Hello Humans This Is Xenu..

[devo4g63]

Sorry typo, it should read 'Fucking funny', sorry xenu, all hail HEMI!!!

[devo4g63]

That is fuck funny, I believe in the god Hemi, all hail the great Hemi!!! At least the Hemi is real, you can also see and touch it. All kneel in front of the almighty HEMI!!!

[vDEATHxSTROKEv]

@Fredfredbug4 Cool story bro.

[ChileanCrafter]

FOR SCIENCE!

[carl121u]

Why would Xena drop a h-bomb hes from another planet he must really be crap when it comes to technology an h-bomb is like a 70's bomb if he was an alian then wouldn't he have a plasma bomb or viperiser.... I doubt Xena is the devil he sounds more like a "WORLORD" a goverment approved star gazer wanting hate a upon the people plus usa is rasist anyway well goverment is...anyway keep it up...ps, the green one cruise add holding hes not bad thats a bad call yoda is cool

[abe334455]

Just great!!! XXDD

[mccoy1303]

with foreclosures, Job out sourcing, and Billionaires that don't want to share their success.

then you wonder why this Country is in the state it's in?

Instead of wasting time, worring about something that has nothing to do with the food Put on your table, or off your table. Your on the Net. Wasting the most valuable and needed resource there is..TIME! Cause they threw Christians to the Lions, but Christians, are still here. It's all hands on deck, Stop playin silly games, & do your part!

[doze99trax]

thums up if you A: practice the "evil powers of psychiatry", B: worship xenu, or C: don't tollerate BS like "the study of truth"

[heebes3414]

atleast scientologists are blowing things up or part of wars

[MyTube22T]

That's what we need. Another f,,,... religion.

[zambimaru]

This is some funny shit.

[SuperResound]

fuck you xenu

[battlecow1]

0:15-0:18 makes no sense. Jesus did, in fact, exist, according to all the existing historical theories that I know of.

[crewsader14]

@battlecow1 That is literally the stupidest thing I've ever seen written anywhere. Please do some more research into some of these "Historical Theories". Unless of course, these "Theories" are different passages from a Bible of some sort, then burn that waste of dead trees and stop contributing useless information from Nofuckinwaythatmakesanysensevi­lle, Egypt. One more thing, are you a High School Graduate? Not that I'm passing any judgement because, I actually dropped out. Still smarter than u

[battlecow1]

@crewsader14 Dude, I'm not even saying that Jesus was the son of god or anything, that's a different argument. Yeshua of Nazareth is an actual, factual historical figure. Go look it up on Wikipedia or something; pretty much everyone acknowledges it.

[shadowfaxx1]

Can you imagine how pissed Cruise will be when he finally hears about Xenu?

[pedrofcuk]

@shadowfaxx1 er... if Cruise is OT7 he knows about Xenu already.

[BerlinAnon46]

loool... I love it!

[zzzvlad100]

Translation of this video. Hello people, it is my brainfucker, I will fuck you brains, brains of your families and brains of your friends, for it you will pay all money, when fuck all on this planet, will treat on other.

[Scaretoon]

0:50 So true... Idea! We should strike all of this sh*tty Scientr0llogy - videos dead with this song! We are Anonymous! We should pwn their channel to death. >D

...

Well, the Internet is for p?rn, not religulous junk like Scienblasphemy!

[Carnage1235]

Really Xenu? For real and for true?

[pixelmed]

But I have a question... ¿Does Xenu have antennas?, ¿is his blood like acid, just like Alien´s?, if we put on a fight between Xenu and Predator... ¿who will win?... please enlight me Tom Cruise

[xXpoisonwasthecureXx]

I'll take 3 Scientology's plz

[AGrandt]

On just how many levels of being insane does anyone have to be to buy into that Scientology crap cult shit?

[badcat1226]

Thanks for the laugh. 5/5

[larsjake]

Hell, i could come up with a better religion than that! hmmmm......

[devonxxdoomsday]

My boyfriend actually did a report on Scientology with this playing in the background lol. OTL

[TheDarkTaker00]

scientology: give us your life savings, your children's colledge funds, and THEN you can worship a science fiction writer! !YAY!

[zombiehorde99]

Great! Where do i sign up? :)

[TheDarkTaker00]

Right here! *hands you papers and some fake stuff about L. Ron hubbard the awesome overlord of everything HAIL!*

[zombiehorde99]

Im being eated by bugs, oh noes!

[NoTaTtHiScHoOl]

damn this is hilarious

[BillionYearSP]

The problem I have is that the video suggests that the average $cientologist should blow their brains out. Well, quite a few members have committed suicide and that's not very funny.

I say it's a fail.

[ChurchOfKali66619]

Sad, but true. But I gave it 5 stars and LOVE the song.

Hail, Thetan!

[TheDarkTaker00]

wewt 10,000 view!

[TheDarkLatias950]

SCIENTOLOGY: The Belief That A Space Alien Named Xenu Came To Earth 75 Million Years Ago And Dumped Frozen Space Aliens In Earth's Volcanos Which Resulted In Thetan Alien Souls That Seek Out To Plague Mankind Forver. Makes Perfect Sense

[TheDarkTaker00]

inorite!

[TheDarkTaker00]

anonymous is waaaaaay better then xenu

[GMNives]

"Hmm... I dunno! Black people?"

I fucking lol'd

[XxCYOYanks11xX]

um yeah okaaaaay

[jouserjouse]

lmao this is hillarious. this guys a good rapper too if any of you guys are into hip hop look him up his names dzk.

[SirGreatTROLL]

Good video. Entertaining.

[ToxicRockerz]

I'm one of Xenu's trusted men, he asked me to make sure none of you are dumb enough to fall for this bullshit.

[chapp54]

5/5

[BobDole2343]

i lul'd

[wanosd]

The Ori will punish all non-believers. They shall burn in the everlasting fires. Believe in the Book of Origin.

[BobDole2343]

rrrrright then...Now you see why no one wants to believe your crack pot religion

[THIRD00EYE00OF00TWO]

I WANT THIS ON MY MP3!!!

[SeanDalyATeam]

im gonna have to go with what mikesul16 i reasearched it in telling others what scientology actually was. Buts its a huge crock of shit with the whole auditing and celebrity brainwashing.

[mikesul16]

This video was absolutely hysterical. Scientology is some of the biggest bullshit I have ever read and it scams people out of every penny they have in some cases. If it wasn't so damn stupid and rediculous I probably wouldn't find it so funny that people are actually dumb enough to get suckered into it.

[rafiqs13]

excuse me 'adrunkpotato' and 'jonmoneyman'

i just came on the internet to watch my favourite vid and i am utterly appalled at how u blatantly mistaks Xenu for a hen

[fartrage]

fav id

oh my god noo way

oh bitch u got jacked bitch

[MonkeyOctober]

First science fiction religion?

Scientology = Fail

[hangover71]

Why make fun of Corky..?

[junkeyjumpers]

there is no xeneu i barely believe in god

[DarkAeonSlayer99999]

I am Lord Xenu!! Bow before my DC-8 space cruisers!!

[GreyAutumn]

FREE XENU!

[mattp829]

scientology is for gay ass faggots so all u scientology bitches go get laid you dumb fucks

[sinisterzerpent]

come on, new age retro hippie!

[ColoradoMikeyS]

I long for the return of Lord Xenu! All hail lord Xenu!

[BobDole2343]

rofl crazy

[88luda88]

fOR A THOUSAND MEASLY DOLLARS I CAN TEACH U HOW TO FOLLOW :P OMG AND WE GET ONE OF YOUR KIDNEYS :P IF THIS IS TRUE AND PEOPLE FOLLOW THIS CRAP THE WORLD IS DOOMED FOR SHURE

[GeekSquadWC]

All Hail Xenu!

[Dicktaa]

Xenu will destroy you.

[TheForgottenPanzer]

no u

[blakeandneko]

plz tell me u dont believe that shit

[Dicktaa]

It doesn't matter if you believe in Xenu, Xenu believes in you!

[blakeandneko]

but xenu dont exist you bastard!

[Dicktaa]

It doesn't matter if Xenu doesn't exist, morons will always believe.

[Bobcarl20]

GO ANONYMOUS!!!!

[vursitis]

Haha! This is fucking great! WE ARE ANONYMOUS AND WE ARE STRONG!!!

[nnecrobutcher]

xenu is our master

[matt7201]

LOL funny...

[Enyzme145]

Hey...Shay...shut the fuck up...and take your clothes off already

[kevpedx]

dude your an idiot if you beleive that scientology makes sense i mean an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShaySpirit75]

well then I will be happy to be an "idiot dude". I was born into Scientology and it has improved every aspect of my life and made my mother the most amazing person I ever knew. With all respect to you, and I wish you the best in your own life. Peace.

[EdwardHowton]

If you were born into scientology, how do you know it has improved your life? Improved compared to what, exactly? To you not having been born into scientology? You don't see the conflict in that statement?

And by the way, you're not KSW if you think your mother is better than Hubbard. That's an overt right there. You sure she isn't a PTS?

Hey look, I can use made-up words from a con man science fiction writer too! And it cost me zero dollars, even.

[ShaySpirit75]

I know it improved my life because it helped my study, I had a hard time in school and thanks to the tech my study improved drastically. It helped me get over depression when my mohter died, the list is long. Don't associate jokes with my dead mother. Wow you bigots can be really sick in the head at times. You think you are funny? You are just another bigot. Look up the word in a dictionary and you will see why I call you that. Take care.

[EdwardHowton]

The question was, "if you're born into it, how do you know it improved your life".

People overcome depression, do better in school, and a whole bunch of other things without scientology. Without religion, in fact. Is scientology responsible (no), or did you overcome it on your own (yes)?

I'm sorry your mother is dead, but you missed the point. Your "religion" says Hubbard is better than your mother, not me.

I did look up bigot. It describes you better than it does me. See for yourself.

[EdwardHowton]

Cont: I don't think I'm funny. I don't think it's funny when your cult lets people die, either, or when it drives them to suicide. I don't think it's funny when they block you off from all bad news to make it seem like nothing bad happens when you're a scientologist. I don't think it's funny that they brainwash you into thinking that you're incapable of doing anything except using scientology "tech", something all religions do in their own way (sing Amazing Grace's third line for an example)

[blakeandneko]

oh no, another crazy  bastard!

[ShaySpirit75]

The only idiots out there are people who cannot think for themselves and rely on media sources to be their only means of information. I think you are smarter then that. Find out for yourself what it all means, don't be so quick to think the answers are on the internet. Realize people don't need to fact check what they put here. Cheers.

[kevpedx]

in what way do i not think for my self??

even though i have been raised catholic i believe that every religio have holes especiay scientology.......xeno yeah right

[ShaySpirit75]

You know nothing but what you quote from the internet,that is how you don't think for yourself. You've never bothered to check what is fact and what isn't.

[ShaySpirit75]

That's good you realize every religion has holes, but see you can easily say that for the Chatholic Church because you have seen it for yourself. But as for scientology, you can't because you have never looked at it from this side. How can you say what is fact and what isn't. Have you ever asked a Scientologist if it has helped them? You only go by what you read on the internet, and seem to not realize that people do not need to fact check what they post on the internet.

[kevpedx]

well, clearly i personally believe that any religion that demands you to give large quantities of money to go up a rank......wait wait scratch that, any religion with ranks is not a religion, its a money hungry cult.

before you respond i bet that if your a scientologist than your rich.

[ShaySpirit75]

lad again you no nothing of what you speak. Really just start seeing things through your own eyes, instead of others. You can only go by what you are told, yet you have not asked me once a question. So you made up your mind based on what you see on the internet and don't even bother to ask a scientologist a question. You have no right to judge therefore as you are not looking at both sides. Now buh bye.

[xMisterXx]

Hah-hah. Religion is funny.

Though Scientology gets points for creativity. Work on that, Christianity. Update the stodgy image and add some lasers.

[ShaySpirit75]

Well see now little boy, thankyou for prooving me point

[ShaySpirit75]

sorry meant to reply to enzyme's comment on taking the clothes off, my sorries.....

[jordynweixel]

xeno...?

[Trypp505]

Xeno is his twin brother that was killed before his 5th birthday. Xenu is the Galactic Rule-ah of the Ga-LAX-ee

[lvanonlv]

Fucking epic

[lizperk]

love it thanks

[thinkclear16]

nice

[DestructicusPrime]

awseome pure awesome.

[pspunk666]

all hail xenu!!!!

[CodyLovingLife]

HAIL XENU

[deliverats]

Yeah even psychiatrist are smarter than this .

[janster200]

Please free Xenu. I'm carrying his baby. I want him in the delivery room with me! Please!

[mothershark]

LOL

[AoDiHostile]

Fuck scientology.

[Norn]

that's so funny. Free xenu!!

Go anons!!

[HandHanzoTV]

I love it. When he's doing the "on this very day" speech, he sounds like Omega Shenron.

[AnonJT]

KK i need this on mai ipod NAO

[SquidViscous]

Where can I download this song?

[DeltaWound]

Aw, bitch, you got jacked, bitch!

[LindiVid]

Where can I buy extra stars to give out??

[Bandfred]

WE'LL FREE YOU, MY LORD!

:3

[huntedafterdinnersbr]

this is fuckin funny fuckin funny man five stars

[RTannamal]

Hmmmmm; invent a religon sooo abviously fake and expensive only pretencious and rich actors would buy into.....genius. I'm working on Xenu - Part II - Revenge of the Theatans! Anyone interested in getting saved for about $100,000?

[AnonMontreal]

Wooooooot

[suppressiveelite]

As truthful as it gets.

[erkekler]

destroy Co$.

End the scam Send David Miscarriage to Supermax prison for his life sentence.

GO Anonymous.

[Iztiak]

Haha, nice..

[BringingBalance]

Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

[Variath]

Lol black people.

[HijodeNeton]

AWESOME!!!!