actually "realize" is the same if it's spelled with a Z or an S.

[BryanWittKidTGS]

At least the girl is somewhat attractive.

[ImperiousViking]

@BryanWittKidTGS

you have poor taste

[ProKate1]

3:07 star wars kid has a girlfriend :D:D:D::D

[EyesOfTheSouthSTi]

haha some people in GA are fucking assholes. Ex GF yea ya are :D

[Jewclops]

lol

[Gameorama91]

XD I'd love to see him live. Gotta check if he's coming to florida

[jiwbink]

Can you SAY ADHD?

[xIxInfamousxIx]

lol at the people who knew you =]

[SeroDarkmount]

lynch rules

[H8URSK8]

It looked like there was a smoke alarm in the car haha

[MooseFather89]

The first 3:20 minutes are a waste of time

[Zeldaprincess]

. _ . He came.. To Atlanta.. Last year.. How the F*CK did I miss THAT?! Oh my god my life is a failure T . T HE CAME TO THIS CRAPHEAP AND DIDN'T HEAR OF IT! It's worse than when my friend saw Jeff Dunham and didn't tell me > .> Her excuse being "I didn't know you liked him." YOU DIDN'T F*CKING ASK YOU WHORE! ;> .> I-I'm sorry..

[dontripmypaperheartx]

@Zeldaprincess he came lol

[Zeldaprincess]

@dontripmypaperheartx ;> w> Not making it better.

[MrDylan2323]

@Zeldaprincess someone takes shit to seriously

[Zeldaprincess]

@MrDylan2323 Huh? . _ . And what part of that sentence made you think I was serious?

[jackcresmere]

omg defranco nd stephen lynch, in the same place! now THATS A HURRICANE!!! OF AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

[xsquirtx123]

her glasses make her look....sexy smart :D

[tylerextream]

the killers :)

[reddawn5]

dude love stephen he delt with that great :D i wana see him soo bad hope he come to madison on his next tour

[MacGrubersmullet]

@cloqwerks thanks dude, i was about to skip this vid and flame the shit out of the poster for giving the video a misleading title

[agreaves1]

How to Handle a Heckler

By: Stephen Lynch

Chapter One: Pussy Out.

The End

[fuckignorance1]

The start of this is like the start of a porno lol

[taz3dp]

@fuckignorance1 that is exactly what I was thinking!!!

[pandresa]

@fuckignorance1 LMFAO truuuuuue

[wowhorde12]

@fuckignorance1 lol so true

[ToRnIkEE66]

@fuckignorance1 LOL

So Fucking funnyyyy lOLO:L D: : D

[themanplan987]

@fuckignorance1 lol when the guy picks up a girl off a street and has small talk

[PineappleJaguar]

@fuckignorance1 LOL

[johnnyjus2makeapoint]

FACT@fuckignorance1 

[duckiesv]

@fuckignorance1 holy crap that's exactly what i was thinking :))

[RawringIsForRyans]

@fuckignorance1 you obviously watch a lot od porn

[austin4x]

@RawringIsForRyans - nah he's totally right, hence ALLLL the thumbs up. every porno from like 2000 on starts the same. random guy with a camera walks up to random girl, hey wanna shoot a porno for cash? omg ive never done anything like that before... of course i will. should we shoot in a bed or just get it over with here in the van on the highway? they dont even throw in the shitty music anymore. guess they finally get that nobody cares about plot, location, music, etc. :)

[InATrance89]

this exact scenario happened when i saw him in edinburgh last night, where the fuck are the security in these places? some people are such dickheads shouting out, stephen took it like a hero and was HILARIOUS though. Great show.

[uembeast]

shes a pretty one

[buriedinlight]

Funny vid. Also, pretty sure I fucked the blond a few years back. Wasn't bad. Never caught her name though.

[sk8r4lifeyo]

stephen lynch FTW!

[jessy01134]

lol i love himmm

[zero0nea]

i don't know why but i have an urge to punch phil in the face.

[sk8r4lifeyo]

@zero0nea i dont know why, but i have an urge to punch YOU in the face

[gadson45]

@sk8r4lifeyo

INTERNET TOUGH GUY!

[sk8r4lifeyo]

@gadson45 tee fucking hee

[gadson45]

@sk8r4lifeyo

Yeah! adding a 'fucking' between every possible sylable and word makes you sound like a hard ass! Can get over how much your an awesome tough guy!

[sk8r4lifeyo]

@gadson45 you know, this is incredibly pointless, you trying to "call me out" over the internet. if i was an "internet tough guy" i would give an address and challenge people to a fight. when people are assholes however, i call them out on it, like the whole "i suddenly got the urge to punch sxephil in the face" comment was retarded and unnecessary, and furthermore retarded.

[gadson45]

Lololololol.

You put "call me out" in quotes as if your above it, then say you call out assholes. And btw when someone says that they get an urge to punch someone in the face, and then you respon by saying "i dont know why, but i have an urge to punch YOU in the face" you sound like just as much of a asshole. Not to mention an sxephil nuthugger.

[Endracne]

YOUR MY GOD STEVEN!

thats why i like the man... so sad that the drunk is crazy... :D

[prinzessinkuss]

LOL

[Jewdey16]

That made my day

[hellboy6889]

i wanna know wtf the guy was doing to be so obnoxious.

[totalximmortal23]

stephen lynch owns!!

[whaley798]

youre chic is 31.7% hotter in glasses...yes i wouldnt mind bangin sarah palin

[draith007]

"Bitch's mouth noise?" Thats gotta be the best way i've ever heard someone say it. XD Props!

[JDude0074]

I was there!!!

funnier in person, lol

[SwordSeraph]

Wow, this was here? I'm sorry I missed it!

[razrblde01]

if u look on 1:18 the sign says explore, then it has some dildos at the bottom 0_0 lol